http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 11 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 11 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26946.html Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_Johnson "Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26246.html Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Rudyard_Kipling "O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/425.html Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Saint_Augustine "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/115.html Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx "We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27644.html Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Charles_Caleb_Colton "When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27609.html Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_Hazlitt "Honesty is the best image." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/992.html Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tom_Wilson "I am a deeply superficial person." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/302.html Wed, 10 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Andy_Warhol "What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1072.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dave_Barry "One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1003.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Larry_Gelbart "Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/966.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Charles_Kuralt "Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/589.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Cuppy