http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 07 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 07 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41800.html Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Halifax "The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27335.html Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/David_Richerby "I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/964.html Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Frank_Deford "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/917.html Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Orson_Welles "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26910.html Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Shelley_Winters "What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/795.html Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Havelock_Ellis "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/449.html Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Euripides "Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/97.html Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lillian_Hellman "There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1271.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_Adams "Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1202.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Russell_Baker "The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/453.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sir_William_Preece "I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/314.html Sun, 05 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jules_Renard