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Shut it down! Shut it all down! We did everything we could. We...

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 16:43:29 -0400

Shut it down! Shut it all down! We did everything we could. We failed. Crickets, it’s your turn.🦗🦗 Go forth and multiply!
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If not for woke white bloggers, how would black people know to...

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 10:43:24 -0400

If not for woke white bloggers, how would black people know to be offended at Dave Chapelle’s new special? 🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿
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Want to get promoted FAST? Be a black right wing pundit (sneaky...

Tue, 27 Aug 2019 01:12:28 -0400

Want to get promoted FAST? Be a black right wing pundit (sneaky conservatives), decent female comedian (scared guilty lefties) or marry John Legend.
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The Matrix 4 will take us into a mind-bending reality where Neo...

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 00:18:51 -0400

The Matrix 4 will take us into a mind-bending reality where Neo joins to fight unconscious bias. That’s where the cocooned pod people pre-judge overachieving agents. It turns out he’s a double-agent trying to create a new race of superhuman-machine hybrids.
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The Matrix 4 will take us into a mind-bending reality where Neo...

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 22:18:44 -0400

Bernie Sanders announces DICKQUALITY for All plan. “Those...

Sun, 04 Aug 2019 16:36:17 -0400

Bernie Sanders announces DICKQUALITY for All plan. “Those with too much penis must pay their fair share of inches to those with too little.” Loses black vote.
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Your roommate is a monster. Always. Assume his/her genitals have...

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 15:18:27 -0400

Your roommate is a monster. Always. Assume his/her genitals have touched everything you own. Even things that bark. Especially things that bark. https://tinyurl.com/dogroomie
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You know you’ve made it in show business when your dates...

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 18:14:08 -0400

You know you’ve made it in show business when your dates look like a kidnapping.
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By sexualizing cats in the new Cats movie, we’re doomed to...

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 18:14:06 -0400

By sexualizing cats in the new Cats movie, we’re doomed to create a “Planet of the Cats” apocalypse. A space crew will discover an alien species licking its genitals, marking property with pee, and feasting on descendents of the weirdos who fucked their ancestors in litterboxes.
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Are titty wrinkles “tinkles”? posted...

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 02:14:07 -0400

Are titty wrinkles “tinkles”?
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Wouldn’t they switch to burkas instead? Portland...

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 20:14:43 -0400

Wouldn’t they switch to burkas instead? Portland wouldn’t dare ban something so sacred and liberating!
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Oh no you didn’t make the acronym for the “National...

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 23:42:13 -0400

Oh no you didn’t make the acronym for the “National African American Gun Association” NAAGA!
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Congratulations, you’re in Jeffrey Epstein! posted...

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 00:23:11 -0400

Congratulations, you’re in Jeffrey Epstein!
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Apparently, the phrase “I identify as Kanye” does...

Sat, 22 Jun 2019 12:47:06 -0400

Apparently, the phrase “I identify as Kanye” does not get you into Kim’s dressing room or let you fuck her. Am I doing inclusion wrong?
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In 30 years, “Sanyo” went from a respectable...

Thu, 20 Jun 2019 18:47:16 -0400

In 30 years, “Sanyo” went from a respectable second-tier electronics brand to the likeliest name for Cardi B’s next baby.
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Sat, 15 Jun 2019 18:02:22 -0400

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Sad to see so many wonderful comediennes wishing they were...

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 18:02:18 -0400

Sad to see so many wonderful comediennes wishing they were aborted. Ladies, you have so much to live for! Sunsets, romance, laughter, having children, terminating children. Stay strong, see the bright side!
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“Paris & Kim together again feels so nostalgic. Like...

Thu, 13 Jun 2019 22:02:26 -0400

“Paris & Kim together again feels so nostalgic. Like Ron Jeremy + Lexington Steele uniting to double team a high school dropout.” - Maya Angelou
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“A Woman of Color”

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 17:06:22 -0400

Nancy Pelosi doesn’t think it’s important to impeach an authoritarian president who threatens American liberty, but she does think it’s important to minimize @AOC and other women of color who won extraordinary victories to Congress as “like five people.” pic.twitter.com/BnxP2oiwr5

A woman of color cannot be critiqued
A woman of color is always unique
A woman of color poops unicorn dust
And all magical creatures vie for her trust

She can only speak truth
She’s pretty and thin
And all of that magic
Just because of dark skin!

A woman of color cannot be wrong
And if somehow she is,
It will sound like a song

She can solve any problem
Cure every ill
All without showing
A droplet of skill

Judging by color is clearly the way
To kill all the dreams
Of the great MLK

Yay! Color!

How many more industries does Elizabeth Warren need to dismantle...

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 12:50:52 -0400

How many more industries does Elizabeth Warren need to dismantle for you to love her? Come on, people, have you no respect for our tribal elders?
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