Rated R Radio

Rated R Radio – December 15, 2012

John Schiavone — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 04:40:25 +0000

There ain’t no party like a Grammy Nominated party, unless you live in the 21st century, in which case you’re better off with glue. This week the Rated R crew listens to some grammy nominated audio, and Klaus picks his favorite track of the year. Honorable Mentions include Justin Bieber having a TV show based on him, Fox 5 pulling Family Guy because it might offend victims of gun violence, and Lindsay Lohan’s storage unit going up for auction if she doesn’t pay her bills, but don’t worry, she might start stripping.

That and more in this week’s Rated R Radio.
Rated R Radio – December 15, 2012

Rated R Radio – November 10, 2012

John Schiavone — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:09:16 +0000

LIPA (and Klaus) will feel the wrath of Mouth’s fiery rage and furious anger this week, due to their incompetency (and stupidity) post-Sandy, with legal input from our very own Charles Carr. Allyson also awards the first ever Golden Horse Hoof to a very lucky celebrity! To provide the soundtrack, DJ Full Factor (Club Bullies) get behind the turntables!

Rated R Radio – November 10, 2012

Rated R Radio – October 27, 2012

John Schiavone — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 01:46:35 +0000

This week on Rated R Radio, we bring you the latest on the upcoming storm as only we can. The gang witnesses “Chicago” Barack Obama fights to defend his presidency in the boxing ring. Also, Klaus lets it all hang out! (let your imagination run wild, ladies!) and Allyson pays tribute to the “band that changed her life” during Honorable Mentions.

Rated R Radio – October 27, 2012

Rated R Radio – October 20, 2012

John Schiavone — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:52:44 +0000

After you listen to this week’s show, you’ll be screaming at the top of your lungs: COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The War on Left-Handed Irishmen was discussed, while Allyson is cheating on Landry Fields with the greatest Olympian of all time…hear her plea, Michael Phelps! Hear. Her. Plea.

Rated R Radio – October 20, 2012

Rated R Radio – October 13, 2012

John Schiavone — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 23:32:24 +0000

This week on Rated R Radio: Mouth loses his way into a detention center on Sesame Street, Ms. Allyson honorably mentions her distrust of Big Government, and Klaus wants you to kill your children.

That last part is serious. He wants to stone them to death, but you gotta be the first to throw the concrete. They are drunkards and degenerates, all the Town Elders agree.

Rated R Radio – October 13th, 2012

Rated R Radio – October 6, 2012

John Schiavone — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:50:55 +0000

It turns out that a hobo with a heart of gold and his best friend from the Far Rock are just the kind of people that would defend Sesame Street to the death. While Klaus and Mouth agree that Obama could use a quick whiff of the hoof, they can’t agree whether Willard ‘Mittens’ Romney is Satan or an illegal alien.

Linda Hogan decides to join the D-List Federation with her combination suspended license + DUI. Hulk couldn’t be reached for comment, as he was trying to stop his greatest wrestling promo from reaching the home market.

Ms. Allyson made the proactive decision to not sleep in a dumpster with Klaus Klaus, Mouth South, and Oscar the Grouch the night before, so she was told to stay home today.

Rated R Radio – October 6th, 2012

Rated R Radio – September 29, 2012

John Schiavone — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 00:47:38 +0000

Mouth is all out of bacon, and there ain’t a damn thing Allyson can do about it…not that she wants to help him. The international swine shortage brings dismay to the gang. They are soon distracted by the World Championship Title Match for the DLF, D-List Federation. Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan fight for the title of “Queen Screw Up”

That and more on this weeks Rated R Radio.

Rated R Radio – September 29th, 2012

Rated R Radio – September 22, 2012

John Schiavone — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 08:06:13 +0000

This week on the show, the gang welcomes A Rapper Name Dame; Klaus takes you on a wild ride through The Spin Zone; Mouth has a new career opportunity for Tim Tebow; Allyson has some words for Ryan Lochte (and some for Michael Phelps as well).

Rated R Radio – September 22, 2012

Rated R Radio – September 15, 2012

John Schiavone — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 18:04:26 +0000

Two things were learned on Rated R Radio this week.

You shouldn’t post evidence of criminal actions on Facebook.
Hell hath no fury like Klaus’ scorn for cats.

Hope remains high for Klaus staying out of jail as long as criminals keep forgetting how to properly commit crimes. Meanwhile, battle-rap star Calicoe is metaphorically in hot festering piss, when police start asking about “his” fighting animals. Check out the show and don’t forget to euthanize your pets.

Rated R Radio – September 15th, 2012

Rated R Radio – September 1, 2012

John Schiavone — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 00:52:10 +0000

The Rated R Radio ruffians and returning guest host G-Money have to deal with being awake before sunset for the first time in months. They are joined in the studio by Battle-rap guru Math Hoffa, who faked-out his Twitter fans with a desperate plea for them to call “718-951-4444”

Just remember, Hep C is allegedly contagious over the phone, and Klaus loves Coney Island Oysters.

Rated R Radio – September 1st, 2012