tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:47:03 +0000ReviewsTributeKOB-KOCtagsmemoriesArt of LivingFeelingsGeneralTravelNiecePJAwardsOfficeFriendsTidbitsDreamsIndiaTerrorNewsFunnyUSABombayBooksI Hear Noises Between My Ears, I call them thoughts. I write them Here.http://santozz.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Santosh)Blogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-3866245503411859491Sun, 05 Dec 2010 09:26:00 +00002010-12-05T15:40:05.816+05:30FunnyOne of the most simple routine thing for men has to be getting a Hair-Cut ! But for years together now, For, Your's truly this has been one of the most stressfull, dreaded and un-awaited moment every oder month. ! Even without having a curly mess of hair, the nest on my head has been worthy enough of some jokes, wisecracks from friends and people across my life span and friends, colleagues, http://santozz.blogspot.com/2010/12/hair-raising-experience.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-513274385467848624Sun, 20 Dec 2009 06:20:00 +00002009-12-20T12:06:49.512+05:30NieceShe: I Want a cycle for my Birthday...My Bro : Study Well and come first in your class and i will get you a cycle..She: How can i come first in class? You talk to my Van driver, he drives so slow i am never the first, someone always reaches before me !!!!! Any answers ??http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/12/amusing-conversations3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-4595006342853179794Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:26:00 +00002009-12-06T18:35:27.390+05:30Officehttp://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/12/dhoom-spot-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-918864774528337966Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:04:00 +00002009-10-28T13:38:05.884+05:30GeneralMaine Yeh Sab Hai Khoya !...Sony Walk Wireless Walkman - Mrp 4900 /- only.8 GB Pen Drive - Mrp 1240 /- OnlyOne Novel - Mrp 345/-Peace Of Mind - Price less :o( http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/10/pichle-saat-dino-main.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-3935730076846809333Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:11:00 +00002009-08-29T22:43:38.238+05:30Feelings"Good Things Happen To Good People!!"I have always been a staunch believer of this funda ! Recent events, over the past few months are shaking it !Is it really true?http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/08/just-thought.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-2441695013424316636Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:38:00 +00002009-08-24T19:10:04.294+05:30BooksHow many have you read ?http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/bigread/top100.shtmlMe? A Poor 13. I am not proud at all !!!http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/08/just-books-6.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-8275642154805333075Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:55:00 +00002009-08-17T18:41:57.738+05:30BooksFinished reading " Its Not About the Bike - Lance Armstrong".I would surely recommend the book, Its a good and fast read. Even though it dwells on what most would think a depressing subject. A man's fight against cancer. It is well written, fast pased and gives only so much gyan as is needed to put a point across. No endless text of medical terms and same time gives a glimspe into the exciting http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-7425797774861910651Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:57:00 +00002009-07-11T17:36:29.477+05:30Funny1) 6 of them Stand in a line holding hands. Giggle and chitt chat and look at each other and everyother place other than the road and the traffic, Wait for a lull in the traffic flow2) Shout !.. Heeeey cooooome... let all hell break loose... 3 of them pull each other in all directions.and somehow reach the center of the road.3) Look back at the rest and giggle a little more, wwwwhaat ya, why dinthttp://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/07/dummies-guide-to-road-crossing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-7577342450897671902Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:11:00 +00002009-07-03T23:13:29.119+05:30NieceMain aur Meri Unnati Aksar Yeh Baatein Karte Hai.... :o)When i went to my Bro's house the other day, She was not at home. She was down playing with other kids. She came home at about 7.45. Now i know that she has a deadline of 8 PM to get back in after the play session. Heres what happened.Me: OH wow ! you came early today?She: hmmm..Me: You came early because i have come no? You came home to seehttp://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/07/amusing-conversations2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-434716028423177010Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:24:00 +00002009-06-29T21:57:20.198+05:30FeelingsGeneralFor quite some time now, I think i've only typed LOL and never ever acutally laughed out loud ! Hmmph ! Not a good sign !http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/06/just-thought.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-3588487630893172574Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:31:00 +00002009-06-28T11:11:46.139+05:30FriendsGeneralI am an absolute self-confessed FRIENDS Fan. I wish there was a channel that aired just this 24*7 ! My remote will never be used :o)I took this supposedly really tough FRIENDS quiz today and scored 8! not bad at all, when it said that the average score till date is 6. Do try it out and let me know that you scored less than me :0)Heres the link : http://www.allthetests.com/quiz26/quiz/1244148778/http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/06/f.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-5857482945381053779Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:08:00 +00002009-06-24T00:02:40.178+05:30OfficeFunnyEveryone is a fresher sometime or the other in his/her career ; I do not clearly remeber my days, Sigh ! they were so long back !! But now in my current tenure i have had some interesting conversations with the freshers who either joined my team or i crossed paths with in some course of work ! Here goes.... Dont laugh ! they are not dumb people. They are the future of my company :)Fresher( joinedhttp://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/06/fresh-work.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-2591688642549749737Mon, 04 May 2009 09:41:00 +00002009-05-04T15:36:24.264+05:30GeneralArt of LivingAnnouncement : Attended and completed the Part 1 of the Art of living course. More than myself my friends and family were surprised that i have enrolled for this course, but i have proved them wrong and finished it ! And partly enjoyed it too, though i am sure i am not yet a staunch follower, i can say that i liked the process. Met some people who belive in the Guru with so much of conviction, ithttp://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/05/mastered-art-of-living.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-6059688621288988003Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:56:00 +00002009-04-20T17:28:34.940+05:30GeneralFunnyWhen you pick up the Reli-Spray Bottle and actually spray it, Thinking It to be the Deo !!!!http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/04/you-know-you-have-bad-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-1978323010560687729Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:35:00 +00002009-04-16T14:17:29.673+05:30FunnyHeard this from someone today. Not sure if this true, but sounds quite possible ! This long strech of road in whitefield hosts a number of IT and ITES office campuses, SAP, Igate, Perot, TCS, and of course my own Tesco. So There is this guy who's friend had to go to Igate for some work, and got down from the Volvo in front of the SAP campus. He had no clue where the Igate office is so walked up http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/04/joke-hai-please-say-lol.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-6576177560048234670Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:28:00 +00002009-04-14T22:03:33.127+05:30PJFunnyHmmm ! I Wonder why she is pulling of Bikinis !!http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/04/kareena-is-sick.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-5429534752963627186Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:50:00 +00002009-04-09T16:45:32.527+05:30FeelingsI have been away from my blog,and it shows! I was staring at the screen for a good 20 minutes to decide on the title for this post, and in hay days the title was the simplest part! I almost gave up and closed the window, but then settled for the same title for the post as i have for my blog. And it seemed fit to what this garbled post will contain.To sum up the last 2 months. They were anything http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/04/take-it-easyit-is-really-easy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-5036460030687488259Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:35:00 +00002009-02-01T12:35:50.838+05:30NieceFunnyNow that I have made my niece famous on the cyberworld, Here are a few more amusing conversations i have with her.Couple of weeks back she was to attend the "Interview" for her admission to a school. And all of us had all but freaked her out by constantly reminding her about the impending interview, what the teacher might ask, and of course hourly interrogation sessions of A For? P for ? What http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/02/amusing-conversation-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-6079395673354627020Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:28:00 +00002009-01-15T19:06:35.302+05:30FunnyHad this amazing, amusing conversation with my 4 year old niece. It takes two to tango right ? !Me: Hey It is so cold and you are wearing this sleeveles t-shirt, You dont feel cold?She: No! I am wearing Jeans no? Why will i feel cold?Me: Hmm i never knew people who wear jeans never feel cold.After a while.Me: I am wearing a full sleeve shirt, and wearing a t-shirt inside and still feeling cold. http://santozz.blogspot.com/2009/01/amusing-conversation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-7602557190693934388Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:47:00 +00002008-12-24T18:09:33.983+05:30TerrorOfficeFunnyNow what these recent terrorost attacks have done in the corporate world is, It has forced organizations to cut down costs in all areas and shoot it up for the security team. Security gaurds now hold flashy metal detectors , Mirror carts, Gates have bigger metal detectors from which there is no escape, you have to walk through these. Now i had some thoughts and incidents around this whole http://santozz.blogspot.com/2008/12/secure-world.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-4714497177564621290Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:00:00 +00002008-12-23T17:07:08.354+05:30I am on a tag completing Spree. This one is from RS and Pranjal.Link the person who tagged youMention the rules on your blogTell 6 unspectacular quirks of yoursTag 6 following bloggers by linking them Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger's blogs, letting them know that they have been taggedHere You Go ! Travel Paranoia : I am not a good person to be with if you have made travel plans. I http://santozz.blogspot.com/2008/12/eeeks-this-is-not-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-7820050682532336909Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:26:00 +00002008-12-21T18:03:42.044+05:30tagsThis one is Self Tagged From Self Talks and Sneha. I think this is one of the fastest flowing tags on the blogsphere these days, Seen this already on more than 3 of the limited number of blogs that i follow and read. Here goes..01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink02. Swam with dolphins03. Climbed a mountain04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive05. Been inside the Great Pyramid06. Held a tarantulahttp://santozz.blogspot.com/2008/12/been-theredone-that4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-4776986048004287511Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:39:00 +00002008-12-17T13:12:21.428+05:30So George Bush Finally got close to the weapons of Mass destruction he so desperately searched for in Iraq ! http://santozz.blogspot.com/2008/12/wmd.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-3311446424168886772Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:26:00 +00002008-12-15T15:15:53.040+05:30GeneralFunnyTo add to the Klueless existence that i had, A good friend came along and handed me this to solve ! Phew ! Am sure she draws some sadistic pleasure in seeing me whine and wail for the past 2 weeks, and the kind soul that i am i have passed on the same to some of my other good friends with a promise that they will not overtake me. I am on level 16th as i write this, and in most probabilities will http://santozz.blogspot.com/2008/12/klueless-existence.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8941790891580006398.post-8965535240825200622Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:03:00 +00002008-11-30T11:55:10.768+05:30In Loving memory of all those who weere Martyred in the carnage in Mumbai let us pass on this flame and Promise we will in whatever small way possible remember thier sacrifice and ensure that we do not bow down and we will keep the rulers of India accountable for thier death. And to those who invaded my city, this is all what we have for you !!!!http://santozz.blogspot.com/2008/11/flames.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Santosh)3