http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 16 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 16 May 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/42557.html Sat, 16 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edward_Teller "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27725.html Sat, 16 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Arthur_Schopenhauer "If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27639.html Sat, 16 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bob_Hope "Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26215.html Sat, 16 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_H._Huxley "We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39692.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dave_Barry "I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39447.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jack_Handey "At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29896.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Raymond_Chandler "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23666.html Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx "If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40175.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Veronica_Pare_and_Ferrett_Steinmetz "Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40000.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bill_Gates "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27558.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Frost "If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23706.html Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Stuart_Mill