http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 16 Aug 2026 01:05:02 -0000 16 Aug 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26899.html Sun, 16 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Marshall_McLuhan "Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1295.html Sun, 16 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Francois_de_La_Rochefoucauld "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/626.html Sun, 16 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Abraham_Lincoln "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/394.html Sun, 16 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Thomas_A._Edison "There is no good lighting that is healthy and for our well being without proper darkness." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41019.html Sat, 15 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Roger_van_der_Heide "I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/35599.html Sat, 15 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tom_Hanks "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33393.html Sat, 15 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Franklin_D._Roosevelt "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27667.html Sat, 15 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bertrand_Russell "Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/42190.html Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Louis_C._K. "When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41560.html Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Billings%28Henry_Wheeler_Shaw%29_ "It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/860.html Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/H._L._Mencken "The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/461.html Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_R._Coveyou