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Nowadays we are suffering pandemic information on the Medias. They are the junk news, which creates on us a certain distrust over the facts we are trying to search knowledge. Evidently that we trust on reliable information sources as newspapers, TV or Radio News, but with all these noise trying to attract more public or deceive public opinion, that undermines prestigious media coverage and

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We are living a difficult situation because of this weird virus named COVID19, so authorities tell us to stay at home for not spreading more the illness between us and for that to avoid saturating medical services. Don’t take this as a forced incarceration; it is really a risk to go out and crowing together until this entire pandemic disappears, and profit for doing forgotten things that for

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If you like something, tell me and I will incorporate your company name on the typography. Some colors could be changed if you need. The price of every single pre-designed logo is 75,00€. .post-body img { border: 0px; width: 440px; height: 293px; padding:5px; }

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Being a superhero isn’t easy, because you would like to save the world every day and the most time people call you for idiot things like: - My cat is in a tree and I can’t get it. - I forgot my passport at home and the plane is going to take off, could you bring me it? - I bought a lot of things at the supermarket and I am not superman, could you help me to carry it at home? So, when you

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If you searched immortality, you found it. You know, it is not question of wandering like a vampire all your eternity searching blood to feed your starving thirst, the solution to be immortal is in a simple selfie. Your life stopped on a past moment, a time where you were happy and decided to break the present taken on a handheld self portrait of you or with your friends, relatives…stored on

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From I watched Lucy movie that I was thinking if really we, human beings, use only 10% of our brain capacity. Is this a myth or a reality? What we must have clear is that we are talking about a big machine, which it might be need some kind of gym exercises to stimulate all its power. The human brain seems able to perform tasks that cannot make any computer. A computer can only perform

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The search for new habitable planets is one of the most exciting things that astronomers around the world are doing today. They search among billions of stars planets like Earth where young life could develop. Technology is advancing rapidly but no still so quickly to find, even having contact, with new civilizations in the Universe. What would be a new life far away from Earth? Even finding

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For many books, training methods, therapies… that I tried to follow for becoming a more successful person in this life, that I didn’t get what I would like to be. So, thinking about, I found 3 reasons why I am a mediocre man in this world: 1/ SUPER BRAIN: Having a powerful brain can open you to a better job, being for example a NASA engineer, head of computer security… 2/ GORGEOUS: Beautiful

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Becoming addicted to a videogame is easy, especially when you like the characters, the environment and the situation that creators put on. This would be a question to ask to your brain: Why did you get stuck to a hero from a videogame you liked, until the point of finishing in a psychiatric consultation because it went out of hand? Sometimes reality is not good at all, you know all the

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Nowadays we live connected to the network through different devices (even fridges have one who purchase when food start to finish) Meeting people in person is one of the most amazing and interesting thing to do, but happens that too often we are so exigent and nobody is perfect. So searching perfection over a relationship or a simple friendship is complicated and it is, in this marketing niche

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Fifty doodles bad drawn in a canvas can be a masterpiece. About trendy art you will never know as it can go. Imagine you are a frustrated painter of beautiful landscapes. One day you decide throwing a pot of paint on the canvas creating an abstract demonstration of rage and angry expression, so you think that this shit can be worth and you include it on your next expo. It creates an exclamation

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Money doesn’t give you happiness, but you would agree that it makes life easy. There are a lot of millionaire people who in despite of swimming in a pool full of dollars instead of water, their lives are nothing. In the other side, you find the poorest who, every day, figure out the best manner to live honestly, without the sad resource of appealing to rob a bank. Anyway, I think this is

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Every day millions of data are driving on the information roads built over mega-computers. Increasingly, every second we send to the cloud, through more devices and applications, data and more data. I can’t imagine turning back to the past sending a simple letter with stamp to a distant friend and worst of all using a carrier pigeon. Despite advances in security technologies, consumers have

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The best thing ever I like doing, when I am in a quiet week-end, is going to walk at the countryside, sitting down or lying on the grass and look to the sky. Sky is this infinite blue space where you can lose your sight; you will never find the end. So luckily, this monotonous blue sky is sometimes broken by clouds. Looking as clouds change in shapes is one of my favorite activities when I

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No war, no atomic bombs, no missiles, no alien invasion attack, no zombie’s resurrection, no weird people mutation, no psychological madness, no meteorite fall, no divine punishment… we are going to be extinguished by a simple mortal virus without vaccine possible to heal the disease it would spread around the world. The smallest weird thing you can imagine will take our lives off. You thing

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Our parents and grand-parents were no stuck to this kind of weird technological things which appeared after the washing machine invention. We, new generations of people living here at Earth, have fallen in computer and mobile addiction. How many hours do you pass using computers, messaging in WhatsApp, playing applications, games…? Japan, country where there are more people addicted, has

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Scientists from NASA are planning to send a crew of flies to the Space Station there up. They think that their genome and ours, human beings, is very similar…what the hell! Are they comparing us with those dirty and disturbing bugs? “It has long been known that the ability to resist disease in universe from astronauts is very difficult, and their immune system weakens in the space. It happens

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The space agency NASA recently launched a flying saucer to the space which will allow test them new technologies that someday hope to transport human beings to the Mars planet. According to my weird command of spies around the world to get exclusive information for this blog, I can announce that this new knowledge NASA is using to fly saving money in space is taken from an extraterrestrial

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We live in a society that rewards and celebrates the speed and immediacy. Discarding the habit of wanting things for now yet, it is possible. It is only question of a simple change of attitude and a little process of inner psychology. What causes stress is being here wanting to be there, or being in the present wanting to be in the future. But then, why do we do it? Why are we anticipating?

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It is curious that newborn generations, their bodies evolves for adapting better to the environment that they are going to live. In a precedent post, I spoke about the evolution of faces because boxing among prehistoric men, and it took to my mind, what our future evolution could be having in consideration that we are polluting the air we breathe every day. So for survive to a polluted air,

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Species evolution over time is an inexplicable thing. Well, you can explain it because of science, studies, researches…, but it is always a mystery as it really happens. The last I read about: “Male faces evolved to take punches.” It means that while fighting for survive in those far away times, prehistoric people practiced boxing to get what they would like. So, the easier way is always

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Rafa Nadal is a monster at the clay court. He has become the best player in the world playing in this surface, making Roland Garros his headquarters. Even Djokovic, who had improved his play and had options to win him in this recent 2014 final match, succumbed to the power of the Spaniard precise strikes. Rafa Nadal is a machine whipping the Roland Garros sand to make a milkshake. Novak

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I don’t still understand, after 2000 years of progression here living in Earth: why do people waste millions of money on creating greatest events while there are millions of people who are starving in our planet? Even with the consideration that “gladiators-footballers” earn so much money than a simple African village could live without hardship for years. So, human stupidity, starting for

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The World Federation of Obesity and the International Consumer Federation issued a disturbing report on the junk food. These entities ensure that the risk of disease for this food it can be compared to nicotine and mortality. Levels of health risk because of obesity caused by junk food levels are exceeding risk of death because of the nicotine. They have been asked to change the recipes of

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There are many people who search a pet and instead the typical cat, bird or dog they buy an exotic animal like snakes, crocodiles, spiders… The problem is that they take these kinds of animals when they are small, but they don’t know that in a few months, these creatures can grow bigger, so if you are living in a small apartment, it can be considered a big problem of space. What happens when

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