http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 07 Apr 2026 01:05:01 -0000 07 Apr 2026 01:05:01 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1421.html Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Harry_S_Truman "People will buy anything that is one to a customer." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1318.html Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sinclair_Lewis "In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1229.html Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_Pickering "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/7.html Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jules_de_Gaultier "There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26810.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_Johnson "Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23641.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Laurence_J._Peter "Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1314.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ambrose_Bierce "People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/92.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_Ford "There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/34024.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Marie_Curie "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30162.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lewis_Carroll "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26155.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/104.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Hubert_H._Humphrey