Michael Dudikoff, Where Are You: Tony Jenkins And Bryan Cole Review The Trailer For “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”
In which Tony Jenkins and Bryan Cole review the trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation.
TONY
I used to love playing with GI Joe action figures when I was a kid. By playing with them, I mean burning them in my family’s backyard grill, prompting my neighbors to continually ask, “Can you smell what the weird, fat kid down the street is cooking?”
You’re Standing In A Field: The Importance Of The Cowlick To Superman’s Visual Identity
Many people think the key to Superman’s secret identity is his glasses. Actually, it’s his cowlick. Because he goes the extra mile by actually having a cow lick his hair. Obviously, he can’t have a real cow do the licking, because that would be unseemly. He’s Superman, for chrissake, not Static Shock or The Rocketeer. He can afford to pay someone to put on a cow suit, and recreate a pastoral cow-licking scenario. Patch of grass, salt lick, a nearby defaced billboard reading EAT MOR CHIKIN—the whole nine yards.
