Funny SMS Jokes

1 pathan ka accident hogaya

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:20:57 +0000

1 pathan ka accident hogaya
Doctor
Accident kaise howa
Pathan replied
Wo kocha hum mor katnay laga tha aur agay mor nhe tha

Beta khana khayega

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 05:22:38 +0000

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

khaak well done

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 05:52:18 +0000

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Dil ne kaha Dost ko sms karon

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 06:01:33 +0000

Dil ne kaha Dost ko sms karon,
Phr socha dil to Pagal hy,Lekin
Phr socha Dil Pagal hy to kia howa
DOSt konsa
PROFEESAR HY.

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 06:44:11 +0000

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.
1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.
2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.
Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen.
Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen.
Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay…. BIWI kehtay hen.

Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:11:11 +0000

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhor De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

Gals Have Two Major Problems

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 07:17:00 +0000

Gals Have Two Major Problems With Their Wardrobe:
1. Nothing To Wear &
2. No Place To Keep Her Clothes.
Guys Have Two Major Problems With Their Laptop:
1. Nothing To Watch &
2. No Space For Anything New.

what do you want for your birthday

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 05:43:10 +0000

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Once a fisherman got up very early

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 11:59:21 +0000

Once a fisherman got up very early
in the morning. Since it was impossible
to see anything. He found a basket
full of stones like stuff. He began tossing
them into the river to pass the time.
Atlast, when he was left with the last
one, the first stroke of dawn came. He
saw the stone, he was holding. It was
a diamond. Then he realized that he has
thrown a basket full of diamonds into
the river.
.
Moral: Never getup early in the morning

Mai School Nhi jaonga

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:45:15 +0000

Son:Mai School Nhi jaonga..
Mom:Kyn?
Son:Job Kronga..
Mom:4th Class par kr Kya Kaam
kro Gy?
Son:3rd Class Ki Lrkion Ko tution
Prhaonga….
O teri khair..

RULA KAR WO HAME KHUHS HO JAYENGE

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:05:49 +0000

RULA KAR WO HAME KHUHS HO JAYENGE,
SAATH ME NA SAHI DUR JAKAR MUSKURAYENGE,
DUA HE KHUDA SE UNKO DARD NA DENA,
HAM TO SEH LENGE PAR WO TUT JAYENGE.

PATHAN proposed a girl with romantic poetry

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:05:08 +0000

PATHAN proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..
Kutta mar gya razaai me
KHAN pagal hai teri judai mn
Pani me khota tair nahi skta
Ye KHAN tere bin reh nahi skta..
Mujhy aisy chor k na ja mari JAAN. . . .
I am not a terorrist.
My name is khan

Ae dunya k khush qismat insan

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 12:48:34 +0000

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen
Admi:
meri koi girl frnd nhn
Phol wala:
phr apni mengatar k lia lejyen
Admi:
meri koi mengatar bi nhn
Phol wala:
phr apni biwi k lia lejyen
Admi:
meri koi biwi b nhn
Phol wala:
Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja

In a Mental Hospital

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 13:40:00 +0000

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)

How to kill an ant

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 05:28:58 +0000

Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Khate time baat nahi karte

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:30:06 +0000

Boy: Suno Zara !
GIRL: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate me cockroch tha,
Le aur ban Heroine.

Someone Asked Shakespeare

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 05:49:18 +0000

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.

Girls Pc Folde

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 11:29:49 +0000

Girls Pc Folder:
C:\Desktop\Songs\Romantic Songs
Boy's Pc Folder
C:\Windows\System32\Drivers\Studymaterial
\Important Files\Educational Stuff/Data Structure
And Alogrithims\Sunny Leone.Avi... =P =D

UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 05:51:35 +0000

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible.

bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 06:05:05 +0000

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
Pata hai kya hua?
Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye

When a Guy does Something Wrong.

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 06:07:52 +0000

When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)

How 2 kill a girl ?

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 05:48:43 +0000

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

If you marry one woman

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 05:54:34 +0000

If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life :p

Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 06:02:58 +0000

Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .

Jb Sheeshy K Bartan PHOOT Jayen

huda@salsabil.org (Huda Fatima) — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 05:58:59 +0000

Jb Sheeshy K Bartan PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy 'CHUNNN'
Jb Bachon K Ghubaary PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy 'THUSSS'
Jb Paani K Bulbuly TOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy 'PATUKKK'
Aur
Jc Aawaaz Aati Hy
'QABOOL HY'
'QABOOL HY'
'QABOOL HY'..