Right Wing Frosting: the Icing for Your Conservative Confections

EFA, really?

2011-11-11T18:24:00.002-05:00

Anyone ever heard of "Equality for All"? They're 110% crazy. They are PETA cubed. They are, I don't have the words. Well, apparently they believe that we shouldn't "dominate" animals unless you happen to be an animal dominatrix or some crazy BS such as that. They believe that it's OK to have "relations" animals. I wonder if that includes whales (large penises). I wonder if that includes sloths (smaller penises I'd imagine)? I can't believe this group even exists. I find it hard to believe that it's even legal to ponder. I am probably being tracked right now because I visited their website. Well, apparently the men will back off from the "sex with animals" wonderment...

PENIS CANCER

So guys, the next time you're out in the pasture and "Flower" gives you that knowing wink, turn, and walk away.

PS-Yes W.J. I used Flower on purpose.

No Pain No Cain

2011-11-08T19:02:00.000-05:00

The alternative title for this post was Cain is Able? But, perhaps we need reminders of the pain we endured as a nation before we elected the Great Ronaldo. His name was Jimmy Carter (the peanut farmer) This time the pain we are enduring is Obama, and the pain is greater. Whether or not we realize it, the mechanisms he's put into motion have the possibility of destroying our nation from within. Let's elect a Great Hermano. I remember the first time I heard Herman speak. I couldn't help but think, "finally, a clean-cut black man with a decent haircut who doesn't look up to Mao and isn't tied to the Weather Underground". Now with accusation after accusation piling up on his doorstep, I wonder, "is this for real". The first time I heard him speak I had chills running down my leg, oh wait, that was someone else about someone else. Regardless of what I think about Herman Cain, let's look at what other people think of the "Cain Train". He is leading in nearly every poll of probable GOP voters. Ok, they like him too. So why all of the sudden are these women creeping out of the woodwork to defame him? I think they are hoping that he doesn't even remember them and that his mind is bleary enough to slip this by. Where were they when he ran for the Senate in GA twice? Where were they when Herman Cain was only polling 2% or 4%? They didn't exist then, and they are a fraud now, besides, he could just use a Bill line item and say I did not have visions of sex with that woman when I was harassing her. Everyone is looking for their five minutes of fame, some do their best to earn it, others do their best to redistribute someone else's fame. In this day and age, I think the only compliment it is safe to give a woman is: "I don't find you repulsive."

Obama the marxist hypocrite

2011-03-19T19:20:00.002-04:00

I just saw this on Drudge. I love that guy.

MARCH 19, 2011 OBAMA: 'Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world'... MARCH 19, 2003 BUSH: 'American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger...

Is anyone else noticing that The "Chosen One" is not anywhere near the good ole USA while he is "directing" this missilistic onslaught against Libya? At least when Reagan lit up their world he was in the White House. I am growing weary of Obama and his indecisiveness and hope that the "Chosen One" is "Chosen Once".

I think anyone who hasn't done so should read the 1948 Declaration of Human Rights which is a UN directing document. It will definitely open your eyes to the injustice done in the world. The injustice done by (at least with regard to indifference) the UN.
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PS- If you're an Iranian, leave a comment. It sure would be motivation to post again.

Mubarak Obama: Dictators in Chief

2011-02-11T19:55:00.002-05:00

Sounds alright doesn't it? I can't believe we just sit around and watch as our entire world is crumbling before us. 32 years ago Jimmy and the Shah couldn't get along so we ended up with Ahmadinejad and the Guard (a good name for heavy metal band). Now we just let Mubarak fall and another "ally" of ours in the middle east is gone. In 32 years we'll have our own Muslim Brotherhood (rap perhaps) thorn in our side. Thanks O. We appreciate it. So do the Saudis (a good name for an ally) (hint hint Mr. Obama), so do the Israelis (an even better name for an ally). Just so Mr. O understands, those last two sentences were intended satirically. I used to think Michael Savage was a right wing extreme nutjob, but I'm starting to think he's our only hope. Between Glenn's preparations for Armeggedon and the Savage Nation preparation for rhetorical (only we hope) war against Islam, I really don't think there should be doubt that most (non-progressive) Americans will be prepared. Thanks Mike, Thanks Glenn. I'm now forcing my wife to can food. Here's the Savage take on the Egypt Crisis. Let us not forget that Hosni was a dictator, but he was our dictator, and the next "president" will not be. Where exactly can we rendite our POWs for fingernail pulling now?

J-

The Cooper Debacle...

2011-02-02T19:39:00.000-05:00

Anderson Cooper was apparently trying to get an angle no one else considered, the right hook. I don't know about you, but I don't think if my name carried as much weight as Anderson Cooper (I suppose that statement is debatable) I'd have volunteered to (as a white man, a very pale white man) walk among the angry muslims in Egypt. Maybe Mr. Cooper needed to do something to "guarantee" his job with the Communist Nanny Network (CNN). I wonder if he received hazard pay for that imbecilic initiative. It never fails to amaze me the things journalists will do for "the scoop". I have an iota of understanding for war correspondents, they at least have the military (our military) to protect them. AC was depending on the military of a muslim country. Did anyone else watch the video of Mr. Cooper telling his story of being "hit like ten times"? When I was watching it I noticed in a frame or two that he was talking to a blond white woman. I know she was blond because she wasn't wearing a covering. I know she was white because she wasn't wearing a covering. With tempers high, does this make sense? I don't know who the woman was, but she was either incredibly stupid, or she has larger heuvos than our Commander in Chief. Maybe she should run for president. I have a cat named Cooper. I think probably most of the people in Egypt at this point would feel that my cat has less germs than a white elitist CNN reporter. I'll see if he's interested in the gig. So, at what point will we realize that liberal presidents and their liberal cohorts in Congress cause an unimaginable loss of ground in the middle east? Jimmy and the Shah (good name for a band, I'm thinking reggae), Barack and Mubarak (also a good name for something, probably not a band, maybe a musical?), and who knows what's next. Hopefully, we've learned this time and since the middle east is probably going to end up toasted, it won't be a problem in the future.

Recipe for success: Bam! Toss in a little tea.

2011-01-31T18:58:00.001-05:00

Now we're cooking with tea. The tea party was a welcomed addition to our national political scene. The party took the frustrations of middle America and put them to words. The pundits on the right love them. The liberals and progressives hate them. The tea party was sent to America by God. There is no other way to look at it. At a time when the progressive socialist backers were pushing us to the edge of a precipice, one girl decided to dump the tea. Don't tread on me became a nationwide motto. The tea party brought on a revolution. The feel good liberal train hasn't stopped yet, but I think they've finally realized that there is no station at which they are welcome to stop. Conservative judges seem to be too far and too few between these days. Do conservatives die earlier than liberals? Someone fund that study. We need to stack the courts with conservative justices and find the fountain of youth. So, the number one, most important, most fulfilling prophesy, the very reform that Obama was elected to enact, the health care reform, was stricken down by a lowly federal judge. Just be patient Americans. The Supreme Court is still a conservative force, and they will uphold. I wish there were a way to play the Uno reverse card on this whole schmack. Slap, reverse, Obama and the "progressives" could have their health care any way they want it. Obama and the Progressives, good name for a band. A blues band.

Check out the tea recipes, they're interesting to say the least. I'm only disappointed with the fact they contain no red meat.

J-

Recipe for success: Bam! Toss in a little tea.

2011-01-31T18:55:00.000-05:00

I need you all to reach out, read blogs, write blogs

2011-01-30T19:23:00.003-05:00

and prevent problems like the ones facing Egypt. Leave comments on blogs, write letters to your hometown papers and get the word out. Tell the government to stop wagering our future away with foreign loans. I prefer not to have China change the rate on my credit because they don't like me because I don't like communism. For God's sake, if you're reading this blog, leave a comment, I'm starting to feel like I'm writing to myself. If you disagree, please tell me why, if you agree, good for you, you're way ahead of the average liberal. Good luck Israel, we need you.

My wife and I were discussing the repercussions of the "Egypt Issue" today. She doesn't understand why we need to be allied with Israel. I tried to explain, I think adequately, that Israel is the beacon of rational thinking in an irrational region. Israel is the only entity keeping the USA out of war with the middle east as it is. If Iran wasn't worried about ramifications from Israel, don't you think Ahmadinejad or whatever his name is would have started world war three four and five by now? Israel is our arm of reason in the middle east. I'm happy with that. Egypt is allied with Israel. Enough said.

PS- Parents, please do your children a favor and restrict and stifle their creativity. It will do them much better when we become a communist entity.

PPS- My actual thoughts on the entire middle east issue: We take over all of the holy lands and charge admission. This alleviates the conflicts in the Gaza strip and our national deficit all in one. Second thought, Sandbox. My better half says that there's too much history there for the sandbox, I say, "That's why we write history down."

Kucinich the Litigious...

2011-01-29T12:12:00.002-05:00

Dennis Kucinich filed a lawsuit against the House Cafeteria. Why was he in the house cafeteria? Right, some imbeciles out there elected him once. So, because there was a non-pitted olive (oh the horror) in this wrap, and he was voraciously partaking, he damaged the enameled billion dollar tooth. I can't imagine what would happen to a politician who was missing a tooth. I wish actually that he lost all of his teeth, then the speeches would at least be amuthing. If I were the owner of the company who was targeted with his litigation, I would have immediately hired a lawyer and filed a countersuit alleging that the honorable Mr. Kucinich was the owner of a faulty tooth, and though my olive may have contained a pit, his tooth wasn't fit for chomping at all, let alone the stray pit. It seems that an olive branch may have been extended to Mr. Kucinich, but nevertheless, his litigation is just another example of our over litigious society. See previous post. How can a defender of our government show everyone how to whine and get rich? Wait, he's a democrat, not a defender of our Constitution, just a defender of the socialist movement we currently call the Obama Administration.

PS- It's interesting that Mr. Kucinich is a vegan. Perhaps if he had a balanced diet of animals and animal products his teeth would have been\be stronger. (Milk is high in calcium Mr. Vegan)

Where will China be?

2011-01-27T20:31:00.000-05:00

I suppose they will be exactly at the same place they are now. In a country too small for the billion or so people that live there, in an economy tied to the dreaded dollar, whether they like it or not, in a position to manipulate our economy whether we like it or not, hiding behind a "slatted" iron curtain, not audibly threatening nuclear war, but neither denying the possibility, standing "silently" behind\beside North Korea, and pulling strings as "She" sees fit all over the world. How many of those statements are open for debate? How many of those statements make you feel warm and fuzzy inside? How many of those statements make you want to run to the nearest gun shop and buy up weapons for future self defense? How many of you, regardless of your faith, feel that rounding up dissident "religious zealots" constitutes something you want to see done anywhere? How many of you worry that the most populous country on earth is sinister? I suppose the real question is: How many of the population in the most populous country on earth is sinister? And, are they sinister because they are sinister or because they're afraid not to be? On a side note, in an epiphany related but not to the previous question: How many of us "westerners" are "green" because we're afraid not to be? I say screw the CFs and screw in the Incandescents. I say, Pennsylvania, harvest the coal and gas from our mother earth and stop wallowing in debt. I say free up our national economy and invest in the American people, because we are, have always been, and always will be the most ingenious, intelligent, and hardworking people alive. Just allow us the rewards that, at one time, were reserved for the aforementioned. Stop taking our money for others. Stop taking our money for government programs we don't want. Stop telling us what we can and can't do, and stop trying to protect us from ourselves. We don't want to be China. We want to be the beacon of freedom and prosperity for the world. Oh, and you politicians in the national spotlight, just remember, raising taxes on the richest people in our land is a bad idea. Why would you try to raise taxes on the people who have the most money to figure out how not to pay taxes? And, they also have the most money to leave.

Where will China be?

2011-01-27T19:25:00.000-05:00

The discord in the disillusioned (dis)union?

2011-01-26T20:35:00.000-05:00

Alternative title tonight "I'm from Mars, I married a Venetian, and I still understand her better than liberals"

I was belittled and berated by a fellow conservative yesterday. Wait, two fellow conservatives yesterday. Wait, not actually belittled and berated, more accurately browbeaten and beleaguered. It seems I have neglected my duties as a conservative beacon in this seemingly liberal country. I'm sorry. To conservative one, I apologize, I suppose it must be the hardware in my body slowing me down and making me lazy, to conservative number two: I apologize, you're still a best friend, and don't worry too much, I'm still overly conservative. I'll finish this after the two conservatives in training are sleeping =).

Alright, one son, one daughter, two dreamlands.

I'm not sure where I'm going tonight and how I'll get there, or really, where it'll end. Guns, violence, Russia, terrorists, liberals, China, Muslims, EPA, US Marshals, more Guns, metal illness, enemy combatants, submarines, air force... the list goes on.

What really amazes me is that people seem to think that things are really bad "these days" and were blissful in the years past. Doesn't anyone remember mutually assured destruction during the cold war? No one can remember the Bay of Pigs? Things have never been perfect and never will be. If we've learned anything from history, let's remember something. If we've learned nothing from history, let us die. Barbarians. Nice word? Like "barbarians"? I doubt you do. Where are barbarians from? A: The Barbary Coast (N. Africa, MUSLIM) Look it up. So, barbarians have always been problems? A: Yes, look it up. Why would we figure that Islam would let us be now? A: Liberals made us. Russia. There are some things I admire about Russians. One, their ability to drink vodka. Other than a few college girls I knew, they are unparalleled. Second, other than the USA, they don't take BS very well. Or, do they? I seem to recall some tragedy revolving around Beslan. However disgusting and disheartening we feel about this horrendous act, the Russians dealt with it like men. They used tanks and grenades and guns and killed. Unfortunately they killed innocents too. Now, just the other day, the terrorist attack at the airport. What is the payback for this? I'm worried, and I feel, with just cause. We know that thanks to our "leader" (used loosely) the Russians have oodles more nukes than us. They seem to have little respect for Muslims, or religious people in general, or at least some (Putin and his ilk) seem to. How long, how many more attacks, what pushes the Russians (Putin et al.) over the NUKLer brink? Just a concern that crosses my mind. When that happens, if it happens (Putin et al, makes a when) what will China be up to?

The discord in the disillusioned union?

2011-01-26T18:18:00.000-05:00

I was belittled and berated by a fellow conservative yesterday. Wait, two fellow conservatives yesterday. Wait, not actually belittled and berated, more accurately browbeaten and beleaguered. It seems I have neglected my duties as a conservative beacon in this seemingly liberal country. I'm sorry. To conservative one, I apologize, I suppose it must be the hardware in my body slowing me down and making me lazy, to conservative number two: I apologize, you're still a best friend, and don't worry too much, I'm still overly conservative. I'll finish this after the two conservatives in training are sleeping =).

Pennsylvania = 2p - (Alabama/200,000)

2010-11-02T22:49:00.000-04:00

I had a minor acute myocardial infarction earlier. I was watching the election results come in on the Fox website. Pennsylvania was blue. I was bluer. I was trying to fathom another term of democratic governance, hence the title of this particular blog. For those of you who don't live in the fine state of PA, first, you're probably not reading this blog, second, PA consists of two separate entities. One entity is P squared, or Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, the second, Alabama (Pennsyltucky for you purists). PA is like a giant conservative sandwich of which the only liberals are the crust. I'm starting to understand why some children prefer their bread without crust. Mommy, please peel the liberals off of Pennsylvania. Year after year after year for more years than I can recall, and probably more years than my late great grandmother could recall, the P squares have decided the fate of our state. We end up with democrat governors who are allowed seemingly endless terms to grind our wondrous state into one of those ugly colors you get when young children are allowed to play with more than one color of play dough at the same time. So, after the nasty play dough mixes we finally get wise and elect a conservative (I use that term lightly since p2 would never elect a true conservative) to attempt to clean the mess. They never actually get done (think tiny play dough nuggets stuck in the carpet), and then p2 forgets the disaster the liberals created and elect another one to start mixing the colors. In reality, I was sitting and watching and trying to think if I had a clue who Onorato even was before I started seeing signs planted way too close to the road (and in a hairpin curve). We all (pennsylvanians) know who Corbett is, he's been here for quite some time. He's actually done some conservative things (maybe he can come to my house and remove the play dough specks). He filed a suit against Ocare, which gets a vote from me. I really don't understand why I still see Toomey is losing. What is going on here? Did anyone even know who Sestak was before he slaughtered Specter? A tested and true conservative is fighting against some ex military liberal (is that possible? oh, yeah John Kerry, and it's still disturbing he's enjoying the late Senator Heinz's wife and fortune, well, only his fortune, she can't actually be enjoyable can she?) and losing. I think I'll just call the doctor and get some nitro glycerin, I may need it. Cut the Crust PA.

"Demand The Liberal Media TELL THE TRUTH!" (Bumper Sticker)

An Historic Day

2010-11-02T09:23:00.005-04:00

Today becomes a day for the ages. I haven't decided what the slogan of the day is. I'm tossing two around. First: Yes, We Will Second: Today, hope and change become hopefully change. Let me know which you prefer. I should have had bumper stickers printed. Oh, well. Today, the "referendum on Obama" is a day which we never thought we would see. The messiah, the "one", the non-partisan, America joining, joiner of forces conservative and liberal will today, fail. It has become not an "if" but a how bad. Let's pray that at the end of the day (week for Floridians, they seem to have digit enumeration issues there) that Obama has to hide in a hole because of embarrassment. Let's hope that the newly elected conservatives do what we've been asking for. At least, draft legislation to repeal Obamacare, stop spending, and at most listen to everything that the majority of Americans are saying. If the newly elected conservatives don't at least offer these sacrifices, they time is fated. Their time will be short. If they don't listen, they'll spend less time in Congress than O in the White House. Today, VOTE! Remember that our votes are the things that separate our great Representative Republic from a dictatorship.

Grumpy Guy at Philly Polling Place - Click for story

Addendum- I asked my wife this morning to make me a costume. You know, since Halloween was just the other day. I told her I wanted a sheet and a pointy ghost hat with eye holes cut out. She refused. What a shame. I don't know why no one would want a vintage Strom Thurmond Costume at the polls. I was just going to ignore this writing here, ya know, not post it, but then I saw the picture of the "assumed" New Black Panther at the same polling place in Philly (see link for my take on that) that had the issues last year, ya know, the one that Mr. Holder tossed out of the courts? I wanted to dress vintage Strom to see if the case that was brought against me (which definitely would have been brought) would have been tossed out of the courts also. My first guess, no. I also was afraid that my vintage Thurmonesque costume could have turned the tensions of race in this country into something worse. Maybe I'd have been a martyr, not sure, but I do know that I wouldn't have had 70 some virgins waiting for me if I had been martyred.

J-Mussolini: Rise and Fall of a Dictator

How much...

2010-10-31T14:36:00.000-04:00

How much good gift could a good god give if a good god could give good gifts?

Try saying that once. Just once. I think it tangles the brain and the tongue, and if you're Italian, fingers and arms and hands.

The bible answers this question.

No eye has seen
Nor ear heard
Nor the heart of man conceived
What God has prepared for those who love Him.

So the answer to the tongue tie-r is A LOT. And the price is great! It's FREE!
The upkeep however will keep us on our toes. As a Christian, the upkeep is striving day after day hour after hour minute by minute to walk in the shoes of our Savior, Christ Jesus. I know and you know that we're imperfect. Not just imperfect, nowhere near perfect. Accepting Christ and following Christ are perhaps the two hardest things that anyone can be asked to do. There is however, a wonderful heart-lightening "catch". We don't have to be perfect, just attempt with our hearts and minds and actions. We are asked to shed light on the world. So, today, and everyday after asking Christ into our hearts, do that, show your light unto your fellow man. Strive to show a pleasant attitude to everyone, especially those we find tiresome or "annoying". In walking in Christ's footsteps, and allowing Him to guide us and at times carry us, we will shine upon every face we meet and thereby spread the love of Christ. That is what being a Christian is. Go forth, do it, and see if it shines back at you. I'll try.

J-

Lord, today, allow us to bask in your glory, your Grace, and help us to shine with that Grace and glorify your name unto our communities, whether they be small or large. Allow our light to bring Jesus, Your Son, to others who haven't accepted Him. Thank you for the blessings we have received and the gifts that we are promised in the future. Because Your gifts are awesome, and our spirits are weak, thank You for giving Your Son as a mediator to You. In Christ's name we pray, Amen.

So, our pristine former President...

2010-10-23T19:26:00.000-04:00

Lost the code and blew his....

He is just the pinnacle of ineptitude. I can't believe she stayed with him. My wife would have hit the road and taken three quarters of everything, and the children. Oh well, some people are just so power hungry that nothing can stand in their way of seeking power. Let's remember that the President who lost the code and blew his... is and still is a democrat. Let's remember that when we can vote against the people he's campaigned for. Let's also remember that even though our current President (that we're aware of) didn't lose the code, or presumably his... (Michelle doesn't count, she is his wife). And let's remember that when we have the opportunity to vote against the morons that actually wanted him to campaign for them. What idiot would want this President to show up to "support" them? He's like a letter in the mail with a powdery white substance inside (with him, most likely cocaine). Let's turn this country upside down on November 2.

J-

You can work with me... If you Juan-a

2010-10-21T16:23:00.000-04:00

Isn't it interesting that someone who has been the brunt of the most stereotyping and racial and ethnic slurs (because of his skin), in the history of mankind, was tossed out of his job for being politically incorrect? I love the way the liberal media works. Does it have protocols? I doubt it, I think they probably make them up as they go along. Anyone know where stereotypes come from? Stereotype machines I think. Or, white men. Of course white men make all stereotypes. In "Why We Suck", Denis Leary expands on all of the ethnic slurs he can think of, some of which I, as a white man, didn't even know. Needless to say the black and the jews won the contest. I just have to ask, since I don't actually think that white men made all stereotypes, where did they actually come from? Well, let's look at a few.

Fried Chicken and Collard Greens- If the African Americans didn't eat it, would we say it?
Money Hungry Jew- If they weren't fiscally sound, would we talk like that?
Dirty Amish- If they showered every day would we call them dirty?
Towel Head- Self Explanatory
Dot Head- Self Explanatory
Cracker- Don't quite understand, but whether the whip or in the coal mines, ok

It seems to me that most stereotypes are earned. Since that seems to be true, why the PC mess we've created? Mr Williams dared to speak what (my estimate) 70+% of Americans think and he lost his job. I'm not a liberal, if you've read this blog you'd know, but I'm also not unfair. Mr. Williams did his job faithfully for the liberal elite for years (as noticed by me when I curse at him on Fox) and for one Politically Incorrect (but earned) remark he's jobless with NPR. Well, Juan, they don't deserve you anyway. Feel free to comment and send guest essays to me for Right Wing Frosting at anytime by emailing me at rightwingfrosting.embarqmail.com. Thank you for saying the things I don't have the stage or audience to make a difference by saying. Kudos Juan! PS- Do you like fried chicken and collard greens? I do.

J-

Double Down Domino: New ingenuity VS Old standby

2010-10-19T19:59:00.000-04:00

Today's subject was the battle between conservative and liberal values, the battle of note concerning job creation. It occurred to me today that either way jobs are created would help individuals, but when concerning ourselves with the overall health of our economy, one stands the clear winner.

When new jobs are created in the private sector, new money "trickles" into our economy. This is especially true when new businesses are started or additional services are included in "old" business. The interesting thing about this process is that the money these "new" workers are paid is money that was not originally part of our economy. Contrasting this idea with the creation of government jobs such as infrastructure is a must. The government cannot create wealth. It can, I suppose create wealth for individuals (think tax evasion, think pork, think Charlie Rangel). It cannot introduce wealth into our economy. It can only, I'm afraid to say, redistribute "original" wealth.

The discussion today was whether the free market or the government would be quicker to upend joblessness. Could the government in one giant fell swoop use it's finances to immediately put people to work? Or, conversely could the free market, doing what it has always done, create jobs for the unemployed at a faster pace. It is a difficult subject to work with. It would seem, at first glance, that the government, once again unfortunately, has the funds to put people to work almost overnight. But, let's look at what has happened in this recent debacle. Before W left office he started the trillion dollar stimulus. O came later and put the majority of the remaining in play for "job creation". Are we better off now than before the stimulus was paid into the system? I find it necessary to remind you that every other day the estimates are "adjusted" and the adjustments always seem to favor the worse. We are currently standing at about 10% unemployed. So, since we're talking a period of two years, how fast has the government actually gotten people "to work"? Now, taking the antithesis of government job creation, private enterprise, into account, we'll find that the job creation, in this current fiscal fiasco, isn't there either. One probable problem with our comparison between private and public employment is the fact that the government in one way or another, has the ability to control private sector growth. Taxes, laws and other legislation can and has had effects on the private sector. Considering laws such as NAFTA (private enterprise creates jobs, but they aren't in the US), taxes on corporations and taxes on individuals, the government has done little to date to stimulate new small business growth. When, if we look, we see that small businesses are the beast of burden in our economy, if the government and the private sector worked together, could we solve the problems faster? The impediment to the two working together is they seem antithetical. Business wants low taxes and cheap labor. Government attempts to force on business, expensive labor and high taxes. Government does this to keep government in government. They don't want to lose their jobs. So I suppose in conclusion to my rambling dissertation I should say that I believe in situations such as we're facing, I expect government to work with private sector. Working together, without pork, without raising taxes, without leftist or rightwing rhetoric, we could probably solve our problems much faster, and possibly much more permanently.

J-

Red Lights, Stop Signs, Road Construction and GPS

2010-10-17T09:03:00.001-04:00

Imagine yourself cruising down I-81 South. Through the picturesque mountains of VA. The scenic drive. Maybe you're doing the speed limit (65) for a change. Just taking in the beauty, the wondrous working of God. Thinking not a thing can go wrong, the clouds are hiding behind the sun. You see the breathtaking colors of the autumn leaves, the reds and yellows and still some green. Maybe you're listening to the radio, maybe you're allowing your mind to provide the music for this setting. What a wonderful day. What beauty there is to be enjoyed today. I could do this everyday, I could liv.... Wait a minute. What's that? Why is the traffic stopped? This doesn't look good. This doesn't follow the flawless drive I've been enjoying. JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Then, how you follow that exclamation makes all the difference in the world, here and after.

A walk with God is something to be enjoyed (even if you're driving). How can we know that to enjoy our walk with God, we'd need as much patience as God needs with us? For years I've "California stopped", avoided construction areas, and relied on good directions. Perhaps, on our walk with God, we're supposed to take the long way around. Maybe we're missing something by taking our "alternate" routes. Maybe, the construction sites in our paths are really "soul reconstruction" areas. What if, by taking the short easy was, we're missing the big picture. I think now, that the stop signs, red lights and road construction were placed in my journey for a reason. A giant red flag to make me stop, slow down my hectic pace and just be amazed, once again, at the wonder before me, and, to listen to what God is trying to tell me. Do we need GPS for our journey? It seems to make it easier, faster, smoother. Were things easier, faster and smoother for Paul? As a Christian, are we supposed to live "easier, faster and smoother" lives? Does the Bible promise smooth sailing? Answer: NO. I don't know where I'm going. God does. He's our copilot, could we ask for a better navigator? I think I'll pass on the Tom Tom and follow God through the "soul reconstruction" and areas the business routes with the stop signs and red lights. I believe I'll end up better off in the end. The next time you find yourself stuck in road construction or on a business route, follow your exclamation (Jesus Christ!!!) with, "Son of God, through you, send my prayer. Teach me, allow me to trust and follow you in my daily life. Amen.

Hebrew 11:1 Now faith is being certain of what we hope for and sure of what we do not see.

J-

PS- Perhaps, this isn't what you expected of Right Wing Frosting. Tough, I'll do this on Sundays from now on.

Food stamps revitalize our economy...

2010-10-15T17:58:00.000-04:00

I've heard this a time or two... or six or seven. I've finally decided it's so insane, I could probably make a funny blog about it. Here goes. First, Nanc, our beautifully botoxed buxom babe in power of the house says that for every dollar of food stamps used, the economy is lifted by $1.79. Fantastic. The USDA or whatever ridiculous acronym is in charge estimates the value at $1.84. Great. Why don't we issue food stamps to everyone, especially people who eat a lot. Can you imagine how much boosting would be done by that jackass pot smoking swimmer who eats over 20,000 calories in a day? Maybe that would only work for the non-pot induced delicacies. HoHos and twinkies probably can't be bought with food stamps (who am I kidding, they put baby formula behind locked glass so it can't be used to cut heroin (like that's a deterrent)). But, if everyone were on food stamps, think of the economic revolution on the verge. In no time at all we'd be able to feed all of the starving children in the world. Just present them with the perfect present of food stamps, they'd eat, our economy would thrive. Hell, if it really stimulates, let's give everyone in the world food stamps. Let's offer food stamps to Cuba, Haiti, The Dominican, Vietnam, China, yes China, think how much stimulation there'd be with over a billion recipients of food stamps. Where do these people get these ideas? I do however know, for a fact, that food stamps, if given out in a great enough number, would stimulate something. Eventually, since we're LOSING money on food stamps, our dollar would be worthless, our economy would sink to never before heard of Marianas Trench levels and our population would grow muscle toting wheel barrows and truckloads of paper currency to the market to buy a loaf of bread. And, if these estimates are indeed true, let's stop producing the dollar and use instead, yep, food stamps. China would probably buy our debt even faster, they'd be able to feed their country easier (assuming the Communists actually want their entire population to eat). I'm all for people eating. It's cool. Eating allows us to maintain our health, and our PRODUCTIVITY. As far as I'm concerned, if you are productive and eating, you don't get food stamps. I'm productive (marginally), and I eat, but not with stamps. Perhaps instead of making food stamps for the purchase of food, they could make the food stamps actual food. Include vitamins and minerals and carbs and proteins and fats, everything a body needs, but NO FLAVOR. Well, enough. I'll just get mad and irritate the liberals. Just think Zimbabwe, or post WW1 Germany.

J-

Pelos's fatastic Food Stamps
Laura and Newt
Zimbabwe
Wiki-Weimar

I shall be as frugal as possible... with my words on economics...

2010-10-14T20:35:00.002-04:00

Which is cheaper, a handful of a five dollar lexis or an essay of two cent ramblings?

I've decided for the time being at least, I'll allow a self professed "my politics swing left" guy pick my topic.
Tonight, he says, "talk about the economy". We chatted today about gold and investments and toxic debt and countries that own way too much of ours. We discussed "too big to fail" and bailouts and government spending to create jobs and wealth. He admitted that his business is not too big to fail, KUDOS sir, kudos. I replied that no matter what or where the business, there is at least one person who "feels" his\her business is too big to fail (think owner), and many places, many more (employees, vendors, etc). We discussed the fact that no matter how large the business, in the event of their failure, someone somewhere will be waiting in the wings to pick up the pieces and plot a different course that hopefully wouldn't fail. All of these things and more we discussed. I suppose what he really wanted was a forecast. I suppose that I'm the last person on earth to predict stock and bond markets. However, I have seen some very foreboding charts recently.

There's the chart. Here's the link to the chart and the story. Disturbing Connections? Notice that the chart starts at the recovery following the "great depression" on the light line and the recovery after our current crisis on the dark line. Very similar yes? So, what do I think is going to happen? I think before I pour my liquidity into my IRA's I'll wait for a few months. Granted I'm not an economist but my Roth is up nearly 80% over the last 4 years. So, if you're interested in learning more, ask someone else, I'm familiar with the inner workings of cattle, not the opaque workings of economics. Good Luck and God Bless.

J-

PS- It occurred to me today that everyone should be true to their spouses, you never know when the mine might cave.

The totally naked half-truth...

2010-10-13T20:00:00.000-04:00

I suppose a million bucks is a lot of money. Enough money it seems to bring out some strange people with stranger acts. Perhaps even stranger is the jackass that made the proposal in the first place. I digress, supposing someone just ran naked in front of me, and the only thing standing between that man and a million smackeroos is my say so, I'd probably give him the nod, just so he didn't make an ass out of himself for nothing. If I were the president, and I was pushing the economy, and this guy was poor, and he needed the million, I'd give him the nod. What better way to stimulate spending than giving some poor minority a million dollars to spend (think Elvis)? Obama, give him his million. He might just stimulate spending. I'd buy some stuff if I had an extra million. Wouldn't you? Nope, I doubt it, you're still spending trillions of our dollars. Hey, jackass that made the proposal in the first place, give him his damn money, or else, be a lying democrat, up to you.

J-

Don't ask me... I just might tell.

2010-10-12T20:35:00.000-04:00

What in the hell is that judge thinking? I mean, I understand, gay people, lesbians, homosexuals, whatever is PC these days, they want all the rights and privileges afforded to the straight, heterosexual "oppressors". Fine. Have at it. Just, if I were gay, and I were serving, and there might be someone in my platoon who was a gay basher, I wouldn't want him to know. Would you? Now, perhaps everyone in the military who is "different sexually" will come out. Maybe they won't. Maybe they'll be forced to. It seems to me the politicians want them to. The judicial system too, perhaps. Why? I ask. I don't know. Maybe Barney wants to know which base to show up at for his next fling. Maybe Larry wants to know what base "head" he should use his wide stance in? And, consider this, next week or next month, or next year, this "nixing" of DADT might be swept off the face of existence. Then what? How do we get everyone who told to "untell"? How can we get the people they told to "unhear"? It seems to me that DADT has worked forever (I understand it hasn't "always" been, but before it was, don't you think it was there without saying?). Why isn't it working now? Answer, it probably is. But, probably the ACLU or some silly liberal legislator feels bad for homosexuals who "threw" themselves into this mix and feel slighted. Were there facebook groups and myspace forums asking for DADT to be removed? I don't know, maybe there were. I'm about to give up on understanding anything that happens in the realm of national politics. It just makes no sense to me. I'm actually surprised that the green extremes haven't actually tried to introduce legislation to make us all "homo". Then we wouldn't have nearly the carbon footprint we have now, and in a generation or two, oops, nope, just one, we'd have none at all.

J-

The prince and the peons...

2010-10-11T18:28:00.002-04:00

The epic saga of Prince Husein Obama and the peons of the media hasn't failed to confound, complicate and destroy much of what I, and other like minded individuals have held and want to hold dear. Does anyone understand this fairy tale? Everyday we're inundated with stories ostensibly showing us that he is loved, trusted, admired and worshiped. Everyday I read the same stories and read the hidden behind. I wish someone had thrown a copy of Michael Savage's "Trickle up Poverty" at him. Or Orwell's 1984. Or Beck's "Arguing with Idiots". Or a copy of the Federalist papers. Or "Wealth of a Nation". Or anything that had substance relating to the issues at hand. This morning I caught the tail end of an interview with some schmuck from some asinine foundation in CA trying to say that if all of the people who went to Beck's rally that only wanted bumper stickers and T-Shirts weren't counted, that this past Saturday's silly rally would have dwarfed the attendance. Has anyone seen the pictures side by side? I'll show ya.

Pic 1 Pic 2

Pic 3

I definitely see grass in the "working" picture (2). And notice how they only show the area next to the reflection pool? That wasn't an accidental cropping. The Beck honor rally is pic 1. The sign up ad for the working blah blah blah pic is 3. Isn't that a nice depiction of what definitely happened. I'm not sure where they dredged that picture from, but I bet it was MLK and not Al or Jesse or O or any other modern day "liberal" activist. What a bunch of horse puckey. The moron on the Phil Hendrie show also said to a lesbian caller (from TN, not that it's important) and I paraphrase "Oh my God, you're a lesbian, and a conservative? Oh, my God..." blah blah blah foot in mouth, blah blah. It's for these reasons that the democrats must and will be defeated in November. I'm not sure that the GOP has the answers, but they certainly have better failures to offer. I think that I'd feel better if my tax money were used to fund SWNGCWFGIMESP (Star Wars the Next Generation Cyber Wanna Feel Good Intergalactic Missile Evasion or Stopper Project) than what O is attempting.

J-

I think I'll run for office. I'm just to lie to make the masses believe what I don't, and then...