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	<title>Ryan Mayberry .com</title>
	
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		<title>Crazy Lottery Winning Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>Dreaming of winning the lottery and blowing up off of Powerball??? You might lose that lotto dream after reading these stories.
According to AOL News, Jack Whittaker, the dude who won a big $300+ million in the Powerball lotta in 2002, has been miserable ever since. After winning, this guy had his grand-daughter pass away, his [...]


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		<title>T-Pain Battles his Vocoder</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>T-Pain hasn&amp;#8217;t been giving enough credit to his vocoder (autotune) lately, which led to a heated argument..
Watch: T-Pain Battles his Vocoder

I&amp;#8217;m impressed &amp;#8211; T-Pain&amp;#8217;s got a pretty chill personality.


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		<title>Crazy Drawing of Rihanna – Using MS Paint!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>Found this video of some dude drawing a picture of Rihanna using only MS Paint. At first I was like, ahh this is gonna be stupid &amp;#8211; no one makes chill images with MS paint.
But watch: Rihanna Drawing&amp;#8230;

It looks just like her by the end of it! I wonder if Rihanna saw this.


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		<title>Ciara’s Exclusive Single – Tic Toc</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>I was listening to Ciara&amp;#8217;s single &amp;#8211; Tic Toc (not featured on her album) and reading comments when someone pointed out that the beat sounds a lot like a Michael Jackson-style one. AGREED.
That&amp;#8217;s not a bad thing though&amp;#8230; It&amp;#8217;s different than most music out right now (which all sounds the same). Some of the vocal [...]


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		<title>The latest Home Treadmill Fall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>I still can&amp;#8217;t tell if this treadmill fall is staged or not &amp;#8211; but this definitely had to hurt and if it wasn&amp;#8217;t staged this guy looks like a complete moron.



Here&amp;#8217;s another great video on Fitconnect where a girl falls on a treadmill.


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		<title>Freeway Signing with Cash Money or What???</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 06:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>Rumors float around this industry like crazy (the reason Maino got his big shot with that song). And I&amp;#8217;ve caught wind of lots of talk about Philadelphia&amp;#8217;s Freeway striking up a deal with Cash Money Records &amp;#8211; so I took a break from being awesome and looked into it.

Apparently Freeway is not signed with Cash [...]


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		<title>Usher’s Back? and So is the word – Swagger?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>Just when I thought Usher was done making music, and I was sure that the word &amp;#8220;swagger&amp;#8221; or any form of it (swag, swagga, swaggerific) was fully played out &amp;#8211; both came back.
Usher has a new song named &amp;#8220;Get My Swagger Back&amp;#8221; &amp;#8211; which sounds good, the guy can sing ridiculous (without autotune). But, I [...]


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		<title>Taylor Swift and T-Pain’s Thug Life Not Getting Rave Reviews</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>Someone came up with a somewhat chill idea for putting Taylor Swift and T-Pain on a song &amp;#8211; which ended up being called &amp;#8220;Thug Life.&amp;#8221;
Hip Hop Music.com quoted Jody Rosen in a long spiel about how the song is an overly played out joke&amp;#8230; Rosen says the &amp;#8220;look I&amp;#8217;m a honkey who&amp;#8217;s rapping&amp;#8221; joke is [...]


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		<title>Kobe Bryant’s Best Plays of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>I&amp;#8217;ve never been a big fan of Kobe &amp;#8211; but I suppose he&amp;#8217;s won enough games and thrown up enough points that I&amp;#8217;ll respect him. Since the Lakers won the finals I figured I&amp;#8217;d post Kobe Bryant&amp;#8217;s best plays of 2009.





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		<title>Octomom Parody – Get Low</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description>It&amp;#8217;s crazy how to get famous, all you gotta do is insert a bunch of embryos and give birth to a bunch of kids you&amp;#8217;ll never be able to raise who will then grow up to be druggies and twenty years from now I&amp;#8217;ll be watching an MSNBC special about their story.

Sadly, I don&amp;#8217;t have [...]


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