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Rant Theory Podcast GOATSY OF THE YEAR 2011 EDITION!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:57:00 +0000

Thanks for your patience, here it is, your 2011 Game of the year podcast of the year winners, RANT THEORY'S GOATSY OF THE YEAR!

Strap yourself in, this shit is LOOONG.

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No big post on who liked what, just get amongst it!

If you want to play along at home, have a drink of our DOTY (drink of the year).

DOTY

1 part Vodka

1 part gin (preferably Tanqueray)

2 parts Red bull

1 Zooper Dooper (both ends cut off to use as straw)

Fill with lemonade

DRANK WITH UNLIMITED GLEE.

Rant Theory Podcast #55: Bubble Guts!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 10:11:00 +0000

HOOOOOBOY! We are right in the thick of it now! Not really. Kinda out of it. It's gone now. We can all stop whining about video games making us busy and actually PLAY the fuckers. Not really. We'll all just keep playing Skyrim. I got smithing up to 60 last night. What's your alchemy at? FUCK. I'm doing it again. Sorry. This time we talk about The Legends pack for NBA 2k12, Rayman Origins and Saints Row the Third!

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Rant Theory Minicast #16 FESTIVUS!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 01:37:00 +0000

Hey! A minicast! This one we talk about....christmas? I think. I think we talk about motorboating a beard in there someone. FUCK.

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Rant Theory Podcast #54 Skyrim!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 02:23:00 +0000

HOLY MOTHER OF CRIMINEY. Mother fucking Skyrim y'all. It's like the entire is nerding out in unison. I can't imagine how deafening it must be if you are one of the few uninterested people. Oh well, sucks to be you cos we're over here HAVING A FUCKING BLAST.

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Rant Theory Mini-cast #15: Super Doops!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 02:28:00 +0000

This episode? A real dooper. You'll understand soon.

In this mini-cast we talk about all those other games we skipped! Rage, Sonic Generations, the Team ICO collection and a lot about ice confection.

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Rant Theory Podcast #53 Too much of a good thing

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:20:00 +0000

Can too much good be a bad? Too many games, not enough time? I bet there's a bunch of people saying yes. I see you there. Sobbing about all the good shit you get to play. YOU POOR FUCKER. And if anyone just said 'first world problem' that makes you a 'First rate ASSHOLE'. Seriously. Don't say that shit. You sound like a douchebag.

BATMAN! BATTLEFIELD! OTHERS! Man, firmly grab this podcast from both sides and MOTORBOAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

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Rant Theory Minicast #14 Multi console discush!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 04:58:00 +0000

This Mini we talk about the next generation of consoles and whether or not we are done with buying every dumbass thing that comes our way. It's like therapy.

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Rant Theory Podcast #52 Fifty one edition!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 09:25:00 +0000

Ahhhh shiiiit. Number fifty one was all recorded and shit and the fucker evaporated! We shoulda put some glad wrap or something on it.

So yeah, anyway it's gone. But hey, have this one instead! Number 52! In this one we talk about Gears of War 3, Forza 4, and other shit! Sick!

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Rant Theory Mini-Cast #13: Eb Expo Edish!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 11:02:00 +0000

WEEEEEE!!! That's the sound of bastards enjoying waterslides. BASTARDS. Not heard is the sobs of Nathan consoling himself with red wine because he couldn't go....TO THE EB EXPO!

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Rant Theory mini-cast #12: Winter of Summer of Arcade

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 23:57:00 +0000

LOOK AT THE MOOSE! Enjoying the surf! Enjoying the sun! But secretly, he's very cold. Because it's winter. The Winter of Summer of Arcade!

This week we dive into that hot (HA!) topic on everybody's lips: ~~Gears of War 3~~ The Summer/Winter of Arcade on XBLA! Bastion, From Dust, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, Fruit Ninja Kinect and Toy Soldiers Vietnam all get a pizzling!

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Rant Theory Podcast #50: ITS THE FIIIIIFF-TEEEEEEEE!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:44:00 +0000

OHHHHH SHIIIIT. Finally, FINALLY, Here is it, motherfuckin Rant Theory podcast #50. Can you believe it? I can, because I was there. But some bits of it are super fuzzy.

Seeing we have an insane wealth of games to talk about this time of year, we don't. Instead listen to this fine piece of rant-indulgence, filled with anecdotes about the the history of Rant Theory. We also play a user-suggested drinking game (can someone send us a minute mark of when the drinking game makes us forget about playing the drinking game?), eat some noxious shit, attempt some serious conversation and just generally get fuckin loose.

I would like to also take this opportunity to thank my Rant Theory comrades for sticking with it for so long. You guys are the best.

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Rant Theory Mini-Cast #11 Reboots!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:52:00 +0000

WHAT THE EFF!? Another mini one!? Is this where my subscription is going?? Outrageous!

In reality, we need a little more time to prep the shark tank for number 50, so here's another mini in the mean time! Once again featuring the valour fog himself, Morgan Hughes. We totally didn't record these last two at the same time. You're imagining things.

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Rant Theory Mini-cast #10 Gaming Parents!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:21:00 +0000

AWWWWWW! Look at them! Frolicking in the water! And look at the Daddy moose! BEAMING WITH MOOSE PRIDE.....To be honest....that could be a lady moose...What the fuck do I know about Mooses? SHIT.

ANYWAY. This Mini-cast is all about being both a game enthusiast AND a parent. Which we all are. Including our special guest! The one and only Morgan Hughes!

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Rant Theory Podcast 49 It's just like the last podcast!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 06:01:00 +0000

Unfamous! Non-famous! Mechs! Other bullshit! We are Rant Theory. Number 49! That seems like a lot

This week we talk about Infamous 2, Zelda on the 3D(epres)S and Trenched! And ladders! No shit. Ladders. Where's that unsubscribe button....

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Rant Theory Mini-cast #9 Hobbies!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 09:02:00 +0000

Sick! A Mini-Cast! And if you like self indulgence, this one IS FOR YOU! The gang chats a hole into their hobbies...what they do outside of casting pods.

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Rant Theory Podcast #48 Minicast.....?

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 00:47:00 +0000

What the what? Why was the little one big and this big one little? Who's running this fucking ship? WE ARE! Rant Theory Podcast #48 is here!
Finally, FINALLY we talk about Duke Nukem forever and then trip balls with Child of Eden.
And we get gifts! Yaay!

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Rant Theory News-cast #1 TOO MUCH NEWS

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 05:55:00 +0000

MINI-CAST! Wait, whoah! Check out this fatty! IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING NEWS CAST! We set out tackle all the massive news from E3!

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Rant Theory News-cast #1 TOO MUCH NEWS

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Rant Theory Podcast #47 L.A.te Noire, As Balls

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 01:53:00 +0000

WHAT A FUCKING ORDEAL. Rant theory Podcast #47 is here! To investigate....your balls! #classy.

In this ultra late edish we talk about LA Noire and everyone's favorite, Brink. COOL.

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Rant Theory Mini-cast #8 Gaming accessibility

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:51:00 +0000

How easy is our podcast to get. So easy. It's accessible as FUCK. In this mini-cast we bang on all about how changing accessibility has changed gaming. Sweet!

Rant Theory Mini-cast #8 Gaming accessibility

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Rant Theory Podcast #46 It is about Portal 2

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Fri, 20 May 2011 10:40:00 +0000

A bit late isn't it? FUCK ME? I guess? What's your problem?? Is it that you don't have a new Rant Theory podcast? IT IS? HOORAY! Here is one! Number 46! This one's got Portal 2 in it, Omo's new 3DS, Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes, angry yelling and more!

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Rant Theory Podcast #46 It is about Portal 2

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PS. I got rid of the stream, does anyone care? If they do I'll bring it back.

Rant Theory Mini-cast #7: Collections

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Mon, 09 May 2011 11:30:00 +0000

Take a look at this underdeveloped little fuck! He's a runt, he is! In this Mini-Cast we serve our public by telling you all about our Collections and hobbies. Gaze into the tragic tales of countless lost dollars!

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Rant Theory Podcast #45 Can it run Crysis?

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 01:07:00 +0000

LOOK AT THE GRAPHICS. OF MY GAWD. GRAPHICS. They look so REAL. This week we talk about Crysis 2, Homefront, a bit about Pokemon and some other junk. Sorry for the lateness (see: News)

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Rant Theory Mini-cast #6 DRINKS!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 06:22:00 +0000

Are you fucking serious? Are we really doing an entire mini-cast on drinks? YES! Yes we are. Why? Because you asked for it! User suggested mini-cast go!

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Rant Theory Podcast #44 Quarter Circle Towards OBLIVION!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:53:00 +0000

WAAAAHHH! Want to listen to grown men cry? WE HAVE THAT FOR YOU! We get amongst Marvel VS Capcom 3, Battleheart and Bulletstorm! And we yell at each other about iPads! Sweet!

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Rant Theory Mini-Cast #5: Arcade madness!

Ranttheory@gmail.com (Rant Theory) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:24:00 +0000

INSERT 40 QUARTERS! This week's Mini is all about the completely foolish endeavour of building an Arcade machine!

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For those of you interested here's some shots of our finished rigs!

The Omo 'Jam Cab'

The Nathan 'Van Cab'