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	<title>Regretful Morning» Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
	
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		<title>Breathalyzer Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DeathWish808</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What would be an embarrassing moment for some people is the epitome of disappointment for this guy.

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		<title>Watch out for those chains!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These Darwin candidates thought it would be a good idea to hurdle a chain fence in order to jump into a lake.  Lucky for us, one of them had a camera.


Running Diver Hits Chains &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos
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		<title>Puking nephews, upset aunts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: Andrew Mattson
Age (at the time): 16

It was St patties day in a one red light town. I asked my aunt if i could throw a party at her house  she agreed and we started calling people and accruing beer. It ended up turning into a big party by word of mouth and after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/tony-romo-dumps-jessica-simpson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Regretful's Blog]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=7772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson a night before her birthday party.  This is awesome for the following reasons.

Tony Romo will stop playing like shit
Jessica Simpson will slim down again
Jessica Simpson will have a low self esteem for awhile
The chances of you putting your penis into Jessica Simpson have just quadrupled

The best part?  He went out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How moods trigger the panties your GF wears</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/how-moods-trigger-the-panties-your-gf-wears/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mmm panties.  Not the best thing on earth, but definitely next to the best thing on earth.  Today we&#8217;re going to teach you kids how to read moods based solely upon the panties your girlfriend is wearing.
Granny Panties &#8211; &#8220;I look like shit because I&#8217;m on my period, don&#8217;t touch me.  Also you won&#8217;t get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Play Off Police Brutality, Keyboard Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=7757</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A kick to the head and neck region isn&#8217;t usually very funny.  Thankfully Keyboard Cat was there to turn his frown upside down.

[See post to watch Flash video]
]]></description>
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		<title>Jasmin Ouschan is hot</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/jasmin-ouschan-is-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never been one to follow competitive pool, but I may have found a reason.  Also she&#8217;s only like 22 and can compete with the guys.  Seriously, Playboy get on this shit now.
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		<title>Wishful thinking road sign</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/wishful-thinking-road-sign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=7732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
I was browsing through some caution signs earlier when I came across this one.  I realize this photoshop makes me look 12 years old, but be honest, you were thinking the same thing.
Weekend Links:
Play Fight Turns Into Real Fight &#8211; College Humor
Golf ball nails bystander &#8211; Totally Crap
Kermit gets an HJ wtf? (gif) &#8211; Afro [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir rematch</title>
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		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/brock-lesnar-vs-frank-mir-rematch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=7716</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir at UFC 100 in Las Vegas, NV.  This is the full fight video.

[See post to watch Flash video]
[See post to watch Flash video]
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		<title>Georges St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/regretfulmorning/vNDk/~3/QicCSqDuQ5k/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/07/georges-st-pierre-vs-thiago-alves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Georges St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves at UFC 100 in Las Vegas, NV.  This is the full fight video.

[See post to watch Flash video]
[See post to watch Flash video]
[See post to watch Flash video]
[See post to watch Flash video]
[See post to watch Flash video]
[See post to watch Flash video]
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