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		<title>Daft Punk + Asian Kids + Practice = EPIC</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just too epic.<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1034&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Such gratitude over something so cheap.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Catena Wall Clock Tells Time With Bike Chain</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s an unusual concept for a wall clock. Instead of telling the time with hands or a digital display, the Catena clock tells time along the perimeter of a bicycle chain. Designed by Andreas Dober for Germany’s Anthologie Quartett, the Catena (Latin for “chain”) has a certain retro-steampunk look about it. Time is told using copper [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1028&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Here’s an unusual concept for a wall clock. Instead of telling the time with hands or a digital display, the Catena clock tells time along the perimeter of a bicycle chain.</p>
<p>Designed by Andreas Dober for Germany’s <a href="http://www.anthologiequartett.de/">Anthologie Quartett</a>, the Catena (Latin for “chain”) has a certain retro-steampunk look about it. Time is told using copper digits mounted on the outside of a bike chain that rotates around a single motorized gear. Now don’t bother trying to tell the exact time with this. The only numbers on the chain are the hours, so any attempt to figure out minutes is a crap-shoot.</p>
<p>While I dig the grungy minimalism of the clock, I don’t dig the $2300+ (USD) price tag. But I suppose if you’ve got really deep pockets, you can order one over at <a href="http://www.unicahome.com/catalog/item.asp?id=47558">Unica Home</a>.</p>
<p>On the other hand, I won’t tell anyone if you decide to make your own out of $20 worth of junk you find at a flea market.</p>
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		<title>Free Pinterest invites!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are giving away 10 free Pinterest invites! Here&#8217;s how to get yours: Follow to our new blog. [Follow button is located at the bottom of that site] Comment in this post with why you should quickly get invited. Have a blast 😀 Ten remaining Nine remaining Eight remaining Seven remaining Six remaining Five remaining [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1022&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are giving away 10 free Pinterest invites! Here&#8217;s how to get yours:</p>
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		<title>An Epic Facebook Shower Curtain.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 03:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spinninghat.com &#8220;creates original, playful products that make people smile.&#8221; And we quite enjoy it&#8217;s Facebook profile shower curtain. This awesome curtain will certainly get your guests talking the next time they ask to use your restroom. Much worth the £14.99 [or $24]. At the moment they are reserve only, so reserve yours asap 😀 Bring your [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1017&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="width: 340px" class="wp-caption alignleft"><a href="http://www.spinninghat.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/product_images/social-shower-curtain-low-res-1.jpg"><img class=" " title="Facebook Shower Curtain " src="https://i2.wp.com/www.spinninghat.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/product_images/social-shower-curtain-low-res-1.jpg" alt="" width="330" height="330" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Facebook Shower Curtain</p></div>
<p><a href="http://www.spinninghat.com/" target="_blank">Spinninghat.com</a> &#8220;creates original, playful products that make people smile.&#8221; And we quite enjoy it&#8217;s <a title="Facebook Shower Curtain" href="http://www.spinninghat.com/product/social-shower-curtain" target="_blank">Facebook profile shower curtain</a>.</p>
<p>This awesome curtain will certainly get your guests talking the next time they ask to use your restroom. Much worth the £14.99 [or $24].</p>
<p>At the moment they are reserve only, so reserve yours asap <img src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/72x72/1f600.png" alt="😀" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
<blockquote><p>Bring your profile to life while you lather up with our comical shower curtain gift, featuring a transparent section so you can create a profile whilst your scrubbing away.</p>
<p align="right"><em>&#8211; <a href="http://www.spinninghat.com/product/social-shower-curtain">spinninghat</a></em></p>
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		<title>Hey there!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SarcasticBlogger has been inactive for about 5 month, yet somehow managed to rack up almost 50k views this past year. So I will be working hard on bringing back this blog and brining you guys constant epicness. Stay tuned for: A new epic theme Content which is beyond epic An epic interview with the women [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1014&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SarcasticBlogger has been inactive for about 5 month, yet somehow managed to rack up almost 50k views this past year. So I will be working hard on bringing back this blog and brining you guys constant epicness.<br />
Stay tuned for:</p>
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<li>A new epic theme</li>
<li>Content which is beyond epic</li>
<li>An epic interview with the women who invented the sandwich. <em>[joke]</em></li>
</ul>
<p>But I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve got the overall picture: it&#8217;s going to be <del>epic</del><br />
<strong>beyond epic</strong>.<br />
Thanks to all those who follow this blog<br />
Happy new year and we hope to see you guys soon!<span id="more-1014"></span><br />
<em>Apparently the most viewed posts consisted of Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. How sad <img src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/72x72/1f626.png" alt="😦" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></em></p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/1014/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/1014/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1014&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What does pi sound like?</title>
		<link>https://sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/what-does-pi-sound-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 00:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered what π would sound like? This is really impressive:<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1000&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wondered what π would sound like? This is really impressive:<br />
<iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='595' height='365' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/YOQb_mtkEEE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'></iframe></p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/1000/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/1000/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=1000&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cutest Baby video ever</title>
		<link>https://sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/2011/03/16/cutest-baby-video-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Priceless. Funny. EPIC. 5 month-old baby simultaneously amused and terrified by sound of nose blowing. [via 9gag.com]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=994&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Priceless. Funny. EPIC. </strong>5 month-old baby simultaneously amused and terrified by sound of nose blowing.</p>
<iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='595' height='365' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/N9oxmRT2YWw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'></iframe>
<p>[via 9gag.com]</p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/994/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/994/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=994&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Chatroulette Love Song is Magical internet viral video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Eating Sharks]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chatroulette, the site that matches you up with random strangers for a video chat, apparently still exists. Even so, what are the odds that you&#8217;ll meet a guy on Chatroulette who&#8217;s a) not naked, and b) willing to sing you a love song? And if you&#8217;re the guy with the guitar, waiting for a pretty [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=988&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chatroulette, the site that matches you up with random strangers for a video chat, apparently still exists. Even so, what are the odds that you&#8217;ll meet a guy on Chatroulette who&#8217;s a) not naked, and b) willing to sing you a love song?</p>
<p>And if you&#8217;re the guy with the guitar, waiting for a pretty girl named Diana to pop up and be serenaded, what are the chances you&#8217;ll actually find her? Slim to none.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s why this little episode is so cool. A Chatroulette love song sounds cheesy, but &#8230; well, check it out. You&#8217;ll see.</p>
<iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='595' height='365' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/fU1x8Ll62QE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'></iframe>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/16/chatroulette-love-song/">urlesque.com</a>]</p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/988/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/988/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="https://pixel.wp.com/b.gif?host=sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com&#038;blog=12134732&#038;post=988&#038;subd=sarcasticblogger&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>3 Brilliant Pictures of the day.</title>
		<link>https://sarcasticblogger.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/3-brilliant-pictures-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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