http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 05 Nov 2026 01:05:02 -0000 05 Nov 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32941.html Thu, 05 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_James "I have read your book and much like it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26970.html Thu, 05 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Moses_Hadas "Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23644.html Thu, 05 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Groucho_Marx "Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1321.html Thu, 05 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Kin_Hubbard "If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/41376.html Wed, 04 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jeph_Jacques "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1396.html Wed, 04 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Albert_Camus "Living in a vacuum sucks." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1079.html Wed, 04 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Adrienne_E._Gusoff "It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/375.html Wed, 04 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Margaret_Bonnano "A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40657.html Tue, 03 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Leonard_Louis_Levinson "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/37748.html Tue, 03 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Billy_Crystal "I love acting. It is so much more real than life." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1171.html Tue, 03 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/886.html Tue, 03 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Russell