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RobOnt Radio - Mmmm Chicken Nuggets

2009-07-07T10:18:35-07:00

And we are back for another edition of RoR. Lots on the schedule for this program including (but not limited too), offensive songs, horribly embarassing videos from our youth. Hey speaking of our youth we discuss some experiences working in the Fast Food industry including such memorable topics as "Where exactly does that gravy come from" and "you REALLY want to know what's in that chili?". That of course leads us to a conversation about Jamie Olivers program Fowl Dinners, and yes we've included a link to the clip in question, start at around the 5:00 minute mark, and then look at Rhianna's delicious booby to get your mind off when you just watched.... Ton of other stuff on the show as well as Jason Blanchard sitting in with us... Sooooo give it a listen... or don't... whatever works for you.......

RobOnt Radio - Mmmm Chicken Nuggets 88 meg MP3

Naughty Naughty

2009-07-06T12:48:57-07:00

It's Monday... and the woman around here are pms'ing in a LARGE friggin way.... and all I want to do is say something along the lines of "Ladies, I'm not the one that makes your vagina bleed every month, so give it a friggn rest" but I fear much tears and temper tantrums if I were to let that one fly... Soooooo here I sit... biting my tongue.... and getting ready to post some revenge porn.. which in a way will make me feel a little better, because really who doesn't like video of a chick fucking her man while a buddy video tapes the action from a door that's slightly ajar... well she's probably not pleased, but that's neither here nor there..... what is here is his dick and it's there in her non bleeding who ha... so like enjoy....

Naughty Naughty 106.8 meg DIVX

ps->RoR tonight at 9:00 eastern for those who care

pps-> To the owner of this ass:

Thanks for the uploads, wanna drop me a line about the pix? robont@gmail.com

Just listen....

2009-07-02T19:31:22-07:00

I love shit like this... Daughtry fucking rocks.....

And back from Vacation

2009-07-02T11:30:21-07:00

And we are back from a brief escape from reality... To all my Canadian brethren, a very happy belated Canada day eh!!! To our American friends, a Happy Fourth of July tomorrow, and to the rest of you... ummm hey? How's it goin eh? ;-) I have the answer to that most Canadian of questions, and that is it is going inside of of a foxy number wearing blue lingerie... Fuck I love lingerie...

Blue Lingerie Banging 58 Megs DIVX

Bathroom Fun

2009-06-25T17:44:59-07:00

Quick little video for you guys today of a couple going at it in a bathroom..... Decent looking chick, LOTS of positions.. fun little watch I must admit... Well other than his anus being featured to prominently.. but can't have it all I guess ;-)

Baffroom Sex 119.3 meg Windows Media

Happy Hump Day

2009-06-24T11:21:50-07:00

Everybody awake? Ya... I'm with you... sux working when it's so nice outside... Nice lake, a comfy chair and some beer would go friggin great right now... unfortunately I have none of those for you right now, instead what I have is this uber cute tease that plays shy for a while before giving it up... damn is she good looking....

Hey there 88.2 meg Windows Media

RobOnt Radio - Perez Hilton Is A Pussy

2009-06-23T05:39:21-07:00

And another week, another edition of RoR, however with no Paul and no Jason, Rob and Dan are left to their own devices to try and fill an hour worth of show time.... Any guesses on how they do that? Well there's a couple of a phone messages from Ron Stubbings to get to, and of course we had to laugh at talk about Perez Hilton's latest video discussing the bitch slapping he got at the MMVA.... And it was all good until Fergie got mad at us and we started making fun of her to Lady Gaga and her awesome sparkly boobies and then next thing you know Will I Am popped Dan in the coconut.... You know.... just another week of RoR... so listen would ya??? kthnxbi

RobOnt Radio - Perez Hilton Is A Pussy 53.2 meg MP3

!@$!@%$)(%$& ahahahaha Perez You Ass

2009-06-22T12:39:08-07:00

OK I'm gonna preface this with the following, I'm an asshole at times, there is stuff that makes me laugh that shouldn't, I can't help it, that's just the way it is... I don't think this is one of those times, but if you find yourself needing to say that after reading this, I've already done it so move on. Now that THAT's been said... This video of Perez Hilton's account of his "assault" last night, omg I had to turn it off because I was literally laughing out loud at work and I didn't want to explain why I was doing that. I know for sure we'll be watching/discussing this ad nauseam this evening during RoR, but god damn when he starts crying towards the end of it, I was wiping tears of laughter from my eyes... Perez you ass... you make a fucking living out of insulting and humiliating people... did you honestly think a smack down or two isn't a) warranted b) part of the job requirements.... Honest to god you dummy, you had it coming, you can cry and whine all you want about how it's not necessary, but you had it coming.... Will I Am... you're my new hero.... Now, on to prearranging my own demise, here's a little video of a couple doing sexy time, and I got no better description because I've gotten myself all giggly again with the previous paragraph, so like, watch people having sex

Sexy Time 56 meg Windows Media

btw-> there will be a lack of quality programming here as usual this evening at 9:00 pm eastern, 1-888-RobOnt1 to tell us how bad we suck

Vacation Sex

2009-06-19T12:16:01-07:00

OK so you're on vacation, and you're kinda horny, so you have a quicky in the woods... That's cool right?? Wait... tangent coming up, but let me finish the first thought before I follow the other path... OK vacation, fucking... ohh right, but somewhere between vacation and fucking you decide to setup a tripod and film yourself fucking in the wild... now THAT takes dedication.. and a small amount of craziness... but here's a couple doing exactly that...

Vacation Sexy Time 76.2 meg Windows Media

OK other tangent... what's the bravest you've gotten with public sex?? I'll cop to a picnic table in a park, a hot tub in a hotel that was in the center of hotel (with the rooms looking down on it).. ummm a drive in.. uhhh aaah.. on top of a house boat in Lake Havasu and I'm sure there's several more that I can't remember... now... share people... let's hear yours!!

Happy 3.0 day

2009-06-19T12:31:19-07:00

I'm sitting here at work twitching cuz I wanna get home to load up the latest iPhone firmware... Yes I'm that bored... But hey! Here's a little gem that is a worthwhile distraction... This video starts off with this cute goofy little brunette that I thought would be conservative in bed and stuff.... But she is sooooooo not... She's like the perfect girl, fun, hot and fucking caaaa raaaaaay zeeee enthusiastic when comes to sex.... Seriously... Totally my kind of chick :D

Yay for fun chicks! 131.1 meg Windows Media

RobOnt Radio - Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe

2009-06-16T07:17:43-07:00

OK so if you wanna take a pass this week, I won't be offended... Not that I'm ever offended by people taking pass on the show, but this week, well we started off normally with discussions of Anna Paquin's boobies, some friendly betting on what pubic hairstyle she'll be sporting when she eventually does the bush shot, the alleged Rhianna Sex Tape and then the show took a weird twist (as it's prone to do). We discuss Uwe Boll's Postal, specifically the Little Germany Scene and more specifically the little children slaughter scene, and you could say that our take on it might be a little bit ummmm... much for some. That's a good way of putting it, we never quite recover from that discussion, well unless you then count Dan's discovery of a family of lil bunnies and what happened to one of them (hint, take a look at the show icon), or maybe the puppy flushed down the toilet story.... Ohhhhh we can't forget the caller looking for "quality programming".... Ahhhhh good times.... anyway, here's the show for those of you that are as twisted, bored and devoid of any real talent as we are...

RobOnt Radio - Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe 46.4 meg MP3

Happy Monday

2009-06-15T12:10:49-07:00

And another week begins, this one with rumors of a Rhianna Sex tape... The Superficial claims to a have a clip here, I honestly don't really know all that much about her, but maybe one of you guys can tell me if you think it's legit or not... What else is there?? Ohhh right.. videos, two of them today actually, first one is a video shot by some guy claiming that the video is a "hidden sex tape of his Arabic step mother banging someone that's not his Dad"... Usual internet reality rules obviously apply, the second one is of a decent looking red head getting banged enthusiastically... watch it.. you'll see what I mean...

Stepmother sex 33.4 meg Windows Media
Red Head Sex 14 meg Windows Media

And for those of you so inclined, RoR this evening at 9:00 pm eastern

Paris Hiltons Single and Panty-less And....

2009-06-11T06:23:26-07:00

Sooooo apparently Paris broke up with her latest boyfriend and decided it was time to stop wearing panties again... which is fine with me, click on the icon if you want to see the area in question, not a great pic, but at least it's a step in the right direction (more nudity please Paris). So that's that, ohhhhh and something a little bit more fun and interesting, a little homemade video for you guys today, again not the greatest, but definitely worth a little look.... Morning people!!! :)

Homemade Sexy Time 58.1 meg DIVX

Well Hello Dare

2009-06-09T18:47:36-07:00

Decent lil video for you guys this evening... yes this evening, still swamped at work, but I'm trying my damnedest to update this week, even if it means pulling out the pron at night... This one caught my attention because the chick is wearing thigh highs, and I have a thing for thigh highs... on top of that she's a REALLY good egg... you'll see what I mean, so give it a look... then talk your wife into trying to recreate it, video tape and send ooooon over, so we have something for the rest of this week.. Ready? Set? Go!!

Cute Lil Thing Being a Good Egg 62.7 meg DIVX

RobOnt Radio - True Bromance

2009-06-09T07:07:14-07:00

I know, I know, hacky hacky name, but it had to be used because it REALLY fit with the show, and well, we are hacky, so wtf, why not go with it and embrace our hackiness right? Besides.. it gives me a chance to use the Super Secret Agent Jason barging in on Dan peeing with Blackberry cam a blazing icon. Wow, what an awkward description that was... Anyway lots of this show, including much discussion of one of our favorite movies True Romance, some talk of Britney's boobies, Ninja's killing David Carradine and the crime scene photo "proving" it, some Brett Michaels awesomeness, for those of you that are down on yourselves we provide a place for some inspiration of your awesomeness... ahem... ahhhh what else... some music discussion, Jason's favorite type of boobies, hey!! No more pot necessary!! Now apparently you can spray on some shit and turn tomatoes or any kind of plant for that matter into a THC lined treat.. So of course the implications of that are discussed... *insert laser effects here* Ohhhh we also talk about our favorite Cuckold Couple, who haven't contacted us yet or update their site since we mentioned them, and we ponder the reasons why and then a bunch of the usual shit, so tune it.. or don't... if you do drop us a line though, we DO like to hear from you crazy kids, show@robontradio.com or 1-888-762-6681 (1-888-RobOnt1).

RobOnt Radio - True Bromance 91.9 meg MP3