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RICKY ROBESPIERRE, HERO OF THE CULTURE WAR

Peter Bergman — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:46:06 +0000

CATHOLICS ARE FLEXIBLE ON RUBBERS

BETTER PLAN B THAN JUNK FOOD FROM THE VENDING MACHINE

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE REVOLUTION?

THE ALTER BOY IS BIG TOBACCO’S BITCH

RICKY TURNS ON HIS SPIGOT OF BIGOTS

Peter Bergman — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:55:52 +0000

OBAMA SERVED A BIGGER PORTION OF VIRGINIA HAM

SANTORUM KNOWS GLOBAL WARMING IS A GOVERNMENT PLOT

MURDOCH’S WSJ SAYS “AMEN” TO THAT

ONE GLOBAL WARMING DENIER GETS HIS CLOCK CLEANED IN OREGON

TURD BLOSSOM REVEALED AS THE ANTI-CHRYSLER

Peter Bergman — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:54:52 +0000

WILL THE NOT ME QB THE SECOND HALF?

MR. GEITNER, TEAR DOWN THE WALL ST.

SANTORUM’S STAND-IN PAINTS A MUSTACHE ON OBAMA

A YELLOW BASTARD RUNNING ON THE YELLOW PERIL

SUPER BOWL REDUX

Peter Bergman — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:45:34 +0000

THE CRAGGY FACE OF MR. GRAN TORINO TRIES TO MAKE OUR DAY

ENOUGH WITH THE BABY IN THE SLINGSHOT

THE OVERPRODUCTION OF THREE FORGETTABLE SONGS

IF THEY TAKE THE STEROIDS OUT OF FOOTBALL, WILL THE GAME BE LARGE ENOUGH FOR MY FLAT SCREEN?

MITTSTER, NEWTSTER, SANCSTER

Peter Bergman — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:44:10 +0000

THAT’S NOT FOOT IN MOUTH, THAT’S REPUBLICAN GOSPEL
THE ADELSONS HAVE A COME TO MORMON MOMENT
ALL SWEATER VEST, NO HEART
THE DEVIL HAS 50 YARD LINE SUPERBOWL SEATS

MITTSTER, NEWTSTER, SANCSTER,

Peter Bergman — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:02:11 +0000

MITTSTER, NEWTSTER, SANCSTER

Mitt’s been anointed at last.

The problems he’ll face will be vast.

There’s all of the pain,

That he worked up at Bain,

And the taxes he dodged in the past.

THE NEWTSTER

The Newtster’s a poisonous toad,

With a grab bag of shit to unload.

There’s no snake in his trouser,

Just a crude rabble rouser;

Anytime now, that pig will explode.

THE SANCSTER

Santorum would make Jesus weep.

There’s no feelings at all in that creep.

He tells Moms with sick babies,

Cancer, measles, mumps, scabies,

To throw gold on the pill pusher’s heap.

MY OH MY OH MY OH, WILL OBAMA TAKE OHIO

Peter Bergman — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:43:38 +0000

OBAMA CALLS ON HIS SOCIALIST JESUS
SHAKING THE RUST OFF THE RUST BELT
HOW WE CAN KEEP THE CHINESE FROM JUMPING OFF THE ROOF
POOR MITT – EVERYBODY LIKES HIM LESS EVERY DAY

NO SUCH THING AS AN ORDINARY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT

Peter Bergman — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:48:40 +0000

THE POOR LITTLE RICH BOY SLAYS THE GRUMPY ZOMBIE
LET’S ALL LOOK AT MITT’S TAX RETURNS AND HAVE A GOOD CRY
IF YOUR ERECTION LASTS FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS – SCREW YOUR DOCTOR
WHERE HAVE ALL MY LOW PAID FIELD HANDS GONE?

A TSUNAMI OF SLEEZE FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE

Peter Bergman — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:46:18 +0000

SELF-DEPORTING NANCY, HARRY AND BARACK
OBAMA RUNS HIS SLAVE SHIP AGROUND
HOLDING THEIR NOSES, THE FAITHFUL VOTE
FRENCH FRIED AND SUCKED DRY BY THE 1%

NEWT CRAWLS OUT FROM UNDER THE 20 POUND SHIT HAMMER

Peter Bergman — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:47:05 +0000

TABLE SETTER FOR THE MAD TEA PARTY
THE ECONOMY IS STARTING TO GET BETTER; THE REPUBLICANS AREN’T
NOTHINGS SMOKING IN THE SMOKE FILLED ROOMS
IN THE VOTING BOOTH, WILL THEY THINK OF HIS FUNNY UNDERWEAR