http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 14 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 14 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/36965.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ernest_Hemingway "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23552.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/G._K._Chesterton "If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1242.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lord_Salisbury "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/304.html Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields "A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27610.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sidney_J._Harris "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27540.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams "The computing field is always in need of new cliches." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/871.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alan_Perlis "Never eat more than you can lift." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/415.html Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Miss_Piggy "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29602.html Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain "You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1260.html Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Carrie_Fisher "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/911.html Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Voltaire "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/308.html Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dwight_D._Eisenhower