Well, Now You’ve Done It

The page you’re looking for doesn’t exist.

It may have existed in the past, and it may yet exist in the future, but here in the present, you’re out of luck. But hey, it’s not so bad. Your day is sure to be brightened by whichever of these is most relevant to you:

  • Your hair looks great!
  • Have you lost weight?
  • Congratulations on your promotion!
  • I have always found you to be immeasurably more talented and likeable than [your personal or professional nemesis].