Random Insanity

Bret, You've Got It Going On

2008-12-12T21:14:00.000-08:00

The hilarious comedian duo Flight of the Conchords returns with their hit TV show's sophomore season on January 18th, 2009 on HBO. Everyone check it out. Here is one of my favorite songs by the band.

Bret, You've Got It Going On

Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.
Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy.
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say...

Bret, you got it going on.
The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it going on.
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.
Because you're bumpable.
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
If I say you've got a boom ow-ow.
Come on Bret, help me out now.

Bret, you got it going on.
(You got it going on!)
That's the conclusion that I've come to.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you got it going on.
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man.
Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.
I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.
Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.

Bret, you got it going on.

Divinity Destroyed - Sweet Heresy

2008-04-18T21:19:00.000-07:00

Check it out here!

No more words

Rise

And take your place beside me in all that I've built in disgrace

Grace the halls with curdling calls and watch the sky

The kingdom falls

Blight

Make haste your retreat

Make it with tact, make it discreet

Flood the world, drown the strife, and wash away this tainted life

Taunt the sane

Pinch the vein

Strike the night and scream at the rain

The more I know, the more I hate

Thus begins the Inside

Brick by brick

I begin to rebuild my temple of mourning instilled

Sing us a song for those who have passed

Those who have learned, those who were last

I will ride the changing tide

Start at the end and walk to the sun

Know that you've passed

Know that you've won

Taunt the sane

Pinch the vein

Strike the night and scream at the rain

The more I know, the more I hate

Thus begins the Inside

Sacrifice my right to rot

My chance to heal

My one escape

It's crashing down

I know the sound of pestilence

Of children screaming out

I know you and have seen what you do

I alone

I will not compromise how much pain I inflict

Sovereignty

My paradise burnt down

Effigy, I ask of thee,

"O Heresy, sweet Heresy, you've seen the gates. Now lead me through them"

One more day left to play

Where's the love?

Where's the blood?

I refuse to believe that this is all there is

I feel no shame

I place no blame

Although you've changed, I feel the same

The Scourger - Never Bury The Hatchet

2008-04-18T21:13:00.000-07:00

Top notch mix of thrashy melodic death metal from Finland. Check out a track here.

MC Chris - Beetle

2008-04-18T03:05:00.000-07:00

Here is a track MC Chris released on April 1st. It's a song about Beetlejuice.

im deathly pale bad breath bad teeth
hate the sand and the sun never see me at the beach
i'll stick with goth chicks transfixed on death
that wear black britches i insist on nice breasts

i sleep in a grave lived through the black plague
actually that's all my fault but dont wiki that k?
green hair downstairs boogers farts and phlegm
that's my stock in trade see me startin trends

black and white striped suit or a blood red tux
got jack on my hat in japan it's a must
i can change shapes do pranks and disguises
bioexorcist im the best in a cirisis

parents wanted me to clean up like my brother
boss used to say i didnt work well with others
now im independent and my methods are effective
say my name three times if you want to get connected

beetlejuice beetlejuice one two three
i like a little lady name lydia deetz
her demeanor is depressed i confess that's sweet
dont try to deny she's my bride to be

hey kmart shoppers there's a sale on my services
im here to help there's no need for your nervousness
i'll eat what u wanna eat swallow what u say
relieve you of your living that are ruining your day

have you read the handbook for the recently deceased
it's too thick like my dick when i think of little deetz
she's the key to my release from this model existence
coffin lining's confining and i want out this instant

me and the dragster of doom we're the baddest of dudes
we hit the inferno room where the ladies get nude
but we're eternally screwed so i become a bridegroom
and get lovely lydia to lip synch an i do

i must move the maitlands out of my way
give'm zipperlips pitch a plate on their face
say hello to hammer hands say goodbye to goulet
and then off to fla where my review drew raves

shrimp glove face plant
we like cassettes not 8 track
clown face much like
the one you'll see in dark knight
being dead kinda sucks
the afterlife's no fun to us
im the name that people trust
the juice that comes from beetleguts

Korpiklaani - Korven Kuningas

2008-04-17T17:06:00.000-07:00

1. "Tapporauta" ("Killing Iron") - 4:12
2. "Metsämies" ("Forest Man") - 3:00
3. "Keep on Galloping" - 4:09
4. "Northern Fall" - 3:04
5. "Shall We Take a Turn" - 3:27
6. "Paljon On Koskessa Kiviä" ("The Rapid Has Many Rocks") - 3:44
7. "Ali Jäisten Vetten" ("Under the Icy Waters") - 4:08
8. "Gods on Fire" - 3:48
9. "Kantaiso" ("Ancestor") - 4:08
10. "Kipumylly" ("Mill of Pain") - 3:50
11. "Suden Joiku" ("Yoik of the Wolf") - 4:22
12. "Runamoine" - 4:03
13. "Syntykoski Syömmehessäin" ("Rapid of Birth From My Heart") - 3:05
14. "Korven Kuningas" ("King of the Woods") - 21:56
Total Playing Time: 1:13:53

The fifth album by the Finnish masters of humppa metal is top notch. The consistency in the quality of their albums has never dropped. Check out track six here.

Buy the album on Amazon, iTunes.

The Devil Wears Prada - Still Fly

2008-04-17T16:04:00.000-07:00

Fearless Records released its latest album in the series of "Punk goes..." albums. This one consists of hip hop songs being covered by rock bands. Here is The Devil Wears Prada's cover of the Big Tymers song "Still Fly"

The Devil Wears Prada - Still Fly

Buy the album on Amazon, iTunes

Adversary - Singularity

2007-11-11T08:58:00.000-08:00

1. Hedonist
2. The Grand Mistake
3. Singularity
4. In Vino Veritas
5. Manifest Humility
6. By Apathy Undone
7. Ashes of Faith
8. Dying Art
9. The Romance of Lies
10. Wisdom in Regret

This is an excellent debut album by a rising unsigned band from Manassas, Virginia. It is top notch melodic death metal with memorable, heavy riffs. The vocals by William Clapp range from the expected harsh low vocals to melodic singing. The production is excellent with every instrument being audible. The instrumental "Ashes of Faith" is an epic song with two solos being contributed by Matthew Mills.

Check out Adversary at myspace.com/adversarymetal and buy Singularity. It's available on their Myspace, CD Baby, and iTunes.