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Strike update -- some movement??

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:30:00 +0000

The Director's Guild of America (DGA) has reached a tentative agreement with the producers' Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) that includes, among other things, money for Internet content, a sore point with the Writer's Guild.
More significant -- the AMPTP's announcement included this:

Today, we invite the Writers Guild of America to engage with us in a series of informal discussions similar to the productive process that led us to a deal with the DGA to determine whether there is a reasonable basis for returning to formal bargaining. We look forward to these discussions, and to the day when our entire industry gets back to work.

It could be. Let's hope.

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Colbert takes his place in the Smithsonian -- between the bathrooms

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:24:00 +0000

The word is "Smile."
Maybe those guys at the Smithsonian Institute have a sense of humor after all.
They've made a portrait of Stephen Colbert part of their immortal collection. Temporarily. Or so they say.
It now hangs on the wall of the venerable institution, reports the New York Daily News. In between the bathrooms.
Really.
And that's today's Word.

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Colbert vs. Stewart -- who's surviving the strike?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:01:00 +0000

We've had a week's worth of new shows without the show's usual writers. The move by Jon Stewart to rename his program "A Daily Show" instead of "The Daily Show" was a great gesture and a novel way to salute the striking writers. Whether it was satirical or not we'll leave up to you. But Stewart's show has settled in and is moving along rather well. The new material has been relatively consistent - and funny.
On the other side, "The Colbert Report" is struggling. Host Stephen Colbert has been using more of the facial expressions than usual and filling a lot of time with such weak stunts as imitating Ellen DeGeneres' dancing in the audience (which he acknowledged was a good time stretcher) and lots of interviews. He clearly misses the writers. Has the emperor lost his clothes?

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In first new show, "The Daily Show" confronts strike

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:37:00 +0000

"The Daily Show" returned Monday with its first new show of the year in the wake of the ongoing Writer's Guild strike. And while "The Colbert Report kept to mostly light-hearted references, Jon Stewart discussed the strike at length with a professor who specialized in labor relations. The discussion clearly revealed that Stewart, while making some jokes about the situation, supports the writers. He discussed the writer's strategy of making side agreements, the latest being with United Artists and how this could affect the situation.
But like with "The Colbert Report, it's one down and many more shows to go in this ongoing dispute.

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Colbert returns with a vengeance

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:04:00 +0000

"The Colbert Report" returned last night. And Stephen Colbert managed to do a decent show in spite of the writer's strike with some crafty moves.
His show opening introduction included all the usual words but stopped short to point up the missing writer's contributions.
The audience helped him, too, with an incredibly long ovation that he let continue and eventually stopped by personally going out into the audience and hugging people and telling them to sit down.
He commented on the writer's strike with a brilliant segment about how he hated unions, which led into "The Word." But there was no "Word" because the writers didn't write it. It was a commentary in his own subtle way that yes, he did need them.
One thing Stephen Colbert fans can apparently look forward to is more interviews. He interviewed authors Andrew Sullivan and Richard Freeman.
Sullivan talked about his recent magazine article on the Barack Obama candidacy. Freeman, who crossed a picket line to be on the show, talked about why unions are more viable. Colbert ended the interview by asking him if he was a member of a union. Freeman said he wasn't. End of discussion.
Colbert closed the show by telling the writers, "I'll see you in my dreams."
Maybe he's dreaming he doesn't need them. Stephen Colbert got through the first night.
But there could be many more tough nights to come.

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The joke's on Leno, Kimmel and O'Brien

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:17:00 +0000

(Note: We're reprinting this blog post from one of our other blogs, "A Capitol Idea Or Two," because of "The Colbert Report" returning from hibernation due to the writer's strike. The comments apply to that show as well.)

The late-night talk shows, sent into forced hibernation by the writer's strike, came back on the air again last night. Some of it worked. Some of it looked ugly.
The best of the bunch was David Letterman, whose Worldwide Pants outfit made a separate agreement with the writers to go back to work. “You’re watching the only show on the air that has jokes written by union writers,” Letterman told his audience. “I hear you at home thinking to yourself, ‘This crap is written?”
Letterman used the strike in his top 10 list -- "Demands of the Striking Writers."

10. “Complimentary tote bag with next insulting contract offer” — Tim Carvell, from “The Daily Show.”
9. “No rollbacks in health benefits, so I can treat the hypothermia I caught on the picket lines” — Laura Krafft, from “The Colbert Report.”
8. “Full salary and benefits for my imaginary writing partner, Lester” — Melissa Salmons, writer for daytime TV.
7. “Members of the AMPTP must explain what the hell AMPTP stands for” — Warren Leight, writer for “Law & Order: Criminal Intent.”
6. “No disciplinary action taken against any writer caught having inappropriate relationship with a copier” — Jay Katsir, from “The Colbert Report.”
5. “I’d like a date with a woman” — Steve Bodow, from “The Daily Show.”
4. “Hazard pay for breaking up fights on ‘The View”’ — from writer and director Nora Ephron.
3. “I’m no accountant, but instead of us getting 4 cents for a $20 DVD, how about we get $20 for a 4-cent DVD?” — Gina Johnfrido of “Law & Order.”
2. “I don’t have a joke. I just want to remind everyone that we’re on strike, so none of us are responsible for this lame list” — Chris Albers from Conan O’Brien’s “Late Night.”
1. “Producers must immediately remove their heads from their -----” — author Alan Zwiebel.

Hillary Clinton even added to the levity on Letterman in a taped introduction. “Dave has been off the air for eight long weeks because of the writers strike,” she said. “Tonight, he’s back. Oh, well, all good things come to an end.”
Craig Ferguson, whose "Late Late Show" is also a part of the Worldwide Pants agreement, added this self-deprecating jibe: “I just want to send a message to the D-list celebrities of Hollywood. You’re still welcome here.”
On some of the other shows, things were embarrassing or downright ugly. Conan O’Brien, who, like Letterman grew a beard during his offtime, displayed Christmas cards, danced on his table and tried to fill time by seeing how long he could spin his wedding ring on his desk. Jay Leno delivered a monologue in apparent defiance of the writers guild, which intends to discuss the situation with Leno. Jimmy Kimmel was more defiant -- he criticized the strike. “I don’t want to depart too much from the party line, but I think it’s ridiculous. Jay Leno, he paid his staff while they were out. Conan did the same thing. I don’t know. I just think at a certain point you back off a little bit.”
Actually, Jimmy, you don't. You keep up the pressure. Kimmel's statement last night was a shift from a statement in a press release issued in December announcing his show would be back on the air. "Though it makes me sick to do so without my writers, there are more than a hundred people whose financial well-being depends on our show. It is time to go back to work. I support my colleagues and friends in the WGA completely and hope this ends both fairly and soon," the statement said.
Jay Leno even got presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, who has sought union support in his presidential campaign, to cross a picket line to be on his show. Of course, Huckabee, like any good politician, denied he had done so, but a sign outside the "Tonight Show" taping calling Huckabee a scab told the real story. The Writer's Guild blog, United Hollywood, addressed this.

"My understanding is that there was a special arrangement made for the late-night shows, and the writers have made this agreement to let the late night shows to come back on, so I don't anticipate that it's crossing a picket line," said Huckabee.

"I support the writers, by the way. Unequivocally, absolutely. They're dead right on this one. And they ought to get royalties off the residuals and the long-term contracts. I don't think anybody supports the producers on this one. Maybe the producers support the producers, but I think everybody in the business and even the general public supports the writers."

However, when the reporters told Huckabee he was incorrect and the WGA had only made a separate deal with David Letterman's company - and not the Tonight Show - Huckabee pled ignorance: "But my understanding is there's a sort of dispensation given to the late-night shows, is that right?"

Uh...no.

And when the reporters tried yet again to tell Huckabee he was flat out wrong? His response: "Hmmm. Oh."

So he knew. And not just from the reporters. UH.com has confirmed that members of Huckabee's staff were in contact with Guild officials while Huckabee was on the NBC lot - but before the Tonight Show taping started. To again explain the situation and clear up any "confusion" Huckabee had. To make it crystal clear that he was indeed crossing a picket line. Period.

But to no avail.

Apparently "unequivocally" and "absolutely" don't mean what they used to. Or perhaps "this show has an agreement, this show doesn't" is really, really, really confusing. Unlike less complicated issues such as foreign policy and the economy.

The Guild also issued a statement about Huckabee's appearance.

"The Writers Guild is disappointed that Mike Huckabee crossed the WGA picket line today at NBC. We welcome the statements of support he has made for striking writers, but we ask him to respect our picket lines in the future and urge the media conglomerates to return to the bargaining table to make a fair deal that will put writers and the entertainment industry back to work."

Funny thing is that both Leno and O'Brien expressed support of the writers, even though they're back on the air without them.
Here's what Conan O'Brien told viewers about the strike in his monologue.

"Let's talk for a minute about the situation we find ourselves in. As you know, 2 months ago the Writers Guild of America went out on strike and we took our show "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" off the air in support of the writers. This has been a tough time not only for our show, but for a lot of people in the entertainment industry. Good people right now are out of work. And possibly worse, with all the late night shows off the air, Americans have been forced to read books and occasionally even speak to one another, which has been horrifying.

We're back now but sadly, we do not have our writers with us. I want to make this clear, I support their cause – these are very talented, very creative people who work extremely hard and I believe what they're asking for is fair. My biggest wish is that they get a great deal very quickly and get back here because we desperately need them on the show. Think about it: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, The Masturbating Bear, The Walker Texas Ranger Lever – it's all writing. Well, not the Masturbating Bear. That's just instinct. Which brings us to the big $64,000 question of the evening: What do we do now?

And Leno. “The writers are correct, by the way. I’m a writer ... I’m on the side of the writers,” Leno said.
We hope the writers turn the pressure up on Leno, O'Brien and Kimmel. It should be painfully obvious that their shows are shells without the creative talent of the striking writers.
Otherwise we'll be reduced to jokes like this: What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard. It's good for a hot dog.

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What would Stephen do?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:52:00 +0000

As we head into the end of 2007 and the beginning of 2008, we should be asking ourselves a vital question.
What would Stephen Colbert do?
What would he do about global warming? (We may never found out thanks to those wimps in South Carolina who wouldn't put him on the ballot.)
What would he do about the major issues?
What would he do about minor issues?
What would
Stephen Colbert do? (add echo effect here)
Some people will say, look in his book.
But it's been so long since we've heard his words in first run. We need to know!
What would Stephen Colbert do?
(OK, we admit. We're killing time on a Sunday night. But it's a good question.)

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Colbert to return Jan. 7

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:03:00 +0000

The Comedy Channel announced Thursday that Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart will both be returning to the air Jan. 7 whether the writer's strike is settled or not, reported the Associated Press. Already, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Kimmel have all said that they will resume programming Jan. 2 with or without their writers.
The AP story quotes Colbert and Stewart from a joint statement: ""We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence."
Though we want the show to come back, we're disappointed they're doing it without the writers. The writers are asking for something they have the right to get -- the residuals from internet and DVD use of their material.
So, if you support the strike as we do, go Strike Swag, a website set up to sell t-shirts and other things in support of the writers.
And let's get them back on the air where they belong.

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Colbert chosen AP Celebrity of the Year

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:58:00 +0000

Stephen Colbert topped J.K. Rowling, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus ("Hannah Montana"), Kanye West and Kenny Chesney, among others, in being voted Associated Press Celebrity of the Year, it was announced today.
The story says Colbert had the biggest impact on pop culture in 2007. Doesn't that say it all?
The fact is that Colbert took the "fake news" idiom well beyond what his friend, Jon Stewart, had done with "The Daily Show," Colbert's launching pad for "The Colbert Repor(t)".
Even now, with a Writer's Guild strike in full bloom, we still can't stop talking about him.

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Finally, something slows Colbert down

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:01:00 +0000

With the white hot pace Stephen Colbert was moving at a few weeks ago, it was hard to believe anything would slow him down.
But something did -- the writer's strike. And at this point, it doesn't look like there will be any resolving of the dispute anytime soon. One of the most recent negotiation sessions broke off with bad feelings on both sides. The studios are resisting the writers' very logical demand for a piece of the money from DVD and internet revenue. Why shouldn't they get it?
In any event, the Colbert DVD and reruns can only go so far. Hopefully, this mess will end soon and both sides can settle up.

The word is .... missing

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:12:00 +0000

We're missing Colbert. Reruns are ok, but the real thing is better. I'm on the writers' side, but I wish this thing would be settled.
Colbert for Christmas. Sounds nice.

And here is the big matchup ... ALF vs. O'Reilly

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:36:00 +0000

This is actually very funny. Unlike the Stephen Colbert interview, O'Reilly actually loosened up. ALF managed to get in a few digs, too.

Enjoy!

O'Reilly to debate .... ALF??

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:01:00 +0000

Well, we don't have Stephen Colbert, thanks to the writer's strike, but this might be the next best thing.
Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly tonight is debating .... ALF? Yes, ALF of the old NBC TV series?
It looks like Bill has finally found his intellectual equal.

I need first-run Colbert!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:53:00 +0000

I support the writer's strike. I believe they should get revenue from use of their work on the 'net and on DVDs.
But not having Stephen Colbert each night is killing me! I miss the Word! I miss the interviews! I miss the theme music!
Don't tell me I can watch the DVD "The Best of the Colbert Report". I've done that. I need first-run Colbert!
So, to the studios and writers, please please settle your dispute. Us Colbert fans shouldn't have to suffer!

Colbert -- the Word is "Rambo"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:00:00 +0000

Longtime TV critic David Bianculli has written a great piece in the Boston Phoenix about Stephen Colbert. Titled "Comedy Rambo," it details -- as if readers here need to know that -- how hot Colbert is.

Misunderestimate Stephen Colbert at your peril. Just because he is an unassuming, bespectacled physical specimen whose business cards may read “TV comedian” is no reason to dismiss him as a lightweight funnyman. Since the very night he launched his own series on Comedy Central in 2005, Colbert has thrown some vicious elbows, and demonstrated a bravura that dares his enemies to, in paraphrasing his ironic hero George W. Bush, bring it on.

That, in a paragraph, demonstrates why Colbert is such a phenomenon right now. Bianculli even opines that Colbert is so hot people are talking about him during the writer's strike when there are no new shows. You certainly don't see that with Jon Stewart and Jay Leno.
Anyway, it's a great profile. And it's a carrot to keep the Colbert fans happy until the show returns.

Read David Bianculli's profile of Stephen Colbert, "Comedy Rambo"

Stephen' s electoral aspirations dashed -- again!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:05:00 +0000

His presidential campaign is on the wane, but another chance at electoral office is gonna pass Stephen Colbert by again. According to the Associated Press, Colbert is in a three-way tie for a seat on the Colonial Soil and Water Conservation District Board in Virginia after being marked as a write-in candidate on ballots.
But Colbert doesn't have a chance of winning. When the Williamsburg Electoral Board draws a name from a hat to decide the winner, Colbert's name won't be among the three because he's not registered to vote there.
Awwwww. We can just see Stephen's sad face now.

"The Best of the Colbert Report" DVD -- not long enough!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:10:00 +0000

I feel sorry for the people who had to choose what to leave out of "The Best of the Colbert Report" (Paramount). You want it to be so much longer!
Even at almost three hours long, the single disc compilation, released Nov. 5, barely covers the reasons why "The Colbert Report" is one of the sharpest and funniest shows on TV.
Colbert, by his own admission, owes much to Bill O'Reilly, "Papa Bear," as he called him (to his face) in a fantastic interview Colbert did on the Fox News Channel last year. O'Reilly's guest spot on "The Report" is on the DVD.
But Colbert, in addition to lampooning O'Reilly's overblown sense of self-importance,
has a keen sense of comedy. His "Know Your District" series, in which he profiles all of the members of the House of Representatives, aren't composed of your usual political interviews. In his interview with Massachusetts' Barney Frank, he steps around the usual subject of interviews with Frank and says, "You like .... dogs?"
And the guy is hip, too. The final segments on the disc feature a "Rock and Awe" competition where Stephen shows his (somewhat) musical chops. He has a lot of fun lampooning both politics and rock here. (He manages to get Henry Kissinger, of all people, to kick off the competition. Amazing!)
One of the best sections of the disc is the appearance of Barry Manilow on his show. You wouldn't think a guy like Manilow would even be in the same room as Colbert, but apparently the two have a genuine friendship. Even funnier is the fact that Manilow won (Colbert likes to say "stole") the Emmy that Colbert was nominated for. When Manilow came on the show, Colbert managed to get Manilow to sign a "peace treaty" (duly notarized) in which the two would share custody of the Emmy and even sings Manilow's trademark "I Write the Songs" with him.
And when Willie Nelson comes on the show, Colbert lampoons him for Nelson's Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor competing with his. When Willie sings, "On the Road Again" at the end, Stephen, of course, joins in. Is a music CD next?
"The Best of the Colbert Report" was put out to capitalize on the current white-hot popularity of the show.
And unlike most TV compilations these days, it's very moderately priced. Colbert obviously knows his audience. And they certainly know him.

Colbert traps Papa Bear

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:17:00 +0000

I'm no Bill O'Reilly fan at all. I love when O'Reilly steps in his own arrogance. So one of my favorite "highlights" from "The O'Reilly Factor" was Stephen's appearance on it. He stays in character the whole time and thoroughly embarrasses "Papa Bear," who tries to play the game but never seems to figure it out. It's a delight to see. You can see O'Reilly return the favor and guest on Stephen's show on The Best Of The Colbert Report DVD.

Truthiness, justice and the American way

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:09:00 +0000

"The Colbert Report" has evolved from a spinoff from "The Daily Show" to a hot show that stands firmly on its own, thanks to the talent of its host, Stephen Colbert.
But .... you don't care about that boring crap. Or do you? Here, we'll talk about the show, the host, the guests and anything else about "The Colbert Report" you care to discuss.

Reruns. Sigh.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:55:00 +0000

This week the show is in reruns. Looks like Colbert is observing the writer's strike. Another reason to like him.

It's a good week to watch The Best Of The Colbert Report.

How to get tickets for "The Colbert Report"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:35:00 +0000

Comedy Central has a link on their site for ticket requests. The show tapes at 513 West 54th Street, between 10th Ave and 11th Ave in midtown New York. You must be 18 or over to attend.

Please -- if you go, we'd be happy to feature your story here.