http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 15 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 15 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39692.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dave_Barry "I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39447.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jack_Handey "At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29896.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Raymond_Chandler "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23666.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx "If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40175.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Veronica_Pare_and_Ferrett_Steinmetz "Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40000.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bill_Gates "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27558.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Frost "If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23706.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Stuart_Mill "Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/35564.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_Goldman "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1132.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jerry_Seinfeld "Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/903.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Peter_da_Silva "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/450.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Max_Frisch