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Charm City Devils SINS – Album Review

Loose Cannon — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:21:35 +0000

Charm City Devils' new album SINS is 11 tracks of instantly catchy rock with a modern production that elevates the material while retaining the rawness of the guitars and vocals.

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13 Stupid Questions with Riot Inside

CeonFoosheys — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:51:14 +0000

By CEON FOOSHEYS Chicago rockers Riot Inside will release their second EP title 404 on Oct. 9, a six-song collection of energetic rhythm and bottom heavy swagger. I imagine a music reviewer would...

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Madonna doesn’t need your love, you sack of shit.

JackfnBurton — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 04:38:35 +0000

This is what happens when someone has unlimited money and time. Maybe Obama is right, and we should tax rich people out of existence and give their money to the poor for malt liquor and crack pipes.

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Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead at 47 – An R.I.P. Retrospective

Loose Cannon — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 14:40:59 +0000

Jani Lane – R.I.P. The writers of RUFKM have always found Jani Lane to be an underrated singer/songwriter that simply wrote some great songs during and after Warrant’s heyday....

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Charlie Sheen’s Brief History of Winning

JackfnBurton — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 05:13:16 +0000

It's like being good at speed boating, or banging blindfolded hookers. You don't have to DO anything. It's just what you ARE.

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America Needs Robocop.

JackfnBurton — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 05:28:18 +0000

I'm the guy who used to break into your house in the middle of the night and force you to play Russian roulette with your family before we robbed and burned the place.

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Return of InterBrain: Charlie Sheen Thanks America’s Firefighters.

JackfnBurton — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 00:40:12 +0000

Thank you for saving me. You are beautiful and hot, and you are every bit as hot as you are beautiful.

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Swill Street Stories – Lindsay Lohan and the Deathly Hallows.

JackfnBurton — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 02:55:01 +0000

The Lohan rarely appears in films because films are beneath her. Can such genius be contained within the narrow aspect of a theater screen? Can it be confined to two hours? Can it even be scripted?

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CBRIII-6: Mockingjay – Suzanne Collins

TylerDFC — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:45:50 +0000

NOTE: Mockingjay is book 3 and the finale to The Hunger Games series. The books are impossible to discuss without revealing the plot of the preceding books so do not read further if you intend to...

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RUFKM Films Presents: Chicago Blizzard 2011 “Snowmegeddon”

captainboondoggle — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:09:17 +0000

RUFKM.NET Films presents the Official Trailer for their next full-length production film; Snowmegeddon 2011: Snowpocalypse Now

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Counterpoint – “Alive” Album Review turns into quest rivaling search for the Lost Ark

Loose Cannon — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 15:43:56 +0000

Counterpoint the Word: “In music, counterpoint is the relationship between two or more voices that are independent in contour and rhythm and are harmonically interdependent. ”...

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China is Super Happy Peaceful Number One American Friend!

JackfnBurton — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:03:01 +0000

Thanks to the live car battery they attached to my nutsack, I was hardly even aware of the sensation of drowning.

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Sarah Palin Comes out Swinging.

JackfnBurton — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 07:09:57 +0000

Palin skillfully used violent imagery to deny the notion that she is prone to using violent imagery.

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CBRIII-5: Catching Fire – Suzanne Collins

TylerDFC — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 22:09:14 +0000

Catching Fire is book 2 of The Hunger Games trilogy and plot discussion will necessarily reveal story details of The Hunger Games. Review for The Hunger Games can be found here: The Hunger Games...

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RUFKM Films Presents “Pour Me” – The History of the Cowbell

captainboondoggle — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 19:45:34 +0000

RUFKM.NET Films presents the greatest short film ever created involving cowbells and a band from Baltimore. Witness the various styles of cowbell set to the epic Charm City Devils’ track...

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CBRIII-4: The Hunger Games – Suzanne Collins

TylerDFC — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:09:24 +0000

After a series of disasters and upheaval the United States falls. In its place rises Panem, an interconnected set of 13 districts, each feeding the ruling city Capitol with their commodities. When...

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CBRIII-3: Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk – David Sedaris

TylerDFC — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:59:25 +0000

David Sedaris newest collection of stories uses anthropomorphized animals to deliver compact fables hitting on very human themes like racism, religion, terrorism, domestic violence, friendship,...

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CBRIII-2: A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

TylerDFC — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:45:55 +0000

Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a classic for a reason. It is simply constructed, but loaded with details and inflections that make the story come alive. I’ve seen most versions of the story...

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CBRIII-1: In the Woods – Tana French

TylerDFC — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 20:02:00 +0000

The mark of a truly great book is one that you both don’t want to end but can’t wait to finish. The kind of story that has your eyes skipping to the opposite page just to get a glimpse at what...

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Sharp Teeth – The war on terror comes home.

TylerDFC — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 19:49:39 +0000

Sharp Teeth Cinema Craptastique review by TylerDFC I very seriously considered turning Sharp Teeth off several times. While Cinema Craptastique is dedicated to judging crap films, Sharp Teeth is SO...

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