Quotes of the Day

Mitch Hedberg

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Franklin P. Adams

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius."

Graffito

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Is there life before death?"

Jeff Foxworthy

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"

John H. Patterson

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides."

Aldous Huxley

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."

John Cleese

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."

Evan Esar

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow."

Michael Crichton

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world."

Benjamin Franklin

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse."

Barbara Bush

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"War is not nice."