http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 08 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 08 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31813.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/P._J._O%27Rourke "There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27573.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edmund_Wilson "Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26202.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Kenneth_Galbraith "Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26178.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_F._Byrnes "If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40579.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_Shakespeare "If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39160.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Elaine_Gill "There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27642.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Cullen_Hightower "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/740.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Benfield "Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38795.html Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jodie_Foster "If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1175.html Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mo_Udall "Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1163.html Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Woody_Allen "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/376.html Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alec_Bourne