http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 25 Sep 2026 01:05:02 -0000 25 Sep 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38088.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/George_Orwell "Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23571.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mickey_Rooney "We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/939.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ray_Bradbury "Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/877.html Fri, 25 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Putt%27s_Law "The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27319.html Thu, 24 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lois_McMaster_Bujold "Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/701.html Thu, 24 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Firesign_Theatre "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/538.html Thu, 24 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle "If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/353.html Thu, 24 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Laurence_J._Peter "Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/42570.html Wed, 23 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Demetri_Martin "Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27537.html Wed, 23 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sir_Arthur_Eddington "The secret of eternal youth is arrested development." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1058.html Wed, 23 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth "Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/102.html Wed, 23 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Elbert_Hubbard