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Punstoppable Pun #600

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:33:26 +0000

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest in hopes that one would win but no pun in ten did. Pun posted by Berhe & Tyler Eigmy

Punstoppable Pun #599

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 22:00:13 +0000

I have a friend who is not so tall. I like chatting with her, and it never takes too long. They are always short conversations.. Pun posted by Ben Carpenter

Punstoppable Pun #598

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:32:44 +0000

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. Pun posted by nino

Punstoppable Pun #597

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:11:02 +0000

You got the buns i got the hotdogs . Pun posted by Nino

Punstoppable Pun #596

Mon, 09 May 2011 20:29:10 +0000

your moms like multiple choice, i use the back door method!!. Pun posted by smart in la class

Punstoppable Pun #595

Tue, 03 May 2011 19:00:27 +0000

What did bill say to the old man? bill you suck me. Pun posted by Nick

Punstoppable Pun #594

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:17:39 +0000

And there was the crotchety old organ grinder who went around with a chimp on his shoulder--. Pun posted by Lazy Daisy

Punstoppable Pun #593

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:47:53 +0000

Energy is my current-cy!. Pun posted by Nate M.

Punstoppable Pun #592

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:11:32 +0000

Don't mess those strokes in that photoshp design. Otherwise Julian Casablancas will be pissed!. Pun posted by Gavin

Punstoppable Pun #591

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 22:03:27 +0000

Prince of Purrrrsia was the cat's meow.. Pun posted by Bobby

Punstoppable Pun #590

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 01:04:49 +0000

Don't buy the guys who were stuck underground in Chile any beers. They are miners.. Pun posted by JOE!

Punstoppable Pun #589

Sat, 09 Oct 2010 02:35:11 +0000

A dog gave birth on the side of the road and was cited for littering.. Pun posted by Bobby Marko

Punstoppable Pun #588

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:57:54 +0000

I'm always a little warey around sarcastic junkies. I'm always afraid of their needle.. Pun posted by Pete Docherty

Punstoppable Pun #587

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:55:17 +0000

A starling was chirping away loudly on the branch of a very hung-over tree. The tree turned groggily to the bird and said "come on mate, leaf it out.". Pun posted by Diddles

Punstoppable Pun #586

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:53:40 +0000

Potatoes really aren't fans of salt and vinegar - the find the flavour too crisp.. Pun posted by CheckD

Punstoppable Pun #585

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:18:30 +0000

A peanut walks into a police station to make a complaint claiminghe was a salted.. Pun posted by Jason Brown

Punstoppable Pun #584

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 22:54:04 +0000

two pretzels were walking down the road one got a salted (assulted). Pun posted by Reed

Punstoppable Pun #583

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:06:03 +0000

a termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?". Pun posted by -

Punstoppable Pun #582

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 22:34:10 +0000

I don't think the increase in bus ticket prices is very fare. . Pun posted by Aaron

Punstoppable Pun #581

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 22:29:32 +0000

The sea said to the sand, "are you shore?". Pun posted by Aaron