RayRay's Standup

children are our future

2008-09-05T11:56:00.002+03:00

Scary. It´s scary as hell if you think about it.

I´m not sure grownups actually GET it - they think of insane and stupid things and then they make them comes to life almost immediately. Anything from media to passive wars - it all has a huge impact on the NEW people, who come into this world more confused than we were.

Yeah there are the "youth is fucked up" and "there´s nothing wrong" debates etc.. but the bottom line is - we´re all making drastic and rational changes AND.. nothing good has ever come of that kind of action.

This kind of society isn´t for the new generations - they just don´t fit in and I´m not really sure how or why, but they´re not giving up their freedom as easily as their parents did. It has a bad side to it - they won´t even make an effort fitting in, but there are enough of those people to form a minor group to not notice anything wrong with the idea.

Oh.. and.. they don´t even HAVE to fit in! The rules of our time should imho change before every new generation, since the people are WAY too different and I know the governments and companies survive only thanks to slavery, brainwashing and working. There´s something cool about the new generation- they´re getting smarter and it means some kind of change is on the way - maybe not now, not in 10 years, maybe even not in 20, but definitely in 30-50. It´ll be fun to watch if I get a chance to stick around.

Next time you go to downtown or to the suburbs - look at the kids, they´re WAY different than their parents were when they were kids and.. can you imagine the world in 30 years when they´re the leaders of our time?

the universal sign - peace

2008-09-01T23:37:00.002+03:00

I understand that nowadays majority of people are doing something just because it´s "popular" - even if you are going: "omgomg, haha I´m not doing that" - it´s a 0,001% chance that you´re not, so go fish.

Anyways, it usually takes time for me to get pissed off - something done once is usually not enough. But this kind of idiocy just keeps happening and happening and it seems no-one fucking even bothers to know how things work around us.

One situation is recent for me and other is probably recent for.. a lot of other people - when Japanese embassy was taken hostage in Peru & the one you know - Georgia&Russia thing. Some of you might go: "omg you can´t compare those two things! omgomogmgomg I´m Mr.\Mrs. Right I know everything! ask me, ASK ME, LISTEN TO ME, I NEED ATTENTION" .. yikes, oh well, had to let that one rip.

I´m not comparing those two and I´m not even going to explain why. The reason both of 'em caught my eye is because it seems the aggressive side is always the retarded one, atleast it´s the pattern that makes sense to me.

When MRTA let the media in to the embassy, the terrorists just stood there with their guns and showed the peace sign with their fingers at one point. And.. in the Russia&Georgia war, after Russian built military bunkers in a democratic country to harass the locals and to keep them under terror of the "greatest nation in the world" a camera also caught a russian sitting in the bunker, showing the peace sign. What the fuck.. honestly? Guess now the two fingers means "when killing\torturing people, show it to make people not attack you because you´re stupid, even tho you´re posing threat."

I´m not saying what you should do or shouldn´t - I´m just saying that there are things that we as humans try to make "universal," so our lives would become easier and we PERHAPS one day could start working for a "better" future (not the same better word as politicians and companies use.) So if you´re fucking stupid (if you think you´re smart, then this actually goes for you) and you don´t know what the fuck one or the other thing means - ASK!
OH! and don´t believe something right away, ask others, think, analyze, be human.

tv commercials and the amusement park

2008-08-31T11:34:00.006+03:00

Basically I don´t watch TV at all.. the shows are just way too uncreative for me and they don´t really keep me motivated- but futurama,simpsons etc.. those I watch whenever I stumble upon them =)
OH there is this one show coming this season called "The lie detector" which is recorded with an audience and the person taking the test has to answer 21 questions and if done correctly, wins 1 million kr (which is like ~92k$, but hey, better than nothing :p)

So anyways, the reason I talked about the tv is.. I flipped it open yesterday before I went to sleep and my favorite part was on - the commercials! I wonder if they intentionally try to make fuckedup/weird advertisements or they´re just not innovative enough, oh well - these kinds of ads give me more to talk about.

I´ll describe this advert a bit (cleaning products) - two kids were trying to ruin a good shirt (I mean - first of all - WHHYYY? just goes to show our society is messed up, even tho it´s staged) and.. then ran in to the house to show it to their mother and then the mom reacted like: "OMG! How can I get this out?" .. some of you basically know what´s gonna happen next, it´s a bit silly but I went like: "geeez, can´t you TRY to make it more realistic?"

This woman with Vanish washing powder popped out, all smiling and had make-up on and shit and started talking: "don´t worry, with this you can.." - if I was there I´d be like: STOP! HOLD THE HORSES! Who the fuck are you? and.. it´s cool that you came to help, but.. who EXACTLY gave you a key and permission to come to my house and play hide and seek until I might need you - these kinds of advertisement actually show that being a pervert and breaking into others homes is okay. Hence why US had to pass the law to allow owners to shoot trespassers?

Oh also, when I was on a trip few days ago I went to the amusement park - big fan, big fan.. and my friend wanted to try out an old wooden roller-coaster which was said to be really cool. So okay.. I agreed, we went on there, everything was nice - first time we did it we had to sit in the back 'cause well, kids cheated and got infront like REALLY early. The weirdest thing happened next: A guy actually stood UP behind us, holding the bars (to keep the car on the tracks -gravity). I mean.. whatever the reasons but I was like: "you´ve got to be shitting me!"

How COOL or dangerous a ride can be if one guy is just standing up when others have to sit? I would had have to do like double flip-flops or just jump around to get the excitement I was looking for. Well.. it wasn´t really that bad, but it´d still be A LOT better when I could have stood up.

being a kid and billiard

2008-08-29T00:34:00.004+03:00

I don´t know in what kind of a mood someone has to be in to think of stuff what I thought with my friend, but it was fun.

BUT! Firstly I just wanted to scoop by this subject. I don´t know if you actually see what the picture is about, but either way, I´m gonna describe it. It´s a subway escalator thingy, going down and between the escalators there´s this sliding thing, but it has these stops every like.. 1,5metres or something.

When I saw this, first thing that came to mind was that DAMN! That´s a long way down! and.. right away I wanted to try to slide down (which prolly would have gotten me killed- thought of that later) but.. I COULDN`T! So.. I turned to my friend and asked: "hey! you know why these stops are here?" and.. he didn´t know so I told him: "cause I thought about sliding down, but these would have just stopped me, so.. I guess that´s why." - getting to the bottom of stuff by experimenting. All our lives, every moment of it spins around the trial and error method.

Oh and about the billiard thing - I was just imagining black people playing billiard. They don´t even need the freaking pool stick, they could just flap their long-peter on the table and play with that - hahaha :D

crazy lady and sextant

2008-08-27T17:38:00.005+03:00

.. now you know why I haven´t been blogging since 24th of Aug.

After buying the boat-ticket to Finland, I was told to come to the harbor at 7am, I guessed.. & was correct - IT WAS WAY TOO FREAKING EARLY! Guess the ticketsales woman knew I can be fucked around with. I got my boardingpass around 7:08 prolly and then I just had like half an hour to kill until I could board the ship- I could have easily come at 7:35 while fucking crawling or even do 2 steps forward 3 steps backwards walking and STILL MAKE IT ON TIME!

For a moment I thought that the "coming early" plan seemed to be self-explanatory when there was this crazy person infront of us who.. I think just came there talk? Just kept repeating the same stuff over and over again, asking REALLY dumb questions - at that point I thought that once I lose it (which should be pretty soon, if I´m applying myself correctly) I´ll probably come here to spend my time in the morning aswell and piss of a lot of people just for the kick of it.

I really LOVED that moment when she was told some information she already knew and then went into the cocking-mode: "OMGOMG I ALREADY KNOW THAT DOH DOH!" ..&without any consideration of reality nor the urge to be "wise," she continued with the stupid questions.

Once I got to the ship, I felt really good and then I noticed something on the floor-description thing which made me get exited - deck 10 - SEXTANT. I had no idea what EXACTLY it meant, but I just HAD to check it out!
.. just what I had feared- don´t get your hopes up like I did - it had absolutely NOTHING to do with tants - haha :p - actually I´m not even sure if the word tant exists

Oh and.. in WC the urinal&the sink area looked REALLY identical, I just hope that I washed my hands in the right place.

gods word - the bible

2008-08-24T22:35:00.005+03:00

Yeah, there are pros to a healthy, smart & caring society- but the huge con would be that I wouldn´t have anything to write about! Since 99% of the people lie 99% of the time (not speaking the truth IS lying) AND considering the fact that humankind is in the REALLY EARLY START of "alphaphase slash stage" (examples- we allow alcohol, guns, people).. there´s no RUSH to being understanding and intelligent, yet.

Fine example of not even slightly trying to be wise is the religious people (GOD(haha)! I can feel the hate wave coming already!) Okay okay! I´m not gonna be THAT harsh, I mean.. yeah, you kinda have to and eventually at one time or another do believe in some power higher & more intelligent than you - to some people dogs perhaps, presumably G-O-D & whatnot mythical madeup creatures.

Main thing I wanna discuss here (see! the smart people already knew what I was eventually going to talk about!).. is the BIBLE! Oh the holy fucking book of what-cha-might-call-it. I KNOW that I give too much credit to the "21 century" ideology, but.. what the?!

Nowadays I kinda expect more of people, I don´t really know why, because ATLEAST 70% of people are uncaring pieces of shit, who should just fucking wank off (I know women can´t do that- you go practice some mental-violence on men or whatever) DAMNIT! I forgot where I was going with this.

Oh yeah.. nowadays I guess everyone should KNOW that THE bible was written by basically random people who wanted to seize control over some uneducated regions of totally braindead farmers.. that´s a fact! so.. tell me again WHY do so many people NOWADAYS take it as a manual on how to live? (rhetorical question!)

I´m a BIG fan of encouraging people to do what ever they desire, but.. there should be some LAWS against this kind of bull, ah.. I FORGOT! The world is still in the religious period & churches make the rules.

- I can see it now.. ~800 years from now everyone´ll look back and say: HAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS THEY WERE! geez! thank Mahi(god of their time- as long as there are people, there will never be the lack of ways to control humanity) that we got over the 'STUPID AGES OF 21 CENTURY!'

a few new things!

2008-08-23T22:20:00.002+03:00

There has been a few changes! and I´d like to inform you all of 'em :)

1) New navigation images or.. ah I dunno how to call them
from to
I hope you like the new ones- I do!=)
oh and added the most important part! scroll down there´s the "retarded cloud" section - the cloud was pretty cool before I added it there and now.. it´s just retarded :p

2) Removed nofollow (hence the "u comment - I follow" button on the right), so now google can count in the links in the comments and.. this site isn´t a dead end anymore! YAY!

3) Also added "blogs I LOVE" section- love is a tough word, but I do love all my readers and I´m grateful from the bottom of my heart if you have filled your valuable time by reading and commenting my blog and.. I always give my best to return the favor by reading your blogs and expressing my point of view about the posts you´ve made :)
Quite frankly I´m a little picky, so probably not all of you will get into the final cut for the "blogs I LOVE" section, but.. the more you comment, the more chances are that I will stumble upon your blog :)
.. but do remember - I´m only human.

4) Wordle blogcloud - hope you´ll find this as funny as I did. People might disagree about humor being the best cure- but damn, it does help A LOT!

To get yours, click here: Wordle

Let me know what you think of these :)
take care!

whitey's and immigration

2008-08-23T13:40:00.005+03:00

I stumbled upon a blog article one day about immigration in the US and.. I kinda agreed with the author, but then.. I realized I´m not in the US right now, so I don´t have to be apart of the hate group - so here´s my take on it.

First of all.. once we started learning about Christopher Columbus in school, I was already like WHAT THE?!- this doesn´t make ANY sense.. how.. why..!??! And I remember my deskmate whispering to me: "Ssh! you´ll get thrown out of the class!"

I couldn´t just sit there! I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING! So yeah.. I proved him wrong, I didn´t get thrown out of the class! but.. teacher just kinda told me to shut up, 'cause she thought I was trying to be a smartass and.. basically she was right and then just continued talking.

Nothing´s changed! Still a big mystery to me - how can you discover a land that already exists with people living there? It´s just like me going to Finland now and saying: AHA! I discovered this place for ME, because I live in the world of ME, all you bitches are mine now! And I´m naming this land after the boat I came here with! - SuperSeaCat Four!

I started with C.C. because.. whiteys are immigrants also and the meaning of "il/legal" is just something people nowadays thought up and "in the presence of god" it basically has the same meaning as the word shit - well, I hope not EXACTLY, but somewhere close.

When mexicans just came to USA to do the "easy&cheap labor" locals were thrilled.. but when they started having kids who eventually started taking university spots and high-paying jobs, then whiteys started complaining about the "illegal aliens." Instead of ranting and trying to prevent the unpreventable - WORK HARDER! Study & DO something to improve yourself. A lot of people just give up and start whining, KNOWING that this kind of behavior will eventually get you.. NOWHERE!

The following is graved on the exterior of the pedestal on Statue of Liberty, NY - if you don´t MEAN it, for gods sake - REMOVE IT THEN! I know you have to go along with time, but there just are some principles that shouldn´t ever be messed with.

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

thank GOD for dental floss!

2008-08-21T22:13:00.004+03:00

Dental floss.. easily one of the best things I´ve ever discovered! Well.. come to think about it, I´m not that sure.. well.. it´s definitely in the top 2 with masturbation. When I discovered masturbation I felt like a little kid in a candy store.. WAIT A MINUTE! I think it actually happened in a candy store! but I´ll talk about that some other time.

I feel like without dental floss I would be in a mental institution right now, I have no idea WHY but having something between my teeth just drives me so freaking nuts! It´s like.. I know what´s wrong, it´s within my reaching range, I basically know WHAT and how to do, but I couldn´t fucking do it! Every single time I was trying to invent a new way to get the crap(NOT LITERALLY!) out.

This one time after eating a steak it happened again- oh the terror! Friend turned to me and asked: "DUDE.. what´s wrong? you´ve got a totally blank stare." And yeah, I did - I did everything to get the steak out from between my teeth! ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! and nothing worked..

At one point I just sat down and stared hopelessly into thin air & replied: "I´m pretty much fucked right now" and.. I wanted to say "this moment can´t get any worse" when I remembered a picture where this squirrel said the same thing after getting his foot stuck in a bear-trap and some other animal came and fucked him in the ass.. I was as convenient as I wanted to be, didn´t feel like I should have jinxed that moment.

After some time I found a way to escape from the wrath of darkness and.. I´m always SO happy when I´m done flossing, I don´t know why! oh.. something I just noticed, yet another thing incommon with masturbation- haha!

taking 'all or nothing' way too seriously

2008-08-20T17:58:00.004+03:00

I thought this was an old tradition of somesort and certainly forgotten by now, but.. it seems it isn´t.

My friend thought he lost his wallet a few days ago and.. he wasn´t even a bit worried about that, which kinda surprised me. I mean.. yeah, there´s never a reason to panic and stuff, but.. personally I couldn´t be arsed to redo my cards and shit, so I´d put more effort into finding it.

He said the strangest thing to me, which made me go WTF?! after I asked why isn´t he searching for it: "No worries, I wrote my address inside my wallet. So if someone finds it, he´ll bring it to me." - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! in today's world?

It´s almost like saying to the person who finds it: "Hey, you like what you see? There´s plenty more of that where it came from." and.. like it´s not enough you lost your wallet, you´re giving him your home address so he can fucking steal EVERYTHING you have!

Once you´ve lost your wallet- LET IT GO! geeeeeeeeez, no need to give the robber rest of your belongings! If you freaking live on the street, THEN you can like add an address and a time to meet, IF the finder\robber is willing to bring it to you, since.. then you´re not actually tempting him to take more, since you don´t have anything more.
Oh and if you actually do live on the street - what the hell are you doing with a wallet? Sell it and rent some shit to live in!

Zeitgeist & co.

2008-08-18T14:15:00.004+03:00

People don´t fucking question as many things as they should!

I have visited a lot of forums where people talk about the documentary Zeitgeist and other documentaries like that and have had a discussion with my friends, but never have I told them what I really think, hoping that they´ll fucking realize it sooner or later themselves.

A lot of people after watching such a documentary go: "OMG! IT ALL MAKES SENSE OMGOMOGMG I`VE BEEN BLIND FOR SO LONG!" - newsflash, you still are blind, everyone is and.. YES, including my stupidass. You got into the whole masspsychology game by listening to others.. and now you think you can get out of it by listening to others again? Haha. No freaking way, man.

Who even gives a fuck if it´s true or not, but the possibility of it being yet another way to manipulate you is like REALLY REALLY high. Think about it - if it told the REAL truth, the producer\director would be shot and the movie would NEVER see the light of day! It´s just like when an alternative solution to fuel is invented which is like really cheap and easy to produce.. governments and companies hire to silence that project down, since it will bring bad profit and.. we live in a REALLY fucked up society. Money is 1st on the priority list and.. humans are like 50498th or something.

Next time you see something NEW, which might even "make sense" - don´t fucking go along with it right away! Think about it, experiment with it yourself, whatever, just don´t fucking act like a zombie.

transvestite emos

2008-08-16T17:58:00.002+03:00

I don´t know.. this thing is getting really sick really fast, like for example when guys are starting to dress up like chicks.. oh fuck, that´s exatly what´s happening!

Everyone has the right to dress-up like they wish, etc.. but fuck, why do we, not transvestite-emos, have to suffer? There are the types that are.. ah fuck it, they´re all weird.

So I was grocery shopping one day and.. this chick was bending down and well, my instinct-radar picked up a decent ass in the 10m radius and.. I was drawn to it until.. the DUDE stood up and I was like HOLYYYYY SHIIIIT, that scar-ed me for life! ..something I prolly can´t repress easily.

I mean I understand there has been a lot of fags coming out of the closet&stuff, but.. HOLD THE HORSES! You guys watch too much Southpark - it´s as okay to be gay as it´s okay to be a fucking idiot, so you don´t HAVE to be yet another transvestite on your block.

peace.

puppets of media

2008-08-15T23:11:00.004+03:00

It still surprises me that people haven´t killed themselves 'cause of their stupidity level. Guess it has something to do with the realizing of how stupid you are and people are confidently living inside "their world" with them being the kings and shit.. oh well.. putting the obvious aside, I´m gonna continue..

HOT topic right now Russia&Georgia - this war has caused more people to become more boring and more sissy-alike than.. any other time during my lifetime I guess, prolly everything´ll go downhill from here- oh god, this is the peak! It´s one of those moments when I go to the store and buy something and I have EXACT change! Rare!
.. god damnit, forgot to say WHY sissy-alike - well, one example.. one of our leading idiot politician who always takes "smart" stands and who wants to fuck up Estonia this time said "oh, let´s wait until it´s all resolved and then I´m gonna say what I thought in the beginning-bullshit." (Savisaar)

So yeah.. about that war - politicians saying some shit like "omg how is it possible that in the 21 century, a big country raping a small country in the ass" (well.. not the exact phrasing, but.. ah who gives a shit) oh and also USA using some "harsh&firm" words to make Russia "realize" they did something "bad." - GUYS! Did you forget that.. USA did the same thing like 100 TIMES WORSE to Iraq? or.. have we all like decided it´s forgotten and no big deal that innocent people were killed just because some god-seeing-asshole-of-a-leader thought it was a "necessity?"

It fucking makes me sick to my stomach to see people whining about the people of Georgia and.. that they don´t give a shit how many innocent people die in Iraq right this instant. You fucking spineless puppets of the media assholes, I hope you rot in hell.

peace.

my retarded moment

2008-08-14T22:28:00.004+03:00

So yeah.. I bet everyone has had their retarded moments and.. those aren´t the moments we want to be reminded of, but mine is one of those which I can´t suppress, so I decided to share it.

The incident happened like.. 3-4 years ago, which I know.. isn´t that far in the past and I can´t blame it on being "too young&stupid." Damn.. the stupid part is still in. Oh well, so yeah, I opened the juice, ripped the silver paper thingy off when.. I noticed the writing on the side - "SHAKE BEFORE DRINKING!" So, I closed the plastic lid without thinking at all and grabbed the juice with both hands from the sides and shake the shit out of it.

It was only when my fucking clothes & kitchen appliances were covered in orange juice that I realized I should have held the lid down, since.. well.. yeah.. just one of those moments. Not really proud of it, but it happened.

new twist to the turtle race

2008-08-13T18:33:00.003+03:00

I´m sick of hearing the sissy stories about the turtle and rabbit race, where the turtle always wins AND IT`S STUPID TO ADVERTISE THIS KIND OF THINKING. This may help the retarded people think they actually have a chance, but I´d rather tell them the truth and risk hurting their feelings instead of giving false hope and see them suffer later.

My short version of the turtle race, enjoy.

Turtle and rabbit start racing and.. the rabbit gets the lead (DOH!) and.. well.. the rabbit wins, but it´s not the end yet.
Ten years later both of 'em called back to the doctor to talk about the tests they took recently. Doctor said the following: "Well.. about 10 years ago you overstrained yourself with what I think might have been a race of somesort and.. now you´re going to die. The turtle will live tho, 'cause he´s an underachiever and in the long run, underachievers will stick out, since they don´t take risks at all."

.. god damn, just realized it, we´re going to have a future full of fucking underachieving pricks.

Uhm.. well.. it seems that the slow people might have a chance? Naw.. the rabbit still won the race and he lived a fulfilling life when.. the turtle can star in failure to launch now.

peace.

the WAR.. bleh..

2008-08-12T23:43:00.004+03:00

Okay, so there has been several people asking my opinion about "the war" and who I think is the bad one and is it okay and well.. BLABLA. Even tho I was planning not to write anything about it, but.. since there has been a lot of idiotic point of views written and taped(youtube) by some REALLY stupid people.. I just have to comment them modestly.

Firstly.. it´s obvious that "western" media writes a lot of bullshit and anyone who listens to them without questioning it is an idiot who deserves the lies they believe. And.. the "defenders" who CLAIM the obvious that western media is false and USA is "hypnotizing" people etcetc.. are mainly bullshitters themselves also with.. yet another twist which they WEIRDLY can´t seem to notice AT ALL even tho.. they do notice how bad the other side is - you can´t ever be objective about this kind of stuff so.. don´t even THINK you know the real deal.

It´s fucking sad that nowadays there are still people who wish to kill to prove something. In wars there NEVER are any winners (so why bother at all??)- there are as many losers as there are the number of participants.

My sincerest condolences to the people who have suffered, because of some lame politic reasons. If two people wish to fight - fucking lock them in a cage and let them fight till the death - DON`T DRAG INNOCENT CIVILIANS INTO YOUR PROBLEMS!

P E A C E !

lil peter too short!

2008-08-10T21:46:00.005+03:00

Sadly, as a person, I have the urge to take a dump quite frequently. Usually there´s no biggie, but it´s when I´m in the city that the troubles arise.

I wonder where I can get paid for my public-toilet-cleaning services, since.. I won´t even CONSIDER sitting on a totally wet and dirty(how??!?!?!) toilet seat. People, and by people I mean men.. and actually perhaps women too?, seem to have REALLY poor aim or\and a really poor grasp on reality.

The target where you need to pee in is conveniently normally sized that.. you can´t really miss. If you DO miss.. STEP THE FUCK CLOSER! Your dick isn´t that long, face the facts. If you have troubles - sit your ass down! There´s no time limit! You don´t have to hurry to take it out and freaking pee around the whole booth- take your time!

~graceful aim&peace!

death to creativity?!

2008-08-10T21:19:00.003+03:00

When driving to Pirita, a beautiful part of Tallinn, from downtown you can´t miss this sign. Since I visit Pirita really often, this sign is really starting to piss me off - I mean.. WTF? A logo of hairy balls? Have we run out of decent designs? I bet any designer would devote his\her free time to make a better logo if this one would be removed. (Well.. then again, this is kinda fun, if you´re..NOT EATING at the same time.)

I´ve asked a lot of people about this design and.. well.. they all seem to see the same thing, which.. erm.. let´s say presumably and hopefully isn´t what the founders wanted it to be. If you think this is REALLY disgusting.. then this alone isn´t that bad.

It´s the combo that does the real damage- the logo & the smell of shit (well.. actually it´s the smell of seaweed.) Thankfully it´s only a short distance where the combo can have any affect at all, so.. no great preparations are needed to be made when driving to Pirita.

~peace

dysfunctional people

2008-08-07T14:00:00.006+03:00

People never seem to fail to amuse me- thank you, god!

Was driving to downtown in a bus and.. I was minding my own business and just chilling when.. I noticed that majority of the people on the bus STARING at something on the right, so.. as a curious asshole I just had to look and guess what they are gaping at? A guy in a wheelchair. That´s right - A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR.

Now you´re going: "What a cruel subject for a story like this!" - well, fuck you firstly and secondly, I didn´t mean him! You´re one of those guys who would have stared! That wheelchair guy is probably more functional than the halfbrained dysfunctional assholes likes you & the people who were gaping.

HE´S JUST LIKE US! DON´T treat him ANY different!

peace.

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you don´t think!

2008-08-04T15:01:00.002+03:00

I´m sick of people being hypnotized into believing EVERYTHING they are told. Like JESUS CHRIST! THINK!

Our world, our lives are controlled by corporations or.. well.. groups of people who just want to have it their way and.. guess what - they succeed AND they actually don´t give a shit about you. They´re all about the money and profits and "the new trends" and whatnot. You perhaps kinda know that.. but.. you ain´t doing ANYTHING about it. It all circles around the fact that.. they tell you what to do and.. YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT!

There are way too many people nowadays believing everything they´re told without questioning- why the fuck should you EVER do that? EVEN if you trust someone and you believe he\she is not lying to you - QUESTION IT! Too many people are afraid to research the real truth behind actions.

I started questioning stuff in a pretty young age 'cause my parents let me grow up kinda without restrictions.. which.. was the first mistake they made. I realized how fucked up the world is and.. from that moment onwards I started questioning absolutely EVERYTHING, because you never know when someone is trying to trick you into believing some bullshit story.

Instead of letting other people tell you what is right and what to do and what to wear - DECIDE IT YOURSELF! Start thinking and listening to yourself and.. you might realize how fucked up you were before and how you´re actually starting to see the world as it is- welcome to reality.

peace out.

altering reality

2008-08-01T13:34:00.001+03:00

Reality has grown on me, I like to see things like.. they are and I like understanding things like they are, but other people constantly try to fuck up other peoples sense of reality - what is up with that?!

There are like A LOT of people who bullshit and use the "polite lie" excuse - "well, it´s better to lie and make someone pretend-feel good instead of just being rude and not saying anything!" - NO! IT`S NOT BETTER! You´re actually manipulating other persons LIFE with this - people DO believe the lies and thanks to that.. their "reality" and the way they see the world after hearing and believing a lie.. is VERY different from ours.. which kinda makes you ponder, doesn´t it? if it doesn´t, you can read the paragraph again since.. it´s not going anywhere.

I also never understood people who trashtalk - WHHHHYYYY? Okay.. I kinda understand the urge people have to talk behind someones back and.. well.. thankfully there are people who instead of ranting actually analyze and well.. try to understand why the person did something he\she did instead of just saying he\she is bad or whatever. Of course NOT ALL WOMEN, but.. women definitely trashtalk more than men- WHY the fuck do we need to FAKE the bullshit you guys?(figure of speech! but.. there´s prolly a few transvestites going: HOW DID HE KNOW?!)

There´s enough drama in this world, in my humble opinion. And well, yeah, okay, I´ll confess, I´m pretty feminine.. and.. I KINDA understand the point of trashtalking, even tho I don´t or.. atleast TRY not to do it myself (you can NEVER be too sure :D), but.. I definitely like the real drama more than the fake one produced by sad and bored people.

Don´t alter reality, COME ON! Once you´ve set a lie free and someone took the bait - you have actually CHANGED the true colours of the world in his\her eyes! And.. I understand there are the little white-lies etc - I mean.. If you are MOST DEFINITELY sure that it has a GOOD impact on BOTH parties and it won´t cause some fuckup shit in the future - go for it!.. but.. be good and don´t abuse it!

If people trust you, it doesn´t mean you have to start lying to them! geez! The more a person trust you, the more you should be telling him\her about the TRUE reality.

Peaceout.

people are BORED!

2008-07-19T22:47:00.005+03:00

It´s been a while since I´ve written anything here.. but there has always been something on my mind that I just won´t "get over" or "suck up" or whatever - so here it comes.

What the hell is wrong with our lives? People are bored out of their minds! And no.. I do NOT mean EVERY SINGLE PERSON - geez! If you went like: "omgomg but I´m not bored" then.. yes you kinda are, because you found time to read this AND weight this argument over your life which means you´re not confident in what you do and.. that kinda means you have TIME to not be confident which means you kinda are bored, not maybe all the time, but I´m not talking about 24\7 boredom, am I now :)

Drinking, smoking, drugs - what the hell? Those things are used to.. "pass the time" or make some moments more enjoyable or.. well.. whatever - bullshit! People drink\smoke etc, because.. they are BORED and can´t find anything smarter to do. Some (I use some, because if I use a lot or just.. leave the specification out then there will be people going: omgomg that never happened to me et cetera..) parties are plain "dull" and quiet before people drink and "start living."

Wars, drama, religion - other methods of passing the time. Okay.. first of all, I´m not saying religion is crap or whatever, no! I´m not also saying one religion is better than the other, no! that´s not what I´m saying! But.. there are a lot of those "fake believers" who just erm.. get too patriotic about their religion or even their country and just start arguing and pointlessly filling their time.

I just have to specify a little, because.. I stupid people in large groups shouldn´t be underestimated - Religions are INCOMPARABLE! Stop trying to say yours is better or whatever - it´s not! One person is NOT better than the other - we ARE all equal in this world. If you´re one of those people going: "haha, that´s so wrong! all people are not equal" - first of all, that just shows how dumb OR how fast you jump to conclusions and impatient you are - analyze, analyze, analyze!

There are billions of things you can do with your life - new sports, new abilities! Live outside the box, but leave one foot in or.. you´ll just concentrate on one thing instead of.. everything and.. you´ll be wasting your VERY versatile and magnificent life!

peace&love!

UFO's afraid of Earth

2008-07-06T17:55:00.004+03:00

Hey everyone again!=) I took week to mentally rest a bit and.. there was this subject I wanted to write about before, but didn´t so.. I´m gonna do it now =)

So anyways.. my theory is that.. the proof that UFO's exist and are afraid to come to planet Earth to show themselves is because.. it´s crazy what´s going on here! They prolly think that whatever makes us do what we do is somehow linked to Earth and.. they don´t want to windup doing the same things.

Have no idea what I´m talking about? Well.. try to look at earth from the outer point of view - imagine you being outside of this world and trying looking down on earth. I´ll explain..

A quarter of Earth is dying of hunger- the other 75% aren´t doing anything decent to help (if they WOULD do something, there wouldn´t be a problem at ALL!), we are killing eachother, we are making eachother feel bad.. even.. if you look at it from "not so negative" point of view, we still make people feel worse - making them do things for us that we could easily do ourselves, which might make people depressed and stressed and tired..

We aren´t fighting "our enemies" - we´re just killing OUR kind on OUR planet! We´re killing our friends-friends, friends relatives.. etc.. are we really THAT bored?!?! That.. we can´t think straight and can´t help other people? We SHOULD instead try to evolve more as a humankind.. make a lot of discoveries.. instead of suffocating Earth, we could try to make it much better!

We are all human- we have a brain, stomach, heart, eyes.. why are we SO stupid as a whole that we can´t find a motivation to stick together and stop fucking with eachother?!?!

Different races, different countries - they don´t matter AT ALL! We are all humans! That´s what matters.. if you´re bored- go pick up a sport or discover something or read somthing or watch something! In my humble opinion, all people.. who like violence or want to fight or anything like that.. should be transported to a area somewhere where they can do whatever they want to eachother and leave the good people out of it! Like.. if you´re bored, go deal with it, don´t drag other people into it!

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
peaceout.

modern war

2008-06-25T13:49:00.004+03:00

I´ve got to talk about this, cause in my HUMBLE opinion, we HAVE to change something 'cause.. this is going NOWHERE!

SO yea.. the army.. got to love it, man! All of the hard work and money spent on it- brilliant! Also that.. soldiers are the ones protecting countries and for the idea that.. those guys risk their lives to just save our fucking sorry whiny asses and let us live in peace.. well.. almost. There are those people who just can´t fight the urge to hurt people and stuff.. imho we should just collect 'em all together and ship them to Iraq.

But haha okay.. picture this now - some country attacks us.. and.. we take all of our finest and well.. just all of our soldiers and make them defend the country and whatnot.. okay so yeah.. sounds pretty cool? OH AND ALSO.. take all the military equipment that we spent BILLIONS on (yes, WE, since we fucking pay the taxes) and make them defend our FREEDOM! - ... well.. this is the understanding of the army, as in.. how things are probably going to happen, but.. I have a different viewpoint.. no surprise there.

So yeah, the soldiers go defending et cetera and then.. the country attack will go like: uhm, I´m bored - call back the troops.. and we´ll be like OMGOMG WE WON HEHEHEHEHE and then.. 2 minutes later KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! .. THEN! haha! then I´d like god to DEFINITELY exist and let me survive the NUCLEAR ATTACK and let fucking laugh my ass off because of the irony..

IT DOESN`T MATTER HOW MANY PUSHUPS you do or how much time you spend in a gym - if a nuclear-ANYTHING drops anywhere near you, you´re gone! So.. I´m sorry if I´m so stupid that I don´t really understand the point of an army nowadays, because.. we could do shitloads of smarter things with the money and people instead of having them WASTED on nothing.

.. people always go like: omgomg, you criticize everything but do you actually have an alternative?!?! and.. yes, in a matter of a fact I do - let´s do something others haven´t! we ARE E-stonia.. let´s rebuild our lands surface so that.. nuclear bombs have absolutely NO EFFECT AT ALL! that would so fuck up every country's war strategies!

peace.

life as comedy

2008-06-23T14:49:00.010+03:00

At some point I thought I didn´t have to talk about it, but guess I´ll just make a short conclusion.

This blog is meant as C-O-M-E-D-Y, something to laugh at and something.. to just.. read to pass the time. With everything I write here, I exaggerate A LOT and.. the swearing - well, that just gets a lot of attention and it´s better with it than without it. soo.. if you judge me and go like: omg you must be really sad or you´re really stupid - well, I am crazy and crazy as in.. bold.

I just really hope no-one takes this seriously, because.. I don´t and.. I have never in my life thought of myself better than anyone else and I wish that everyone feels that their equal to everyone else also.

PLEASE don´t get offended about anything since, it´s all VERY subjective and it´s just.. a place to talk about shit from point of views that.. are funny :) I´m not here to change the world nor bring anything down nor anything and.. if you´re making conclusions - don´t, since.. you don´t actually know how I feel and I could have just talked about something that I don´t support at all and.. you on the other hand might think that I live by it, which I don´t so.. as you can see, there´s absolutely no reason to get offended.

First thing I thought to myself before starting to write this is that.. I know a lot of people would get me totally wrong and.. well.. it´s meant to be not taken seriously.

And I´m deeply sorry for those who have been offended in any way.

go strong, peace out!

­RayRay's Standup