http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 28 May 2012 01:25:02 -0000 28 May 2012 01:25:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. "I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" 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The difficulty is to find them to do. 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