tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-132185252026-05-21T05:43:52.634-04:00The views expressed in this Blog are my own and do not represent those of my wife, children, friends, or anyone else I might refer to in my efforts to get a laugh or make a point. If you're not offended by something I say I'm not doing my job. <br><br> Any hate mail you want to send me can be sent to michael.moore@doublefootlongswithchili.org.Uncle Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285046898556562255noreply@blogger.comBlogger179125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13218525.post-45954854480881871652009-04-30T09:59:00.007-04:002009-04-30T11:43:50.818-04:00

In a hushed conversation prior to the press conference....BO: "Joe, nice work on those Swine Flu comments!"JB: "Thanks!"BO: "That was sarcasm you dumbass."JB: "um....haha.....huh?"BO: "Nevermind"JB: "Hey, don't forget I helped you carry the stupid white male 40-59 demographic."BO: "Oh trust me, I'm reminded regularly."JB: "The good news for you? The people out there are more stupid than you."BO,

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Here is another example of what no one seems to care about. It might be internet spook-speak. But more than likely it's true. Most of this is beyond me which, IMO, is a fundamental problem. Selling things that don't exist, selling homogenized debt, all of it leads to no good. The organizations are larger than anyone could possible manage. And who's leading the charge of large organizations...

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I saw your little speech on the floor of the senate the other day. While I don't know what is required to be considered a member of your "chattering class", I can say that I am a member of another class, the New York registered voters class.As such, I'd like to let you know my perspective on the Economic Reinvestment and Recovery Act of 2009. I do care. I care about the good spending and bad

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Picture this. G.W Bush and Henry Paulson go into a meeting. Can anyone else fit in the room with Frik, Frak and their enormous egos? This is EXACTLY the bait and switch I expected from the man who's got the balls to make this statement:“I determined that the most timely, effective step to improve credit market conditions was to strengthen bank balance sheets quickly through direct purchases of

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People are so stupid, uneducation, and uninformed. Here is a quote from a Glenn Beck interview of a pollster."RASMUSSEN: You know, we just did a poll and we found out that about 38% blame the Bush administration for our problems with the economy right now, 27% blame congress, 11% blame the Clinton administration, you know."Yes, only 27% of this country blames congress. Holy crap. This is what we

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If you're a regular reader you know that one of my biggest issues with the filthy, unwashed masses in America is their desire to point the finger at an individual when bad things happen. This desire, which is only human nature, leads to an inordinate amount of blame being put on the President for all the ills of our country.This has been an issue dating back to long before I was born. In some

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I often feel that our representatives have lost touch with American citizens and with reality. We see so many examples of this that it's not worth listing them here. What we rarely see is someone willing to stand up and take accountability, and articulate a clear path to fixing most of what ails this country.Tom Coburn is a senator for Oklahoma that would get my vote today, for any office, based

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I'd like to think that this was all a bit of creative editing on the part of British TV. But it's not.We need to start a movement to criminalize stupidity. I can only hang my head in disgust.

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In reading some of the federalist papers, I came across this gem. Madison argues against the idea that a federal government will usurp additional powers based on the Constitution clause, "to lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts, and excises, to pay the debts, and provide for the common defense and general welfare of the United States." There is no doubt in my mind that Madison over estimated

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Now that they have completely subjugated the lower class, the Democratic party is trying to turn the middle class into entitlement whores. Let me get this straight Barrack Hood and Fryer Biden, you want to steal from the rich and give to the poor and middle class. Not because we've earned it, but because we're, apparently, entitled to it. And in doing so the rich are transformed into the greatest

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There's an interesting discussion in the comments of this blog post. Uncle Jimbo jumps in with both feet.

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I was only able to get through about 2/3 of this before I threw up a little in my mouth. Let me get this straight. You're doing this to protect taxpayers? Hello, again can you please call us citizens? Or are you only protecting those that pay taxes? Also, tell me again how spending my [future] tax money to bail out GSE's with a "flawed business model" to save asshats that bought a house with no

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If Uncle Jimbo was going to make a movie about the most vile citizen in the history of the United States. This would be it.

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but the more I read from this guy, the more sense he makes. Another interesting perspective I heard on the radio today is that our tax and spend government is creating a new class of slaves. Yes. S L A V E S. Let that sink in for a minute. Let's call them Entitlement Slaves. And it's not limited to those on welfare. Have you participated in any government programs lately? Say, government

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There's more material in this interview than a pair of Michael Moore boxer shorts. Nancy Pelosi is a disgrace to this country and somehow, makes the average politician look like Stephen Hawking.Check out these gems:"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels."Funny last time I checked, natural gas was a fossil fuel. Even Wikipedia can't F that up. Do you even

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Here is yet another example of how the simple regulation of hiding boxer briefs and ass cracks turns into a squabble over race. If love this statement in the article:Other groups such as the Advancement Project, a Washington social advocacy organization, say the proposal is directed primarily at black males and could lead to arrests.No, it's not directed at black males. It's direct at losers who

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Apparently, Spitzer has some additional explaining to do. This new IT-201 New York State Tax (long) form is new for 2007 tax returns. Oh come on Elliott.I bet your wife really regrets the day, back when you were the attorney general, when she said, "Elliott, don't you think you're coming down a little hard on the prostitutes?"ba dum bah!

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Please let me make the introductions. Complete Lack of Accountability meet Free-loading Entitlement Whore.And then there was California. WTF. Are you kidding me."Parents do not have a constitutional right to home school their children," Justice H. Walter Croskey wrote in a Feb. 28 opinion for the 2nd District Court of Appeal.Interesting how the government has dulled the blade of this two-edged

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unless you pay thousands of dollars for health care over their short life span or end up in jail for "accidentally" killing one. I am at a loss to understand the prominence we have bestowed upon animals in this country and the amount of money wasted on keeping them alive. All you animal people are freaks. Period.Someone I know spent almost $2000 for surgery to remove a hand towel from her dog's

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Giant pythons set to invade San Fransico, local 71 of the Gay Porn Union demands immediate action to avoid the influx of new talent.This article is full of very odd editorial comments. I still don't quite know what to make of it."The snakes also like to eat rodents, deer and other mammals. Small Florida deer have been turning up inside the digestive tracts of Everglades pythons, which has alarmed

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A 13-year-old student in Ohio was suspending for doing what 43% of all 13 year olds do: pull pranks, make sex jokes, and disrespect authority figures. So how exactly can the school justify expelling the kid? And how close to the truth must M.O. have gotten for Principle Jeff Cook to get so bent? These are the questions that apparently only our legal system can answer.Seriously Jeff. One of two

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It's pretty rare that I feel sorry for a politician, but this guy can't buy a break. Maybe he's a racist, but my guess is he doesn't hate black people. My guess he's just stupid.What the NAACP and all politically correct asshats fail to understand is that people have the right (thank you First Amendment) to say whatever they want (with a few specific excepts). What many people are failing to come

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I'd say, "Only in New York City", but this is probably happening in Hoboken too. Hangy Spanky. Great article title. I'll tell you this, if his foot slipping out of his shoe means that his feet are no longer touching the floor, then his feet weren't touching the floor in the first place. Hopefully New York's finest can figure that one out without me or David Caruso (sic! As if he would help).You

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Check out the new categorized list of posts. Relive the past. Read about my thoughts on social improvement and, of course, all my posts on the founder of doublefootlongswithchili.org.

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Just when you thought the only retarded thing to come out of Virginia was...um...everyone. It turns out that's true. The politically correct state senate found it necessary to ban the term "retarded".What the article failed to mention is that the majority of the senator's stationary, name tags, and security badges will also have to be updated.FACT: Mental retardation affects all levels of

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