Conservative satire, news, comics, and commentary. http://rancornews.com/rancornewsfeed.xml The IRS is waging war against right wing political activist groups in a manner normally relegated to third world countries...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/jCE_HIa_a8s" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/jCE_HIa_a8s/tearror.html http://rancornews.com/tearror.html In the wake of the tragedies at Newtown and Boston, Reynolds Wrap has been flying off the shelves<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/pty21EJRH5s" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/pty21EJRH5s/aluminum.html http://rancornews.com/aluminum.html Catastrophic tiny reductions in the increase in spending could end us all.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/vhxv1GRTIHA" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/vhxv1GRTIHA/sequester.html http://rancornews.com/sequester.html Won't somebody think of the children. Seriously though.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/qdmP9X552T8" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/qdmP9X552T8/ageism.html http://rancornews.com/ageism.html Land of the "free" and home of the slave.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/6uo6ruPT-So" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/6uo6ruPT-So/debtslavery.html http://rancornews.com/debtslavery.html Democrats and Republicans in Washington D.C. reached an agreement late Sunday night on the debt ceiling ending the long running melodrama. A press release from the White House announced that both sides have agreed to disagree and say “fuck it” on the debt ceiling.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/IAYKjjw3Ij8" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/IAYKjjw3Ij8/debtceiling2.html http://rancornews.com/debtceiling2.html Liberals continue to operate under the delusion we can keep spending as much as we want on Medicare<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/IeTyxR6Xw2M" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/IeTyxR6Xw2M/ryanplan.html http://rancornews.com/ryanplan.html After the Bin Laden spill environmental worries of utmost concern. Expect hate waves and fundamentalist fish in the near future.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/55utmZpxU7o" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/55utmZpxU7o/binladenspill.html http://rancornews.com/binladenspill.html Gun control laws only harm good people.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/Hn1EvvqKKM8" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/Hn1EvvqKKM8/reality-of-gun-control-1.1905195 http://www.thebatt.com/opinion/reality-of-gun-control-1.1905195 In the wake of the Tuscon shooting over the top rhetoric seems to be the effect of political and media misinformation<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/fWOKZJCZQDA" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/fWOKZJCZQDA/misinformation-fuels-climate-of-hate-1.1897942 http://www.thebatt.com/opinion/misinformation-fuels-climate-of-hate-1.1897942 Virginia court strikes down the individual mandate but if overturned what happens? Has the Commerce clause gone too far?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/B7LIZfpq9ac" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/B7LIZfpq9ac/healthvconstitution.html http://rancornews.com/healthvconstitution.html Media fails to deliver on the Ny mosque<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/lU239OHaB4M" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/lU239OHaB4M/nuancedmosque.html http://rancornews.com/nuancedmosque.html A personal look at a young conservative's journey through the recession.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/qtrkUME6DjA" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/qtrkUME6DjA/mystory.html http://rancornews.com/mystory.html Nancy Pelosi thinks we need to investigate those who oppose the Ground Zero mosque...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/hX0QncUtNIY" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/hX0QncUtNIY/bringitnancy.html http://rancornews.com/bringitnancy.html And the obvious fault of logic.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/4YdUbjmA9PY" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/4YdUbjmA9PY/caranalogy.html http://rancornews.com/caranalogy.html The Ground Zero mosque opened a can of worms for America, but how does it play out for Radical Islam?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/l9zhZCyK49k" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/l9zhZCyK49k/reasoningwithradicals.html http://rancornews.com/reasoningwithradicals.html If you disagree with me you are intolerant. This isn't a two way street.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/941UV6S5dAk" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/941UV6S5dAk/tolerance.html http://rancornews.com/tolerance.html Who knew facebook hated England?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/YgZIVjrA4TE" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/YgZIVjrA4TE/disownengland.html http://rancornews.com/disownengland.html The Supreme Court tries to legislate diversity in the NBA. What happened to giving the best guy the job?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/_Xai3zWCWK4" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/_Xai3zWCWK4/nbacase.html http://rancornews.com/nbacase.html Study shows that, when asked basic economic questions, those who identify themselves as liberal or very liberal respond incorrectly over half the time.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/1x0HriqmKXk" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/1x0HriqmKXk/liberalslost.html http://rancornews.com/liberalslost.html Who else has more experience saving teacher jobs? Obama has already done it once right?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/eeahxabFNcA" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/eeahxabFNcA/obamasaves.html http://rancornews.com/obamasaves.html Be Active! Sign the petition and please send it on!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/VydUMdSordM" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/VydUMdSordM/SayNoToMosque http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/SayNoToMosque Officially Unoficially Endorsed By Barack Obama<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/MbdiOwNoY6I" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/MbdiOwNoY6I/touchofgrey.html http://rancornews.com/touchofgrey.html White House darlings, Barack and Michelle Obama, are having problems after the First Lady's presidential credit card was declined in Spain.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/PRoguoiUryo" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/PRoguoiUryo/michellecredit.html http://rancornews.com/michellecredit.html We here at Rancor News fully believe in everyone right to freedom, however, we do not approve of people using their freedom to be dicks. You don’t build new peaceful relations by kicking someone in the crotch. We will stand by Honey Wasp Ham’s freedom to operate where they choose and our freedom to call them insensitive, inflammatory, attention whoring, opportunistic pricks.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/Bhc1rypxN6I" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/Bhc1rypxN6I/nymosque.html http://rancornews.com/nymosque.html He fit the role of a creepy soulless bag.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/z73LwtyOm4E" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/z73LwtyOm4E/julian.html http://rancornews.com/julian.html On Welfare? Social Security? Medicare, or Medicaid? Half of your hard given money will now come in the form of coupons. For Welfare the administration has teamed up with Gerber, Pampers, and Budweiser to help save money where it counts. Those on Social Security will have their checks subsidized with coupons for Luby's, Depends, and discounts to Donny Osmond.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/o0ZUzikNfQU" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/o0ZUzikNfQU/cashforcoupons.html http://rancornews.com/cashforcoupons.html There are dirtier nastier liberal covens out there than Journolist. Has you ever read the New York Times? Oh yeah, no you haven't. No one reads the New York Times.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/ZrQfWe4q17A" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/ZrQfWe4q17A/journolist.html http://rancornews.com/journolist.html Washington Post Pundit Ruth Marcus Attacks Republicans On Tax Cuts While Simultaneously Making No Sense.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/WjJWbSO15OE" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/WjJWbSO15OE/ruthmarcus.html http://rancornews.com/ruthmarcus.html The 2010 midterm elections are turning out to be the ultimate war of futility.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/b6f13h1zAls" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/b6f13h1zAls/stinksless.html http://rancornews.com/stinksless.html The Hill runs article admitting they care more about political posturing than Americans and the economy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/RyPDW4Uqoes" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/RyPDW4Uqoes/politicalhack.html http://rancornews.com/politicalhack.html NEWSFLASH: Teachers' pay is so inferior they have to take on second and third jobs! In other news, now they have something to do all summer.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/zZ_3d3brD9U" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/zZ_3d3brD9U/teacherpay.html http://rancornews.com/teacherpay.html Like Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/1ezKc3AnaBk" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/1ezKc3AnaBk/happycows.html http://rancornews.com/happycows.html Feel the weight on your shoulders...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/c5nGLXrN5eo" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/c5nGLXrN5eo/nottofail.html http://rancornews.com/nottofail.html How far can BP's liability extend in a global economy and what is government's responsibility?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/5Lp7xN5nI3Y" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/5Lp7xN5nI3Y/liability.html http://rancornews.com/liability.html Democrat Abuse Resistance Education<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/XaeWvCvLotA" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/XaeWvCvLotA/dare.html http://rancornews.com/dare.html After year of terrible bad stimulus news, Obama still says it's great creating his own "Mission Accomplished" moment<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/6zgzeodPRHY" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/6zgzeodPRHY/missionaccomplished.html http://rancornews.com/missionaccomplished.html New Evidence surfaces that Malik Zulu Shabazz leader of the New Black Panther Party has a chip on his shoulder.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/csEhu4vXjiQ" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/csEhu4vXjiQ/blackpanther.html http://rancornews.com/blackpanther.html Wonder Woman and Islam mix like oil and the gulf.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/sZcD5x4y-6o" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/sZcD5x4y-6o/wonderwoman.html http://rancornews.com/wonderwoman.html Fiscal conservatives are shaking in their boots upon Obama's announcement that, �Next year when I start presenting some very difficult choices to the country, I hope some of these folks who are hollering about deficits step up. Because I'm calling their bluff.� Didn't this guy �holler� about the deficit all the way to the presidency?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/HYwkQTbzLSY" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/HYwkQTbzLSY/dumbtodumber.html http://rancornews.com/dumbtodumber.html Generations of parents have successively become more self involved and disconnected from their children. Behavioral and educational problems that in the past would have been addressed with tutoring or discipline now have fancy names that enable parents to ignore them, accept them, or medicate them away.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/VtOBDIfzwFA" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/VtOBDIfzwFA/parentfail.html http://rancornews.com/parentfail.html Babies are only babies when we want them to be right? The only compelling argument for abortion is Kanye West.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/pPHhnyMOSbw" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/pPHhnyMOSbw/kanyeabortion.html http://rancornews.com/kanyeabortion.html After BP Haywards fails to repair his image in a brief stint as "Oil Safety Man" for Mobil<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/hOd74ZzQkRg" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/hOd74ZzQkRg/oilsafetyman.html http://rancornews.com/oilsafetyman.html Administration picks General Motors to replace General McChrystal. In the war on Obama's ego they need someone they have already bought and paid for.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/RG9uXECtExw" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/RG9uXECtExw/generalmotors.html http://rancornews.com/generalmotors.html Economics you can understand. Putting to rest myths and misconceptions about free trade and outsourcing jobs.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/0z2d32CSkA4" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/0z2d32CSkA4/freetrade.html http://rancornews.com/freetrade.html Newsflash. Career military officers don't always see eye to eye with arm chair generals. Ice is cold. Coffee is hot...normally.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/2EMgWUXXK-g" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/2EMgWUXXK-g/mcchrystal.html http://rancornews.com/mcchrystal.html Economics you can understand. Putting to rest myths and misconceptions about minimum wages and living wages.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/9braxUyNrb4" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/9braxUyNrb4/minwage.html http://rancornews.com/minwage.html Was America stolen from the Mexicans or the Native Americans? Can we ever really own land?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/5ZfNWyGUksk" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/5ZfNWyGUksk/propertyrights.html http://rancornews.com/propertyrights.html Baby Stu Pidfolks was found safely after his attempt to sail around the world on a Catamaran Jr. Parents say he will try again when he can walk.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/kcyhVRnAWqo" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/kcyhVRnAWqo/babysailor.html http://rancornews.com/babysailor.html Corporate giants work together to beat the gulf oil spill. You won't want to lick these beaters.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/4ABBbbb5zIw" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/4ABBbbb5zIw/mixitup.html http://rancornews.com/mixitup.html Flacid parenting practices are ruining American culture and spreading to foreign policy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/3ggBpO7MUM0" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/3ggBpO7MUM0/Ahmadinejad.html http://rancornews.com/Ahmadinejad.html Countries around the world are in a tizzy about the world cup. Americans wonder, "what is the World Cup?"<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/0ki7OT-s_5Q" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/0ki7OT-s_5Q/worldcup.html http://rancornews.com/worldcup.html Obama's approval rating plummets as he approaches Nickelback levels seven years ahead of Bush.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/WU9qEBZ-r2g" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/WU9qEBZ-r2g/nbzone.html http://rancornews.com/nbzone.html Tyson Bam a white, conservative, male outlines his vision for 2020 and announces his candidacy. Liberals claim God is crying. They also do not believe in God.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/6JLeiAuiQHI" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/6JLeiAuiQHI/2020vision.html http://rancornews.com/2020vision.html Liberals displayed doing what they do best. Being stupid.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/-mx1O8wZaxI" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/-mx1O8wZaxI/stupidmoments2.html http://rancornews.com/stupidmoments2.html Can Speedy Gonzalez get past a giant electric fence and dinosaurs? If not then we found our border solution.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~4/2W4zwdYbC5k" height="1" width="1"/> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rancornews/nMlW/~3/2W4zwdYbC5k/borderpatrol.html http://rancornews.com/borderpatrol.html