Funny SMS Jokes

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huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:38:07 +0000

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When Words Are Not Enough

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:37:26 +0000

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings Dont Think That You Are In Love. It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 25 May 2012 05:35:31 +0000

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI

Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 25 May 2012 05:34:44 +0000

GREAT SAYS”
Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy,
Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy.
Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta hy,
Unhe DIN chOta lagta hy.
Have a nice day

toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 23 May 2012 06:31:04 +0000

toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay
magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga
tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar
tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga

Shakespare says

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 23 May 2012 06:28:10 +0000

Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u...
Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:37:49 +0000

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:33:19 +0000

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

God has given Eyes

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:32:37 +0000

God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Aay Neend Aaja K Ab Koi Nahi Paas Mery

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:16:35 +0000

Aay Neend Aaja K Ab Koi Nahi Paas Mery
Jis K Liye Tujhe Chora Tha Wo To Mujhe Chor Gaye...
GoOod ni8 :-(

Ek bache ka dost samandr mei doob k mar gya,

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:15:51 +0000

Ek bache ka dost samandr mei doob k mar gya,
Wo roz samandar kinare jata or khara ho jata,
Lehrain ati or us ke Paon bhigo kar chali jati,
Or woh Rote-Rote samandar se kehta,
K

KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:12:34 +0000

KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain
~'~''~''~DOST''~'~'~'
Abi Pankha Chalaya hi tha k phr Light Chali gai

"SONAHRI BAT"

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:11:23 +0000

"SONAHRI BAT"
Agar jannat main APNI MARZI KI zindagi gozarna cahte hu
TO
Dunya main RAB KI MARZI KI zindagi guzar lo

Kon bany ga crore pati?

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:10:14 +0000

Kon bany ga crore pati?
5 crore ka swal,
Ques:- wo 2 log kon hain,
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Faraz achanak Larki ko dekh kr kehta hai

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:09:41 +0000

Faraz achanak Larki ko dekh kr kehta hai:
Lafz Tere, Geet Mere Ghazal koi Sunaon kya?
Larki:
Haath Mere, Gaal Tere, Kaan k Neeche Bajaun kya
wa wa wa wa.

Har sans k sath mujhe socha karo gy TUM

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:08:53 +0000

Har sans k sath mujhe socha karo gy TUM,
Apne hi aks main mujhe dhonda karo gy TUM,
Jab yaad aaye gi TUM ko WAFA meri,
Phir har shakhs ko chahat se dekha karo gy TUM,
Aaj meri tanhayi par hans rahe ho jo,

POLICE or Pathan

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:08:07 +0000

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
PATHAN:- O' Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai,
Police:- DSP Ka matlab jante ho
Pathan:- Dimag Se Pagal.:-)

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chez

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:07:17 +0000

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"

Bewafa Se kbi pyar nhi hota

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:05:41 +0000

Bewafa Se kbi pyar nhi hota
Mrne k baad intizar nhi hota
Sub Se dosti dekh kr krna
Hr insan meri tarha
SWEET
LOVELY

1 pathan hsptal aya

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:04:36 +0000

1 pathan hsptal aya to nurse n btaya
Mbarak ho
is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen.
Pthn: Khuda ka shukar he ke hm 12 baje yhan nai aya:-D

Dukhi Love Letter in Punjabi :

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 19 May 2012 05:44:51 +0000

Dukhi Love Letter in Punjabi :
O mery dil de chain
Tery pichay kutte pain,
Tu lutiya mere dil da chain,
Rab kare tenu chitr pain,
Teray nain baray nashely,
Jevay jhaaroo de teelay,
Tu meray dil vich enj wasia,
Jeevay chikar vich khota phasya,
Janay jigar janay tamanna,
Edar aa teriyan lattan phannan.

Kisi Insan ko dukh dena

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:05:15 +0000

"Kisi Insan ko dukh dena itna
Aasan hai jitna samandar me patthar phekna
Magar ye koi nhi janta k wo
patthar kitni gehraee me gaya hai"

Zindgi Ki kuch chizain

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:03:51 +0000

Zindgi me kuch chizain
apki jan kbi nhi chorain gi,
1.   waqt
2.   Dil ki dhrkn
3.   Nasseeb
4.   Yaadein
5.   Gham
or
INSHALLAH ""Hum....

20 Saal Baad Beta Paida Hua,

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:02:33 +0000

Pathan Hospital K Bahar Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Tha..
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Kisi Ne Pochha K Kion Ro Rahey Ho?
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I am the 1st one to wish u

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:00:39 +0000

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Nahi