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So it's November 11th eh....

2009-11-11T11:04:42-08:00

On a serious note, before I got started with my usual non-sense, November 11th is Remembrance Day here in Canada, and I just wanted to acknowledge, and pay respect to those brave souls who gave their lives so that my family and I could live the good life we do. You may be gone, but your sacrifice, is not forgotten, thank you so very very much.

On a site related note, there's been a real surge in memberships lately, thanks a lot guys, that really helps with the $300-$400 I pay every month in hosting bills. Members will post something for you a little later about a newer faster server for you guys, so check in there. For those of you that are sending me emails asking questions about memberships/etc and are waiting for a response, I respond to all of that stuff as fast as I can, if you haven't gotten a response within a few hours, it's either cuz it's late and I'm sleeping, or that it's gone to your spam folder. I've gotten a few people mentioning that my emails are getting marked as junk by some anti-spam services, so remember to check there if you don't see anything from me.

And of course a quick lil video for you maniacs, decent looking brunette slurping some weiner and then going for a ride....

Boink Boink meg Windows Media

Is It Still Monday?

2009-11-09T20:05:38-08:00

I guess it is, 11:00 pm is cutting it a wee bit close, but this is really the first time I had a chance to sit down and right shit today.... blech... Sick wife, sick kid, accountant wanting stuff for year end, no RoR this evening cuz Jasons a wee bit off... meh... oh speaking of the RoR thing, for those of you that don't follow the site, we did get nominated for a Podcast Award for Best Mature Podcast, yay!! and thank you guys for the votes, I do honestly and seriously appreciate it :D Cool part of it is that Adam Carolla is also nominated, soooooo zero chance of winning, which I'm totally cool with because, hell we're in the same category as the Man Show guy, how the fuck could you not be thrilled with that?!?!? Soooo that's that, should be back next week barring any other strange illnesses.... Onto the porn, quicky cuz it's late, chick dances, strips, plays with herself, gets fucked.. In that order... and don't worry, no cuckoldery this time.... sorry Paul...

Well Hello Dare 26.6 meg Windows Media

A Guy, His Wife, A Black Guy and Camera Man Walk Into A Bedroom

2009-11-06T12:38:36-08:00

A Guy, his wife, a black guy and camera man walk into a bedroom, tell me if you heard this one? Another little hint, as the icon would indicate the black guy is banging the guys wife while he watches and jerks off while the camera guy does what he is supposed to.... After that... I ain't telling you anymore... You'll just have to watch....

Would ya look at that... 48.8 meg MPG

ps-> For those of you looking for membership info you can find it here. Yes you can use that big money transfer service that shall remain unnamed. I just don't advertise that for obvious reasons.

Members Call

2009-11-06T08:23:37-08:00

Members log in, something there that I KNOW several of you have been waiting desperately for..... I can't talk about it here on the public site because of some nice lawyers that keep an eye on us, so sorry, if I can figure out a way around that lil problem I would be sharing it with everyone... but I will be back with something for you guys as well later this afternoon :)

Formulas

2009-11-04T12:43:23-08:00

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Woops... where am I ??? Sorry about that... lack of sleep has got me channeling Bruce Campbell for some reason.... BUT I do have some work for you people.... Math work.... you got that?? OK so add together One Hot Chick + One Dooooode + One Video Camera, quick, no cheating, what's your answer??? OI!!! You over there!!! Eyes on your paper!!! Here, I'll give you one clue:

I see that mister... no passing notes 93 meg DIVX

MUST POST gasping

2009-11-04T06:35:27-08:00

RobOnt Radio Episode 134 - Cleaning Jessica Alba's Asshole Properly

2009-11-03T06:15:13-08:00

And welcome to another action packed episode of RoR, and before I get to deep into the discussion, there is a picture that is relevant to something I say at the beginning of the show, had to throw that out there so that you guys don't give me the same look of horror that I got from Jason as the words came out of my mouth. Now that that's out of the way, I will say that this show (from my standpoint) was probably one of the funniest episodes we've done, so much so that I gave up towards the end because of a headache I got from laughing too much. You know what that means to you guys? Absolutely nuffin probably... I don't know if discussions of ass eating, proper grooming techniques and man dates are your cup of tea... But that's what we talked about at great length this evening and it was a good time... So as usual, listen if you are so inclined, don't if you're not, a sincere thank you VERY much to the people that have joined the Facebook group, it's nice to be able to put a face to who we're talking out there and we do appreciate you guys joining the group, and hope a few more of you will as well. And of course thanks to the people at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for helping make this show possible :)

RobOnt Radio Episode 134 - Cleaning Jessica Alba's Asshole Properly MP3 (Duration: 1:17:48 -- 71.2MB)

Happy Monday Mah People....

2009-11-02T17:24:28-08:00

And welcome to another Monday my friends... Had some down time with the Dot Net site that had me panicking like you wouldn't believe.... OK you probably would, but it was a hershey squirt afternoon because the server disappeared and then reappeared with a generic Welcome to Apache screen which left me panicked cuz I don't run Apache... Anyway problem resolved... Starting to think about doing a smaller version of the 12 Babes of Xmas again.. If any of you are interested in showing off your wives drop me a line, or if you're a lady that wants to show feel free to drop me a line as well.... Till then, a little video of a douche Israeli dooode and a decent looking chick... I can't say for sure they're Israeli, cuz I don't know the language, but I'm sure one of you will correct me if I'm wrong... Takes too fucking long to get going IMHO, but once it does it's alright... and I kinda dig the chick, so there ya go

Bang Bang Bang Middle Eastern Style 84.2 meg Windows Media

ps->RoR this evening at 9:00 pm eastern for those of you interested....

Milf porn

2009-10-29T13:01:58-07:00

Quick little video today from one of those MILF sites, caught my attention because the chick is wearing lingerie, and my weakness for that is well documented. Got me to thinking though that there is something sexy about women in their 30's-40's that is hard to quantify... Fuck... did I just use the word quantify while trying to describe porn?!?!? ugh.. anyhoo, there's this something about them that is really friggin appealing.. Maybe it's the experience, I mean the 20 something's are hot cuz they're bodies are still 20 somethings, and they're sexy because the whole newness of sex hasn't worn off... But chicks a little older KNOW what is hot and know how to get it and just do it better... Am I just babbling??? Probably, but I'm still maintaining the milf thing is hot.. while the cougar thing isn't... wait.. that's a whole other discussion.. we'll have that later, for the time being the european chick that got this whole train of thought started... Some of you 30-40 something chicks needed to weigh in on this... and get naked for us as well ;-)

Milfy fun 58.3 meg Windows Media

Some Hotel Room Fun

2009-10-27T18:41:24-07:00

Well my friends I'm back from the land of hippies (also known as Victoria, BC), though as I was saying to Jason and Dan last night on the show, I dunno if it's really that anymore, kind of seems more like the land of 90's grunge fans... All part of the same family I suppose, anyhoo I stumbled across this lil video today of a couple making good use of their hotel room, something I did not. So instead of watching a fat fucking 40 year old watching tv and scratching his balls, I thought I'd throw up this video of 2 thin twenty somethings doing something else to that area... More palatable I think, unless you're into fat old bald guys, in which case, this may not be the site for you....

Let me see if I can scratch that itch for you 50 Meg Windows Media

RobOnt Radio Episode 133 - Katy Perry Getting Anally Milked

2009-10-27T06:34:55-07:00

God damnit I REALLY want to call this episode Katy Perry's Fart Box, but in the end I had to go with the anal milking for reasons that will become obvious as you listen to this episode. I want to say there was a lot to discuss, but there wasn't, and yet we went on and on about lots of things that will upset people for one reason or another I'm sure. Kind of funny how that happens..... We even talked about Amy Winehouse's new bolt ons and the latest nip slip caused by them, and if THAT doesn't upset you, well then you may be alright with the rest of it... Though there is some talk of Katy Perry's Birthday pix which should make any red blooded man happy in the pants. Our girlfriend STILL hasn't responded to our requests, maybe a few of you could drop her an email at kaida_kane@yahoo.com and let her know we still want to talk to her... Serious emails only please *cough* Other than a surprise and welcomed call from Old Black James it's business as usual my friends. So take a listen, or don't, join our Facebook group, or don't, thank our sponsors over at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry, or well... no alternate there... Cuz well you know, I'm a greasy bastard like that... And with that... Whatcholookinatmygutfer....

RobOnt Radio Episode 133 - Katy Perry Getting Anally Milked MP3 (Duration: 1:13:22 -- 67.2MB)

ps-> Back to reality after being in Victoria, porn will follow soon :)

RobOnt Radio Episode 132 - Kim Kardashians Edible Ass aka The Sexy Show Part Deux

2009-10-20T06:51:12-07:00

OK so maybe we didn't talk about how edible Kim Kardashian's ass was in this episode.... think that was the last one, but honestly, who's not gonna wanna listen with a title like that? And who the hell is gonna complain about a show icon like that??? Ohhh right... Caleb perhaps.... Speaking of, after a loooooooong absence our token fag calls in to let us know we still "crack his shit up", which considering who it's coming from paints a frightening image in our minds. We of course continue right where we left off last episode with the special screening we've been talking about. Video on a podcast huh? I dunno how that worked out, but I'm sure you animals will let us know. Paulie joined us this week and we had some special fun in his facebook, you'll have to listen to find out what that means. On the Facebook topic we drool a little bit over one of the hot new editions to our Facebook Groups friend list (you've joined right??), and while on the hot chick tangent we remind ZOMGitsCriss we haven't forgotten about her and we are still wondering WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM US CRISS?? WE KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING...... Maybe you guys can bug her a little bit more like our good *friend* Michael did. Twitter here, youtube channel here, remind her nicely we're still waiting, we're lazy and don't want to have to find inventive ways of getting your attention my darling.. Though that is coming by the looks of it... Drop us a line would ya? Kthnx... And while I, Captain Segue am on the youtube thing, we take time to watch some dog ass dragging and dog molestation videos on there. Fucking youtube rules... Wow...we did talk about lots... With that being said, leave us a message my friends, we do love to hear from you, 1-888-762-6681 and show@robontradio.com. Don't forget to join our facebook group, there's Rob's and Dan's twitter of course, ignore Jason and Paul, their shy tools and thank you VERY much to our friends at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for sponsoring us :)

RobOnt Radio Episode 132 - Kim Kardashians Edible Ass aka The Sexy Show Part Deux Duration: 1:30:08 -- 82.5MB MP3

Hello Creeeeeeeeeeep

2009-10-19T18:45:32-07:00

Happy Monday people.... hope you aren't as frigging wiped as I am... ugh... Needed something to keep me awake so when I saw this video I thought, awesome, chick with a decent body, in lingerie... that'll help get the old heart pumping, so I turned it on and then this fucking creep comes into frame wearing a balka... bellakla... balaklava... hood on his head... The rest I'll leave up to you guys to check out...

Creep in a mask vs girl in lingerie 166.8 meg MPG

ps-> Speaking of creeps, trip got pushed off till later this week, soooo RoR this evening at 9:00 eastern at the site and on BTR

Holy Shit

2009-10-16T07:39:20-07:00

I can't even begin to do this justice.....

How To Eat Pussy

2009-10-15T11:24:04-07:00

Are right boys, get your pen and paper out, time to take some notes. Some more box munching today, but THIS time it's educational as well, and some of you may recognize the rather famous instructor (and I must admit if there's anyway who knows her away around the puss it's her). So listen, watch, learn and then go home and try it out on your significant other... And for my lovely female audience, let me know if what she's saying is in fact good advice :)

OK Class, lesson one 107.1 meg MPEG4