http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 16 Jun 2026 01:05:01 -0000 16 Jun 2026 01:05:01 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40219.html Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Stephen_Colbert "As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/34989.html Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/H._Rider_Haggard "An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1232.html Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alfred_A._Knopf "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/598.html Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Hunter_S._Thompson "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27008.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tom_Stoppard "Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?" http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1218.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Rogers "Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/737.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Louise_Beal "When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/732.html Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Clyde_B._Aster "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/36965.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ernest_Hemingway "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23552.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/G._K._Chesterton "If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1242.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lord_Salisbury "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/304.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields