http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 06 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 06 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33015.html Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Carl_Sagan "The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31891.html Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Rogers "First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27587.html Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Georg_Christoph_Lichtenberg "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26271.html Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Friedrich_von_Schiller "You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32992.html Tue, 05 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Warren_Beatty "When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26919.html Tue, 05 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/C._P._Snow "Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26790.html Tue, 05 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Leonard_Bernstein "I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/114.html Tue, 05 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx "They wouldn't call it falling in love if you didn't get hurt sometimes, but you just pick yourself up and move on." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41441.html Mon, 04 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Gregory_Thomas_Garcia%2C_Elijah_Aron%2C_Jordan_Young "I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38010.html Mon, 04 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mitch_Hedberg "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27739.html Mon, 04 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Benjamin_Franklin "It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27679.html Mon, 04 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Benchley