Fattening frozen drinks loaded with sugar will never be the same :cry:

~ Sarah Vowell

• While looking on my YouTube page I happened to notice how many views some of them have gotten. I was a little surprise to see that none of Manly Man’s videos had the highest views. The highest views were for Tongue To Nose. What is wrong with people? That clip isn’t even funny
• I am working on a couple new videos but Manly Man is tough to work with. Now he’s thinking he’s really talented and special so he has demands. He’s quite the diva now.
• At the age of 38 Aurora now has decided to change the rules. Before when I called her or shook treats she’s come to me. Now she’s decided, she’ll come when she damn well feels like it
• You may have noticed some of the Amazon.com ads on my site. I figured it would be ok to have ads if it were things I personally know are good shit. All the stuff you see I have bought and recommend.
• Why are maraschino cherries so delicious? It’s not like they really consist of anything but sugar. I think it’s the color, that bright luscious red is what gets us everytime.

I have a really funny story I heard on the radio (yes, it’s all about the radio this week) but it’s best to listen to so go to the link here. The story I want you to listen to is at the beginning about the woman who works in a sleep clinic and I promise you want to hear this one

~ Jessica Dlfino

http://www.mergeweddings.com/clients/ (under Robin + Erik)

The girl said she was at a party I think when she and her friend witnessed a hit and run where the driver crushed a car parked on the side of the road. The drive drove right off and they were not able to get a license plate number.

The car went around the corner, came back and tried to see the damage that they did. They tried to stop the driver but of course they only drove right off. They filed a police report.

The next day I think they were driving down the street when they saw the car, which was in the same neighborhood. While escorted by the police they confronted the woman who claimed she thought she was the one who’d been hit. They reminded her that there was no way she could be hit by a parked car.

The cop apparently felt bad for the woman, since she was a mother and she wasn’t arrested.

I love how women are excused for so many things because they are a mother but how often are men excused from things because they are a father? In fact, often mothers get off easy while father’s are crucified. I know this is certainly not always the truth but more often than not this is what I’ve witnessed.

Now, is it the having child and being female or is it the act of giving birth that lends sympathy?

If you want to listen to the audio here you can, this part of it is at the 5:40 mark so you can fastforward. I tried to edit the damn thing with audacity with no luck and the file was too big to upload.

Right Now Tuesday July 22

I edited the text on this because I thought it suited the moment, you know how he was in the rain when he said that line. Ok, maybe the humor only worked on me.

~ Nella Larsen