Quotes of the Day http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 19 Mar 2024 03:25:03 -0000 19 Mar 2024 03:25:03 -0000 Quotes of the Day http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo Andre Gide "Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26135.html Tue, 19 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Andre_Gide Louis Vermeil "The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23604.html Tue, 19 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Louis_Vermeil Tennessee Williams "A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/200.html Tue, 19 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tennessee_Williams W. C. Fields "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/89.html Tue, 19 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields Stephen King "Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39167.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Stephen_King Ann Richards "I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39143.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ann_Richards Henny Youngman "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1054.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henny_Youngman Mark Twain "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/286.html Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain Jane Austen "Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31174.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jane_Austen Lewis Carroll "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30162.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lewis_Carroll G. K. Chesterton "I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/769.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/G._K._Chesterton Marshall McLuhan "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/315.html Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Marshall_McLuhan