Media Monkeys & Junky Junkies

Sound Check: MMJJ Reboot

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Mon, 08 May 2017 23:32:36 -0400

My sister and I have been toying with the idea of creating a podcast together. I was like, “what would we call it?” And she was all, “can’t we just call it Media Monkeys and Junky Junkies?” And I was like, “I guess we can…” This is just us talking and figuring out our mic setup. She thought it might be entertaining to others.

A Photoshoot by Stephanie C. Kernisan Models: Kelly Dove, Kelley...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 04:24:00 -0400

A Photoshoot by Stephanie C. Kernisan

Models: Kelly Dove, Kelley Carter, Jess Arvidson, Molly Smith

Location: Greensboro, NC

A Real Life Example of How Incapable of Flirting I Am

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 03:58:00 -0400

Setting: A 24-hour diner at 3:00 AM. I'm sitting in a booth alone. The only other people besides me and the waitress are two guys and a girl at the bar.
Guy at Bar: Can I ask you a question? You're a beautiful girl, why are you sitting over there eating by yourself?
Me: Because it's three o'clock in the morning?
Guy at Bar: You don't need to sit by yourself. You could come sit with us at the bar.
Me: Why would I do that?

Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 11:15:00 -0400

Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days:

Probably one of the most spoilerific episodes of the show to date, Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days covers the 2009 thriller, ORPHAN as well as other evil child classics like THE BAD SEED and THE GOOD SON. But I never tell my listeners to skip an episode if they haven’t seen the subject matter, just listen to us instead! We’ll tell you everything you need to know and spice it up with our delightful commentary. So if you love movies about evil children, then tuck in and hold tight, because ORPHAN is an epic. For an extra lovable piece of media, check our website for Bootz Durango’s video review, “The Orphan.”

“The Orphan” - Bootz Durango’s lovable rant...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:59:30 -0400

“The Orphan” - Bootz Durango’s lovable rant that lead Jeff and I to discover the greatness of ORPHAN. We discuss this video, the movie, and more this week in Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days.

A Photo Shoot by Stephanie C. Kernisan Model: Samantha Paige...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 13:10:00 -0400

A Photo Shoot by Stephanie C. Kernisan

Model: Samantha Paige Evers

Location: Raleigh, NC

"Well-behaved women rarely make history."

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 11:19:23 -0400

“Well-behaved women rarely make history.”

- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Sister: Autotune is, like, the worst thing to happen to music and the best thing to happen to comedy.

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:00:47 -0400

Sister: Autotune is, like, the worst thing to happen to music and the best thing to happen to comedy.
Me: True dat.

Episode 18: Come Enjoy the Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:26:00 -0400

Episode 18: Come Enjoy the Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop:

Mr. Show with Bob & David is an elegant and saucy older gentleman with a cane, top hat, and monocle. He’s a sweet generous lover of laughter and just the right amount of crude humor. Politics, dick jokes, history junk, film/tv nerd stuff, the glory of HBO, and a whole lot of the nineties. Special guest, Jeffery Heatherly of The Original Unoriginal Podcast joins me to discuss one of our all time favorite sketch comedy shows. So tuck in, snuggle up, and come enjoy the Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop on this week’s episode of Media Monkeys & Junky Junkies!

Fuzz: The Musical: An amazing sketch from Mr. Show with Bob...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:13:10 -0400

Fuzz: The Musical: An amazing sketch from Mr. Show with Bob & David, discussed in this week’s episode.

None Like It Hot! This is a fantastic clip from the Futurama...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 07:33:00 -0400

None Like it Hot! - watch more funny videos

None Like It Hot! This is a fantastic clip from the Futurama episode “Crimes of the Hot.” The ‘educational film’ explains how global warming works.

Episode 17: The Distant Future, the Year 3000

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 06:25:00 -0400

Episode 17: The Distant Future, the Year 3000:

Good news, everyone! This week’s episode is about the glorious adult cartoon, FUTURAMA. From the makers of The Simpsons, this fantastic sci-fi comedy rose like a phoenix from hilarity ashes after being cancelled in 2003, popular demand brought production back in 2008. Following Philip J. Fry frozen in 1999 and awoken in the year 3000, the show mixes the future with timely pop culture references and tons of glorious comedy gold. Special guest, Nick Melton and I also bounce around the topics of Avatar: The Last Airbender and the late, great Bea Arthur. Join us for the nostalgia, laughter, and what the hell, a couple of corndogs!

Episode 16: White=Crazy, Black=Cool

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:04:00 -0400

Episode 16: White=Crazy, Black=Cool:

Double Whammy! This podcast episode covers two topics. Kristina Dorsett and I do my first podcast on the medium of music. Our selection: The White Stripes! Coming out of Detroit in the late nineties, Jack & Meg White are two of the weirdest fucking people you’ll ever know about, but create some of the best music you’ve ever heard. Following a chat about their music and their documentary, Under Great White Northern Lights, we delve into love for the 2009 blaxploitation film, Black Dynamite! When his brother is murdered in a bad drug deal, Black Dynamite teams up with the C.I.A. and some of the baddest mamajamas from the streets to take down the drug cartel and those really responsible for his brother’s death. Both are super awesome with music to die for! Join us, won’t you?

The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights - This...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:42:50 -0400

The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights - This documentary about one of the most awesome/fucked up bands in rock history opened Stina’s eyes and confirmed my beliefs about the White Stripes. We talk about them and their fucking wackiness on this week’s episode of Media Monkeys & Junky Junkies.

Black Dynamite - We discuss the awesomeness that is this movie...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:37:00 -0400

Black Dynamite - We discuss the awesomeness that is this movie on this week’s episode of Media Monkey & Junky Junkies. Be familiar with its existence.

Special Episode: Left 4 Dead, Too... Be Continued?

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:00:00 -0400

Special Episode: Left 4 Dead, Too... Be Continued?:

I know you lovely wonderful people forgive me for not having a proper episode lined up for you. Long story short, working for the man and free time don’t mix. However, this is new material! Remember the awesome episode with K. Dove two weeks back? Left 4 Dead, Too! At the end, there was about five minutes of us playing the game. I hope it was as entertaining for you as it was for us. We recorded extra footage of us playing that I never had time to go back and edit. Well bump editing! This week’s very special episode is the outtakes from said episode. Enjoy!

Episode 15: Brad Majors is an Asshole.

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:00:00 -0400

Episode 15: Brad Majors is an Asshole.:

Let’s do the Time Warp again! After 35 years of absolute pleasure, The Rocky Horror Picture Show has become a CULTural phenomenon. Some of us grew up with it (me). Some of us managed to escape its magic all these years (JohnBo). Full of sex, gaity, rock n’ roll, and a whole lot of fucking nonsense, this movie is undoubtedly one of the classics. It’s what every cult movie dreams of being when it grows up. Join me, a self-proclaimed Rocky Horror “expert,” and John Boschini as we take away his Rocky Horror virginity in this week’s episode of Media Monkeys and Junky Junkies, guaranteed to thrill you, chill you, and fulfill you!

fuckyeahdavidbowie: (via yshtabi) Wear the funky funky...

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 10:39:36 -0400

fuckyeahdavidbowie:

(via yshtabi)

Wear the funky funky eyepatch, Bret.

Episode 14: Left 4 Dead, Too!

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:39:00 -0400

Episode 14: Left 4 Dead, Too!:

Don’t you love zombie video games? I don’t, and even I love Left 4 Dead 2! Valve’s 2009 sequel to the best-selling zombie first-person shooter is 100% fantastic. Join myself and special guest Kelly Dove as we gush about our favorite game for the Xbox 360 and our great Fourth of July 2010 celebration. Happy Freedom Day to America, and Happy Hunting to the Survivors of Left 4 Dead 2!

Patriotic Cuisine

sckernisan@gmail.com (Stephanie C. Kernisan) — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 11:33:36 -0400

Me: "I'm going to go get groceries for dinner tonight."
Mom: "Make sure you eat a hot dog."
Me: "I'm making my pasta salad, I'm not doing hot dogs."
Mom: "You have to, to say you did it the American way."
Me: "Mom, I'm making a dish with the word 'salad' in it, but it contains no vegetables and tons of cheese. Doesn't that sound pretty American to you?"