http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 05 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 05 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32853.html Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_Stimson "We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27530.html Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Francois_de_La_Rochefoucauld "All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26287.html Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edward_Gibbon "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/170.html Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Senator_Everett_Dirksen "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/14481.html Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Kurt_Vonnegut "By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1137.html Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Eve_Babitz "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/775.html Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Arthur_C._Clarke "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/748.html Thu, 04 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Niels_Bohr "The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/35860.html Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bill_Nye "Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33115.html Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oliver_Wendell_Holmes "The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1292.html Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Paul_Johnson "Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/439.html Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Gordon_R._Dickson