http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 06 Apr 2026 01:05:02 -0000 06 Apr 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26810.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_Johnson "Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23641.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Laurence_J._Peter "Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1314.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ambrose_Bierce "People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/92.html Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_Ford "There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/34024.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Marie_Curie "It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/30162.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lewis_Carroll "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26155.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Oscar_Wilde "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/104.html Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Hubert_H._Humphrey "He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23574.html Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Richard_Brinsley_Sheridan "We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/23511.html Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Judith_Martin "A cult is a religion with no political power." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1420.html Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Tom_Wolfe "MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/410.html Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Doug_Ferrari