http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 18 May 2013 01:25:02 -0000 18 May 2013 01:25:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. "Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/42152.html Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain "Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23638.html Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/844.html Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Abraham_Lincoln "I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/387.html Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Carl_Sandburg "Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41023.html Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Chuck_Lorre%2C_Steven_Molaro_and_Eric_Kaplan "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26969.html Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_Kissinger "Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23599.html Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Marvin_Minsky "I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/125.html Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dorothy_Parker "You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29727.html Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sydney_Smith "Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27054.html Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_McChord_Crothers "In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1229.html Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_Pickering "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/28.html Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Benchley