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Did I tell you about the Satanic Church that wants religious equality?

retrohelix — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:30:54 +0000

Satanists book a convention center in Oklahoma City to perform a ceremony.

LOL!!!! SO, where’s your god now?

I bet if it were booked by Muslims hell would have rained upon them, oh the hypocrisy.

BTW, hahahahaahahahahhahahaah!!!! oh my goodness, this is great comedy!

Awwww puppies!!!

retrohelix — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:19:40 +0000

They’re so FLUFFEEEEEH!!!

Auto-Tune the News: BACKIN’ UP SONG

retrohelix — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:04:47 +0000

“White hoodie, black hoodie, black hoodie, white hoodie”

I’m speechless…

retrohelix — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:00:53 +0000

Let me get this straight, you want to have a baby boy just so you can fulfill your sick and twisted yaoi fantasy?

:-I

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#FollowFriday’s are evil

retrohelix — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:10:34 +0000

You know #FollowFriday’s are evil when FollowFriday.com ranks Justin Bieber above Lord Voldemort.

That’s a screen cap of yesterday’s satanic #FF (9/03/2010), as you can see Justin Bieber is the Anti-Christ.

Do you still love #FF’s now? HUH? Do you wish to keep doing this hellish ritual that only serves to make that hellspawn even more powerful? D:<

I say we stop using those demonic hashtags, let’s all tell twitter we don’t want them anymore polluting our tweets, specially if they contain “@justinbieber” in them!

#FollowFridays are evil!!! EVIL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

Incredibly realistic Sonic the Hedgehog art

retrohelix — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:02:33 +0000

It looks so fucking real I think I can touch it.

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Hey, look at how hipster this is

retrohelix — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:56:57 +0000

The triangle makes it super-hyper-ultra-amazingly hipster.

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Fell down as a girl, got up as a woman

retrohelix — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:37:52 +0000

Pole rape!

I hope she’s not pregnant, it’s gonna be hard to explain to her parents why the baby looks like a giant pill.

Harry Patridge’s Starbarians teaser

retrohelix — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:49:22 +0000

MEET KILLGAR AND HOGSTRONG; THE STARBARIANS!

LOL, amazing sexy and funny animation by Harry Patridge. I ended up uploading his animation in half-ass quality to Dailymotion because YouTube kindly removed his video due to “terms of violation,” bunch of pussies, it doesn’t even show tits! D:<

I’ll remove it as soon as Harry Patridge reups his back, or creates an account on dailymotion =D

You can also find it in super-crisp flash quality on Newgrounds.

Here’s the youtube address the video was at when it was removed, they might restore the video later http://youtu.be/DZpVhBLV6AM

Bunch of prudes D:<

BTW, excuse the ads, dailymotion ads them automatically and I’m not even in any kind of ad program with them, just wanted to clarify those ads are not mine.

We can’t break through the hymen this way

retrohelix — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:43:01 +0000

It looks like we can’t.

Gibberish FTW!

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