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<title>Alfred Hitchcock</title>
<description>"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Robert Benchley</title>
<description>"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ambrose Bierce</title>
<description>"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ambrose_Bierce</link>
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<title>Alec Bourne</title>
<description>"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alec_Bourne</link>
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<title>Jessamyn West</title>
<description>"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself."
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jessamyn_West</link>
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<title>Carl Sagan</title>
<description>"Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves."
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Carl_Sagan</link>
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<title>Oscar Wilde</title>
<description>"Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing."
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde</link>
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<title>B. F. Skinner</title>
<description>"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten."
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/B._F._Skinner</link>
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<title>Heywood Broun</title>
<description>"Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else."
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Heywood_Broun</link>
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<title>Hermann Hesse</title>
<description>"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Hermann_Hesse</link>
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<title>Chinese Proverb</title>
<description>"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Chinese_Proverb</link>
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<title>Samuel Butler</title>
<description>"All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income."
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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