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Get Glee: The Music, Volume 1 - Buy It Now!

2009-11-02T23:54:39-05:00

If you didn't already pre-order for delivery Tuesday (Nov. 3^rd) morning, buy Glee: The Music, Volume 1 now. Not only is Glee the best TV show this season, it may prove to be the best TV show ever.

Top notch writing, a multi-talented cast, and compelling arrangements of popular music that, whether you like the originals or not, will force a toe-tappin' smile to stretch across your face from ear to ear.

Here are a few publicity pics from this afternoon's CD signing at Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island, NY featuring Jenna Ushkowitz, Dianna Agron, Cory Monteith, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Lea Michele, Kevin McHale and Mark Salling...

And one sweet solo shot of the lovely Ms. Agron whose musings, photography, and legitimate appreciation for amazing music has dragged me down the rabbit hole behind her.

Good stuff and well worth a visit.

Buy the CD, watch the show, and smile with the rest of us Gleeks. You won't regret it.

Best hour on television and the most talented cast of young people ever assembled. If you know me at all, you realize that's a hefty endorsement!

(Images © 20th Century Fox / Columbia Records)

Meghan McCain - Spectacularly Real

2009-10-15T19:34:15-04:00

So Meghan McCain committed the heinous act of being normal and and everyone who thinks their opinion matters has their panties in a bunch. For Christ's sake, people need to get over their pathetic anal-retentive hang-ups.

It's unfortunate that Ms. McCain felt pressured into removing the "offensive" image from her Twitter page and apologize for her unacceptable fit of normalcy. If you ask me, a more appropriate response would have been:

Fuck off...they're real and they're spectacular!

Because indeed they are. What a woman, smart, charming, hot and sexy.

Now, excuse me while I go "follow her"...

NCIS: Back with a Vengeance... And a Wild Card

2009-09-22T21:30:00-04:00

Even Lost will be hard pressed to come up with a better season premier than NCIS. Tonight's episode has to be one of the best ever crafted in the history of television. Hollywood ought to just hand next years Best Supporting Actor Emmy to Michael Weatherly right now; his performance was epic!

And in less than thirty seconds, Salim was stone-cold dead. Friggin' awesome.

So many amazing scenes, so much flawlessly executed dialog and perfectly crafted to bring first time viewers up to speed and leave them hungry for more while satisfying us die-hards.

If you missed the premier, you can watch it at CBS.com and If you can't be in front of the TV on Tuesdays, set your DVRs for 8E / 7C and don't miss an episode; it's gonna be a hell of a season!

Blue October is Calling You; Pick Up The Phone! (New Tour Dates)

2009-09-10T21:51:29-04:00

Still on the road, Blue October has announced the Pick Up the Phone Tour. Get your tickets for multiple venues as soon as they go on sale!

See them soon, see them often; you will not regret it!

Big Brother Updates (.com)

2009-08-10T23:07:48-04:00

The Best Big Brother Fan Site

Big Brother Updates is the quintessential site for live feed updates, lively but civil discussion, and in and out of house news about everything and everyone Big Brother.The owners and all volunteer staff of live feed updaters & moderators are the most dedicated and insightful fans you'll ever find and after browsing the news articles and forums, you'll agree that there's no reason to go anywhere else for BB info.

Bookmark it now and visit it often.

And The Worst

This other site and the assholes that own and run it suck so badly that I'm not even going to mention its name. I realized last fall that things had changed drastically for the worse when an administrator that I'd never heard of threatened to ban me for linking to my site in my forum signature.

I found it quite bothersome because I'd been a regular contributor for several years, paid a decent amount of cash for annual subscriptions to keep the site running and get "special" access, and even posted weekly collections of custom-tagged Survivor screencaps for the enjoyment of their readers.

Since I typically capture well over a hundred screens per episode, host them on my own server, and it was a lot of work to double-post ,I tagged the more interesting caps with their site name and, with the site owner's blessing, linked to my site for the entire collection. But as a good community member, I complied.

About a week into this summer's of Big Brother 11, I noticed a sort of soup-Nazi attitude and random censorship from site administrators and moderators which was completely contradictory to the atmosphere that made me want to donate money and time to be a part of their community. The original site owner was nowhere to be found among the member list and when I discovered that any reference to the current site ownership was suspiciously absent I inquired about the heavy-handed moderation, happened to the original owner and who currently owns the site.

I should have expected the condescending "fuck you, if-you-don't-like-it-leave" response but, coming from an administrator, volunteer or otherwise, working for the new "big-media" owner it was totally unacceptable. I immediately stopped visiting and promoting the site and its big-media parent and wrote a detailed letter to the corporate entity that bought it last fall expressing my disdain for their amateur anti-customer site administrators that were more interested in wielding their moderator power than maintaining the community and its long-term members.

No response yet. Go figure.

But none of that matters when Big Brother Updates is on fire with civil and insightful real fans fostering a real sense of community and togetherness.

Kudos to Lexie and many thanks to her entire volunteer staff for taking care of the voyeur in all of us.

Now go join up. What are you waiting for?

Rush Limbaugh Decapitated!

2009-08-03T19:16:00-04:00

At least that's what I thought when I read the headline Rush Limbaugh Loses 90 Pounds.

His fat, bloated head has to weigh at least that much, right?

Friggin' idiot.

Government Spends $6.3 Million To Learn What Any Idiot WIth Half a Brain Already Knows

2009-07-27T23:17:00-04:00

Gee. Go figure: sending text messages while driving is dangerous. Our idiocratic government spent $6.3 million on a "study" to figure this out?

Texting Raises Crash Risk 23 Times, Study Finds - Series - NYTimes.com .

I read crap like this and I'm ashamed to live in America. Hell, screw that; I'm ashamed to be considered a human.

I swear I'm not one of you.

Friggin' idiots.

Big Brother 11: Stick a Fork In It (Shittiest Season EVER!)

2009-07-25T21:55:00-04:00

I've officially had it with Big Brother 11. So much so that I have practically no interest in explaining or even acknowledging my lost interest but somehow feel compelled to explain to the voyeur in all of you why you most likely won't be seeing any more Big Brother 11 screencaps of bikini-clad or nearly naked houseguests for the rest of the summer. I've decided to just say no.

Allison Grodner, her pathetic excuse for "production company", and CBS have lost their friggin' minds and I refuse to waste my time or digital real estate promoting the worst season, cast, "twist", and editing of any reality non-scripted show in the history of reality non-scripted shows.

I've already pointed out (as have many posters on every BB forum on the Net) that the clique "twist" was a poorly thought out, pathetically executed momentum killer and bringing back the most ridiculous houseguest ever, the sexually confused narcissistic and delusional Jessie I-spell-my-name-like-a-girl Godderz from BB 10 in an alleged HOH competition that was clearly engineered to ensure the the steroid-freak's second chance at his fifteen minutes of fame is a giant "screw you" to we, the faithful viewers.

Video game "expert" (WTF is that?) über-geek Ronnie Talbot made for some potentially decent TV but he's not the Dr. Will clone he fancies himself as and his feeble attempt at strategy ended up with him hiding under the covers in the HOH room for most of his tenure as king rat.

For me, the season and perhaps the franchise as a whole jumped the shark when the Assletes clique was set up with what amounts to perpetual immunity and the friggin' idiots evicted Laura Crosby not because she was the smartest player, which she was, but because CBS' golden bitch Jessie was scared of her breasts and vagina. Sorry, but his disdain for Laura was clearly motivated by jealousy; how could he get all the guys to worship him when such an amply endowed, intelligent hot female was in the house.

I think the final straw, however, is that Lydia Tavera has exposed herself as the skank and slut that Braden Bacha tagged her as shortly be fore he was unanimously evicted in week one. Strategy is strategy but being Jessie's whore is despicable. WHo knows what really goes on on under the sex tent but Lydia giving Jessie hand jobs, blow jobs, or out-right banging him proves Braden's "inappropriate" comments were at least partially correct.

I though Lydia was kind of sexy,now she's just another filthy attention whore, whoring herself to a douche-bag loser.

If any of you have half a brain, you'll give it up too. It's n ever been the best way to spend three hours a week but it's clearly become a complete waste of time.

Thanks Allison, for ruining Big Brother. Friggin' idiot.

Big Brother 11 Episode 04 Screencap Gallery

2009-07-19T22:10:13-04:00

Not a lot of skin shown in BB11 episode 4 but we did get some cute facial expressions from Jordan, some Chima toe, and a Gnat's ass.

The shots of Jeff Schroeder are for the ladies who love him. You know who you are.

Oh yeah, and Russell is still a sphincter muscle.

Big Brother 11 Episode 03 Screencap Gallery

2009-07-19T21:27:00-04:00

The Big Brother 11 Episode 3 Screencap gallery features Lydia Tavera sportin' a bikini during the "Pop Goes the Vetocompetition. This is as close to naked as we've seen Lydia so far and the editors were kind enough to treat us to some very nice camera angles. A butt-shot, however brief, is still a butt-shot.

We also got some footage of Laura Crosby lounging in her red bikini so be sure to check out those shots.

Enjoy the rest of the Big Brother 11 Episode 3 Screencap Gallery after the jump.