Rubinman - The Dog With a Blog

A little bit of Rubinman goes a long, long way…

The Rubinman has been way busy, people. First I had to win that there "Lection", then I've been, like, doin WOLF stuff. Top secret wold stuff. Yoos know how it goes. Anyways, I didn't want yoos to think the Rubinman had forgot about yoos, so I've taken the time out from ...

Bagpipes

Note to Amber: you're an ass. Seriously.

I gotta lotta bottle. And I eats them.

I had been stalking the water bottle for some time. Watching. Waiting. Every time she put it down, I'd be there. I learned its routines, studied its weaknesses. I knew it would take time, but I had time. And so I waited. I, the hunter; it, the totally hunted. I ...

I Believe I Can Fly. Because I totally can.

Actually, let's not be modest here, folks. I don't just BELIEVE I can fly: I KNOW I can fly. Lookit: [caption id="attachment_88" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="SEE? I can totally fly. Like Superman, only better."][/caption] Just in case yoos are wonderin', no Terry is not helping me in this picture. Ha, like he even ...

A note from Amber…

So, this morning I came home from the gym and found that Rubin had been using my computer while I was gone. Specifically, Photoshop: [caption id="attachment_79" align="alignnone" width="450" caption="Rubin's message to Amber"][/caption] Rubin, if you're reading this: that's very sweet, but knock it off, OK? (Also: we've just finished moving Rubin's blog from ...

Friday Film: Rubinman in ‘So Excited’

So, after last week's video, some of yoos wrote to me to say yoos were all worried about me n' my "loneliness". Let me just say here and now, the Rubinman is NOT lonely. Not when he has his main man Almeida in the house, anyway... (NOTE: Parental advisory! Some scenes ...

BATHROOM

It's come to my attention that Amber and Terry seem to be expecting me to pee outside ALL THE TIME. I mean, not just the occasional alfresco pee, we're talking all outside, all the time i.e. I NEVER get to pee in the house ever again. Reasons for me thinking ...

PAWS

Amber and Terry are MAD. They're, like, totally obsessed with my PAWS. "Give me a paw," they'll say, a few times a day. I mean, why? What do they want my paw for? "Get your own paw," I always feel like saying, but once I've handed over the paw they ...

Friday Film: Rubin in ‘All by Myself’

So, as everyone who has ever met Amber and Terry knows, them dudes don't get out much, they really don't. But sometimes Amber and Terry DO go out. Sometimes they go to see this dude called "Gym". Now, I've never met this "Gym" and I don't really want to, because ...

HAIRS

It's been one of those days...One of those days when they stand you on a TABLE and CUT OFF YOUR HAIRS! I couldn't believe it. Well, actually, I could. I mean, I should have seen it coming. There's been a number of comments made recently about my appearance - ...