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		<title><![CDATA[SALAD]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Trusted by scientists and doctors worldwide, SALAD can and will blast your health and wellness into the stratosphere and/or heaven.
SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad and (usually) Julian.]]></description>
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		<author><![CDATA[Brad Garoon]]></author>
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		<itunes:author>Brad Garoon</itunes:author>
		<itunes:summary>just a general nerdy podcast, with a hint of obscure japanese artists</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords><itunes:subtitle>just a general nerdy podcast, with a hint of obscure japanese artists</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Music"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>ceathers@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><item>
			<title><![CDATA[18: Julian the Microwave]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Julian is a microwave now.</p> <p> </p> <p>The Science:</p> <p><a title="Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008)" href= "https://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/brain-emulation-roadmap-report.pdf" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008)</a></p> <p><a title="Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)" href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_uploading" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)</a></p> <p> </p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/18-Julian-the-Microwave-e2mggg9</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Julian is a microwave now.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The Science:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008)" href= "https://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/brain-emulation-roadmap-report.pdf" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)" href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_uploading" target="_blank" rel= "noopener"&gt;Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:32:33</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Julian is a microwave now.   The Science: Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008) Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)  </itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[17: Whoppers]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. <em>Abandoned</em>, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural. </p> <p>They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their veins, freezing their blood. Unconsciously they began to hold their breath.</p> <p>There was a sharp buzzing and then a single street lamp flickered to life. They fixed their eyes on the glow and allowed themselves to breathe as if sight alone would save them.</p> <p>Then, a hulking shadow emerged into the sickly, sputtering pool of light. Was he...was it...<em>grinning</em>?</p> <p> </p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/17-Whoppers-e2mgggc</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. &lt;em&gt;Abandoned&lt;/em&gt;, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their veins, freezing their blood. Unconsciously they began to hold their breath.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;There was a sharp buzzing and then a single street lamp flickered to life. They fixed their eyes on the glow and allowed themselves to breathe as if sight alone would save them.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Then, a hulking shadow emerged into the sickly, sputtering pool of light. Was he...was it...&lt;em&gt;grinning&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:32:40</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. Abandoned, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural.  They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their veins, freezing their blood. Unconsciously they began to hold their breath. There was a sharp buzzing and then a single street lamp flickered to life. They fixed their eyes on the glow and allowed themselves to breathe as if sight alone would save them. Then, a hulking shadow emerged into the sickly, sputtering pool of light. Was he...was it...grinning?  </itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[16: The Number of Things is Six]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Good value, that poem.</p> <p> </p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/16-The-Number-of-Things-is-Six-e2mggg4</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 11:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Good value, that poem.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:43:30</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Good value, that poem.  </itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[SKELETONS]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold!</p> <p>The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house.  </p> <p><strong>Julian's arboreal prison</strong>.</p> <p>Two skeletons. </p> <p>A crow.</p> <p>Clubhouse rules.</p> <p>SALAD rises from the ashes - again - just in time for the spookiest time of the year. Is this episode scary? You better believe it. And if you don't believe it, give it a listen. Just don't come complaining to us when you no longer have pants because this episode scared them off of you. </p> <p> </p> <p>--</p> <p><strong>SALAD</strong> is an improvised quasi-narrative podcast by Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown with a bunch of lore for some reason.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Additional Music by</strong></p> <p>Kai Engel</p> <p>Ross Budgen</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/SKELETONS-e2mggfr</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2020 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house.  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Julian's arboreal prison&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Two skeletons. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A crow.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Clubhouse rules.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;SALAD rises from the ashes - again - just in time for the spookiest time of the year. Is this episode scary? You better believe it. And if you don't believe it, give it a listen. Just don't come complaining to us when you no longer have pants because this episode scared them off of you. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;--&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SALAD&lt;/strong&gt; is an improvised quasi-narrative podcast by Brad Garoon &amp; Julian Freed-Brown with a bunch of lore for some reason.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Additional Music by&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Kai Engel&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Ross Budgen&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:31:05</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold! The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house.   Julian's arboreal prison. Two skeletons.  A crow. Clubhouse rules. SALAD rises from the ashes - again - just in time for the spookiest time of the year. Is this episode scary? You better believe it. And if you don't believe it, give it a listen. Just don't come complaining to us when you no longer have pants because this episode scared them off of you.    -- SALAD is an improvised quasi-narrative podcast by Brad Garoon &amp; Julian Freed-Brown with a bunch of lore for some reason.   Additional Music by Kai Engel Ross Budgen</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[14: Youth Culture (w/ Jo Hoch, Tanner Goldberg)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa. </p> <p>Meet <strong>June Goliath</strong>, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer <strong>Nico</strong>.</p> <p>They understand youth culture.  </p> <p> </p> <p>SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/14-Youth-Culture-w-Jo-Hoch--Tanner-Goldberg-e2mggg5</link>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2020 16:22:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Meet &lt;strong&gt;June Goliath&lt;/strong&gt;, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer &lt;strong&gt;Nico&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;They understand youth culture.  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:50:29</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa.  Meet June Goliath, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico. They understand youth culture.     SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[13: Cursed ASCII Art]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong.</p> <p>Maybe it's an IT issue.</p> <p><em>Maybe</em>.</p> <p>Also</p> <p><strong>- Juuling</strong></p> <p><strong>- Jeweling</strong></p> <p><strong>- Julian</strong></p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/13-Cursed-ASCII-Art-e2mggfq</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2019 03:44:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Maybe it's an IT issue.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Maybe&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Also&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- Juuling&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- Jeweling&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- Julian&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:17:50</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong. Maybe it's an IT issue. Maybe. Also - Juuling - Jeweling - Julian</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[12: Saudade (w/ Brittany Grace)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>A six month vacation begins.</p> <p>Serendipity in Azores. </p> <p>Ah, <em>saudade</em>. </p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/12-Saudade-w-Brittany-Grace-e2mgggb</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2019 17:13:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;A six month vacation begins.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Serendipity in Azores. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Ah, &lt;em&gt;saudade&lt;/em&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:41:27</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>A six month vacation begins. Serendipity in Azores.  Ah, saudade. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[11: Pack Up (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/11-Pack-Up-w-Gavin-Morgan--Jo-Hoch-e2mgggg</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2019 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<itunes:duration>00:23:15</itunes:duration>
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<title><![CDATA[10: Unpack (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING</p> <p>Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja?</p> <p>Are you young as hell?</p> <p>Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO.</p> <p>If you want to kiss him, go for it! He didn't read the fine print in his CEO contract, so he can't stop you! Experience with Python/C++ and SEO front-ends is a real plus.</p> <p>You should be in peak physical and mental health and able to defend yourself from knives and everything else.</p> <p>Proficiency with software is a plus, but not required. </p> <p> </p> <p>- - - - - - -</p> <p>featuring GAVIN MORGAN as Gavin</p> <p>JO HOCH as Jo</p> <p> </p> <p>If you like the show, or me, or anything in the world, please SUBSCRIBE and LEAVE US A RATING! I love you!</p>
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			<link>https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/garoon/episodes/10-Unpack-w-Gavin-Morgan--Jo-Hoch-e2mggg7</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2019 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Are you young as hell?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you want to kiss him, go for it! He didn't read the fine print in his CEO contract, so he can't stop you! Experience with Python/C++ and SEO front-ends is a real plus.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;You should be in peak physical and mental health and able to defend yourself from knives and everything else.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Proficiency with software is a plus, but not required. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;- - - - - - -&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;featuring GAVIN MORGAN as Gavin&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;JO HOCH as Jo&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you like the show, or me, or anything in the world, please SUBSCRIBE and LEAVE US A RATING! I love you!&lt;/p&gt;
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		<dc:creator>ceathers@gmail.com (Brad Garoon)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja? Are you young as hell? Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO. If you want to kiss him, go for it! He didn't read the fine print in his CEO contract, so he can't stop you! Experience with Python/C++ and SEO front-ends is a real plus. You should be in peak physical and mental health and able to defend yourself from knives and everything else. Proficiency with software is a plus, but not required.    - - - - - - - featuring GAVIN MORGAN as Gavin JO HOCH as Jo   If you like the show, or me, or anything in the world, please SUBSCRIBE and LEAVE US A RATING! I love you!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>jrock,japan,jpop,angura,kei,visual,kei,music,j,rock,j,pop,video,games,gaming,anime,shit</itunes:keywords></item>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2019 17:27:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. &lt;em&gt;HOOKS&lt;/em&gt;...for crochet. &lt;em&gt;HOOKED&lt;/em&gt;...on drugs. HOOKS...grappling.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;--&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 24pt;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SALAD&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is an improvised podcast by Brad Garoon&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;with Julian Freed-Brown&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2019 16:06:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Are you an ant queen or an elephant king? Are you a tsunami? Find out. Take the shot. Julian's Cool Diet v. 2.01 (Patch Notes) - Bugs - Bug fixes - Removed several bugs&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2019 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<title><![CDATA[6: Bootstraps]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_13345594.jpeg" alt="itunes pic" /><br /> Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, population: us.
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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2019 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_13345594.jpeg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, population: us.
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			<title><![CDATA[5: Tears of a Clone]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_13228816.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br /> 3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2019 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_13228816.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL
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			<title><![CDATA[4: The Single and the Noise]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_13014223.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br /> After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowledge and violence on Brad. Also, a different hairstyle!
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2018 23:41:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary>&lt;img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_13014223.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowledge and violence on Brad. Also, a different hairstyle!
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src= "https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/46/24/14/garoon-film/1400x1400_12936764.jpeg" alt="itunes pic" /><br /> Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2014. Maybe 2013? SALAD is Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown If you like the show, please subscribe & rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2018 06:02:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[2: Trash Psychology]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 02:24:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe!</p>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 22:20:57 GMT</pubDate>
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