http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 08 Feb 2012 01:25:01 -0000 08 Feb 2012 01:25:01 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. "I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bto1YxNAIYAC0h8tEa-kNnTXsi4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bto1YxNAIYAC0h8tEa-kNnTXsi4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bto1YxNAIYAC0h8tEa-kNnTXsi4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bto1YxNAIYAC0h8tEa-kNnTXsi4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26806.html Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_McCloskey "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a73es3jQWwZP0KpJxCSOIN7UGPM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a73es3jQWwZP0KpJxCSOIN7UGPM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> 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http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29638.html Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robert_Heinlein "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uDaiUaLWPGv1b9c_MO8q9SThw1A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uDaiUaLWPGv1b9c_MO8q9SThw1A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uDaiUaLWPGv1b9c_MO8q9SThw1A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uDaiUaLWPGv1b9c_MO8q9SThw1A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26938.html Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Eric_Hoffer "She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F0Dr9BQZUcqnis_lpiQbcy01EJ0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F0Dr9BQZUcqnis_lpiQbcy01EJ0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a 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