http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 27 Apr 2026 01:05:02 -0000 27 Apr 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38788.html Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33013.html Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Buzz_Aldrin "I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23614.html Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dana_Carvey "The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1251.html Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ambrose_Bierce "When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29587.html Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jonathan_Swift "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27546.html Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Anatole_France "What's another word for Thesaurus?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/949.html Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Steven_Wright "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/516.html Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Charles_M._Schulz "The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23621.html Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Martin_Mull "Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23594.html Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Philip_Guedalla "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1104.html Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Frank_Zappa "All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/760.html Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_Butler