We Came, We Seen, We Clicked...

How's this for a garage

noreply@blogger.com (SeXySoldiEr) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:25:00 +0000

Taking A Shortcut...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:17:00 +0000

Caption This...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:12:00 +0000

Woman Who Turned Silver...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:04:00 +0000

Rosemary Jacobs, 66, had painful face peels to remove layers of skin after it developed an irreversible grey tinge.

Her rare condition - known as argyria - began when she started taking nasal drops containing colloidal silver (CSP) at the age of 11.

Four years later a skin biopsy revealed a multitude of silver particles embedded deep beneath her epidermis.

�??They told me my colour was permanent,�?? Mrs Jacobs said. �??It was devastating.�??

High Heels For Babies - Its Time Has Come...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:45:00 +0000

Two Washington moms have come out with a product that is selling well, but yet it drawing criticism from some quarters:

Two Washington State moms have launched a business that sells high heels for babies.

The entrepreneurs sold their first shoes 14 weeks ago and haven't looked back since.

"Oh yeah. It draws attention," said Jenelle Kulaas. "People see them and are like, those are hilarious!"

The shoes are the brain child of Britta Bacon, who thought up the idea and the brand name "Heelarious" on her daughter's fourth birthday.

What a great idea, I'm amazed someone hasn't thought of this before. This will go well with the other baby products I intend to launch later this month, like my patented "Thong Diapers". And the ever-so-popular, "Baby Assless Chaps"--and of course the "Baby Boostier".

Oh ya, nothing says "I love to exploit my children" more than whorish baby apparel.

Pole Dancing

noreply@blogger.com (SeXySoldiEr) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:05:00 +0000

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noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:54:00 +0000

Dress code for 50+...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:45:00 +0000

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We�??re unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo�??s and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate �??Bad Taste�?? in fashion ! for the �??Older folks�??�?��?��?��?��?��?��?�

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

MILF Of The Day...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:37:00 +0000

Kristin Cavallari Looking Hot...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:33:00 +0000

Top 10 Things Kids Stick Up Their Noses...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:32:00 +0000

1. Crayons
2. Beads
3. French fries
4. Fingers
5. Marbles
6. Spaghetti
7. Tissue
8. Cheerios
9. Small toys
10. Beans and peas

Pure Perfection...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:28:00 +0000

Escape Escaping...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:28:00 +0000

Check--Up...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:26:00 +0000

New Bra Invention...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:25:00 +0000

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women�??s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

The New BMW 7 Series, Coming Soon with Angel Eyes...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:41:00 +0000

Hartge E93 - Montego Blue...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:39:00 +0000

What Meat Loaf Would Do For Love...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:37:00 +0000

Don't Feel Bad for Ronaldo...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:29:00 +0000

After Portugal was knocked out of Euro 2008 by the Germans I was a little surprised by Cristiano Ronaldo�??s reaction, he normally cries like a fat chick at the prom, but for some reason he kept it together this time. Now I know why. The sooner he was done the tournament the sooner he could get to the beach with his hot Spanish model girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.

One of the World's Last Uncontacted Tribes...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:21:00 +0000

Amazon Indians from one of the world's last uncontacted tribes have been photographed from the air, with striking images released on Thursday showing them painted bright red and brandishing bows and arrows.

The photographs of the tribe near the border between Brazil and Peru are rare evidence that such groups exist. A Brazilian official involved in the expedition said many of them are in increasing danger from illegal logging.

"What is happening in this region is a monumental crime against the natural world, the tribes, the fauna and is further testimony to the complete irrationality with which we, the 'civilized' ones, treat the world," Jose Carlos Meirelles was quoted as saying in a statement by the Survival International group.

One of the pictures, which can be seen on Survival International's Web site (http://www.survival-international.org), shows two Indian men covered in bright red pigment poised to fire arrows at the aircraft while another Indian looks on.

Another photo shows about 15 Indians near thatched huts, some of them also preparing to fire arrows at the aircraft.

"The world needs to wake up to this, and ensure that their territory is protected in accordance with international law. Otherwise, they will soon be made extinct," said Stephen Corry, the director of Survival International, which supports tribal people around the world.

Of more than 100 uncontacted tribes worldwide, more than half live in either Brazil or Peru, Survival International says. It says all are in grave danger of being forced off their land, killed and ravaged by new diseases.

Ponderisms...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:19:00 +0000

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don�??t have a sense of humor, you probably don�??t have any sense at all..

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you�??re in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who
wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you�??ll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.

13. Think about this . No one ever says �??It�??s only a game�?? when his team is winning.

14. I�??ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There�??s no way you�??re going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket..

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we�??ll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around
with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can�??t buy happiness �?? but somehow it�??s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

19. After a certain age, if you don�??t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

Thought for the Day...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:18:00 +0000

Always be yourself.

Because the people that matter, don�??t mind.

And the ones that mind, don�??t matter.

School Of Cosmetic Surgery...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:17:00 +0000

why men cheat ? ? ?

noreply@blogger.com (SeXySoldiEr) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:12:00 +0000

How to start a fight...

noreply@blogger.com (SeXySoldiEr) — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:41:00 +0000

There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the furtherest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ...

I was in a great mood .... and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car .. (and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started...