Regret Last Night

I drove for the first time ever but I was really drunk.

Anonymous — Thu, 02 May 2013 21:16:56 +0000

I drove for the first time ever but I was really drunk.

My boyfriend asked me to queef for him but when I tried I let out a huge fart.

Anonymous — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:22:22 +0000

My boyfriend asked me to queef for him but when I tried I let out a huge fart.

MY HUSBAN KILLED ME.

Anonymous — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:20:49 +0000

MY HUSBAN KILLED ME.

All four condoms broke

Anonymous — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 00:41:43 +0000

All four condoms broke

GF broke up with me to get back with her ex. I’m living back with my mom at 28.

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 16:28:29 +0000

GF broke up with me to get back with her ex. I’m living back with my mom at 28.

Got my GF a sexy time toy the other day. She said she already had it from when her ex gave it to he

Anonymous — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:42:26 +0000

Got my GF a sexy time toy the other day. She said she already had it from when her ex gave it to her.

This is very detailed because its a long and labored story, and would be incomplete without all the

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:07:38 +0000

This is very detailed because its a long and labored story, and would be incomplete without all the little details. I demand a lot of attention. from women. monogamy was never my strong suit. I am 29 years old, brown hair in a fauxhawk all the time and a gym rat. Yeah I know… douchebag. All through my teens and party filled 20′s I never pulled a threesome. A female coworker of mine had been hot for my nuts for a few months. I decided to oblige her and bury my root up in her that evening. I agreed to come to her home for vodka and cranberry drinks that evening. This cougar couldnt handle a lot. She had a smokin body for a 44 year old woman. C-cups and blonde hair, a streamlined athletic body from lots of treadmill work. I took her for a good 45 minutes before the overpowering snores took hold. I finished in her warm mouth.. I got up and dressed, then made my way back to the kitchen where I could hear the incessant laughter of young females. I stepped into the kitchen and here they were. I knew straight away who the short blonde with the massive breasts and fat ass was. This was my co-workers daughter . I smiled and said hello, she was all made up in a short black skirt and heels. She was sipping at the other half of the smirnoff bottle as I explained my presence in the home. I was almost immediately. interrupted by a mousy voiced, tall, thin, freckled redhead. She was sexy and made up as well with a beautiful smile. A conversation ensued and I agreed to go clubbin with them both. I drove these two sexy 22 year olds all over town bar-hopping. Dancing, drinking, and a little pot led us to the ride back to my coworkers home. Her daughter was in the passenger seat. Redhead was in the backseat. My coworkers daughter started massaging my cock through my pants. I didnt hesitate… my zipper was down and I was holding the back of her head as she sucked so skillfully on my manhood. The redhead reached in from the backseat and was prying at my neck and face. we started making out as the both of them were talking. about fucking mme. I was so excited that driving had become difficult. I yanked the car into a gomart parking lot just as red and blue lights filled my car. Everything happened so fast from the moment i was pulled from the car with my hard cock exposed in all its glory. I was referred. to as jersey shore by the officers. cuffed, stuffed, car was impounded. they gave the girls a ride home. I got an aggravated d.u.i. and indecent exposure charge. I am still fighting my way through it and have spent upwards of 7 grand so far.

Picked up my GF after basketball practice and while driving home I had to fart. So I rolled down th

Anonymous — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 01:01:20 +0000

Picked up my GF after basketball practice and while driving home I had to fart. So I rolled down the window, only to realize that I did more than fart. She wasn’t happy

Told my sister’s boyfriend that I loved him. He called me a good friend.

Anonymous — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 00:50:27 +0000

Told my sister’s boyfriend that I loved him. He called me a good friend.

ex GF butt dialed me when she was talking to her new boyfriend about how much bigger he is then me :

Anonymous — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:37:29 +0000

ex GF butt dialed me when she was talking to her new boyfriend about how much bigger he is then me :/

I went out by myself and got hammered. I met up with the girl I’ve been hanging out with (as planne

Anonymous — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:45:29 +0000

I went out by myself and got hammered. I met up with the girl I’ve been hanging out with (as planned) but she was with her friend who hates me and they were both acting pretty crappy towards me. We seperated for a while and I ended up running into her at the other bar I went to where things went downhill QUICKLY. She saw me dancing with a “bigger” girl (which was really just innocent fun) and proceeded to become PISSED. She started dancing with some guy. A few minutes later she and her friend confronted me and accused me of screwing one of her other friends. I tried to talk them down but they were relentless and after a while I got pissed, yelled, and stormed out of the bar. I got my sister to give me a ride home. I then trashed my apartment and cut the heel of my foot on something.

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Anonymous — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 21:17:25 +0000

I regret last night because, I drank about 3 liters of beer, drove drunk (Didn’t get pulled over) when i get home, i went up the stairs to the attic, went and got my old gameboy, then smashed it. Before i went to bed, i fell down the stairs and then took my clothes off, going to bed, making my girlfriend like “What the F***”?

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Anonymous — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 21:17:03 +0000

I regret going to golden corral last night D: I feel so… FAT…

took-the-girl-of-my-dreams-to-dinner-on-a-boat-300-later-she-said-she-was-still-with-her-ex-boyfrien

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:30:25 +0000

Took the girl of my dreams to dinner on a boat. $300 later she said she was still with her ex boyfriend.

tim-why-you-tell-lies-on-internet-about-me-i-leave-you-for-my-house-brother-because-you-have-smaller

Anonymous — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:09:24 +0000

Tim why you tell lies on internet about me? I leave you for my house brother because you have smaller penis than him nothing more.

i-am-living-in-a-foreign-country-teaching-english-for-the-first-few-months-it-sucked-i-was-lonely-th

Anonymous — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:39:46 +0000

I am living in a foreign country, teaching English. For the first few months it sucked. I was lonely. Then I met a girl who was here on vacation. She was here for a few weeks. From the first day we met we hit it off quite nicely. We seemed to thoroughly enjoy each other’s company, and our conversation went on for hours. I asked her if she wanted to hang out, and that hang out ended up lasting all day and into the night. We went up on my roof and shared a first kiss. It was a nice evening. The next day we hung out and walked around holding hands, sharing kisses, etc. It started to feel a bit like a relationship, even though I think we both figured it couldn’t go past the few weeks we were going to spend together.
Here’s the shit part. When we first met I was still involved in a long distance relationship. I knew when I met her that I was probably going to have to decide whether or not I wanted to remain in that long distance relationship, or pursue something with her, even though it would likely not last beyond her vacation. After our first date I knew that even though this was most likely not going to be permanent, I wanted to be free to explore it, and I also knew that if I was developing feelings for someone, even if only temporary, my GF back home deserved to know. I broke things off with my GF and pursued things with the girl I met. Yes, I felt bad, but something about this girl just felt right, and I felt I owed it to myself to explore the feelings, since I had come this far (to another country) on the urge to explore.
However, thanks to the information-age, the girl, while scoping my FB account, found my ex, and saw pictures, etc. and confronted me about it. She asked if I had a girlfriend. (I should say that I did tell her I was “seeing someone” before I left, but, as she says, “I downplayed it.”) I told her I did, but that I broke it off when I realized I had feelings for her. Okay. A bit shit, but we talked it out and went on with enjoying our time together.
A few nights later (and I should stress that we were really hitting it off very nicely) we fooled around. At this point we discussed the possibility of staying in touch and maybe even trying to make something work together in the future. We decided that we would just enjoy what time we had left, and not overthink the situation. If things were meant to be, we would try to work it out later.
So, the day came for her to leave. I met her at the airport to see her off, we kissed goodbye, and we both were to go on with our lives. But while she was still in the air we both realized that we were already missing each other very much.
Once she was back home, she wrote me immediately. We exchanged a few emails, began skyping, and eventually we decided that we had shared something pretty special. She told me she loved me and wanted to work on finding a way to be together. I said the same. It was frightening, but it seemed right. Then, as life tends to do at the most inopportune times, the bomb was dropped.
She told me there was something she needed to tell me. That’s always good to hear, especially when it’s accompanied by the fidgeting hands and panic breathing. She said I deserved to “know something” before I made this kind of commitment. I could tell this was not going to be fun to hear. “Tell me,” I said. After a few more minutes of fidgeting and trying to work up her courage she laid it on me.
“I slept with…”
She had been staying with a host family, and it turned out the night after she was with me, she slept with her host brother. She told me she didn’t really want to, she was drunk, he just wouldn’t leave her alone, etc. All the classic shit you’d expect to hear from someone who has to admit a sexual mistake.
Well, that put a bit of a damper on the plans, let me tell you. It really sucks because I did think she could be the one for a minute, but even if it was just going to be a wonderful memory of a summer romance abroad, now that memory had been irrevocably tarnished. Bummer.
Her defenses were: We were not committed, she didn’t expect to ever see me again, we hadn’t yet decided to pursue an actual relationship.
Now she wants me to think about it, and has let me know that she would very much like to pursue a relationship with me, promises to be faithful, says she’s “not like that.” Honestly, it has affected how I see her, and I do feel a bit betrayed. It may be true that we might have never seen each other again beyond our summer romance, but even still, I guess I thought it was at least special enough to warrant not boning another guy.
So, any advice? Should I give this a chance, or cut my losses and bounce?

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Anonymous — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:36:52 +0000

i was pissed drunk and i got kicked out and then somehow landed in a stripclub blew all my money … landed in a bar met few ppl smoked up ….. got kicked out again …. called the suicide hotline ….. puked …… then took a cab home and smoked up again …..

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Anonymous — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:36:27 +0000

i had megan fox with me on my bed but still i chose to sleep with panchamuthu :p

its-6pm-and-im-drinking-jager-i-dont-have-any-regrets-yet-i-will-soon-though

Anonymous — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:36:07 +0000

It’s 6pm and I’m drinking Jager. I don’t have any regrets yet, I will soon though.

i-wore-womans-clothes

Anonymous — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 15:22:39 +0000

I wore womans clothes