There has always been something downright terrible about seeing a young girl dolled up with a spray tan, adult hair style, sexy clothing and whorish makeup. That’s what makes beauty pageants so disturbing. Photographer Susan Anderson has collected a great gallery of these images which can be viewed in brief on her website or in her book, High Glitz. Check it out.

Sorry for the relatively few posts by the way, I’ve had swine flu and it’s terrible.

Be sure to click on the image to get a better view. The answers are too funny. Thanks  Laughing Squid.

Looking for something creepy, yet sexy to keep you company next year? Consider the My Zombie Pinups calendar. Only $14.99 if you buy before Halloween!

These stuffed bears are sold with the intention of your being able to use them to teach children about the human vagina. However, it doesn’t take a total freak to see a much more insane and much less sanitary use for them.

Who doesn’t love running across the occasional accidental dong?

Over on InventorSpot, I recently posted this great collection of the Weirdest, Tackiest, Creepiest and Sickest Halloween costumes this year. Needless to say, the post is not to be missed.

Not sure where this image actually came from, but dammit it’s awesome!

Amature photographer positivespace posted this great image of Sleeping Beauty cosplyers on Flickr. The shots are amazing.

I recently made aloe vera ice cream at my house and while you’re probably thinking “eww,” it’s actually quite good. The Chinese have been drinking aloe drinks for hundreds of years and you should try it too, but why not start off with some ice cream?

Because marvelous man boobs is one of those revolting blogs that you just can’t stop reading. Marvel at these big beauties and then stare with both shock and awe at Jack Nicholson’s bountiful bosom.