http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 09 Feb 2010 01:25:01 -0000 09 Feb 2010 01:25:01 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. "An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ioyuDRmC2L3swk03VvTGy024_IQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ioyuDRmC2L3swk03VvTGy024_IQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ioyuDRmC2L3swk03VvTGy024_IQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ioyuDRmC2L3swk03VvTGy024_IQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27651.html Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dylan_Thomas "There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TaQy0EJH4rh-mvM0itHn2wrishE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TaQy0EJH4rh-mvM0itHn2wrishE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TaQy0EJH4rh-mvM0itHn2wrishE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TaQy0EJH4rh-mvM0itHn2wrishE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26286.html Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bertrand_Russell "The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dzxtj5Ez2u8vF-NAoLZjz8TpgJU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dzxtj5Ez2u8vF-NAoLZjz8TpgJU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dzxtj5Ez2u8vF-NAoLZjz8TpgJU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dzxtj5Ez2u8vF-NAoLZjz8TpgJU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1439.html Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/H._L._Mencken "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q4BFCJ33vGgPMIg5ocmVNkQMB3E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q4BFCJ33vGgPMIg5ocmVNkQMB3E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q4BFCJ33vGgPMIg5ocmVNkQMB3E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/q4BFCJ33vGgPMIg5ocmVNkQMB3E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/330.html Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Walt_Disney "Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team". There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ON2LGevNFB1VrV1vViS3k4mFSXM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ON2LGevNFB1VrV1vViS3k4mFSXM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ON2LGevNFB1VrV1vViS3k4mFSXM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ON2LGevNFB1VrV1vViS3k4mFSXM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40411.html Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/David_Shore "Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uQdsd4RQW6jgHmDK1XaCvygZsHo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uQdsd4RQW6jgHmDK1XaCvygZsHo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uQdsd4RQW6jgHmDK1XaCvygZsHo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uQdsd4RQW6jgHmDK1XaCvygZsHo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31742.html Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Robertson_Davies "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KSJd7pqQmnU--cF4qTXnbuXXhek/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KSJd7pqQmnU--cF4qTXnbuXXhek/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KSJd7pqQmnU--cF4qTXnbuXXhek/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KSJd7pqQmnU--cF4qTXnbuXXhek/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26916.html Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Phyllis_Diller "All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/d699qmk9OMcFishi-Pv7BIWhAWk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/d699qmk9OMcFishi-Pv7BIWhAWk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/d699qmk9OMcFishi-Pv7BIWhAWk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/d699qmk9OMcFishi-Pv7BIWhAWk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/222.html Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sean_O%27Casey "When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1N5zYUsEcojUFOSp8ISgYhAaysE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1N5zYUsEcojUFOSp8ISgYhAaysE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1N5zYUsEcojUFOSp8ISgYhAaysE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1N5zYUsEcojUFOSp8ISgYhAaysE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32169.html Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Brendan_Behan "If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zTxljGzqoFtSLDn6nQTZcGdZ7qY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zTxljGzqoFtSLDn6nQTZcGdZ7qY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zTxljGzqoFtSLDn6nQTZcGdZ7qY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zTxljGzqoFtSLDn6nQTZcGdZ7qY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/862.html Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Isaac_Newton "It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_NRB3diABGLCO6YCvmXugR-WxQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_NRB3diABGLCO6YCvmXugR-WxQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_NRB3diABGLCO6YCvmXugR-WxQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_NRB3diABGLCO6YCvmXugR-WxQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/384.html Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mick_Jagger "It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis." <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jiTDr0LP8LKKA8LPVeDHQnnDJv0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jiTDr0LP8LKKA8LPVeDHQnnDJv0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jiTDr0LP8LKKA8LPVeDHQnnDJv0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jiTDr0LP8LKKA8LPVeDHQnnDJv0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/375.html Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Margaret_Bonnano