tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811Thu, 17 Apr 2025 20:33:34 +0000funnyrandomrantsthoughtsfuncrazyemostressfoodworkproject365videosongchivasphotoshoottripbirthdaylovestudiesclothescontestdesigngamesmeet upmemenuffnangprocrastinationtagtattoobangkokeventexamgmaskmalaysiamcwquotesicksponsoredthanks60 minutes9gagaccessoriesartconsulate generalcountdowndata plandisclosure policyflickrhoroscopejapanjilljokeletter of good conductluckymargaret rivermoviemypocketnetnarcissismnewsnigerian scamperthpolice clearanceportable wifiposerpppprocedureproductreciperoadtripscamsshoutoutsmileforjapanspeedsurgerytouristsvisawisdom toothThe personal blog of an aspiring online marketer with a creative and often unconventional mind. Located in Perth, WA but originated from Malaysia thus the mix of languages and dialects in posts. Variation of blog topics mimics the mind of an ADHD kid.http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)Blogger384125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-3330486570484232443Sat, 11 Jul 2015 08:17:00 +00002015-07-11T16:17:58.185+08:00I've started a new blog at www.ryudiculousrants.com documenting my transition and everything else in between. See you there if you're reading this ;)http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2015/07/new-blog-at-ryudiculousrantscom.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-489001149795398102Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:53:00 +00002013-03-07T21:09:39.781+08:00data planmalaysiamypocketnetportable wifiproducttouristsFirst things first, this is not a review of a My Pocketnet because I have not used it... YET. That's because I'm in Perth, Australia and this product/service is only available in Malaysia. This IS my friend's company and I'm doing this post not because he's my friend, but because I think this is a bloody BRILLIANT idea. Like... GENIUS! Seriously, this is the answer to all my data/wifi/internet http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2013/03/my-pocketnet-your-smartphone-is-not-so.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-711016261403431664Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:33:00 +00002013-03-07T23:55:19.369+08:00consulate generalletter of good conductmalaysiaperthpolice clearanceprocedurevisaAlright, it was a biiiiacth trying to find out new information on how to apply for my Malaysian Police Clearance or Letter of Good Conduct while I'm here in Perth. Needless to say, the "official government" website is hopeless and horrible and INACCURATE! So, here's the step by step instructions to (hopefully) make visa applications easier for Malaysians in Perth. I got this from the Consulate http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2012/11/malaysian-police-clearanceletter-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-78541702883352024Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:27:00 +00002012-01-04T14:18:51.068+08:0060 minutesmemenigerian scamscamsthoughtsThe following video has been shared on Facebook by some of my friends in Malaysia. I took particular interest to it as it was a 60 Minutes Australia production and was surprised to find that the Nigerian scammers were found in Kuala Lumpur. After watching it I can't help but wonder how people are still getting scammed after the internet has been around for so long and there are just SO MANY http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2012/01/3-reasons-why-people-are-still-getting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-8660815102746680395Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:17:00 +00002011-12-30T18:17:31.188+08:00crazyfunnyjokerandomSo this came up while I was talking about nonsense with my housemate. Here's what to do to mindfuck a group of strangers: STEP 1: Have a friend dress up in cosplay/visual kei/anything weird. It can be anything you like, for example:  Amane Misa - Death Note  Mana-sama Yuna - Final Fantasy or . . . . . Pedobear! No, don't go as Pedobear... really... STEPhttp://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/12/how-to-mindfuck-group-of-strangers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-4847378775412615710Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:36:00 +00002011-12-23T22:36:09.017+08:009gagquoterandomThis is so awesome I just had to share it. John Lennon's quote is my favourite out of them all.   Source: 9gag.com http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/12/9gag-is-awesome.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-7652594567254996904Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:01:00 +00002011-12-20T11:09:55.679+08:00artdesignjapan This may be old news as this art started in 1993 in Aomori village of Inakadate. But it's still AMAZING to say the least. No ink or dye was used in growing this art. Only different colours of rice plants used (purple, white and green). All strategically placed to create this magnificent sight. When I first saw it, I thought it was digitally enhanced images although Japan is totally capablehttp://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/12/art-of-rice-paddy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-5866720474285122274Sat, 26 Nov 2011 06:05:00 +00002011-11-26T14:05:44.115+08:00funnyvideoStumbled across this video on Youtube and I guess it's worth a share. Don't expect high quality acting for this is just a student's work for an assignment and some jokes are just funnier to them than the viewer. But, the part with the broken nail and techno had me in tears. http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/11/video-about-gay-stereotypes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-2121757758638537747Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:31:00 +00002011-10-25T12:31:24.179+08:00every step we take., a photo by ryudiculous on Flickr.Via Flickr:Spotted this lovely elderly couple taking a stroll with their pet dog at the local flea market.http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/10/every-step-we-take.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-1682276273847865920Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:51:00 +00002011-09-18T22:53:32.108+08:00flickrquotethoughts Muse Mash Up, a photo by ryudiculous on Flickr.Via Flickr: "You can, you should and if you're brave enough to start, you will" - Stephen King When I read this quote, the song "Maybe" by Sick Puppies came into my head. Hopefully no copyright infringements. Just a sudden mash up of inspiration.http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/09/muse-mash-up.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-2275301225391660069Wed, 14 Sep 2011 08:23:00 +00002011-09-14T16:47:59.700+08:00photoshoot Tweeked, a set on Flickr.Via Flickr: Exploring photography in Perth. Photos collaborated with Isa [http://www.flickr.com/people/unrelatedness] Photoshopped by yours truly.http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/09/results-of-some-soul-searching.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-8308811552596592760Sat, 30 Apr 2011 10:39:00 +00002011-04-30T18:39:36.809+08:00funnyrandomthoughtsI suddenly remembered a conversation I had years ago with a friend. We've known each other for more than a decade now and we're still close. The following conversation was from when we were both much younger: Me: I've been seeing alot of couples where the girls are like ALOT hotter than the guys. Some of the guys look really bad... Him: That means there's still hope. Me: Hope? You mean hope for http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/04/of-mismatched-couples.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-5693741205255389610Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:06:00 +00002011-03-14T23:06:24.039+08:00smileforjapanThere's only so much a prayer can do. That is if you believe in it. Unfortunately, I find myself rarely praying. I was touched by a picture today so I've decided to spread smiles instead. Please visit Smile For Japan on Facebook and upload a smile. We need to show our support to this amazing country. And ofcourse, donations are always welcome. The last I heard on the radio was that the damage http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2011/03/smile-for-japan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-8245294178599439112Sun, 12 Dec 2010 13:44:00 +00002010-12-12T21:44:36.512+08:00thoughtsEveryone's talking about the 22 year old who jumped 14 stories to his death in Malaysia. It's tragic, really, I really do feel sorry for his pain and the pain his family and friends have to deal with now. But seriously, I can't help thinking what an idiot he is. I'm not going to deny the fact that I have thought of suicide countless of times after a break up as well. I have to hand it to that http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/12/suicidal-tendencies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-199555474004309842Sat, 04 Dec 2010 02:40:00 +00002010-12-04T10:40:42.602+08:00funnyrandomJust incase you guys didn't know about this awesome site: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ It's awesome to me not because it's filled with lesbians who look like Justin Bieber-wait- it IS awesome because of that! Not because I'm a Bieber fan, but because it proves my point that Justin Bieber not only SOUNDS like a girl, (s)he IS A GIRL IN DISGUISE! RAWR!http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/12/lesbians-who-look-like-justin-bieber.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-2403630979063778978Wed, 01 Dec 2010 09:43:00 +00002010-12-01T17:43:00.165+08:00 OMG! I wish I can see this in Perth. Perth freeze was fun but it's nothing compared to THIS!http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/12/glee-flash-mob-in-seattle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-3909554237265282871Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:09:00 +00002010-11-17T00:09:26.927+08:00I've noticed that most straight guys, upon hearing the word "lesbian", the only image that pops into their head are 2 girls going down on each other. It excites them and it's almost like every guy's fantasy to have a threesome with 2 other hot girls. What guys think when they think lesbians. But the moment they see a butch with a girl, they show disgust. Weird. It's still 2 girls together but http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/11/of-guys-lesbians.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-4139565938432877406Sat, 30 Oct 2010 15:38:00 +00002010-10-30T23:38:56.103+08:00おれのきもち。あなたはわかるですか？ そろそろにつかれた。 まいにちまいにち。 もういいよ。http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/10/blog-post_30.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-4891276117834976009Thu, 28 Oct 2010 14:05:00 +00002010-10-28T22:05:49.218+08:00何でおれの誕生日はおれの物がありません？http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/10/blog-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-6237555653692950882Sun, 18 Apr 2010 08:35:00 +00002010-04-18T16:35:56.364+08:00I've never truly felt the need to kill until the night before. If I'm given a second chance, I would not be so calm. I've heard a saying that goes "Buddha only forgives 3 times." Since I'm only human, I'll pretend to forgive once. If that bastard shows his dog face in front of me again, I swear I will not only make him regret the fact he was born; I'm going to make him wish he will never be http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-never.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-2564788516464916303Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:06:00 +00002010-04-05T22:06:53.419+08:00A rather short long weekend holiday if you ask me. But it was a breath of relief. Still contemplating on whether or not I should make a trip back home. I need some rest. Not even sure if what I'm going through is really that stressful until I am close to breaking down, but hell, it sure feels like the whole world is on my shoulders and my head is about to explode from the pressure. Maybe a http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/04/easter.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-137154050987275357Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:26:00 +00002010-03-08T21:26:18.395+08:00it's times like these that i'm glad i have the friends i have. thanks.http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/03/anxiety.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-939706793907819886Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:53:00 +00002010-03-06T13:53:35.046+08:00randomthoughtsI watch Criminal Minds in hopes of believing that it is all a show, no matter how real and plausible it may seem, that it is all for entertainment and that no real human being can be capable of doing the things they do on screen. Alas I know that humans are indeed capable of that and much worse. And in a morbid way, I am amazed and even admire the minds of these people for their brain is of more http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/03/random-insights.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-5562840233962323288Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:56:00 +00002012-01-01T15:54:41.919+08:00funnyrandomRandom thought of the day: Tigers are already an endangered species. This is a fact. Then we have the Asian belief that the reproductive organs (in this case, the tiger's penis) are good as an aphrodisiac (or in other words, Viagra). Then we have the phrase "humping like rabbits" or "going on like rabbits" or "reproducing like rabbits". Tigers are fucking endangered... Rabbits are http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-tiger-and-not-rabbit.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13466811.post-8997585231679105981Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:40:00 +00002010-03-01T21:40:41.267+08:00clothesfunfunnyThis is a funny story. To sum up the story basically the GF bought me a pair of underwear. BUT it came with something unwanted... Have a look: See that lil black thingy? Uh huh... that's the problem.  My twin was more than happy to help solve the problem...   The picture says it all... After quite a few whacks with me screaming not to damage the underwear or the bricks in my http://areureadingthis.blogspot.com/2010/03/underwear-story.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ryudiculous)1