Retro Radio Podcast

The Great Gildersleeve – Getting Everything Snug for Winter. ep256, 470917

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 12:21:52 +0000

While prepping his house for winter, Gildersleeve battles a faulty reservoir valve, a neighborhood car collision, and a misunderstanding with Judge Hooker.

21st Precinct – Body Under a Loading Dock

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 24 Sep 2026 06:48:53 +0000

When a man found under a loading dock turns out to be a murder victim, Captain Canelli and the detectives of the 21st Precinct untangle a web of life insurance policies, false alibis, and elusive suspects.

Lum and Abner – Abner Believes Lum Ripped Him Off. 350712

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 10:06:39 +0000

Abner regrets taking full ownership of the Jot 'Em Down Store, but his spirits lift when he learns Lum is also struggling at the movie theater. When Lum arrives to offer a sincere apology, the two friends reconcile—only for bad news to break over the party line that the cinema is ablaze.

Black Museum – A Letter. ep24, 520612

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 07:40:17 +0000

When a master forger uses innocent Londoners to cash bogus checks, Scotland Yard must untangle a web of deception and a mysterious letter to catch a killer.

X Minus One – real gone. ep90, 570227

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 22 Sep 2026 12:40:00 +0000

the secret life of an artist who produces amazing miniature statuary.

Boston Blackie – The Wentworth Diamonds. ep16, 450425

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 22 Sep 2026 10:20:38 +0000

Framed for a daring diamond heist and the murder of security guards, Boston Blackie must outsmart a ruthless criminal gang and convince Inspector Farraday of his innocence before it's too late.

Lum and Abner – Abner Hires Cedric To Be A Clerk In The Store. 350711

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 21 Sep 2026 10:04:56 +0000

With the partnership officially dissolved, Lum takes full control of the movie theater while Abner runs the Jot 'Em Down Store. After announcing the split over the party line, Abner attempts to train Cedric as his new clerk—leading to a hilarious role-playing confusion before Dick Huttleston stops by to catch up on the news.

Wild Bill Hickock – The Confidence Game. ep11, 510827

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 21 Sep 2026 06:42:22 +0000

Wild Bill and Jingles track down a slick confidence man disguised as a stage magician after a local widow's life savings goes missing in Pleasantville.

Jack Benny – Skit, Duel In The Graveyard. ep116, 340304

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 20 Sep 2026 09:06:57 +0000

Jack Benny's bravery is put to the test in a midnight graveyard duel against Frank Parker, while Mary Livingstone returns from Florida in this classic 1934 episode.

Command Performance – Ida Lupino, Phil Harris, Gracie Fields, Garry Moore. ep93, 431120

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 20 Sep 2026 08:20:22 +0000

Host Garry Moore leads an all-star WWII radio broadcast featuring Ida Lupino, Phil Harris, and Gracie Fields entertaining troops overseas in this classic November 20, 1943 episode of Command Performance.

The Blue Beetle – The C Serpent (parts one and two). ep15-16, 400607

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 19 Sep 2026 15:20:13 +0000

The Blue Beetle investigates a slimy offshore mystery using Dr. Franz's "Poison Detector Ring" and races to save kidnapped reporter Joan Mason in "The Sea Serpent" (Episodes 15 & 16, originally broadcast June 7, 1940).

American Trail – The Louisiana Purchase, 1803. ep03, 1953

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 19 Sep 2026 08:43:46 +0000

President Thomas Jefferson faces a high-stakes decision as he negotiates the Louisiana Purchase from France, seeking to secure America's western border and avoid a European war in this 1953 episode of The American Trail.

Box 13 – daytime nightmare. ep39, 490515

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 18 Sep 2026 14:20:00 +0000

Framed for murder and locked in an asylum, Dan breaks free to become a hunted man on a desperate quest to prove his innocence.

Lum and Abner – Argument Over How To Run The Picture Show. 350710

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:07:42 +0000

With their legal trouble resolved, Lum and Abner turn their focus back to the movie theater. However, a debate over Lum's new bingo-style cinema game leads to a major disagreement—prompting Lum to trade his half of the Jot 'Em Down Store to Abner for sole ownership of the picture show.

Casey, Crime Photographer – Hideout. 470828

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 17 Sep 2026 12:22:27 +0000

A bank robbery, an extortionist dive owner, and a gangland murder lead Casey and Ann deep into the city's dark underbelly to set a high-stakes trap for a runaway gangster.

Lum and Abner – Lawyer Lum Decides Its Time To Retire. 350709

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 16 Sep 2026 10:05:33 +0000

Lum's new law career hits an immediate snag when he realizes the lawsuit he's handling involves his own escaped horse. As the Squire plots revenge and Lum tries to talk client Mrs. Phillips out of pressing charges, Abner's attempt to smooth things over only adds to the confusion—leading Lawyer Lum to decide it's officially time to retire from the legal business.

Crime Club – Death On The 710. ep32, 470703

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 12:24:40 +0000

Poisoned on a train with a fatal dose of atropine, a wealthy socialite leaves behind a trail of bitter enemies. The police and a mystery writer partner up to set a dramatic trap for the killer.

Journey Into Space – The Red Planet 1of20. 541006

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 15 Sep 2026 09:47:16 +0000

As Jet Morgan and his crew embark on a two-year journey to Mars, tragedy and tight living quarters test the astronauts' resolve. Beginning with a somber entry from Doc's diary, this opening episode sets the stage for a perilous expedition where only eight of the original twenty crew members make it back.

Lum and Abner – Lum Decides To Become A Lawyer. 350708

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 10:03:34 +0000

Following his victory in court, Lum gloats about his legal skills and decides to open a law firm. While Abner and Grandpap worry about balancing another business alongside the store and movie theater, Lum takes cases over the party line—until Cedric brings news that could derail his new career.

Gunsmoke – Trojan War. ep45, 530228

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:44:00 +0000

On a cold winter morning in Dodge City, Matt Dillon and Chester discover that the notorious Pueblo gang has arrived in town. When the regular stagecoach fails to show up on schedule, Matt and Chester ride out to investigate, uncovering an ambush and taking on a deeply personal mission to rescue a taken passenger and bring the outlaws to justice.

Jack Benny – Buck Benny Rides Again Part2. 361122

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 13 Sep 2026 11:06:59 +0000

Buck Benny returns to ride the trail and round up cattle rustlers, but Jack must first deal with a late Phil Harris, a lady-killing charm competition, and constant phone interruptions during the broadcast.

Phil Harris (Coconut Grove) Brother Can You Spare A Dime. ep2, 1933

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 13 Sep 2026 08:06:04 +0000

Step back to 1933 for a live musical broadcast from the Coconut Grove featuring Phil Harris and a seventeen-year-old Leah Ray performing classics like "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?" and "Twelfth Street Rag."

Bobby Benson – The Golden Palomino (Commercial Record)

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 12 Sep 2026 13:04:39 +0000

Discover how Bobby Benson first met his famous wild stallion, Amigo, in this rare commercial record release where a dangerous situation turns a distant dream into a true friendship.

Bold Venture – He Who Laughs Last. ep6,, 510430

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 12 Sep 2026 06:41:30 +0000

When a noisy hotel guest's companion is murdered, Slate Shannon is framed for the crime. To clear his name and save Sailor, Slate dives into the Cuban underworld to track down an escaped felon and a deadly secret.

The Great Gildersleeve – Gildy Tries to Renew Romance with Eve. ep255, 470910

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 11 Sep 2026 12:26:15 +0000

On a quiet Sunday, Gildy's failed family board game night leaves him wide awake, thinking about Eve Goodwin. A visit to Peavey's drugstore and a box of chocolates lead to a romantic musical reunion—but can Gildersleeve handle Eve's cultured personality?

Lum and Abner – Lum Arrives With Some Important Evidence. 350705

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 11 Sep 2026 10:06:46 +0000

With Lum nowhere to be found, Abner, Dick, and Grandpap face an intimidating jury as Squire Skimp takes the stand to present his side of the story. Just when things look worst for the Pine Ridge storekeepers, Lum rushes into court with explosive new evidence from the insurance agent.

Stoopnagel and Bud – Fred Allen (retro250). 360930

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 10 Sep 2026 11:04:19 +0000

Fred Allen joins Colonel Stoopnagel and Bud for a Gangbusters spoof in this final episode of the summer replacement series, featuring star-gazing banter, musical performances, and reluctant political campaigns.

Dragnet – The Big False Move. ep353, 560522

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:43:08 +0000

When a robbery suspect insists on confessing, Joe Friday and Frank Smith notice holes in his story—forcing the detectives to prove their suspect innocent to uncover the real mastermind.

Lum and Abner – Lum Abner And Squire Are Off To Court. 350704

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:06:14 +0000

With the court date looming, Lum attempts to practice his legal vocabulary while Dick catches up on Abner's contract blunders. Facing disastrous odds after accidentally spilling their defense to Squire's lawyer, Lum makes a desperate phone call to settle out of court.

Frank Merrywell – Ballot Box Mystery. 480515

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 08 Sep 2026 13:23:09 +0000

When election ballots for a college theater production are tampered with, Frank Merrywell relies on a sleight-of-hand trick and key clues to expose the fraud before the curtain falls.

Amos and Andy – Dating Club Disaster. ep27, 440407

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 08 Sep 2026 09:26:18 +0000

When Andy gets interested in a local dating service, Kingfish steps in to investigate—only to get caught by Sapphire. Can a timely visit from Reverend Johnson save their marriage, or will Andy's scheme tear them apart?

All Star Western Theater – Billy The Kid, With Tex Ritter. ep8, 461006

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 07 Sep 2026 11:26:14 +0000

Tex Ritter stars as Billy the Kid alongside Monte Montana and Cottonseed Clark, featuring music from Coleen Summers and the Riders of the Purple Sage.

Lum and Abner – Lum Explains The Whole Case To A Lawyer. 350703

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 07 Sep 2026 10:07:11 +0000

Lum reviews the disastrous contract Abner signed before laying out their entire defense to a visiting lawyer. There’s just one major catch: the attorney isn't theirs—he's representing Squire Skimp!

Jack Benny – Buck Benny Rides Again, Part1. 361115

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 11:06:18 +0000

Jack Benny and the gang kick off the first-ever "Buck Benny" western sketch, celebrate Kenny Baker's first anniversary on the show, and fill time with a few leftover school-days jokes.

Jubilee (AFRS) Harlan Leonard, Delta Rhythm Boys. ep52, 431115

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 06 Sep 2026 08:22:01 +0000

Host Ernie Whitman leads a action-packed episode featuring Harlan Leonard, the Delta Rhythm Boys, boogie-woogie legends Albert Ammons and Pete Johnson, Big Joe Turner, and Savannah Churchill.

Calling All Cars – York Gang Holdup. ep3, 331213

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 05 Sep 2026 08:03:44 +0000

When a restaurant robbery is complicated by language barriers and vague clues, LAPD detectives launch a months-long, multi-city dragnet to bring the elusive crooks to justice.

Down Our Way – Slogan For The Store. ep7, 1932

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 05 Sep 2026 07:02:23 +0000

When Eli's feed store struggles to compete with modern grocery stores, a town slogan contest turns chaotic as every contestant expects to win. Can a random drawing and a few classic songs save the store's reputation?

Let George Do It – The Flowers That Smelled Of Murder. ep106, 481101

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 04 Sep 2026 13:24:37 +0000

When a botany student's orchid project leads to campus rumors, jealousy, and a body in the greenhouse, private investigator George Valentine must untangle a web of secrets to catch a killer.

Lum and Abner – Abner Is Arrested For Breaking Into Squires House. 350702

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 04 Sep 2026 10:06:38 +0000

After getting arrested for breaking into Squire Skimp's house, Abner is eager to put the legal trouble behind him. But when Squire offers a contract to drop all charges, Abner signs without reading the fine print—handing Squire exactly what he wanted all along.

Molle Mystery Theater – Goodbye Darling. 460524

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 03 Sep 2026 11:20:22 +0000

When a fraught marriage leads to a deadly murder plot disguised as an accident, a husband and wife engage in a high-stakes battle of wits where every scheme backfires.

Superman – The Meteor from Krypton (retro249). 430607

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 03 Sep 2026 08:20:07 +0000

Due to spotty preservation, this episode is the only surviving record from this particular Superman radio story arc. Sponsored by Kellogg's Pep, Clark Kent struggles with a sudden weakness caused by a mysterious glowing meteor while trying to guard his secret identity from Lois Lane, Perry White, and a persistent doctor.

Lum and Abner – Abner And Grandpap Break Into Squires House. 350701

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 02 Sep 2026 10:04:18 +0000

Squire Skimp threatens to take over the movie theater unless Lum and Abner hand over a partnership. When an incriminating letter surfaces, Abner and Grandpap hatch a desperate plan to break into Squire's house and steal it back.

Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons – The Case Of The Leaping Dog. 440413

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 02 Sep 2026 09:21:54 +0000

When a leaping dog leads Mr. Keen into a search for its missing owner, the investigation takes a dangerous turn involving shady figures, race tracks, and a carnival.

Nero Wolfe (CBC) Counterfeit For Murder. ep3, 820130

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 01 Sep 2026 07:52:03 +0000

When an elderly woman brings a package of counterfeit bills to Nero Wolfe, a sudden murder forces Archie and Nero into a dangerous web of Treasury agents, stubborn suspects, and hidden motives.

Space Patrol – City Of The Sun. ep6, 521108

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 01 Sep 2026 07:45:25 +0000

Commander Correy and Cadet Happy face double danger on Mercury, racing to rescue a lost scientist frozen on the planet's dark side while stopping a sinister plot by mining saboteurs in the sunlit city of Solaria.

Lum and Abner – Letter Will Become Incriminating Evidence. 350628

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 10:02:10 +0000

Squire Skimp threatens Lum and Abner with a lawsuit after a theater accident, holding an incriminating letter over their heads to demand a partnership in their business.

The Cisco Kid – Berserk. ep52, 530115

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 31 Aug 2026 08:46:50 +0000

When an old soldier friend suffers a breakdown and flees into the desert with Pancho as his hostage, Cisco must track him down and resolve the crisis without firing a shot.

Jack Benny – Girls Dormitory. 361108

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 11:06:18 +0000

A short episode, just the middle segment. Missing opening ads and intros. Starts with Kenny Baker’s song, With Beautiful Nearby. The cast members talk about the play. With the need…

Jubilee (AFRS) Louis Jordan, Nat King Cole. ep51, 431101

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 30 Aug 2026 08:20:39 +0000

Host Ernie Whitman joins jazz legends Louis Jordan and Nat King Cole for a lively Armed Forces Radio Service broadcast packed with classic jive, mailbag greetings, and timeless hit performances.

Captain Midnight – Perada Treasure part 5of59. 1940

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 29 Aug 2026 15:25:20 +0000

Captain Midnight safely transports Señor Perada despite enemy sabotage and mid-air attacks, but landing reveals a new danger: his ground crew has vanished, and a trap awaits.

Escape – Habit. ep47, 480718

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 29 Aug 2026 13:26:55 +0000

A proud sea captain driven by revenge braves a fierce North Sea storm to rescue a vessel in distress. Ride along on a high-seas adventure filled with peril, fragile pride, and unexpected bonds forged in the face of disaster.

Lum and Abner – Lum And Abner Receive Notice Of Lawsuit. 350627

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 28 Aug 2026 10:03:33 +0000

After a tense call with Squire Skimp, Lum and Abner receive a registered letter from his lawyer officially notifying them of a lawsuit over his movie theater injury.

Nick Carter – An Angle On Murder ep29, 431025

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 28 Aug 2026 08:21:38 +0000

When a secret turns deadly, detective Nick Carter and Patsy uncover a fresh murder victim behind locked doors, plunging them into a high-speed world of gunplay, dangerous clues, and relentless car chases.

Jack Benny – Rose of the Rio Grande (retro247). 341202

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 27 Aug 2026 09:09:12 +0000

Jack Benny and the gang tackle talent agents, plate-juggling comedians, and a dramatic spoof of Rose of the Rio Grande. Features running gags, vocal appearances by Mary Kelly and Joe Kern, and bonus music tracks from Leah Ray, Ozzie Nelson, and Paul Whiteman.

The Adventures of Philip Marlowe – The Uneasy Head. ep87, 500606

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 27 Aug 2026 06:43:46 +0000

Chasing down clues, Marlowe gets slipped a mickey. Is it related to the crime he’s working on? It doesn’t matter because now, Marlowe is out for vengeance. The bar tender…

Lum and Abner – Squire Goes To See A Lawyer. 350626

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 26 Aug 2026 10:04:57 +0000

After claims of a movie theater injury lead to dramatic complaints, Lum and Abner learn that Squire Skimp has gone to see a lawyer—raising suspicions about his true motives.

Richard Diamond – Little Chiva. ep88, 510323

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 26 Aug 2026 06:41:36 +0000

When an old farmer dies mysteriously in Richard Diamond's office, the hard-boiled detective flies to Haiti to investigate a string of suspicious deaths and land grabs. Diamond must navigate voodoo rituals, a 300-pound enforcer, and deadly corporate sabotage to expose the killer.

The Saint – The Champs Kid

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:25:31 +0000

When boxer Joe Collins calls Simon Templar for help, a mystery unfolds involving a hidden toddler, a fixed fight, and a ruthless coercion scheme. The Saint and Louie race against time to rescue the child and save the champ's fight before the guns come out.

X Minus One – martian death march ep17, 550908

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 10:40:00 +0000

A human boy confronts his father's prejudices as he joins spider-like Martians on their final trek from forced reservations toward freedom and their ancestral home.

Lum and Abner – Writing A Letter Of Apology To Squire. 350625

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 24 Aug 2026 10:05:02 +0000

Following a suspicious accident at their movie theater, Lum and Abner navigate comedic misunderstandings and medical updates as they attempt to draft a careful letter of apology to Squire Skimp.

Gene Autry – Aunt Martha(When Your Smiling)

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 24 Aug 2026 06:25:20 +0000

Gene Autry helps an elderly woman fulfill her late husband's dream of building a ranch to help troubled boys turn their lives around.

Jack Benny – The Minstrel Show. 361101

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 11:09:20 +0000

Up to this point, Phil Harris had played his role as bandleader fairly conservatively. In this episode, however, his developing stage persona shines through as he enthusiastically joins the minstrel…

Jubilee (AFRS) Jack Benny, Rochester. ep109, 441025

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 23 Aug 2026 09:21:45 +0000

Along with host Ernie Whitman, special guests join the show today: Stella: Erskine Hawkins and his orchestra open with “Stella.” Jack’s Entrance: Jack Benny takes the stage to chat with…

Challenge Of The Yukon – The Plaid Coat. ep324, 440413

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 22 Aug 2026 09:25:38 +0000

After a shooting on the trail, Sergeant Preston and King hunt down the hardened killer behind a young accomplice's scheme to ensure full justice is served.

Family Doctor – Secret Between Three. ep9, 1932

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 22 Aug 2026 07:05:46 +0000

Doc Adams and his wife, Lou, discuss a local juvenile delinquent whose relentless curiosity gets him into trouble. In a town this small, there simply aren’t enough constructive outlets to…

The Adventures of Sam Spade – The Prodigal Daughter Caper. ep166, 490828

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 21 Aug 2026 14:29:31 +0000

Is Effie in trouble with Sam for taking advantage of office supplies? He has a surprise for her, and he'll let her have it when he comes in to dictate his report. We learn about the well to do family with a prodigal daughter. The rift stems from an accident that left Mr Skelley without the power of vocal chords. His assistant explains the concern that the girl will find herself in trouble, and miss out on her inheritance if she doesn't stop dating an ex-convict.

Stan Freeberg – Miss Jupiter (retro246). ep3, 570728

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 20 Aug 2026 12:41:08 +0000

After some interupted starts to the show by a listening couple who keeps switching off the radio, Stan encounters June Forray as Miss Jupiter. She is slightly disgruntled that she…

Sherlock Holmes – Hampton Heath Killer. ep197, 460107

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 20 Aug 2026 10:22:42 +0000

Performing live for the troops at Camp Roberts, Dr. Watson recounts a grim tale of murder in wax. In a flashback, we join Sherlock Holmes as he gathers details from…

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar – Bello Horizonte Railroad Matter. ep56, 500706

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 15:42:52 +0000

Edmund O’Brien stars as Johnny Dollar, the freelance insurance investigator with the action-packed expense account. Today, he’s heading to Brazil to investigate a high-stakes case involving the local railroad. Railroad…

Lum and Abner – Squire Is Tried In Lums Court. 350621

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 19 Aug 2026 10:07:09 +0000

Down in Pine Ridge, Squire Skimp faces trial in Lum's court for fire ordinance violations. As Squire threatens revenge and tries to wiggle out of trouble, will Justice of the Peace Lum hold his ground?

Charlie Chan – The Escaped Musician

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 06:17:52 +0000

A woman passes the time playing piano, only to be interrupted when Charlie Chan rings her doorbell. What connection does she have to his latest murder investigation? As the drama…

Marx Brothers Remakes (BBC) Long Lost Uncle Abner Flywheel. 910518

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 06:04:52 +0000

Flywheel and Rivelli travel to Uncle Abner's farm, where inheritance schemes, song numbers, and wild agricultural plans lead to an unexpected showdown with a shotgun.

Lum and Abner – Squire Is Upset Over Warrent. 350620

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 10:02:25 +0000

Horlicks: Dietitians and nutritionists recommend it for weight control. It’s an exceptionally well-balanced food—safe and effective. Buy it by the pound at your local druggist today. Down in Pine Ridge,…

Gunsmoke – Matt Gets It. ep129, 541002

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 09:40:07 +0000

The transcribed story of the violence that moved West with America, and the man who moved with it. Chester arrives late, leaving Matt a bit disgruntled with him. Soon after,…

Jack Benny – Romeo And Juliet. ep229, 361025

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 11:04:05 +0000

Jack Benny's movie ambitions take center stage as Mary, Kenny, and Phil Harris all take turns deflating his ego. Musical performances include Phil's "South Sea Island Magic" and Kenny Baker's "Make Believe". The main event promises a production of Romeo and Juliet, but after all the hype, running out of time forces the cast into a hilariously frantic movie trailer parody instead.

Phil Harris (Coconut Grove) My Extraordinary Gal. 1933

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 16 Aug 2026 08:03:37 +0000

Enjoy a few big band moments with Phil Harris and his Cocoanut Grove Orchestra, straight from San Francisco, California, during his days before joining up with Jack Benny. Playlist: Phil…

Greatest Story Ever Told – They Which See Not, Shall See. ep16, 470511

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 12:25:35 +0000

A drama of spiritual vision. Peter and John discuss healing both the physically blind and the spiritually blind.

Flash Gordon – Death Battle. 350518

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 10:00:17 +0000

While held captive by the Hawkmen, a rumble breaks out and the lights go out. The planet of the Hawkmen appears near destruction, but Doc Zarkoff claims he can save it.

Stay tuned for the next amazing adventure!

Candy Matson – The Donna Dunham Case (Audition). ep1, 490404

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 14 Aug 2026 14:20:37 +0000

Private investigator Candy Matson takes on the Donna Dunham case, diving headfirst into an investigation to uncover what happened to the missing hat-check girl. Her leads quickly take her into…

Lum and Abner – Grandpap And Dick Demand Squire’s Arrest. 350619

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 14 Aug 2026 10:06:07 +0000

Horlicks: Horlicks can help relax you and aid in getting a good night’s rest. Down in Pine Ridge, Squire has been operating his theater in violation of a fire hazard…

Casey, Crime Photographer – Music To Die By. 480205

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 13:26:51 +0000

As the hour grows late in the apartment building, a married couple complains about a neighbor who likes to play the radio a bit too loud. Other neighbors share the…

Jack Benny – Mrs. Wiggs Of The Onion Patch (retro245). 341118

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 09:06:50 +0000

Audio Note: The audio is a bit scratchy with a few skips, and the musical numbers have been snipped, but overall it remains a fun listen. Don teases Jack about…

Crime Club – Murder Makes A Mummy. ep27, 470529

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 12:20:13 +0000

The librarian has the book waiting for you, so come right over for the absorbing story of a corpse who wouldn’t be bound by the rules. Barney, an Egyptology enthusiast…

Lum and Abner – Lum Wont Arrest Squire. 350618

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 10:06:59 +0000

Horlicks: A special drink for young folks to keep their energy level up. Drink it as a cold summer beverage, and tell mom it’s good for you! Down in Pine…

Danger, Doctor Danfield – Mad Men Strike Swiftly. 470105

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 12:20:04 +0000

A man sits on death row for a murder he claims he didn’t commit. Believing his story, Doc Danfield sets out to gather hard evidence before time runs out. Standing…

Amos and Andy – Long Lost Harold. ep26, 440331

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 09:25:10 +0000

Andy tells Kingfish about a strange encounter he had earlier in the day: a woman ran up to him on the street, confusing him with a man named Harold. Meanwhile,…

Hop Along Cassidy – The Failure. ep13

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:41:45 +0000

A crooked politician has the town’s votes all to himself after his opponent mysteriously disappears. Hopalong Cassidy teams up with Ellen, a local newspaper woman, and tries to convince Ted…

Lum and Abner – Squire Is Breaking The Law. 350617

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 10:05:00 +0000

Horlicks: Times have changed a lot in the last several years, but Horlicks will always be the original malted milk product that you can depend on.Down in Pine Ridge, the…

Jack Benny – Anthony Adverse, Part 2. ep228, 361018

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 11:03:05 +0000

Jack brags to Don about his latest film appearance and the brilliant performance he gave in The Big Broadcast of 1937. However, Mary quickly chimes in with her own opinion,…

Mothers Best Flour Show – Where The Old Red River Flows. ep30, 510216

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sun, 09 Aug 2026 06:43:57 +0000

Sorry for the inconvenience, but the original media file for this episode has been removed. Use the following link which connects you to my affiliated Amazon account to purchase the…

Lux Radio Theater – A Night To Remember (Ann Southern, Robert Young). 430419

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 08:22:31 +0000

A young married couple arrives in their new apartment in the high-rent district. They are a little early, and management isn’t quite ready for them. Though it’s just the right…

Green Hornet – Charity Takes It On The Chin. 420221

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 07:20:18 +0000

Here is a review of your draft for Green Hornet – Charity Takes It On The Chin. 420221: ________________________________________ 💡 Spelling & Grammar Fixes dispencing → dispensing (“…worry over the…

Dragnet – The Big Joke. ep352, 560515

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Fri, 07 Aug 2026 11:40:31 +0000

A would-be hitman with an honest streak brings his story to the cops. Though he turned down a $5,000 contract, he knows his mark is doomed to die whether he…

Let George Do It – The Little Man Who Was Everywhere. ep101, 480927

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 13:28:13 +0000

George gets a letter from a woman who feels paranoid about a man who seems to be everywhere. Is there really a stalker? George and Brooksie go to find out.…

Duffys Tavern – Chant Of The Jungle (Susan Hayward, Frank Buck, retro244). ep83, 430323

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Thu, 06 Aug 2026 08:21:07 +0000

Archie introduces the shows guest stars, and day dreams about the benefits of getting away from it all to enjoy the great outdoors. Guests are to be movie actress, Rita…

Molle Mystery Theater – KillerComeBackToMe. 460517

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:20:48 +0000

A modern hardboiled adventure written by Ray Bradbury, the tale of a killer who suffers from delusions of grandeur. Guns blaze, but thanks to a getaway car driven by a…

Lum and Abner – Squire Spreads Rumors About Matinee. 350613

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 10:02:40 +0000

Horlicks: To lose weight, just substitute your normal lunch with a glass of Horlicks. Try it hot or cold. Down in Pine Ridge Squire has planned to preempt the grand…

Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons – The Innocent Flirtation Murder Case. 500316

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 15:44:42 +0000

Late at night, in a large suburban home, a man is gunned down. The very next day in Mr. Keen’s office a man tells his story of how he was…

Amos and Andy – Between Life and Death. ep25, 440324

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 09:21:54 +0000

guest star: Victor Moore. Continuing the story from last week, Kingfish continues to fake his injuries, and convince his insurance company to pay him. His wife isn’t so convinced over…

Lum and Abner – Advertising Free Matinee For Children. 350612

keith@heltsley.net (Keith Heltsley) — Mon, 03 Aug 2026 10:06:04 +0000

Horlicks: A good source of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Enjoy it in natural or chocolate flavors. In Pine Ridge, Lum announced their grand opening for the theater as Saturday. At…