Question (complete): It started about 14 months ago when driving to work I had a visipn if you will and saw battles being fought in places I had lived over my lifetime which was a little scary but at man said the time is near prepare yourself and that vision I have had minus the man several times am I getting old orwhat

Answer:
Tank

There are changes coming up
Lets stay positive ok
What you have seen in a long long way off
Meaning you wont see it in your lifetime

Viper

Question (complete): are we soulmate

Answer:
Yohely,

Are you soulmate? The Old Maid said no, just a couple of heels! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma

Question (complete): Is he cheating on me

Answer:
Yes I do think he is cheating on you. What now? I hope you have a back up plan. Get going my dear!!!!

Question (complete): Will i ever find the right man?

Answer:
Maybe, maybe not. You might find the right woman!

Question (complete): how long is jr going to jail for

Answer:
Megan,

The Old Maid said he will go to jail until he gets out! In the meantime, buy him lots of soap on a rope, or at least until he finds his jailhouse bride! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma

Question (complete): I really like this guy name chance, He is my biology lab partner. I only get to see him in the lab or when we have lab. I’ve been thinking of him a lot.thats all i kno his name. i didn’t get to see him this week. and our lab ends soon. I dont want to get hurt again. Will anything happen between us?

Answer:
DJ

Sorry i wouldnt be taking a chance on him

Viper

Question (complete): My ex-husband and I have been divorced since Aug. It was an emotionally “challenging” relationship. He continually badgers me about getting back together “for the sake of our son”. Will the situation get better emotionally and finacially when dealing with him? I feel like the divorce was useless.

Answer:
MSM,

For the sake of your son, do NOT go back with him. If you do nothing will improve and everything will get worse and your son will be more messed-up than before. Is this what you want? Doing this will not help anyone or anything except that ignorant jerk.

Perhaps you should contact me for more help by clicking on my banner.

Cruella D’Archangelo

Question (complete): Back in April I found out my husband emailed his ex girlfriend asking her to send him naked pictures of herself. She ended up emailing me and telling me everything. My husband came clean but stated that he was just saying that to get her to stop emailing him. I of course don’t believe that for a moment. Now ever since then he deletes his history on the computer which leads me to believe his is “looking” for someone else? I know I shouldn’t check the history BUT my trust for him slowly going away. I know he looks at porn and thats fine and all but he’s doing it everyday why am I not good?

Answer:
jle

As much as I would like to read for you. Could you please resubmit your question with his name and DOB so you can get the most accurate reading?

Namaste
Maharani

Question (complete): why does my life empty and what to do to get her back to love me again?

Answer:
Your life empties because you keep leaving the lid off. All those laxatives don’t help either! Seems to me if your life empties, you wouldn’t be typing this stupid question. You’d already be dead.

Sorry, you only get to ask one question at a time! Submit your other one separately!

As a preferred client I am giving you the first opportunity to look forward to what is coming up, this will give you a chance to purchase any materials needed for a spiritual awakening as well knowing what to expect. This moon is especially important for fixed signs: Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, and especially Scorpio. Please remember we are still under Neptune and Jupiter s you may feel confused, anxieties and sometimes it causes people to spend beyond their means.

On November 16, 2009 we will have a new moon in Scorpio at 2:15 EST and at 5; 15 PST exclusively, 11:15 am GMT.

The New Moon signals a time of emergence. There is an impulse to take action and begin something new, be it a small change in the way you approach your daily routine or a whole new path on your journey through life. The energy is right for making spontaneous moves and following your instincts. This is the time to act from your heart and trust the process – take a risk, live in the moment, dance to your own drummer. The New Moon blesses new beginnings, and invites you to take a chance! What do you want to create in your life? What vision do you wish to manifest? The New Moon is an asking (invocative) time, and a time to formulate what our needs are according to the opportunities available (through Scorpio this month).

When the moon is in SCORPIO, we become more attuned to hidden or secretive influences and our psychic antennas may be activated. This is a time for working to maintain emotional control, and for working on overcoming inner obsess ional thoughts or desires. There can be a need for recognizing habits and reactions that keep you locked in power struggles. This New Moon is most favorable for seeking assistance from your divine center and Higher Power to gently release your self from inner negativities. Emotional Power is the focus.

The Moon in Scorpio marks a time of intensified passion and desire. People may be feeling more assertive and more demanding, as well as being motivated and resourceful. In general, emotions at both ends of the spectrum are heightened and likely to vary quite a bit throughout this influence. Connections on a deep level could be made with members of the opposite sex with the Moon in Scorpio. Represented by the Scorpion, Scorpio possesses a secretive and penetrative nature. Feelings of jealousy and revenge may arise, so special caution is needed to avoid confrontations. The Scorpio Moon can be a catalyst for power urges, which can often result in violence or even homicidal impulses.

Mars and Pluto and Mars’ rule Scorpio influence brings out strong passions and Pluto shows a very strong desires. People often become aggressive, critical, impatient and moody while the Moon is in Scorpio. There is a marked increase of intensity and a highlighted sensitivity to personal offenses and insults. Remember that Scorpio has a suspicious and secretive nature. Avoid social complications. Beware of jealousy and watch out for the Scorpio Sting. Please remember to forgive and forget. Be cautious interacting with the opposite sex. However, this could be a good time for intense merging with another on a deep emotional level!

Since, moon in Scorpio represents Headstrong, Willful, Hot-Tempered, Brave, and Energetic it is my suggestion for us to remain balanced. This full moon is extraordinary to many signs. It is my suggestion that you purchase a white candle and carve your name one through the wick. Anoint the candle with lavender oil sandalwood and chant the psalm 39. You may also choose to recite a mantra every morning until the next moon cycle. Remember that with all applications of psalms and mantras achieving the desired result is depended upon the quality of intention, and when it comes to finding satisfying relationships, it is of the greatest importance to begin with a clear understanding of what your goal should be. The mantras can be hard to pronounce for many but it is a powerful source of energy the mantra for Scorpio moon is:

“Om Angarakaya Namaha”

(Om Ang-ar-ka-ya Na-ma-ha)

This mantra is the to call to the lord of peace and removal of any obstacles in your way.

The intention of this mantra is the to keep up in balance from loosing our temper through darkness and unfocused energy

With every moon cycle, remember to cross out the old affirmation even if there is a slightest change and create new ones. The perfect number for aspiration is 10. This means to list 10 aspirations and recite them every night until the next moon cycle. Remember never make the affirmations beginning with “I need”, it must be worded “I will need to be shown how to retain”

Many people have asked the question how often they should have a reading done by a physic or a tarot reader. In my opinion an in depth reading should be done every moon cycle. Since, every moon cycle represents a change it not only affects our external forces but our internal forces as well. Of course, we all have burning questions every now and then and it maybe necessary to have a reading done more often, but sometime we have to let universe take its course. When dealing with a tragic situation it is my suggestion that before you have a reading done you must clear away negativity and fear from your emotions so that a reader can give you the clearest reading possible. Remember every physic base all their telephone readings on your energy. So remember to ask guidance from the higher power before having a reading so that you can be neutral with your energy. The clearest answers can be given when energy is at a neutral point. Never get a reading with your energy is scattered because you may not receive the best reading possible. 98% of all physics are empathic and clairvoyant so this energy is very important to them as well as you. Always remember every reader has their boundaries as to how far in the future they want to read. This is of their choice; however, reading beyond 6 months is a very hazy situation unless you are dealing with an astrologer. Our free will plays an important role in our destiny and we are able to change anything. This is the main reason why many readers do not go beyond the 3 to 6 months mark

You may schedule a in-depth reading with me by visiting my site at www.myspace.com/mrutan or you may send me a personal email at mrutan@bellsouth.net.

Namaste

Maharani

Question (complete): Is Steve P. still in love with me or is it over? If he is will he contact me and tell me?

Answer:
Dear M A F,

Happy birthday, first of all. Steve P is going through a mid-life crisis that is worse than any menopause any woman could ever have. He really does not know what he wants therefore he does not know who he loves. Please contact me for a private reading so we can see if there is anything we can do to pull him back to normalcy and want to work things out with you. A little spellwork can go a long way at times. Talk soon!

Question (complete): will i ever see my ex again?

Answer:
MP

Will you ever see your ex again. Wow that is a broad question. What a ex friend, Ex lover, Ex husband, Ex boyfriend, Ex teacher and the list is endless.

And you did not even provide their name their date of birth or anything. Because there are a lot of ex friends, ex teachers, etc. in your life so without specifics we are going to give you vague answers…

So which ex are you talking about please resubmit.

Question (complete): is betty pregnate with my child?

Answer:
Sho,

Is Betty pregnant with “my” child? The Old Maid said that I’m not going to be a parent anytime soon. It ain’t Spider’s either! Or is it? “SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

Karma

P.M.S. It is not “pregnate,” you moron. Get urself a spel chek proogram, my pretty! “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Question (complete): My husband is talking about a divorce.But I’ve been begging not for one because I know he is getting bad advice & we don’t need it.He’s in the military and it’s stressful.He is going to be coming to see me when he graduates in a couple of weeks.Is the divorce going to happen or will we stay married?

Answer:
Hey, at least he’s talking! You’re getting some warning before this s__t hits you.

lisap, this relationship is DOA — Dead On his Arrival. You and your husband are moving in different directions, and it doesn’t matter how good the sex is or how much you need his paycheck. You didn’t mention any kids, thank the Gods! He’s looking for ways and reasons to get free from this relationship. Do the right thing and suck it up; don’t go crazy bitch on him until after you’ve heard him out.

Question (complete): my and my boyfriend have been going out for 3 years. im in love with him but im unsure of how he feels for me. ive tried everythingg u can possible think of to please him . what do u think i should try to get him to open up to me so i can find out if im living a lie?

Answer:
loca,

You need to put down the hammer and ask him how he feels about you. If you don’t know after three years and he hasn’t said or indicated how he feels, then he feels you are passions plaything. Straighten it out or move on.

If you want a full reading click on my banner.

Cruella D’Archangelo

Question (complete): DOES HE REALLY LOVE ME AND IF SO WHY DOES HE TREAT ME THE WAYS HE DOES

Answer:
SINCE YOU FEEL THE NEED TO YELL AT US, I AM GOING TO YELL BACK!

IF HE TREATS YOU POORLY, WHY DO YOU CARE HOW FEELS? DO YOU JUST LIKE HAVING SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT?

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE CAPS LOCK!!!

Question (complete): we have a reaship since feb/march of this year, even though he is moving to florida , is it going to continue , he told me he loves me and he hasnt have anybody since me , and that was in march , is this a long lasting affair

Answer:
CrazyGreek

What a sassy woman you are
He’s not giving up on you

Viper….. Another half greek crazy woman

Question (complete): i want to know if she will come back home with me her husband and kids soon and save, and loveing me more

Answer:
Dear Dragon77,

Amber Lee was too young to deal with being a wife and mother. She tried it for awhile and liked it for awhile but is now feeling too stifled and suffocated. She will not be ready to come back and pick up where she left off.

You will need to do some serious “brujaria” to get her to come home. I am sure you can find a good practitioner such as a santero or palero in PR or even Miami. Good luck!

Question (complete): Two days ago while I was in class, I realized I lost my gold bracelet. I never take it off. It’s snagged on things and come off before, but it always happened at home. This time, I can’t find it anywhere in my house and I’m afraid that I lost it at campus. Please, can you tell me where it is?

Answer:
Rose,

Was it white gold or yellow gold? Anyway, you made someone’s day when you lost the bracelet.
It is on their wrist where you will find it. “SSSLLLAAAPPP!!!”

Karma

P.M.S. The little Furys are great at finding lost articles, can you wait until they grow up!

Question (complete): Will my husband and I work things out or are we getting a divorce? We’ve been married for 10yrs & have 3 kids. He’s a wonderful father to them, but I feel ignored & invisible to him and have for awhile now. I never see him & when I do we fight. Usually over something I’ve done. Thanks for your time.

Answer:
Hello SnowAngel,

The good news is that he still loves you and wants to preserve the family. The bad news is that Saturn is now conjunct your Sun in Libra and is being squared by Pluto in Capricorn over the next few months so things will not be easy for you. It really looks like counseling will help here and also some radical changes in how you relate to each other and communicate. It looks difficult but not impossible. He feels overwhelmed by responsibility and doesn’t feel you live up to your end of the agreement. He is great with the kids but is like a disapproving, impossible to please harsh father to you. There is hope here but it will take a lot of work and cooperation to reframe the relationship and the situation. I don’t see a divorce and I do wish you luck. Contact me for a private reading through my website if you would like to look at this further with me. There is hope!

Good Luck,
Siren

Question (complete): As you can tell from the birthdates their is a huge age difference, I work with Matt and we have an attraction for each other i am currently married but will be divorcing, so far we dont have contact outside of work and he hasnt revealed any feelings for me yet, Is this a karmic relationship?

Answer:
Brandi,

Put the brandy bottle down and listen up. What you have is a “FRIENDSHIP.” nothing more and don’t try pushing it. He sees you as nothing more than a friend at best and maybe as surrogate mother.

Cruella D’Archangelo

Question (complete): I know im in love with a man, im hust uncertain of his feelings towards me. My question is does he feel the same, like will we ever have a connection on a romantic level?
please help me get some peace && clarity
=)

Answer:
MM

First of all you are still growing up surely its nice to have love around you and be in a relationship but will it ask.

He is a flirt and you know it. This is what attracted you to him. Sure he things that you are beautiful but than he would not have anything less but he also likes to play the field.

If you want a quickey you can have that or enjoy the friendship and embrace what comes about after the first of the year. But I dont think you have the patient to wait and you might ruin this because you do want more and he wants to play..

Namaste

Question (complete): YOU STATED LAST TIME TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE IS IT GOING TO BE WITH HIM OR WITH SOMEONE ELSE

Answer:
This question belongs in the idiot file.

You are completely dense. You got really lucky the first time, Viper picked your question. I see where Viper gave you a very clear answer and was nice about it. She told you to get on with your life. She also told you you were too much woman for him. Anyone with an IQ over a single digit number can put it all together and figure out what that means.

When someone tells you to get on with your life, it means MOVE ON, there’s nothing there. I guess you thought you could psychic vampire us by submitting a re-worded version of the same question. NOPE!

What is up with caps lock this time? Are you trying to piss us off or did you just get stupider since the last time you submitted a question?

Question (complete): my husband and i are going through some tough times should i move on or will he change for his family?

Answer:
YG

Work this out..
Theres life left in this relationship…
You both need to change
Your both so young
Time to grow up

Viper

Question (complete): I often feel like I’m waiting for something to happen. I’ve felt it since I was a kid. It seems that I’m doing nothing more than killing time no matter what I do. This leads to a great amount of apathy and boredom. The likes of which are seemingly inescapable. So, any idea what I’m waiting for? Should I be more enthused about the present?

Answer:
Mike H,

My goddess man, you are not that old so you have not been waiting that long. However I am giving you BIG points for spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure.

I think you have been waiting for me to come down with my supply of whips and give you a session in bondage and submissive servitude towards women.

Instead of spinning your wheels, find something that you are passionate about besides sex and go for it.

Cruella D’Archangelo

Question (complete): bobby and i haven’t spoken to each other in about 2 month.i made him mad and i did say i’m sorry.we had a great friendship and now i’m asking will he come around and we be friends again??? thank you for your time god bless

Answer:
MM,

He needs time and space right now although I know it’s difficult for you. You did the right thing by saying you are sorry but I feel like he did not take your apology very seriously or was not ready to accept it. Sometimes even great friendships must end and were only present in our lives for a certain purpose… if that purpose has been met already then it may be time to let this person go and move on. If this purpose has not been met, then your worlds will reconnect because it’s fate and you’ll need each other. Trust in the Universe and your heart. Time will tell you soon enough. By the time of the New Year or sooner I think you will have your answer if you look within.

The Princess has Spoken…

Question (complete): Will I ever find true everlasting love?

Answer:
AH

You are so young I dont think you have ever experience what true love even is. Yes there have been people that have come and gone.

But one question is why are you looking for love right now when you should be becoming more independent in studies/work/finances?

If you are looking for a sugar daddy than you know where to go and if you are looking for Brad Pitt sorry he is taken.

You have so many people who love you and rather than enjoying what you have you are looking for it but you have many male friends that adore you without even thinking twice. Do you know how important friendship really is??? Ask Karma …

Check back with me in 5 to 6 years and ask me the same question and I will give you the answer ..

Namaste
Maharani

Question (complete): Will My Boyfriend get out of prison anytime soon? When will he get out of Prison? Will my life get any better?

Answer:
No he will not get out of prison soon. He will be doing at least another year or two. Your life will get better when you learn that you put yourself in the situations you are in.

Belligerent Bastard

Question (complete): This girl Jordan and I used to flirt alot. We flirted for months. My friends and I were sure she liked me. Well things happened and she doesnt come around anymore. But I cant get her out of my head. My question is. Will Jordan and I ever be together?

Answer:
Lisha

Sorry darl she found someone else
Not to worry you wont be by yourself for much longer

Viper

Question (complete): What does my near and distant future hold

Answer:
Dear B.A.,

I don’t do distant future readings because they’re too, well… distant. Lots of living, experiences, and choices will happen between today and the “distant” future.

Of course, this doesn’t necessarily apply if you’re ADD or ADHD and by the distant future you mean the next 10 minutes, 10 hours or 10 days.

For the near future, I feel you’re in a work situation that requires you to collaborate and connect with a coworker or team of coworkers. There’s some friction here, and that doesn’t have to be a negative situation. If you are willing to negotiate, share ideas, and cooperate rather than let the situation turn into a conflict or a battle of wills, you will definitely succeed and bring the project to a successful completion. Speak up respectfully, and make good choices in necessary compromises.

Dona
aka Destiny Tarot
aka Nocturna Donamatrix

Question (complete): Ive done alot for trish and her daughter. Have i been getting used by this person, is it time for us to go our seperate ways?

Answer:
RB,

If you mean she ain’t putting out, the Old Maid said Y E S!!!

Karma

Question (complete): When will or is Josh going to all me back?

Answer:
Hi Sally,

I need more information on Josh such as his birthday, etc. The same information you supplied for yourself. We cannot determine your Josh from every other Josh in your state. Please resubmit.