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When Hitler Condemn Vuvuzela

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:34:00 +0000

Watching Fifa is seriously boring and annoying. In 90 minutes, I only heared The South African Fart. Seriously, I didnt hear football song anthem and also national anthem, but only heared South African Vuvuzela's Fart anthem. When a player score a goal, the only sound that I heard is "Bzzzzzzzz...." instead of "goalllll.....!!" Many people dislike this and eventually create a facebook fanpages called Fifa-Ban the Stupid Vuvuzela Things.

Holy Shit man...

I can't Even heared the Old lag running Refree's whistle.The sound of Vuvuzela remind me about a jokes called Who is farting here? Guess what, the only answer that I know is Nelson Mandela! haha... Because he blow vuvuzela..

This is bloody fact when refree blow his old whistle..

Even Hitler from third Reich also dislike Vuvuzela. I found a funky funny video in youtube called Hitler And Vuvuzela.

Note that this is a video edit. Don't take it seriously. The Fuhrer was right you know. Fifa should ban the fucking sound of farting vuvuzela forever and ever!

the vuvuzela make my ear bloody hell damaged. For god saken, I watch Fifa with zero sound (muted)! What the hell those african doing? My home have the best audio system. Support Dolby surrounded system with large speaker and HD screen. When turn on, what I heard is BZZZZZZZzzZZZzzzZZzz!!! faggot!

Read The blody Fact Here, In this articles!

Did you know that Vuvuzela is More dangerous than an aeroplane's engine jet sound?

Yes. This is the fucking fact! if you look this pic below (In strange languages, but still you can understand), Vuvuzela is more dangerous than an aeroplane's engine sound.

WTF? 123.4 dB (decibel)..If you are in one of those african stadium, better to cover your ugly ear..

Who Created this worst useless things?

Well, simply, a man nickname Freedie Saddam Maake invented this useless crap. this fart things Originally are from Mexico, the world first Drug dealer (the best choice to buy cocain,heroin,etc,etc)..This Freddie "Saddam" Maake claims to have invented the vuvuzela by adapting an aluminium version from a stupid bicycle horn after removing black rubber from the horn to blow it. He then increase the length of the shorty vuvuzela to greater length. As long as elephant penis. This produce a unique and annoying sound. He then blow the vuvuzela at local South African games and international games in 1992 and 1996 and at World Cup In france.. He says the instrument was banned as authorities ruled it a dangerous weapon, which prompted him to find a plastics company that could manufacture it. holy shit! Which manufacture is willing to make this penis? More to know, please read here.

If you have mastercard, kindly don't waste you wallet to buy this stupid penis like trumpet. Better you buy Elton john trumpet..haha...(don't buy the gay trumpet)..

Last But Not least;

FUCK THE VUVUZELA!!

It didn't make you laying a piece of beauty shit!

Tukar Selera: Nuffnang Ke Mangga Ads! Kebosanan?

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:40:00 +0000

Baru-baru ni dunya blogging Malaysia dikejutkan dengan fenomena tukar angin kus-kus. Dari Nuffnang yang suka tido memanjang ke mangga ads yang macam McD 24 jam. Korang tak caya? Aku tak tipu la...Mangga Ads ni Aktif 24 jam. Pukul 3 pagi pun ada lagi tak tido. Bukan macam nuffnang. Membuta memanjang. Walaweh...

Bukannya aku pembelot, tapi apa boleh buat, korek bun *tuuuuut* tanya perut; "Ang kenyang tak?"..Selama 2 bulan aku setia dengan nuffnang, baru 0.75 sen je. Kesian tahap lemau betul. tak tipu! Ko hingat blog sampah cap ayam KFC third class ni baguih sangat ke? So, dengan selamba je aku daftar la dengan mangga ads nih. Walaupun aku tak berapa paham sangat, aku letak jer. Dah buhsan dengan nuffnang. "Aku sanggup lepaskan status cap Gelihati tu liao!"...

Moreover, Iklan mangga ads ni memanjang bukak macam McD 24 jam. So, nampak blog aku ni cheerfool la sikit disamping dengan tulisan aku yang carca-marba nih. Sekurang-kurangnya korang tengok pun berpinar mata sekali gus dengan ikhlas dari hati, klik je la ads kat tepi tu :D

"Ops! sori..aku bukan mengampu korang...Aku memberitahu jer"

Nuffnang pulak? Erm....Nak kutuk karang tetiba jer ade group page "I hate cursedstory liao" karang. Mau tak femes aku kat fb. pastu ada a mangkuk yang nak sabotaj akaun aku. lagi haru. Gini je la.. Miss nuffnang ni da banyak sangat peminat. Sebab tu dia asyik tido. Tambahan pula, geng-geng klik nuffnang da berlambak kat luar macam indon tengah bersidai kat pantai pakai bikini. Sebab tu kot beliau asyik tidur...

Tapi, ikut korang la. Kalau korang nak join, klik jer iklan kat atas tu pastu korang join la. Isi maklumat macam biasa je. pastu siap. Tunggu 2 minggu untuk korang jalankan perniagaan.

Why I Like Disqus Rather Than Old Lag Blogspot Comment Platform?

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:23:00 +0000

hello, today, I'm not talking shit anymore. Just wanted to write a nice and clearly post. Why Im choosing disqus as my topic rather than talking a mindless wordie. If you Ask Obama about talking mindless wordie, sorry to said but he will only said " Oh, please Uncle Jews, don't killed and plunder Palestine".. -ZzzZzz...Jews love to killed people because they are superior than KFC. Haha..

I dont want to talked about Jews. They only make my blog heavy because of maybe Jews secret Intelligence of CIA version, Mossad, currently stalking my blog and spam. (some day, maybe they will hack my blog). What? You didn't know mossad? Mossad is a Cheese with some hole. ;D
Shit!

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Ok straight to the point. Why I like Disqus as my comment platform?

Because Blogspot Comment Platform Like A Bullshit!

For Goatsaken. Haha. What did you know about Old lag blogspot comment platform? In my bloody hell opinion, The Comment patform are really suck.

The only profile that you have to use is Google account, live journal, wp, Typepad, AIM, Open ID, Name/Url and piglet anonymous. The most blunder feature are Name/Url .They can use other blog or other website to replace the URL. For example, they can use your blog as the URL. Kinda smart like jack-ass huh? And then, they will talking shit in your comment area.

The most fucker part is Mr Piglet Anonymous. A Coward race that born in 8th floor of hell. They like to comment in your blogpost with such a "poetic" word such as;

"hey Jack-ass!"

"Fuck you son of a bitch!"

"Go to hell with your family"

"(^^(**^*&*^*%%&$^$#"

and so on...

Shit, look like reading a...........

*Hey Uncle google, you shoud known this problem. Although We, blogspot users can settings our blog which allowed anon to comment or not, but still, they managed to find another way. ;(

With Disqus, I know The Unknown!

You found the jack-ass!

With Disqus, you know when someone give you a fuckin wordie. Just go to disqus dashboard and see his/her e-mail. Copy the loser email and search at social webpage (e.g; facebook, twitter, myspace,etc,etc)..And well done Apple! you found the jack of the mouse. Send him a fucking love letter message and poof! He/she failed!

Because Blogspot Comment Platform Didn't Have Reply Button.

Yes, it makes my life crazy when I have to replied an answer without using disqus. You must first write "@" to a person for example;

@ aoe (then write your shit here)

Or, just make a custom blogspot comment that contain reply button. But, the hell reign start here. You must paste a customize coding to your template. It depend on your templates dude! Some template didn't work and only give you a piece of shit. Some of them are lag, and some of the didn't working anymore.

Disqus Got Reply Button! Hooooray!

It is my saviour liao! With this, you didnt have to write "@" to a person. It is like a faggot when do that! Moreover, disqus will sent you a notice when there have a reply to remind you to reply back! this increase the chance to make your blog full of ~~spam~~ comment!

Because When Clicking your name, it will show your blogger profile first!

Yes. It wasting my time for 5 seconds! For me, 5 seconds is precious then Obama teeth!..Why showing blogger profile first? Just direct it to the blog. I hate this feature also..

But With Disqus, you ain't see the Doggie profile.
It will redirect you to the pages once and for all!

Without A Blog, You can Comment Also!

Here. I settings my Disqus to enable E.T From Facebook and twitter to comment! Blogspot? Lick my dick.. (~.~")

Owl Transformer: New Transformer Movies Coming Soon!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000

"Who like transformer? Bleh.....Who likes Megan Fox? Hell Yeah!"

Holy Cow..!

As I was Informed by my viewers, A new Transformer Trailer have come out! Owl Transformer! Shit..Joking liao... Yea..No more transformer 3, No more Megan Fox, no more Hella Beaouf (Wtf with this dude name?) no more Prime optimus, no more bambelBee no more decepticon, but only owl transformer, an animal version of transformer. This crazy unsubtittle japs Video very interesting. It show An animal transformed itself into a different object...Check it out...hoho

* I dont think prime optimus need to back in action. He is only a lag to the autobot team..ZzzZZz

Trend Bodoh Artis Malaysia #3

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:00:00 +0000

Artis Malaysia memang suka menganjing...Tak tahu la apa nak jadi sekarang. Zaman akhir kut...Cerita bermua pabila seorang artis top-top fabreez gi buat show kat UNISEL. Macam kerek masa tulis auto graph..

Tambah lagi dumb-ass, beliau menghina pelajar kat situ dengan menulis "Awak Busuk"...Touching ke? Serious to say- "Everybody is Busuk in everyday!"

Menyinga sial pompuan tuh. Siap pergi jumpa Meloidi buat statement. Berani siot.. Tak lupa juga membawa otograph yang dikatakan menghina pompuan tadi tu..Masuk meloidi muka tak nak tunjuk..Takut ke bai..? Tunjuk je la muka pasal si Artis tuh mesti tahu dan ingat muka kau tu..Kat surat kabar pun ada. Sama tapi sensor.

"Censorship is Important"- General Mc Carthur?

Yang sensor gambar tu pun macam baghal. Kenapa tak sensor sekali rambut mak cik kat atas nih..? Kalau artis tu lain la..Diorang memang "tanggung dosa" punya... Tulisan "Awak Busuk" tu menunjukkan si artis ni takde balance.. Letak tengah-tengah barulah cool skit...ZzzZzz..Yang bawa sekali keratan kat tepi tu menyemak je. Siap highlight lagi tu. Bukan orang boleh baca pun. Nak bagi orang Bute ke ape tunjuk kat sini.?

But rarely, I found some interesting statement from a famous Forum in Malaysia...

Shit....I hate when artis goes into Hidung Belang Mode

#2 Shit Ads: Makes Me Get jaundice...

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 09:38:00 +0000

This ads appear each time I enter a cool and blunder site. Make me feel HOT......Arghhhh........!!!!

The Malaysian Gaga: The Legacy Continues!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:39:00 +0000

My...my...Each day, I always heard about people talking about Lady Gaga...Everyday Lady Gaga,Lady Gaga and Lady Gaga and so on. Feel sick like licking Bush ass you know that? She is weirdo. Wait! She? Also I heard that lady Gaga is a Men not a Woomen. Completely spin the world and cut it into two.

The Most fanatics one who really love this Gaga wo"men" is girl...Yup..Girl...Each day, I heard they talking about Gaga...The unique Fashion ( I consider it as Jack-ass Fashion)..And sometimes they try to followed Gaga Step! insane but artistic..But for me, it just like looking a piece of dried shit in a container full with water...Yurks..

The Lunatic Fashion: The Gaga Expression!

I called them who loves fashion as fashiomaniajerkassdoubletwotimessuckthangoat! Yeah..It is bloody hell horrible word but it describe the truth.

"I think Gaga can join a circus show..."- Say my Elder brother..
"No you punk! She deserved to clean road full with snow when its winter"-Say my brother's friend
"Shut-up Suckerz! I want to watch Lady Gaga Singing!"---->This is a girl!

ZZZzzZZZ

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"Mama, can I have this Muppets?"
"Nope. You can't..this is not a toy"
"But I see her body full with muppets! I want some!"
"You can't my dear..."
"Well, at least you asked him to give a piece of that ugly frog to me..."
"................"
"Please Mama...Please....!!!"
"Ok...you have to ask her first.."

After a few minutes........

"Huwaaaaaa...mama..mama...mama 300x"
"What the hell....?? Why you are crying a lot?"
"That Woman didn't give me the ugly frog...! Instead, her give me this":

"Holy Shit!"
"What you said mama?"
"oh it's nothing...Nevermind..I will buy you Gundam toys limited edition elephant scale"
"Yeeehaaaaa.....~~!"

This behaviour are now followed by all girls in Malaysia...

*Poker Face*!

The Prisoner Fashion

"Woa....I know that H1N1 hit the earth, but only we wearing a mask that cover your mouth and nose..But this type of Mask is very exclusive! Maybe she is fashiomaniajerkassdoubletwotimessuckthangoat! Hell was right there"-Mr. A

"Cool...When we will start selling those stupid mask? I want to make a lot of fucking dollar now"-Mr.B

".........."-Mr A

Look like she is retarded...

Early Conclusion...

Lady Gaga is a jack-Ass Of holy-shit-wood. Wearing a unique and stupid clothes is really nonsense and sarcasm..Just like when you entering KFC drive thru section and ask McD Burger..I'm sure the worker will say "What the fuck are you thinking? This is not bloody hell red hair burger section!"

Meanwhile........

In Malaysia, Some local also try to do a same things and uploaded it into You Tube...They try to do some unique same much gaga but in cheap doggie version. It same like you buy Win-7 in 70 cents.

A faggot looking dude is currently disguise himself as Lady Gaga....Ahhh...The Legacy Continued....

Last Conclusion

lady Gaga= goddamnit sux when do some fashion! OMG

Arrival Of New Blog Concept: Just Wait!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:53:00 +0000

Currently,4 of my friend are really interested with my blog. so, i invited them to join me doing this blog together. We managed to find a new template that much like a magazine templates. And slightly we change that a little bit...But still more to go...

So, my blog currently have 4 writer! yahooooooooo.....You want to know about them? I only give you all the name only...

Writer@Cursedstory:

MC: Chief Editor! Wallaweh!
Dr. Shit-ty :Health dep.
Mr.Memerang :Animal dep?
Prof.Dumbelbored; Politic dep. (we realise that all 5 of us hate politics!)
Uncle-J(jews lol): Entertainment...(bcoz jew love it)....<-----He not a jews actually

our new template are still in progress! there were many topix there! Feel free to comment lol! Our new Banner Header:

Cool? It takes me 4 hour to do that! (I'm noob in Photoshop ~.~")

#1 Shit Ads: I Hate That!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:40:00 +0000

Shit! It make me clicking this 4 times! I hate! Iklan macam ni merosakkan bangsa, negara dan agama. Darn it!

Wordpress Templates For Blogger Platform!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:43:00 +0000

Wordpress Look Templates For Blogger Platform!

Hey...recently, I have found a website that provide you beautiful blogger templates. And it mostly are converted into Blogger (from Wordpress!). So, it have 2.0 look and much better than other...And if you like a magazine type templates, this website provide you many templates!...

If you wanted to know about the website, kindly click this link;
Zoomtemplate.com
and if you wanted to submit your own template, you can do that!

but first, kindly read this page before installing a new templates.. ! =D..Its important..! Seriously!!!

*Foot note: I wanted to change my blog template into a good looking template (much like a newspaper blog). But still I didnt find the best templates...Sigh~

Kebenaran Di Sebalik DoTA Adalah Setan?: Part2

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:49:00 +0000

Walaweh...Kepada sesiapa yang dah miss satu bab tentang kesetanan Dota..Meh sini klik untuk rujuk part 1...Yang ni part 2 pula....Kalau tak buat banyak-banyak part korang mesti jemu bai...haha...So, ada la boleh buat penuh blog ngarut aku nih..Reason kenapa aku buat artikel ni, korang boleh baca kat artikel aku yang lagi satu nih..klik jer...Tak buang masa bro kalo baca belog aku nih..

Ikut logik akal, mari semua kita renungkan apa yang tercatat kat dalam blog aku..Semua ni hasil dari Uncle Google...Penat siot search baru dapat...tapi dalam Bahasa Inggeris..So aku tolong korang (jadi penterjemah tak bertauliah).. =)

The Game | Permainan DoTA

Two Team | Terdapat 2 kumpulan:

The Scourge (Evil) Vs The Sentinel (Good)
Monster/Creep Vs Human/Neutral | Raksasa/Setan Vs manusia/Selain manusia (eg: bunian)

Weak Vs Strong | Lemah lawan Kuat

*Dalam dunia ni ada dua kumpulan saja...Sama ada baik atau jahat...So, konsep dota ni melambangkan pertarungan antara Baik dengan Jahat.. Bersamaan dengan konsep Tuhan Vs Syaitan...

*Yang lemah akan ditindas, yang kuat bermaharajalela sehingga ditewaskan..

Berbalik kepada Objektif sebenar game ni, (sila rujuk part1, bahagian The Real Aim | Tujuan Sebenar)
Sedar tak sedar korang main dengan kusyuk. Sambil main korang "menyembah" setan secara sedar..

So, Fikir-fikirkan lah semua tuh...

Serius Bodoh- Formspring

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:45:00 +0000

Hari ni hatiku resah...Gundah-gulana...Makan nasik tak tertelan...Kalo nak telan rasa menyirap pun ada...lauk umah hari ni boleh dikatakan 5-star jugak la....Mak masak...Biasa bro...! Mak mana yang masak tak sedap? Cakap??!! Mak Nyah jer yang masak tak sedap pasal ramuan masakan dia ada rasa pelik-pelik sikit..( serius sial aku kate, aku pernah makan kat restoran yang tukang masaknya adalah mak nyah...Yerk....sumpah tak nak gi sane...) =(

Teeettt...Formspring...Mana-mana blog yang aku pergi mesti letak formspring.."walaweyh..."bosan seh..so aku pun terjebak jugak la dengan ajakan dunia blogging...maka wujudlah formspring...Wuhuuuu....Mula-mula letak gak la kat tepi side blog..tapi loading lembab nak mampos...letak lah kat one-army page...

Wat The Fish is Formspring?

Hoh...aku pun tak tau la fungsi beliau tetapi mungkin sekadar penyeri blog...gamaknya...kat formspring ni korang nak tanya soalan pape pun takpe...Dari A sampai Z.. dari 0 hingga Infinity and beyond...! Tapi, korang pernah ke tulis kat formspring orang lain? Formspring aku lak, aku enablekan annonymous...kenapa? Sebab annon ni suka tanya soalan bukan-bukan...Idea datang dari situ bai...Lubuk emas...Kalo yang berani sikit (ada telo) pakai la nama ngan alamat belog sebenar...tu baru gentlemen...

Tapi....
Aku agak korang tak ada masa punya nak tulis kat formspring aku..Baca-baca dan komen artikel...wuhu...takpe..takpe....rezeki sentiasa ada...

Kalau korang tulis pun...........

Aku Takkan bukak...Pasal aku lupa password formspring aku....!!! Warghhhhhhhh....!!...Aku cakap ngan korang..Serious bodoh formspring nih..

Blog Bongok Macam Ni Pun Layak Dapat PR2?

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:14:00 +0000

Salam...Berita tergempar..! Sekadar coretan budus jer nak buat penuh blog aku yang menyemak. Google Pagerank aku da mencapai Pagerank 2 (PR2)..! WTF?? Itu hari, Aku check Pagerank aku macam taik jer. Telur ayam (PR0)..Seminggu aku tak apdate n aku login balik tengok pagerank dah jadi 2...Huhu...Mungkin ini berkat aku mengubahsuai Pelantar Komen blogger yang sememangnya Sux! Dan artikel ini dalam Bahasa Inggeris (of Course)...

Aku ni bukannya tahu sangat SEO ngan menatang-menatang traffik ni..Yang aku tau...Berblogging...Baca banyak kali kat Ariffshah punya blog pun aku paham skit-skit...ZzzZZzz

Kebenaran Di Sebalik DoTA Adalah Setan?

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 09:40:00 +0000

Setelah guwa menyepi macam kubur Bakri Batu 6, akhirnya gua muncul kembali lol...Bukan kerna putus asa berbelogging, tapi hanya membuat sedikit research tentang Dota yang selama ini aku main tanpa mengira waktu. Wallaweyh...Cam ni...

Aku ada terjumpa satu artikel mat saleh beruk yang menyatakan bahwa game Dota ni unsur kesetanan-nan melampau..Tengok! Even mat saleh hingus pun kata macam tuh...Kita? Errr..." gue maen jer dong...Rm2 dilaburkan dalam Cyber Cafe hanya untuk bunuh Playerz... ~.~"

--Gitulah Gamaknya.....

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Ok-Ok...Korang nak tau sangatkan? meh sini baca sampai habis sampai korang nyampah tengok blog aku ni dan terus klik iklan nuffnang kat tepi tu banyak kali (Promote jer)...DoTA...Atau bahasa kasarnya, Defense Of The Ancients. Nampak tak perkataan Ancient tuh? Aku da boldkan..Kalo tak nampak korang campak jer la laptop korang pakai PC lagi baguih..

Soalan Pertama:

Who The Hell Is Ancients? | Siapakah haram jadah si Ancient ni?

Jawapan:

"God, but satans disguises himself and deceives us, saying that He is the Ancient one." | Tuhan. Tapi setan menyamar dan menipu korang, mengatakan dialah tuhan yang satu....(ancients)

Soalan Pertama Berangkai:

Why? | kenapa Lor...?

Jawapan Soalan Pertama Berangkai:

who would you think you will defend on this game? whose defense is this? (with those cheats) | Siapa yang kamu akan fikir ketika mempertahankan dalam Game ni? Siapa yang mempertahankan?

The obvious aims| Matlamat Yang Nyata:

-to kill your enemy | Untuk membunuh Musuh

- to destroy the tree of life for sentinel | Untuk memusnahkan Tree Of Life (Sentinel)
- to destroy the frozen throne for scorge | Untuk memusnahkan Frozen Throne (Scourge)
- and TO BE BEYOND GODLIKE in this game.| Menjadi player yang MELEBIHI KEKUASAAN-Nya

the real aims| matlamat Sebenar:

- worshipping satan through consciously enjoying the game. | Menyembah setan semasa korang tengah enjoyed game ni secara sedar...Ya SEDAR!

Adakah ini cukup untuk korang?

Traffik Mencanak Dari Amerika. What The...

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:49:00 +0000

Klik Untuk tumbesaran Sehat wal-affiat...

Sejak kebelakangan ni aku jarang banget login ke akaun blogger aku. Sedang menjalani persiapan untuk memasuki matrikulasi Johor. (Aku dapat lol! 2nd intake)...

Dan hari ni baru nak login tengok akaun nuffnang aku yang da berabuk. Aiseh...Cipot jer duit. Biarlah..Janji ada dari xde..Dan Hari ini hari bersejarah yang paling gila. Orang amerika telah mengatasi orang malaysia dalam melawat blog aku yang carca marba nih... Ntah ape ntah yang digodek aku pun tak tahu. Mungkin dari artikel blog aku diawasi oleh FBI kot. Tulah masalahnya.... Tahniah amerika kerana berjaya mendapat tempat pertama dalam belog aku. Hadiahnya...teeeet..! Habuk dari Malaysia limited Edition haha =D

Why Mc Donald Mascot Failed?

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sat, 22 May 2010 16:46:00 +0000

Oh..Hey everyone. Did you all know that why McD is suck? It is because I hate the red hair mascot! Its like an old darn human that represent an alien from the underworld (lolX)..And, McD burger still suck to me!ZzzzZzzz...Sad...And one more thing. A person who dye his/her hair are homosexual lol

Pretend to be good boy....Lame lol

OMG!! McD is a God?

Picking up chicks...

Yea I luv this pic!

From gay With Love...

With some 2nd class chicks...XD

And gay again....WTFFFFF....???

A "paranormal" view...

Perverted!

Makes me sick..Yucks!

Sent him to Jail!!!!!

Yeah..Sure McD mascot is a greatest blunders...

Kanye West Rappin Feat Malaysian Citizen!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sat, 22 May 2010 10:16:00 +0000

Didn't you know that Kanye West arrive in Malaysia secretly? Howdy. Now you know it. He sing spontaneously lol. He singing involved of some of the Malaysian politician (BN n ~~Pembengkong~~ Pembangkang)

This is for laugh. Actually im kinda sick with malaysian politics. Oh yea, also featuring some of Malaysian Actor and actress and also some singer...
Note: Dont blame me.. :D Enjoy!

Hang Tanya Saya Jawab | Mai Meterole

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Thu, 20 May 2010 19:20:00 +0000

Soalan Rabak Minggu ini

Dari Meja Kayu Keranda Penulis, Dr.C

Salam, Dr.C...

Saya ada masalah dengan anak saya yang bangang. Umur dia dah dekat 16 tahun. Tapi masih lekat dengan patung Baabie kesukaan beliau. Untuk pengetahuan Dr, anak saya ni lelaki dan merupakan seorang yang kacak-kacak belake. Hari-hari pergi Gim buat 6 pack. Angkat guni beras, sorong keta mayat. Dan badan beliau amatlah taff sekali banget. Tapi perangai beliau yang sukar diubah adalah main dengan anak patung Baaabie yang dirembat dari jiran sebelah. Untuk pengetahuan yang lebih lanjut Dr C juga, anak jiran saya kat sebelah tuh amatlah kacak. Yawn~ aku tak tahan...

So please Dr C, boleh tak tolong ubah sikit perangai bangang anak saya ni supaya lebih sejati macam kayu jati?

Salam Cinta Dari; Ibu Mertupu, K.L

Cilake. Aku taknak salam cinta ko tu kerek! anak puan ni memang masalah besar. Umur 16 tahun pun main anak patung baabie. Apakah? Badan taff? Wat the hell? Untuk mengelakkan masalah ini terus berlaku, silalah beli set angkat berat untuk diletakkan dalam rumah. Atau puan suruhlah anak si puan tu kerja dalam hospital. Sorong mayat tiap-tiap hari. Round satu bandar. Gerenti bila tengok patung Baabie tuh rasa nak bagi penumbuk anjing je. Yang anak patung Baabie tu pulak, puan tanamlah kat tepi longkang yang paling besar sekai yang puan pernah jumpa. Gerenti suwey 18 hari mencari.Kalau tak boleh pulak

Dr cadangkan supaya bawa anak puan ke pusat Serenti pasal dia dah gian tahap lanun tempoyak nak main dengan Baaabie. Tamapar muka beliau sesedap rasa bila perlu lol...Soalan tentang anak jiran puan yang kacak tu..AKU peduli apa bullshit! Aku bukan gay..Pergi cari orang lain la..LIAO..

Dr.C, saya ada masalah yang overload yang perlu dijawab oleh Dr. saya merupakan pelajar sekolah menengah swasta di ibu kota. Saya merupakan budak biasa. Ada satu hari, ketua pelajar sekolah saya, Hiz (bukan nama sebenar) meminta saya untuk datang ke biliknya. Saya pun ikutlah si monyet tu. Setelah saya masuk, dengan cepat seperti anjing baru lepas potong kaki gara-gara diabetes telah menutup pintu itu dengan segala mak nenek kunci. Kemudian, beliau suruh saya 'buka'. Saya tak faham apa yang dimaksudkan. Kemudian dia suruh saya 'buka' yang 'dibawah' tu. Oooo...lalu saya pun buka seluar saya. Kemudian dengan tak semena-menanya beliau sepak saya bagaikan kulit pisang. Berterabur air 'bawah' saya.. Lepas tu terus blah dari situ.. Esoknya, kawan Hiz bagitau yang Hiz cakap, awak punya 'bawah' tu kacak berseri dan ingin berjumpa dengan saya lagi jika ada peluang. Saya kompius macam litar sepang.Tolong saya Dr...Shit...masalah besar sial...

Keluang Meng, Jalan Persiaran Kubor Beringkat, Ipoh

Shit! Soalan panjang nak mampos! Lagi satu, Aku tak tau pulak ada jalan persiaran kubor bertingkat kat Ipoh? Persiaran Brush ada la.. Lagi satu, keluang kat Johore la bodo..Jangan memandai guna nama samaran yang tak berkaitan...Dr tahu diabetes tu merbahaya. Disarankan pergilah ke kilang gergaji balak yang berdekatan dan potong kaki kau supaya tak berjangkit dengan orang lain.Menurut firasat suwey aku, ketua pelajar hang ni mungkin seorang gay longkang capek yang dahagakan ketampanan hang. Ohohoho..hang jangan risau sial, hang pergi je. Gerenti hang dapat duit free melepuk macam taik lembu. Berkenaan dengan kepunyaan 'bawah' hang tu pulak, kenapa hang tak scan masuk sekali dalam sampul surat. Soalan memanjang lebar macam hidung bush, tapi haprak! Aku tak dapat gambaran yang jelas.Dan akhir sekali, jangan memandai hang letak litar sepang kat dalam surat hang. Hang memang bebal tahap dewa Nordik. Karang tak pasal-pasal belog aku kena tapis dengan lembaga hasil dalam negeri.

Dr,C..Izinkan saya bertanya. Suami saya ada skandal seks yang terbesar kat tempat saya. Jiran tetangga, jiran Almari, dan Kak Nam 13 pun tahu tentang hal ini. Even bangla sampah jual karpet buruk cap ayam pun tahu yang suami saya ada skandal seks. Baghal punya suami. Saya ingin meminta nasihat dari Dr.C..bagaimana nak menghilangkan sifat ketagihan seks yang berada dalam diri suami saya ni? Apakah boleh Dr bantu? Tolonglah, saya buntu bagai nak tercabut puting susu anak saya nih..

Isteri Baghal, Bagan Serai, Melaka

First sekali, aku nak bagitahu. Bagan Serai kat Perak la Vavi! Kat Melaka mana ada Bagero! Patutlah suami hang banyak skandal seks, bini baghal rupanya. Geografi cikgu tak ajar ke? ko skola kat mane? Baghdad? Tentang skandal seks si suami hang tu, pergi tanya dengan Datuk Chua Soi Lek. Beliau banyak tips tentang tuh. Pergi sebelum terlambat. Oh ya, jangan lupa beli set Dvdnya sekali ya!? Beli yang original. Sokonglah industri original malaysia...Hell yeah..

Siapa Dr. C

Merupakan graduan dari sebuah Universiti Chokia yang terkenal. Menuntut dalam jurusan kedoktoran sebelum dibuang kerana membedah mayat Bangla secara live dari kaca tv Universiti Chokia tersebut. Mendapat kerja di Mai Meterole setelah berhempas-pulas mencium kaki pengarah untuk bodek beliau supaya diserap dalam aktiviti menulis dan menjawab soalan merapu. Currently, menjadi terkenal setelah dijemput oleh station gas untuk ditemuramah. hasil kerja beliau telah diabadikan dalam buku pelawat Hadiah Nobel yang lemau. Kebanyakan orang yang mintak nasihat dari Dr.C amatlah berpuas hati dengan beliau. LMAO! Thanx lol

The Dead Flow Of Akademi Fantasia.

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Wed, 19 May 2010 05:32:00 +0000

Yup! Antoher my dumb artwork. This is for malaysian who loves to enter a reality program in local television. My photoshop artwork skill increase 2%..Haha. (much like interest)

PS*/ I hate Academy Fantasia lol.....Too darn dumb-ass person in there...Rather to hear frog singing...

click to enlarged!

Enjoyed! if YOU find this pictures, please link it back to me. Only one backlink haha...

My Blog Improvement #1

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:49:00 +0000

My Blog Improvement #1
Hey. This is short update to keep my blog alive and indexed by Uncle Google. I have setup a new script that situated below my blog post articles.

TWEET THIS SCRIPT!

Yes! I have put my tweet this script. Many of my friends PM me to put this. But still I ignored them lol. Poor..Now I have put this. So, if you want to tweet this articles, be sure to do so. Just scroll and search above disqus platform comment.
*Click it
Haha
Worthy to share

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Many blogger said that they are all addicted to twitter. So, I managed to setup my own twitter account. It's lame. i didnt know how to use twitter FYI. I dont have follower, but I do have following person. Haha..Lame5x

"I'm Jerk"

Some blogger say that Uncle Google recently indexed the twitter post content. What? Oh I see that...Thanks Uncle Google...

* Aku noob dalam twitter...ZZzzzZZzzz

Mahkamah Agung Reject Permohonan Aku!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Mon, 17 May 2010 18:23:00 +0000

Salam..Hari ini aku ada cerita sedih tahap tapir nak diceritakan dan ingin dikongsi bersama dengan kengkawan samada yang muda, remaja, dan tak lupa juga tua ~~bangka.~~

Peristiwa ini amat menyedihkan aku. Permohonan untuk memiliki rumah sendiri hancur berkecai bak bom Atom Cap Amerika mengkeronyokkan Jepun 2-0 pada tahun 1945. Mahkamah Agung Yang paling tinggi sekali kat Malaysia ini dengan sebulat suara, setakung tempayan untuk tadah air yang dicurahkan telah reject keputusan aku dengan sekeras-kerasnya. Malah aku di tempelak oleh ahli-ahli Mahkamah Agung.

Aku Insan yang kurang berkemampuan. Nak upah Peguam pun tak mampu untuk beta/cover balik aku. So, dengan cebisan kekuatan super-saiya yang tersisa, aku menguatkan langkah aku untuk membela diri sendiri dalam Mahkamah Agung tuh..

" En. Z (nama rahsia)! Mintak mahap bebanyak! permohonan untuk memiliki rumah sendiri telah ku reject dengan kuasa pengetuk kayu nih! Hiyaaa..."

*Beliau dengan selamba kaw-kaw ketuk meja tuh dengan penukul kayu murah

"Ada apa-apa lagi kata-kata sebelum ko blah dari mahkamah nih?"

"Oh! Tolonglah mahkamah Agung yang diagung-agungkan! Berikanlah saya kelulusan untuk memiliki rumah sendiri! Aku malu banget tahap cipan kerna menumpang di rumah orang. Dahlah buruk nak mampos. Kurang sambutan pulak tuh! Jiran di sekeliling asyik melabelkan aku muka penjahat! Oh pleaze bebeh..give me one chance...please...! Biar pun rumah tuh murah asalkan rumah tu sendirian berhad. Aku rela...Aku rela..!!! Aku sanggup mula dari bawah dulu..kalau pencacai pun pencacai lah.."- Aku merayu bagai Michael Jackson menyanyi nak cabut akar kayu tongkat Ali.

" NO 5x..!!!! Didn't you hear us!? Tak boleh! never! Nehi! Orak Boleh! Meiyo! WTF!? Hah...5 bahasa aku sebut...ko nak tambah bahasa apa lagi? Urdu? Malayalam? Tagalog? XML? Orang kata tak boleh tak boleh lah...ko nak kene ketuk ngan kayu mahal nih? Karang jadi beruk hanyir mahkamah kang!"- Si Hakim Tertinggi menempelak...

"WUuuuuu~~ sampai hati yang berhormat cakap macam tuh...takpelah..biar gue mengundur diri. dengan tukar clutch dulu ."-Kata aku dengan rendah hati

"Silakan. Pintu untuk keluar terkangkang luas! kalau nak guna pintu kecemasan amatlah digalakkan.."

Ketika aku hendak menuju ke pintu keluar, aku ditempelak oleh ahli-ahli mahkamah.

"Woi mangkuk..! Tak payahlah nak memiliki rumah sendiri..Guna yang free jer lah..Gaji dahlah tak seberapa"- kata Si Gojeng

"Jangan perabiskan wang negara...."- Si Rambut Landak mencelah. Sial ko.."bukan duit ko"-kata aku dalam hati

" Teeeettt...Try again next year lol..Muwahahaha"- Buncis menganjing. Aku pijak perut dia ni karang...

" Ko tengok atmosfera dengan Stratosfera jauh macam mana??? Baru ko taw langit tu tinggi ke rendah??"- Si Kekacang menambahkan lagi perencah hasutan.

Aku dimarahi oleh orang-orang macam tuh...Aiseyh..Lalu aku balik dengan perasaan hampa dan gundah-gulanaeee....

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Semua yang korang baca tu hanyalah metafora dengan hiperbola dan parabolanya sekali...

Hehe..Aku gurau jelah.. Mahkamah Agung yang aku sebut-sebutkan tu tadi adalah keluarga aku. Ya keluarga. Sebelum membuat apa-apa keputusan, hal mesti dibincangkan sesama ahli keluarga dulu..

Permohonan rumah baru  

Aku sebenarnya nak tukar platform dari blogspot ke wordpress berdomain dan hosting sendiri. So, aku cadangkanlah permintaan ni kat keluarga aku. Namun ditentang sekeras-kerasnya. Dengan sebulat suara, aku telah direject!....X(

Ahli-Ahli Mahkamah Agung

Si Hakim Tertinggi 

tu parent aku....

Hoh strict giler...

Si Rambut Landak

Mamat ni bukan adik-beradik aku. Cuma sedara aku yang menyibuk lepak datang rumah aku. Rambut baru lepas trim kat kedai..Kata beliau "Inilah trend"..

Tapi aku tengok macam setan rambut..Siap kaler-kaler lagi

Si Buncis

Mamat ni pulak adik kepada Si Rambut Landak. Kaki mengapi-apikan orang. Perut beliau buncit macam belon yang dipam. Baju yang dia pakai semua nampak perut...

Si Kekacang

Kalau datang rumah aku mesti bawak kacang hijau suruh mak aku masak bubur..Mak sendiri ada taknak suruh. Cilake betul..Merupakan adik kepada Si Rambut Landak dengan Si Buncis. Kaki Perencah ayat. Mulut memang macam sial sikit. Aku dengar berapi je..

Si Gojeng

Pak Sedara aku yang tinggi lampai dan tak kawin-kawin lagi. Mandi bunga la weyh... :)

Adik Beradik aku:

Silent Viewer...ZZZZZzzzZZzz....

Ades..Melepas lagi aku...Kena tunggu umur 20 tahun barulah dapat kowt...

[Lol] Today Warcraft DOTA Cheats! #1

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Mon, 17 May 2010 14:05:00 +0000

My Photoshop skill have develop 20% (lol)...Haha...This picture is only for jack-ass. If you got this dumb-dumb artwork, please link it back to me. Thank you.... :p

Warcraft3: Dota Cheat #1

Whoisyourdaddy

Give you Invulnerability and 1 shot kills. For noobie only..Muwahahaha...

A Junkie Blogspot Problem. Where Is uncle Google? Sucks!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Mon, 17 May 2010 09:55:00 +0000

Recently, my friend PM me in Yahoo Messenger about my problems. Yeah. It's a big problem. Google/Blogger should fix it. He, one of my followers, say that the google follower widget that I created was really shit useless. Yeah..Really useless. So, I decided to make myself as a follower of my blog and here is the problem.

"Aahhh...Now i understand how sucks blogspot platform are..."

It say-" You have followed this URL but we couldn't find a feed for it. Please Check the URL is correct.". The problem is, my URL are too damn right!

Some dumb question. " Who have same problem with me?"- Raise your keyboard..Ghahahaha... :)
Share your solution in Comment Platform please! I need your help...

[Gambar] David Beckham kantoi Skodeng!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sun, 16 May 2010 16:48:00 +0000

Hoh. Tabiat dan tebiat orang lelaki yang sukar untuk dibuang. Sindrom ni dah lama berjangkit kepada semua lelaki kat dalam dunia ni termasuk empunya belog nih...Yihaaa...Yang baik dijadikan iktibar dan yang buruk jadikan paper buruk, bungkus paper tu dengan sampah pastu buang kat recycle bin.Klik Empty! Puas!

Gambar kat bawah menunjukkan David Beckham pujaan korang kantoi dengan si Posh Spice Girl...Haha..Bungkuslah ko Becky..

Reason Why My Previous Templates Sucks!

noreply@blogger.com (MC) — Sun, 16 May 2010 15:32:00 +0000

I'm sorry for always changing templates recently. Yeah, changing templates make other people uncomfortable with you. But I must do it :)

This is my reason why I change my templates. My previous templates are pretty shit with XML feed validator. When I surf feedburner, my subscribers are zero-nero. What the heck? So, I've check the problem, and I found the jack-ass haha..

I try to reinstall my feed. Then, the pages redirect me to feedvalidator pages. She show the cursed problem.
The templates that I using are literally sucks with XML! Who created the theme? Hoh, what should I care. It's free and it's not a premium templates.

Last but not least, I've change my templates. However, this is only for a while. Hey, before change templates, make sure to check the XML ok!