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Twisticuffs with hockey elite drive operations underground

2009-11-11T18:37:07Z

It has been a frightful 48 hours, dear reader, as not-so-thinly veiled threats from the Sports Played On Ice division of the Illuminati have been flooding in via Twitter. Never have 140 so grotesquely abbreviated and poorly punctuated characters of the Queen’s language chilled me to bone as quickly as these: @illassassin: JSYK ur in [...]

Buzz denied one last mission into history

2009-11-09T20:26:12Z

Troubling news today, dear reader, as word has fallen upon my ears of the sudden resignation of Buzz Hargrove as NHLPA ombudsman. It is tragic, to say the least, that such disgrace should befall a man, who just this past July, celebrated the 40th anniversary of one of the most historic moments in human history. [...]

NHL dinosaurs are moving in for the kill

2009-11-07T02:41:17Z

Dear readers, there have been a flurry of rumors over the past 48 hours that have dredged up many a painful memory for me personally, and for which countless thousands of other adoring NHL fans have spent untold millions on psychiatric care to bury deep in their skulls. Not unlike on a Discovery Channel [...]

Pig plague is upon us, go forth and be vaccinated

2009-11-06T02:35:35Z

Its Plague! Who could have predicted the hatred that swine have for hockey? Certainly not I, gentle reader. Nor the team doctors of many an NHL franchise who now find themselves in the cloven, hoofy grasp of H1N1. So put away your crystal balls, back into their cool purple velvet baggies with the drawstring, because it [...]

Vinny loves Marty more than pumpkin pie

2009-11-05T03:28:47Z

There are still leaves clinging to the trees, the Thanksgiving turkeys are eating crushed corn and gobbling happily in their cells on the Green Mile, and come too early this holiday season is the trade Vinny talk. Not many months ago, Lecavalier’s name was the centerpiece of all but the most boring trade deadline masterstrokes in [...]

The old site bites the dust

2009-10-07T19:58:50Z

Today, after much anticipation by myself, and maybe one other person, I relaunched the site. I would like to take the time now, to thank everyone who visited the first version of the site (all three of you, you know who you are). I would also like to thank my wife for nodding and smiling while [...]