http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 20 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 20 Jul 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39100.html Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Evan_Esar "I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1032.html Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Graffito "Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/875.html Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/unknown "[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/70.html Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Al_Capp "People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27714.html Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Anatole_France "When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27568.html Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edward_R._Murrow "A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/738.html Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Benchley "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/472.html Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Calvin_Trillin "The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1402.html Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/P._J._O%27Rourke "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/685.html Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jeff_Valdez "The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/486.html Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Kilgore_Trout "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/130.html Sat, 18 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ronald_Reagan