Retro Bitch

Vintage Greeting Cards

2011-09-24T20:44:00.002-04:00

from my stash...

The Yummy Foods Of Yesteryear.

2011-04-07T20:25:00.002-04:00

Really ? I mean, seriously ? You guys actually used to eat ~~shit~~ food like this ? If someone brought this to a dinner table I was sitting at, I'd think they had a hellaciously wicked sense of humor.

I grew up on a farm. This dish looks like something I'd step in when I ran through the cow pasture with no shoes on. Can we say, PLOP ?

I have no idea what this is. It appears to be some type of burrito ? Wait, is it oxtail ? Is that a mound of coleslaw in the middle and strawberries for garnish ? Wow. I'm taking my Zoloft early today.

Wanna Twiddle My Knobs ?

2011-04-03T14:33:00.001-04:00

I think somebody is really excited about her new TV set !

Brrrr

2011-04-01T12:16:00.001-04:00

Gurl, you better put some drawers on and quit showin' off your cootie ! Somebody is just begging for a cold, now ain't they ?

I Love This.

2011-03-27T14:35:00.001-04:00

This could easily be the cover of my biography.

J. Evil Scientist

2011-03-08T09:37:00.000-05:00

Little Lulu's Halloween Fun

2010-08-10T08:00:00.001-04:00

I can't believe Little Lulu got on a broom with that bitch, Witch Hazel ! Waz sup wit dat ?

Sometimes, Even The Nicest People Talk Dirty

2010-05-02T22:11:00.005-04:00

Jim- "This wasn't quite what I had in mind when I asked you if you were open to idea of swinging..."

Nan- "I was just testing you, silly! That nice, new Mexican couple from down the block will be here in a minute. I hear that Juan has a big, fat enchilada dangling between his legs !"

Germaphobia Fifties Housewife "Plays Safe"

2010-04-16T23:16:00.001-04:00

Too bad little Sallie May didn't take her mother's advice...

Sallie May (circa 1999)

They Don't Make Women Like Judy Canova Anymore...

2010-03-27T20:51:00.001-04:00

I don't know about you, but I fuckin' love Judy Canova ! Sadly only two of her many films are easily availble on DVD. If you don't know who Judy Canova is, shame on you for calling yourself gay.

Screen Captures From Oklahoma Annie:

Screen Captures From Lay That Rifle Down:

Misc. Pictures Of Judy Ripped Off From Other People's Sites:

That's it for now. Ya'll be good, ok.

Today's Crop of Scans

2010-03-03T21:33:00.000-05:00

Wonder if the carpet matches the drapes ?

You just know she's a freak in bed !

Do people even still use wax paper ?

February Is ?

2010-02-26T21:42:00.000-05:00

Black History Month

I can't let February go by without celebrating Black History Month here at Imma Retro Bitch ! Here's some great retro ads form a 1972 issue of Ebony magazine :

How many of us could actually carry off an orange crushed-velvet jacket as well as this guy ? Hmmm ?

Is it me, or do all these women look like Dionne Warwick ?

Man, collars sure were big back then...

Now that is a DRESS !!!!

Do they still make Aftro Sheen ?

I had an aunt that smoked Kents back in the 70's.

Itchy pimples ? ewwwwww !

I have drag queen friends that would kill for that Afro-puff wig !

Duke hair product for men. Butch !

This guy looks like he's fixin' to nail this lady soon as he finishes his CigarLet.

Do yourself a big favorite and go to this great blog: http://bvikkivintage.blogspot.com/ for more vintage African American ads.

Krampus

2010-02-20T08:50:00.000-05:00

I ran across this article on the wonderful, Monsterama blog. Ya'll be sure and go visit this guy, ok !

On Dec. 5, the eve of the feast day of St. Nick, Austrians celebrate Krampus by running across the city in grotesque masks and generally scaring children. This is an extension of the good-cop, bad-cop theory. St. Nick makes his rounds on Dec. 6 rewarding all the good little children, a task which is made easy since Krampus has been out the night before, punishing pretty much the same children with a good switching.

HeHeHe, this picture always makes me giggle! Don't you just love that tongue ? Hmmm, I can think of a few things...

Again, with that sexy tongue...

Watch out, miss thang ! Looks like the boogerman done got your fat ass. I wouldn't be so quick to pull away. Remember, the tongue ?

Spooky !

"...uhhhh, mommie ? i think i just did a stinky in my drawers..."

Check out this really awesome article on Rotten.Com about Krampus:

Click here

Nothing Like a Lucky

2010-02-17T22:32:00.000-05:00

Do they even still make Lucky Strikes ?

New (for 1947) Leica Cameras

2010-02-17T22:27:00.000-05:00

I have a Russian knock-off of this camera. Man, is it hard to operate ! I still use non-digital cameras, ya'll.

Tuffy

2010-02-08T01:04:00.000-05:00

And let's not forget that Tuffy is perfect for scrubbing sin, stench, and dried jizz off your aching body the morning after you shove your latest Manhunt trick out the back door (hehehe, I said back door).

Spam,Wonderful,Spam

2010-02-08T01:03:00.001-05:00

Crisco Is The Bomb !

2010-02-08T00:58:00.000-05:00

Cool New Blog To Visit,Ya'll !

2010-01-30T11:14:00.000-05:00

Visit: VintageScans.BlogSpot.Com for more cool scans like this.

Dull Skin

2010-01-11T06:24:00.000-05:00

Camay

2010-01-11T06:23:00.000-05:00

Tums

2010-01-11T06:22:00.000-05:00

Visking

2010-01-05T13:24:00.000-05:00

Ya gotta love MEAT !

Duz

2010-01-05T13:22:00.000-05:00

Listen Here

2010-01-03T22:40:00.000-05:00