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My friend keeps reminding me my dog is gonna die in 4 years

2026-06-27T21:04:33+00:00

Look at this beautiful boy. He's a mix of many different breeds but since the average dog lifespan is around 10 and Kona is 6, my friend thinks it's been funny to tell me how he's gonna die in 4 years. I've told her to stop and now she's sending me fake funeral invites. Maybe it's her way of coping cause her dog died a week ago but it's still messed up.

Edit: i just blocked this ho, i already got a text from a mutual friend saying me blocking her was extreme but idfc dont talk about my dog like that

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What outdated slang word or phrase you’ll never stop saying?

2026-06-28T00:27:30+00:00

submitted by /u/cutdbs to r/AskReddit
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This shit is much funnier than it should be

2026-06-27T19:20:07+00:00

submitted by /u/IsJesusAgain to r/SipsTea
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Centrist Democrats Rebuke Party’s Left Wing: ‘We Are Capitalist, Not Socialist’

2026-06-27T13:06:18+00:00

submitted by /u/SnoozeDoggyDog to r/politics
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A Difficult Decision for some Reason

2026-06-28T00:33:12+00:00

submitted by /u/Snazzy21 to r/memes
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"They've done everything possible to eliminate us" — Iran captain Mehdi Taremi unleashes on FIFA and U.S. organizers

2026-06-27T14:50:21+00:00

The captain of the Iran National Team, Mehdi Taremi, lashed out against FIFA and the United States organization. “This is a disastrous World Cup. As professional players, we cannot play a competition under these conditions; it’s neither right nor fair. If FIFA thinks this is fair, that’s on them, but it isn’t. Who should solve this problem for us? FIFA? The U.S.? I don’t know! Tell me a name. The FIFA president, Gianni Infantino, came to our locker room after the first match against New Zealand and said he was going to resolve all the issues, but in reality, FIFA did nothing. In response to the question: ‘Do you feel that the World Cup organizers, including FIFA and U.S. officials, prefer for Iran to be eliminated from the competition?’, I say: We have to fight against absolutely everything. We can’t stay in the country, we travel and undergo immigration checks every time we want to play, now we can’t stay in Seattle and have to return to Tijuana. They’ve done everything possible to eliminate us, so from our perspective, yes, I think that’s what they want, they want us out.”

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Dan Patrick: "Separation of Church and state is not in the Constitution"

2026-06-28T02:19:31+00:00

submitted by /u/omgfakeusername to r/law
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The one planet that hit all the right spots

2026-06-28T00:58:25+00:00

submitted by /u/sonal1988 to r/technicallythetruth
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Lionel Messi scores a goal on the free kick, scoring a goal in 7 straight World Cup matches

2026-06-28T03:45:40+00:00

submitted by /u/suzukigun4life to r/sports
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[Sad Trope] The most innocent (or less evil) character of the cast gets the most horrific death.

2026-06-27T13:55:35+00:00

- Eddie Carr (The Lost World: JP) - Tried to save his friends from the cliff until Buck and Doe (T. rex parents) destroy his vehicle and gets ripped apart.
- Zara Young (Jurassic World) - Gets lifted by a Pteranodon, gets pecked by the pterosaur, and both she and animal get devoured by the Mosasaurus.
- LeClerc (JW: Rebirth) - Tossed a hammer to the ~~Hatzegopteryz~~ Quetzalcoatlus to save Loomis and Zora, but ends up being swallowed alive.

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of an arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers.

2026-06-27T20:43:07+00:00

submitted by /u/NYstate to r/AbsoluteUnits
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Jeff Bezos' ex-wife MacKenzie Scott has given over $26,300,000,000 to charity, making her one of the biggest individual donors in history. She wants to spend the majority of her Bezos fortune on helping others and making the world a better place.

2026-06-27T16:31:58+00:00

submitted by /u/eternviking to r/whoathatsinteresting
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Scientists found a cannabis compound that relieves pain without the high

2026-06-27T12:38:16+00:00

submitted by /u/_Dark_Wing to r/technology
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Board of Peace plans to grant itself sweeping immunity, documents show

2026-06-27T12:17:53+00:00

submitted by /u/jackytheblade to r/worldnews
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Void went to the vet, left his trousers behind.

2026-06-27T23:04:37+00:00

Think he looks pretty stylish and his medication patch is like a badge on his jacket. He’s recovering beautifully from surgery on both legs.

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I tell my students their assignment submission won't open when it actually will.

2026-06-28T01:43:57+00:00

Wife talked me into using reddit for something other than cleaning and gaming tips. Hope people find this entertaining, or even take it as a bit of advice for their own students.

I’m a professor at a university and have been for many, many years. Over that time, I have had a lot of students accidentally submit the wrong document for an assignment. Usually it’s an assignment for a different class or just some completely innocuous random file, but several times I’ve opened a submission expecting a lab report and been faced with something that was definitely not meant for my eyes.

I get it. I was once a sleep-deprived, chronically-stoned college student submitting my papers at the last possible second (although I was doing in person instead of online, which is arguably worse). I once managed to swap papers meant for different classes, and spent a day panicking about it before managing to contact my professors, who informed me they were married, lived in the same house, and had just swapped my papers back. Then they both laughed at me, which I admit I deserved.

I try to give my students a lot of grace and not forget what it was like in their shoes. So, when I think that they would be absolutely mortified to realize what they accidentally submitted, I send out a quick email asking them to resubmit their assignment because it “won’t open on my end”. I’m even careful to do this once in a while to a correct assignment to prevent them from potentially talking to each other and catching on to my scheme. They think I’m just a dumb old fart with a shitty computer. I'm happy to keep it that way.

Edit: People are telling me this is a tactic students use to get extra time. I'm well aware of that. Maybe I'm just an old hippie, but I'd rather be too generous with a student who's being lazy than fail one who's trying their best and is probably stress crying over accidentally turning in their anime fanfiction. I wasn't exactly a perfect student either, so who am I to judge?

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"Gain" by Lunarbaboon

2026-06-27T22:57:32+00:00

Get more at tinyview.com/lunarbaboon

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What was your genuine first reaction to this?

2026-06-27T21:31:36+00:00

I personally thought that Jax had somehow freed the abstracted and let them roam, which made more sense to me than him abstracting, especially with Zooble's line "Of course he'd wait until there's nothing we could do about it."

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In 1955, Iranian doctors documented the days of a villager who developed rabies after a rabid wolf attack. The resulting film remains one of the few historical recordings of rabies progressing in a human patient.

2026-06-27T12:37:14+00:00

submitted by /u/PhantomChasers to r/HolyShitHistory
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Broaching a piece of metal

2026-06-27T23:56:35+00:00

submitted by /u/bigbusta to r/oddlysatisfying
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Zohran Mamdani jumped into NYC’s public pool on the opening day- a tradition which was skipped by the previous two mayors

2026-06-27T17:25:53+00:00

Edit-Jumps in NYC public pool on the opening day-a mayoral tradition which the previous two mayors skipped. (Hope I got that right this time)

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[Roommates Show] Josh Hart on Analytics: “I just always thought analytics is for like geeky, unathletic white guys that wanted to be a part of the league, but just couldn't make it playing Basketball. So they decided to put math into the equation. That's always how I felt analytics.”

2026-06-27T20:10:07+00:00

submitted by /u/shreeharis to r/nba
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No further investigation for Russel under Yellow flag

2026-06-27T15:08:44+00:00

submitted by /u/Tuddy18 to r/formula1
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This is what he meant by living rent free in a suite.

2026-06-27T23:46:46+00:00

submitted by /u/Minute-Intern-682 to r/BlackPeopleTwitter
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Ts so funny 😭

2026-06-27T21:40:15+00:00

submitted by /u/Spiritual_Skin244 to r/teenagers
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