tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15324759921835095972011-12-08T13:45:39.797+08:00Mga totoong walang kakwenta kwentang usapan ng kung sino-sino.Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.comBlogger463125RealLifeUsapanhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-61050283036684894732011-02-06T18:59:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:59:46.289+08:002011-02-06T18:59:46.289+08:00Habang nasa Aristocrat.<br /> <br /> Waiter: Drinks po?<br /> <br /> Marvin: Gulaman ako<br /> <br /> Camille : Ako rin<br /> <br /> Charmaine: Shake... Melon<br /> <br /> Waiter: Ah, meron po kaming shake<br /> <br /> Marvin: ummm.. melon shake daw kuya, hindi tinatanong kung merong shake<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-6105028303668489473?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com3http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/melon-shake.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-72298094118227984422011-02-06T18:57:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:57:25.395+08:002011-02-06T18:57:25.395+08:00Sa Divisoria may napakinggan akong may kausap sa cellphone.<br /> <br /> Babae: We are in the road.. outside in the mall<br /> <br /> Marvin: (sa labas sa loob ng mall?)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-7229809411822798442?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/saan-sa-mall.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-58359306472228984022011-02-06T18:54:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:54:15.984+08:002011-02-06T18:54:15.984+08:00Habang nasa Divisoria..<br /> <br /> Isang Lalake: Alam mo si Joanne (isang kasama niya), kamukha si..<br /> <br /> Marvin: (hmm sino kaya?)<br /> <br /> Isang Lalake: ..mona lisa<br /> <br /> Marvin: <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">O_O</span></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-5835930647222898402?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/may-kamukha-sa-divisoria.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-46396309092972122962011-02-06T18:51:00.002+08:002011-02-06T18:51:31.153+08:002011-02-06T18:51:31.153+08:00Christine: Ang taba taba ni kuya Jet.. parang dog.<br /> <br /> Marvin: Anooo?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-4639630909297212296?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/taba-taba.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-49769992871813272442011-02-06T18:50:00.002+08:002011-02-06T18:50:41.223+08:002011-02-06T18:50:41.223+08:00Christine: Yiihhhee... ang cute.. cute!<br /> <br /> Christine: ..ng leeg.<br /> <br /> Marvin: ha??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-4976999287181327244?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/cute-cute.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-91915130585844020162011-02-06T18:49:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:49:09.756+08:002011-02-06T18:49:09.756+08:00May pinagtatalunan..<br /> <br /> VJ: Ako di nga ko nagyoyosi e<br /> <br /> Jet: Yosi is very mababaw<br /> <br /> Marvin: WOW HA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-9191513058584402016?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/yosi-is.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-56208374651672642002011-02-06T18:47:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:47:32.767+08:002011-02-06T18:47:32.767+08:00Habang nag-kokomunyon.<br /> <br /> Pari: Body of Christ<br /> <br /> Marvin: Thank you<br /> <br /> Marvin: (whaat?? Bakit ko sinabi yun?)<b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">:|</span></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-5620837465167264200?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/02/body-of-christ.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-66818069299258134432011-01-22T02:50:00.002+08:002011-01-22T02:50:31.315+08:002011-01-22T02:50:31.315+08:00Camille: Si kuya daw naiyak na sa movie.<br /> <br /> Camille: Anong movie ka naiyak?<br /> <br /> Marvin: Tomb Raider<br /> <br /> Christine: Nakakaiyak ba yun?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-6681806929925813443?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/01/tomb-raider.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-24258419544817959702011-01-22T02:49:00.000+08:002011-01-22T02:49:04.877+08:002011-01-22T02:49:04.877+08:00Camille: Bakit puro luma?<br /> <br /> Tatay: E luma naman si lola ah?<br /> <br /> Camille: <b>O_O</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-2425841954481795970?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2011/01/luma.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-51963608284058792082010-12-26T00:54:00.002+08:002010-12-26T00:54:53.657+08:002010-12-26T00:54:53.657+08:00Pagkatapos ng movie.<br /> <br /> Christine: Sabi na nga ba pangit ending e<br /> <br /> Marvin: Sinabi mo?<br /> <br /> Christine: Hindi, hindi.. naisip ko.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-5196360828405879208?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/12/sabi-na-nga-ba.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-56978793572876041672010-12-15T01:15:00.000+08:002010-12-15T01:15:11.031+08:002010-12-15T01:15:11.031+08:00Tatay: (Nakatingin sa sapatos sa tindahan) Ang ganda o<br /> <br /> Nanay: HAAY! Mamaya na, kakain muna si Tintin<br /> <br /> Marvin: Mainit ulo?<br /> <br /> Tatay: Basta shopping wag niyo bibiglain nanay niyo<br /> <br /> Nanay: Kinakabahan ako e<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-5697879357287604167?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/12/shopping.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-37682019328365937642010-12-15T01:13:00.000+08:002010-12-15T01:13:12.624+08:002010-12-15T01:13:12.624+08:00Marvin: May motor pa ha<br /> <br /> Camille: Wala nga kong maamoy e<br /> <br /> Marvin: ha?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-3768201932836593764?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/12/maamoy.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-37586974124909763112010-09-10T20:15:00.000+08:002010-09-10T20:15:25.171+08:002010-09-10T20:15:25.171+08:00Christine: Parehas silang chinese, nakakatawa. haha!<br /> <br /> Marvin: Anong nakakatawa dun? Racist!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-3758697412490976311?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/09/dalawang-chinese.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-4803808029319422592010-09-10T12:05:00.000+08:002010-09-10T12:05:19.776+08:002010-09-10T12:05:19.776+08:00<b>Marvin: Plano ko dati magtrabaho sa Boracay pagkatapos grumaduate e</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Melvin: Saan dun?</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Nikki: Mag-valet ka! Malaki daw mga tip sakanila</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Saan dun? Valet ng bangka?</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-480380802931942259?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/09/valet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-60996761946535011262010-09-10T12:03:00.000+08:002010-09-10T12:03:01.692+08:002010-09-10T12:03:01.692+08:00Habang bumibili ng fishball<br /> <br /> <b>Katabing bumibili: Isang quails egg ate</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: (Quails egg? Diba quail egg?)</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Katabing bumibili: Ate.. quails egg</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: (Ayun inulit, isang itlog maraming quail.)</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-6099676194653501126?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/09/quail-egg.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-70310338916309125252010-08-26T22:51:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:51:27.795+08:002010-08-26T22:51:27.795+08:00Nagbrownout<br /> <br /> <b>Nanay: Badtrip</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Ano?!? Nagbabadtrip ka na ngayon?&nbsp;</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-7031033891630912525?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/badtrip.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-22596716399708022202010-08-26T22:31:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:31:56.023+08:002010-08-26T22:31:56.023+08:00Christine: Ahhh... ahhh<br /> <br /> Marvin: Ano ba!?! Hinihingahan mo mukha ko.. nahihirapan ako.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-2259671639970802220?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/bad-breath.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-7052976516559476802010-08-26T22:20:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:20:20.062+08:002010-08-26T22:20:20.062+08:00Habang nasa kotse at nasa ibang lugar<br /> <br /> <b>Christine: Ang dumi ng dagat nila!</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: (tingin sa labas) Ilog lang kasi yan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">:|</span></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-705297651655947680?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/dagat.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-51028333612466881742010-08-26T22:16:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:16:41.331+08:002010-08-26T22:16:41.331+08:00<b>Marvin: Chinese yata mga kalaban niya e</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Camille: Oo nga, shades palang e.</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Shades palang intsik na?</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: RACIST!</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-5102833361246688174?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/shades.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-58098887917070103802010-08-26T22:15:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:15:16.376+08:002010-08-26T22:15:16.376+08:00<b>Camille: I love this smell</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Camille: mmmm..</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: (inamoy) ang baho kaya <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">:|</span></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-5809888791707010380?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/smell.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-16041954812186682812010-08-26T22:10:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:10:55.547+08:002010-08-26T22:10:55.547+08:00<b>Christine: ang init, di na kailangan ng unan</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Ha?!?</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-1604195481218668281?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/unan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-3356114079506188282010-08-26T22:07:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:07:38.727+08:002010-08-26T22:07:38.727+08:00<b>Marvin: Ang lakas talaga uminom ni ryza no? Anim na bote magisa lang?</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Kat: Ako di ko kaya uminom magisa</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Oo nga, ako rin</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Micah: Ako sa jeep</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-335611407950618828?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/magisa-uminom.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-41818185207911550222010-08-26T22:05:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:05:29.565+08:002010-08-26T22:05:29.565+08:00Habang nagiinuman biglang hirit ng..<br /> <br /> <b>Vj: Suggestment lang ha</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Ayun.. lasing.</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-4181818520791155022?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/suggestion-lang-naman.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-86679795160392971182010-08-26T22:02:00.001+08:002010-08-26T22:02:43.058+08:002010-08-26T22:02:43.058+08:00<b>Ryza: Pagnababasketball ako maikli shorts ko e</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: Bakit?</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Ryza: Pag mahaba kasi nakikiliti ako e</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-8667979516039297118?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/maikling-basketball-shorts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-36185713880909202382010-08-26T22:00:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:11:22.538+08:002010-08-26T22:11:22.538+08:00Habang nasa escalator pababa ng Glorietta 4.<br /> <br /> <b>Tao sa gilid: expandables...</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: (tingin sa tinitingnan niyang poster) THE EXPENDABLES.</b><br /> <b><br /> </b><br /> <b>Marvin: (humahaba?)</b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532475992183509597-3618571388090920238?l=reallifeusapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0http://reallifeusapan.blogspot.com/2010/08/humahaba.html