http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 13 May 2026 01:05:01 -0000 13 May 2026 01:05:01 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/35564.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_Goldman "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1132.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jerry_Seinfeld "Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/903.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Peter_da_Silva "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/450.html Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Max_Frisch "You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38789.html Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Charles_Austin_Beard "We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27683.html Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Eric_Hoffer "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1095.html Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Erma_Bombeck "It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/377.html Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_E._Lee "The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/34156.html Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Randy_K._Milholland "A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33845.html Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Terry_Pratchett "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27676.html Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ogden_Nash "Reality is something you rise above." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1043.html Mon, 11 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Liza_Minnelli