Quotes of the Day

Evan Esar

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage."

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others."

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Confusion is always the most honest response."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"The higher the buildings, the lower the morals."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."