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Oyaah on "Funny Joke"

Oyaah — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:12:55 +0000

LOL! Love them!

Dusty D on "Funny Joke"

Dusty D — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:21 +0000

As the Sunday School teacher made her rounds looking at the artwork her students were creating....she stopped at Nancy's desk...."what are you working on there dear?" "It's God!" Nancy proclaimed. "Oh.....I'm sorry honey....no one knows what God looks like" the teacher said with compassion. Without looking up or missing a stroke Nancy said "They will in a minute!"

Love D

bladesmith on "Funny Joke"

bladesmith — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:56:15 +0000

FW, the mental image I got as I read these posts to my wife of Father God pulling on his right hand, certainly amusing. B.

NCIC on "Funny Joke"

NCIC — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:45:28 +0000

Now I have seen Spankies and Soarkles lol.....Oh Sparkles....you have a fun name!

Shiloh on "Funny Joke"

Shiloh — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:38:35 +0000

LOL, those are all precious! Soarkles, keep on keepin' on with that being annoying...lmho...

Rita May on "Funny Joke"

Rita May — Tue, 21 May 2013 18:19:44 +0000

Sparkles on "Funny Joke"

Sparkles — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:34:17 +0000

LOL....those are all cute! And of course, I had to be annoying and read them out loud to my Athiest coworker. He responded with a very dry "hilarious."

faith won on "Funny Joke"

faith won — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:32:02 +0000

A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

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One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks,
"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied,
"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said,
"So, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

God Bless and Love,
FW

TX Thom on "Funny Joke"

TX Thom — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:32:21 +0000

Four-year-old Amanda went to the doctor’s office with a fever. The doctor tried to ease the little girl’s obvious nervousness. When he looked in her ears, he said, "Who’s in there? Donald Duck?" She said, "No." He looked in her nose and said, "Who’s in there? Mickey Mouse?" Again she said, "No." He put his stethoscope on her heart and said, "Who’s in there? Barney?" Amanda replied, "No, Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underwear." (Today’s Christian Woman, Vol. 18, no. 4.)

blue teapot on "Funny Joke"

blue teapot — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:06 +0000

Lol! Here's two of my favorites:

● The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."

● A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

NCIC on "Funny Joke"

NCIC — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:15 +0000

Haaahaa, that was funny, thank you for the laugh! Lol :)
Now I have to add a silly one:

"A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!"

radar on "Funny Joke"

radar — Tue, 21 May 2013 15:09:16 +0000

I read this joke a few years ago. It's too cute!

A Sunday School teacher was giving his lesson to the children (who were probably 5, 6 and 7 years old). The teacher asked, "Who can tell me where the Lord lives?"
One boy spoke up and said, "He lives in Heaven."
A girl spoke up and said, "He lives in my heart."
Another boy said, "He lives in our bathroom!"
The class and teacher became quiet for a few seconds. A few moments later, the teacher asked, "Why does the Lord live in your bathroom?"
The boy said, "Well, every morning, my father pounds on the bathroom door and yells, "Good Lord! Are you still in there?!"

Thought I'd send you a good laugh in the midst of all the chaos!

See you in the air (hopefully REALLY) soon!

Radar

No Other Rock! on "I found new funny pictures"

No Other Rock! — Sat, 18 May 2013 20:24:50 +0000

Rita May on "I found new funny pictures"

Rita May — Sat, 18 May 2013 18:15:50 +0000

Shiloh on "I found new funny pictures"

Shiloh — Sat, 18 May 2013 18:06:16 +0000

I think we will, Gary B.

Daniel ben YHWH on "I found new funny pictures"

Daniel ben YHWH — Sat, 18 May 2013 17:39:53 +0000

COME, FOLLOW ME!

Be blessed!

Daniel

carolyn2 on "I found new funny pictures"

carolyn2 — Sat, 18 May 2013 17:36:27 +0000

lololo these r grate lolo ty so much , i love the one with moses
God Bless ty
carolyn2

Gary B on "I found new funny pictures"

Gary B — Sat, 18 May 2013 17:31:02 +0000

Ha... These are great! I love jokes and am always joking around myself to the chagrin of my wife. I wonder if we will joke around like this after the rapture in heaven? Will our personalties be the same?

annelis on "I found new funny pictures"

annelis — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:19:32 +0000

Very amusing all of them. "How do I land?"

TX Thom on "I found new funny pictures"

TX Thom — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:10:15 +0000

For Dr. Who fans:

And finally, in honor of our college students finishing their semester:

NCIC on "I found new funny pictures"

NCIC — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:57 +0000

No fruit for Eve on "I found new funny pictures"

No fruit for Eve — Sat, 18 May 2013 16:03:08 +0000

The shoe enemy

Cat Show for 2 tiny dogs

annelis on "I found new funny pictures"

annelis — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:55:25 +0000

May I add some please?

Shiloh on "I found new funny pictures"

Shiloh — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:31:06 +0000

Awww..lol...those are all funny and cute! I love the one with the Golden Retriever licking the baby.

Yohanan on "I found new funny pictures"

Yohanan — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:52 +0000

Love it that the little girl doesn't freak when the cat tags her.

Heidi on "I found new funny pictures"

Heidi — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:28:46 +0000

Very cute. thank you.

Chicadee on "I found new funny pictures"

Chicadee — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:26:23 +0000

Might I inquires...ha ha ha

Thanks for the laughs

Rita May on "I found new funny pictures"

Rita May — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:23:45 +0000

Thanks for the good laugh TX Thorn.

TX Thom on "I found new funny pictures"

TX Thom — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:20:13 +0000

The first is a bit iffy.

A fierce Jack in the Box:

faith won on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

faith won — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:56:24 +0000

VC, hahahahaha! Tag you're it!

God Bless and Love,
FW

faith won on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

faith won — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:17:30 +0000

ROFL! I started to put "JK! I really didn't stalk you!" in the OP.

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NCIC, the reason it doesn't work is because the web address has to be a certain way for the video to show. It should look like this (without the spaces):

http:// www . youtube . com/ watch?v=8w-aoxz0C24

If you take the web address you had, all you have to do is get rid of the unneeded extra stuff. This is the one you had (without the spaces):

http:// www . youtube . com/ watch?feature=endscreen&v=8w-aoxz0C24&NR=1

If you look at the one above that will work correctly, you see that after the "watch?" (which stands for watch what), you should see v= (which means video equals), and then a string of 11 characters.

In the one that didn't work, after the watch? you can get rid of anything up to the v=. Then, after the v= in the address, count out 11 characters and get rid of anything on the end after that.

Hope that helps!

God Bless and Love,
FW

Victory Chanter on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Victory Chanter — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:01:54 +0000

I really thought Faith Won drove by your house. Got me!

NCIC on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

NCIC — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:46:22 +0000

Lol, I'm glad you liked it, I thought it was adorable! Although I have to admit I got so used to seeing your name in a bright color that I am still getting used to the green lol

Sparkles on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Sparkles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:41:33 +0000

You know, I think I got my angels assigned to me like that....God looked down at them and said "well done angel A and B, you get to watch over Sparkles!" Then I can see the bewildered look on their faces, saying "Wha...?" and scratching their heads trying to figure where the went wrong! :D

Sparkles on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Sparkles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:34:08 +0000

ROFL!! Hahahaha!! Oh my gosh, can I keep him?! I can ride him back to earth for Jesus' second coming!! :D

NCIC on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

NCIC — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:14:16 +0000

That's so funny! Just tonight I saw a commercial that made me think of Sparkles, but....I didn't know if she would see the humor or not!
Here's hoping! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w-aoxz0C24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=8w-aoxz0C24&NR=1

Uggg, why do some work video's work and some dont :(

Shiloh on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Shiloh — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:50:26 +0000

LOL! I know Sparkles, I was a little concerned when I saw that but didn't notice who had posted it underneath the title cuz the title freaked me out at first...lololol...then I was like, "Whewwwww"

MWS, PLEASE I don't need another song stuck in my head......that happens to me all the time....lol

Sparkles on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Sparkles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:41:19 +0000

Haha! I read the title as was like, "can we say stalker?!" :D (just kidding, just kidding)

Can I get a hook-up or at least a discount? ;-)

MyWhiteStone on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

MyWhiteStone — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:58:49 +0000

Also, considering all her great posts reminds me of something Neil Diamond observed:

When no one else would come
Shiloh, you always came
And you'd stay

:-}

Perhaps Today on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Perhaps Today — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:53:40 +0000

Wow Shiloh, you are quite popular.

faith won on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

faith won — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:45:44 +0000

MWS, hahahahaha!

We're all waiting for the Day(s) Inn right now.....

(Bad pun, but I couldn't stop myself lol!)

God Bless and Love,
FW

MyWhiteStone on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

MyWhiteStone — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:22:20 +0000

That should even make those who chose to stay in a Holiday Inn Express jealous.

faith won on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

faith won — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:22:16 +0000

Shiloh, great minds! Lol!

Living 4 Jesus, lol thanks!

WW, Hahahaha! Now that is a coinky-dink! I'd never seen one before I snapped that photo.

You know you're a RITAN addict when everything you see on the trip reminds you of your brother and sisters here! Hahahahahaha!

God Bless and Love,
FW

Watching and Waiting on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Watching and Waiting — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:12:34 +0000

What a co-inkie-dink! I stayed in a Shilo Inn last week! We actually have a chain of them here in the west!

Living 4 Jesus on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Living 4 Jesus — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:03:30 +0000

Lol! Very cute!

Shiloh on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Shiloh — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:20:09 +0000

We sure think alike, FW!

faith won on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

faith won — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:17:18 +0000

LOLOL! That's hilarious, faith won. I never knew there was an inn named that. I would have found room for Jesus!

That scripture was running through my mind when I took the picture!

God Bless and Love,
FW

Shiloh on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

Shiloh — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:23:57 +0000

LOLOL! That's hilarious, faith won. I never knew there was an inn named that. I would have found room for Jesus!

faith won on "Shiloh, I Drove By Your Place!"

faith won — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:16:10 +0000

On a trip this weekend, I caught this and couldn't resist posting it!

God Bless and Love,
FW

Shiloh on "Just for a laugh..again"

Shiloh — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:51:38 +0000

Sparkles, I had to think quickly because Rigor mortus was already setting in...lololol