Scott Sigler Audiobooks

Audio: Confectionary Killers

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:14:40 +0200

Click & listen: CONFECTIONARY KILLERS

Many times I've walked out of some theater after seeing a horror flick and a friend has asked what I thought. If it was good, I often reply, "that movie was frickin' sweet." But while many horror movies are sweet, few are actually about sweets. For the edification of good citizens everywhere, I've gathered some of these momentous, influential films into a list. Behold: I give you movies that star Confectionery Killers.

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Phil Rossi's shout-out to Junkies

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:29:05 +0200

Click & Listen:
Phil Rossi's shout-out to Junkies

Phil Rossi is taking the ANCESTOR route to publishing, making an Amazon.com rush on July 9 for his novel CRESCENT. I like this book a lot, so much, in fact, that the FDO™ has a tasty blurb on the front cover.

Phil is giving the book away as a podcast and a PDF, but he wanted to take a couple of minutes to give his schpeil directly to you Junkies. Hey, what can you say? He knows what a dominant force the Junkies are, and he's making a pitch for his goods. Give it a listen and see if the book sounds like your cup of blood.

Click here for the free PDF of Crescent. read more »

TITLE FIGHT Round Four

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:34:49 +0200

Click & Listen: TITLE FIGHT, Round Four

Time for Round Four of the scifi/mma novella co written with Matt Wallace. Matt wrote this round, digging deeper into the situation of Chiyal "The Heretic" North, recently crowned heavyweight champion of the Galactic Fighting Association. If you've listened to THE ROOKIE, this episode puts you in a familiar city, in a familiar bar, and with a familiar tiny friend.

PREVIOUS EPISODES OF TITLE FIGHT:
• TITLE FIGHT: Round One
• TITLE FIGHT: Round Two
• TITLE FIGHT: Round Three

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Friday Fix: Let's Get Pissed With The FDO, the Earl Newton Interview

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:29:34 +0200

Click & Listen: NEWTON GETS PISSED ...

My cousin Francis Dominic Olivieri is really trying to horn in on my podcast. I mean, he ... uh ... has been a bit insistent on getting this interview into the feed. Friday Fix is where it's at for this one. If you are easily offended, if you have any sense of taste, style or decency, you do not want to listen to this one.

On the hot seat is Earl Newton of the Stranger Things high-def science fiction vidcast. If you're new to the Siglerverse, Stranger Things did the first-ever movie adaptation of a Scott Sigler story, when he made Sacred Cow.

The Shot Slut™ for this episode is George Hrab, singer, podcaster, and all-around awesome dude.

Earl Newton
George Hrab

ANCESTOR hardcover cover & up for pre-order

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:06:13 +0200

Awwww shit! There it is, folks, the cover of the hardcover for ANCESTOR. As a Junkie, you are the first bitches on the planet to see this bad boy. The cover isn't even up on Amazon yet (but you can pre-order it, of course, 'cause I'm a marketing whore). I am still working my ass off on this one, and I hope you dig the efforts.

Friday Fix: NOCTURNAL fan fiction

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:54:06 +0200

Junkie Mae's Chop Shop is the Scott Sigler fan-fiction podcast, hosted by Junkie Mae.

Click & Listen: NOCTURNAL: THRILL OF THE HUNT

The Chop Shop is back from a long hiatus, and kicks things off in style with NOCTURNAL: THRILL OF THE HUNT by Bradley Richardson. This fan-fiction podcast gives you junkie-created stories based in the Siglerverse. It's not "cannon," it's not "official story," mind you, but it is awesome. I thought Bradley's story was great. If you've been missing your Ninja, here's a fresh dose.

Visit the home page of Junkie Mae's Chop Shop! If you've got a hankering to write some Sigler fan fiction, and you want to hear it podcast in the dulcet tones of Junkie Mae, visit the site and give it a shot.

Audio: Horror 30/20/10 - history of shakey cam

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:26:37 +0200

Click & listen: SHAKEY CAM + MOTION SICKNESS

Summer vacation? Maybe for some. But not you, you truant little bastard. It's detention for you, and in detention we talk history. But fret not: It isn't the history of dudes in white wigs and knee socks. It's the history of horror movies. Time again for a retrospective look at this wonderful industry we all love, and how better to start than with a flick that changed horror cinema forever ...

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FDO™ video chat charity auction

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:13:56 +0200

Click here to bid, Junkies!

How would you like to benefit American veterans and talk to the Most Interesting Man in the World (and screw that Dos Equis dude already, he doesn't even have a shaved melon)? Humanety.com is auctioning off a 30-minute video interview with the FDO™, and 100 percent of the proceeds go directly to the Disabled American Veterans (DAV).

The DAV is an ass-whipping organization that provides food, shelter and medical aid to homeless veterans, transportation to medical facilities, counseling and rehabilitation for amputee and other severely disabled vets. Let's help the people who sacrificed for all of us.

Father's Day Special: FDO™ interviews his dad, Irv "Coach" Sigler

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:18:43 +0200

Click & Listen: FATHER'S DAY SPECIAL

This is a highlight of my podcasting career -- a Father's Day interview with my father, Irv "Coach" Sigler. He's one of the coolest cats I know, and he's directly responsible for my twisted imagination and the stories you get each week (which we get into near the end of the interview).

If you're a fan of THE ROOKIE, you'll be amazed hearing about the changes in the game and the growth of players over the past five decades, and where that growth may lead us in the near future. He also doesn't like referees. Or Al Gore.

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Audio: The Horror of South Park (Part 2)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:28:45 +0200

Click & listen: THE HORROR OF SOUTH PARK (Part 2)

Two months ago, I shocked the world with a riveting expose on one of the most barbaric, Satanic, horrific and despicable displays of horror debauchery ever displayed on the small screen. That's right, I cracked open a can of journalistic whoop-ass on South Park. I dared go where no reporter has gone before. And now? It's time for the sequel -- more horror of South Park!

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TITLE FIGHT Round Three

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:02:12 +0200

Click & Listen: TITLE FIGHT, Round Three

Here we go with Round Three of the novella co-written with Matt Wallace. Round Three is written by your FDO™, Wallace will do Roud Four (and he promised to fix the audio issues we heard in Round Two). It's looking like this battle might go seven or eight rounds total.

This is a short one, about 15 minutes, but we have dozens of new Junkie shout-outs!

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Friday Fix: Halftime ...

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:12:40 +0200

A short little Friday Fix for you Junkies, but an important one for the die-hard fans. Click on the image at left to see a wee little piece of video good news.

Audio: I Ain't 'Fraid O' No Ghost!

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:30:28 +0200

	Click & listen: I AIN'T 'FRAID 'o NO GHOST I've already tackled ways to deal with vampires, werewolves, zombies and even haunted houses, so now it's time to move on to those ethereal creeps known as "ghosts." How do you smash those bitches? Here's five funny ways to deal with this strain of undead.
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CONTAGIOUS Q&A

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:08:59 +0200

	Click & listen to CONTAGIOUS Q&A JUNKIE QUESTIONS ANSWERED! Junkes, you had many questions about CONTAGIOUS and we answer most of them here. More questions came in after we'd prepped for the interview, so if you don't hear yours that is why. This episode is hosted by the Evil Queen™ herself (a.k.a, the radioactive wife of the FDO™).
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Friday Fix: Let's Get Pissed With The FDO, the JC Hutchins Interview

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:18:27 +0200

Click & Listen: HUTCH GETS PISSED ...

Ugh. My cousin Francis Donovan Olivieri is out of the witness protection program, and guess who he contacts first? That's right, me. Seems Frankie wants his own podcast, so welcome to the first-ever episode of "Let's Get Pissed With the FDO™." And just to piss me off a little extra, who does Frankie want to interview first? None other than my nemesis, J.C. Hutchins. The only saving grace to this sad excuse for entertainment is the presence of Mur Lafferty, who served as the "shot slut" for the interview.

WARNING: If you're easily offended, you do not want to listen to this. Frankie is a little bit ... opinionated. And Hutchinsss? A pervert. Enough said.

Audio: Review of DRAG ME TO HELL

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:32:40 +0200

	Click & listen: DRAG ME TO HELL review It's been a long time since Sam Raimi rocked-and-rolled his way through a horror movie, and we finally get him back into the fold with DRAG ME TO HELL. I turn my critical eye (complete with critical raised Eyebrow of Doom™) on this much-anticipated horror flick.
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CONTAGIOUS Episode #26 - FINAL EPISODE!

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:22:48 +0200

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #26
Click here to download the PDF

IN THIS EPISODE:
It all comes down to the final episode. What happens to Perry? To Dew? To Cheslea and her Mommy? How about General Ogden? Margaret and Clarence? And what, pray tell, happens to the great city of Detroit? Are you ready for the final episode of CONTAGIOUS? Click and listen, bitches, click and listen ...

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Friday Fix: Grammar Girl talks dirty ...

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:42:23 +0200

Click & Listen: GRAMMAR GIRL TALKS DIRTY ...

Yes, the title of this episode of BLOODCAST is totally misleading. Well, it is sorta true. The world-famous Grammar Girl recently talked about cursing in books, when to remove the cursing and how to handle swear words in general. Her example? THE ROOKIE, and the changes from the potty-mouth version to the young adult version. This is the first time ever that Grammar Girl has been bleeped. If you're familiar with her work, it sounds hysterical. If you're not familiar with her, you're missing a very informative podcast. So no new fiction here, but it it's short and a lot of fun. Enjoy!

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Audio: Worst Slasher Weapons EVAH!

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:17:01 +0200

Click & listen: WORST SLASHER WEAPONS EVAH!

After the chainsaw, the axe, the butcher knife and the machette, where do erstwhile horror screenwriters go for originality? Apparently, they go to the same place you and I go to drop the deuce. That's right, the crapper. Take a listen to five of the worst slasher-movie weapons in the history of mankind. When you're done, click on the video links below to see just how bad things can really be.

POGO STICK DEATH (click here to watch)
COTTON CANDY GUN (click here to watch)
DODGE BALL OF DOOM (click here to watch)
POWER-DRILL GUITAR (click here to watch the stupidity)
NAIL GUN (click here to become even stupider)

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #25

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:36:18 +0200

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #25
Click here to download the PDF

IN THIS EPISODE:
The Motor City is once again the murder capitol of the world as the bullets fly, the rockets fire, and the corpses stack up left and right. General Ogden's men are fighting tooth and nail, extracting a harsh price for every inch of ground lost. Perry tries to close in on Chelsea, and only minutes remain to close the gate before her Angels pour through ...

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Audio: Slasher Tools of the Trade

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:38:26 +0200

	Click & listen: TOOLS OF THE TRADE If killin' is your business (and business is good), then what's the right tool for the job? In just under six minutes, I tell you about the five most-prominent weapons that have become iconic parts of our pop culture, blood-splattering devices that ring our memory bell each time we see them on a movie poster. Is your favorite "killer tool" represented?
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CONTAGIOUS Episode #24

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:03:56 +0200

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #24
Click here to download the PDF

IN THIS EPISODE:
Planes exploding, cities burning, guns firing and blood flying. Chelsea Jewell will not be denied, she is hell-bent on opening the gate and allowing the Angels to come through. But, can she stop The Boogeyman, also known as Scary Perry Dawsey? Time to share CONTAGIOUS with your friends -- they can mainline the first 24 episodes, get caught up in time for #25, then you can all O.D. on #26 together.

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Friday Fix: Live Q&A with the FDO™

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:20:17 +0200

Click & Listen: LIVE Q&A WITH THE FDO™

During a Stank Stop™ in San Diego, I recorded a live question and answer session with the big crowd at Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore. This is also where I recorded TITLE FIGHT: Round #1. No new fiction content, but lots of questions about NOCTURNAL, THE ROOKIE, the publishing industry and advice for aspiring authors, the INFECTED movie, what's next in the Siglerverse, and more.

Audio: Famous Horror Drycleaning Tabs

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:51:15 +0200

	Click & listen: FAMOUS DRYCLEANING TABS If there's one thing we expect in horror movies, it's blood. Or gore. Or maybe that random green fluid that gets flung about when dealing with zombies, vamps, aliens or ghosts. As I watch low and big-budget horror movies alike, I often ask myself, "How do you get the stains out of those clothes?"
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CONTAGIOUS Episode #23

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 10 May 2009 18:42:32 +0200

	Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #23 Click here to download the PDF IN THIS EPISODE: The most bizarre interrogation you've ever seen, "the five-second rule," Dew lays down the law with Margaret, and the stage is set for Motor City carnage the likes of which we haven't seen since the Pistons won back-to-back NBA titles. This episode is for you, Chuck Daley.
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Friday Fix: TITLE FIGHT, Round #2

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:39:29 +0200

Click here to download TITLE FIGHT: Round #2

The second installment of the wild scifi/mma novella by Scott Sigler and Matt Wallace. This time around, Wallace's character takes center stage in the ring for some intense, brutal fighting. The wildest UFC fights of all time are nothing compared to the interspecies brutality that takes place in TITLE FIGHT, Round 2.

Did you miss TITLE FIGHT, Round #1? Click here!

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Audio: Where are they now?

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:01:03 +0200

	Click here to download WHERE ARE THEY NOW? When the spotlights fade and the final "final girl" has run off to do shampoo commercials, what's a horror movie star to do? This six-minute tasty piece of audio answers that question for Patrick Batemen of American Psycho, as well as the Puppetmaster dude, the Shocker dude, and that nasty guy in the basket.
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Bonus: PDF preview of Harwood novel JACK WAKES UP

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:57:46 +0200

Click here to download the
JACK WAKES UP preview PDF

Cinco de Mayo? No, it's Cinco de Harwood! JACK WAKES UP is a crime novel by long-time podcast author Seth Harwood. It's available in bookstores everywhere today. You may have seen this book before, as he gave it away as a free podcast and sold it as a paperback with Breakneck Books. This version, however, is from Three Rivers Press, a division of Random House, the world's largest publisher. Harwood has gone from a small publisher to the big-time. The PDF linked above is the first three chapters. The formatting sucks and it will hard to read on portable devices, but hey, it's free and it's a good story.

I strongly reccomend this book. If you like Tarantino movies, you'll snort this up with a rolled-up hundo. It's also a good way to support podcasting, and keep pushing the envelope until we see all major authors giving their books away for free as podcasts and letting the customer decide what and how and if they want to buy. Click here to buy JACK WAKES UP from Amazon.com. read more »

CONTAGIOUS Episode #22

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 03 May 2009 17:16:40 +0200

	Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #22 Click here to download the PDF IN THIS EPISODE: So begins Day Nine of CONTAGIOUS, the long, brutal, final day of this story. It should all be over, so why is Perry Dawsey hearing the voices again? And what are the voices telling him to do? Get ready for a shocker.
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Audio: Epic Fail! Worst Slashers Ever

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:09:22 +0200

	Click here to download EPIC FAIL If killin' were easy, everyone would do it. But it takes skill, and some don't have that skill. Recognition of failure as a killer creates my nominations for the Hall of Shame Epic Fail: Slasher Division.
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CONTAGIOUS Episode #21

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:58:08 +0200

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #21
Click here to download the PDF

IN THIS EPISODE:
This is the most intense episode of CONTAGIOUS yet, Junkies, and at the end of this bad boy a major character moves on to that gridiron in the sky. Over 50 minutes of pure story sees Margaret Montoya take charge in Detroit, Dustin Climer spread the Word of Chelsea and Perry gets his gun (that can't be good ... can it?).

THE ROOKIE hardcover available for pre-order

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:52:59 +0200

Click here for THE ROOKIE teaser

Ready to make Quentin Barnes your #1 draft pick? Click on the image at right to go to THE ROOKIE order-form page. Football meets space opera meets gangsters in this thriller suitable for ages 11 and up.

The first-edition print run is 3,000 copies, and will include an embossed cover and eight color plates inside, showing images of team logos, aliens, uniforms and hopefully a few action shots. These will not be in any stores. read more »

REMINDER! The books are in pre-order stage, they will not ship until late Agust.

TITLE FIGHT, ROUND #1

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:05:58 +0200

Click here to download TITLE FIGHT: ROUND #1

Here is a brand-new short fiction novella, recorded live at Mysterious Galaxy bookstore in San Diego and Book Soup in Los Angeles. This is a sports/scifi story co-written with Matt Wallace (the most dangerous man in podcast fiction). We think we're the first to combine far-future aliens and hardcore MMA action. And if we're not the first, best to just say we are, or I'll sic Wallace on your punk ass. I do Round One, then Matt will provide Round Two with his character, and we'll trade off until the blood-splattering main event in the octagon of the far future. Enjoy!

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Audio: Put Me in, Coach! Minor-League Killers Ready for the Bigs

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:39:44 +0200

Click here to download PUT ME IN, COACH!

Why do only the big-name horror icons of the 80s and 90s get all the remakes? What about the minor-leaguers like Leprechaun? In just six minutes, the FDO™ shows you some killers that paid their dues in AA-ball and are ready to take center stage.

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #20

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:20:41 +0200

	Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #20 Click here to download the PDF IN THIS EPISODE: What do two all-beef patties, leggos, ice cream on a stick, and bad boys bad boys, whatchya gonna do? all have in common? The are all part of cute little Chelsea's plans for a brighter tomorrow, and they are all part of CONTAGIOUS Episode #20. Only six episodes left, it ends at #26!
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BLOODCAST 4/17/09: Preview of David Moody's HATER

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 06:15:59 +0200

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BLOODCAST 4/17/09

A little 'cast of extra stuff this week. Goreline calls, an announcement about the new Goreline strategy (also known as "Ask the FDO™"). A reminder about THE ROOKIE pre-order coming up April 25, and a little extra fun -- a free audio preview of David Moody's horror novel HATER.

STUFF MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE
• David Moody's site
• Things I Learned This Week (funny, weekly vidcast)

Audio: The Horror of South Park (Part 1)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:57:27 +0200

Click here to download THE HORROR OF SOUTH PARK (Part 1)

Apocalyptic war. Hellfire. Flying body parts ... damn, that sounds like some red-hot horror. But surprise: It's South Park. Listen in for a look at four of the most horrific South Park episodes of all time, and see why this show deserves to be recognized as part of the genre community.

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #19

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 17:03:19 +0200

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #19
Click here to download the PDF

IN THIS EPISODE:
Chelsea talks to her Daddy about meeting Jesus, and her Mommy about the things that need to be done. Now that she's addressed her family issues, she sets her sights on getting even with "The Boogeyman." Meanwhile, Dew tried to get Perry to face his fears head-on, and the Orbital realizes that its days of anonymity are at an end.

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THE CRYPT: Private Pippa Remic

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:07:25 +0200

Click here to download THE CRYPT: Pvt. Pippa Remic

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA'S Aaron Douglas (the awesome Chief Tyrol) introduces this episode, and that rules. Met him in person, he's a very cool cat.

IN THIS EPISODE:
Death surrounds some people, follows them, shadows their every move. For Private Pippa Remic, it's is something she just can't seem to escape. You can't run really run from death when you are the person that always seems to dish it out -- whether you want to, or not.

The episode of THE CRYPT was co-authored with Andy Remic, author of SPIRAL, WAR MACHINE and more. Remic's work is violent and over-the-top. He describes it as "kick-ass science fiction" and that's pretty damn accurate. If you're interested in Remic's books,they are conveniently listed on the rightside of this post.

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I Ain't 'Fraid o' No House!

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:53:28 +0200

Click here to download I AIN'T 'FRAID O' NO HOUSE

In case you missed the connection to my deeply rooted '80s identity, the "I Ain't 'Fraid of No" series is inspired by the Ray Parker Jr. theme song to Ghostbusters. "I Ain't 'Fraid o' No Ghost" has gone on to inspire this hard-hitting, Pulitzer Prize-worthy column on how to obliterate multiple forms of the undead. Listen in for nine minutes of horror hilarity.

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #18

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:51:18 +0200

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Margaret Montoya unleashes her frustration on Dew Phillips and Clarence Otto. General Charlie Ogden gets his priorities straight, and the city of Detroit welcomes a new visitor.

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JUNKIE MAE'S CHOP SHOP Episode #6

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:11:01 +0200

Junkie Mae's Chop Shop is the Scott Sigler fan-fiction podcast, hosted by Junkie Mae.

Click here to go to Episode #6

IN THIS EPISODE:
In Part 5 of The Fan by Justin Crumpler, Kevin Pareshi pays the unconscious Gerald a little visit ...

ALSO: Jibber-jabber from Mae (come see me at RavenCon!), a promo for Movie Mantras and a promo for Balticon

Horror 30/20/10: Munsters, Undead Cats & Deadly Jailbait (audio version)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:24:20 +0200

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The history of horror has many shapes. From tall men to tiny toddlers to willowy girls, I walk you through the annals of horror history. Not those anals, you perv. What do Herman Munster, animitronic undead kitties and Japanese jailbait have in common? Find out in just five minutes and fifty-two seconds of this audio goodness.

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #17

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:40:07 +0200

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IN THIS EPISODE:
A hatching draws near. Chelsea reached out to Perry, feuling the core of violence that is his very being. Dustin Climer gets religion, while the Murray vs. Vanessa duel climbs to a new level of intensity.

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HorrorHound Weekend (audio version)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:57:20 +0100

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Horror conventions are the place to meet the men behind the masks, the Final Girls, and more horror fans than you could cut up with a freshly sharpened ax. As an example, I give you HorrorHound Weekend, which is held March 27-29 in Indianapolis.

Sigler Stank II Tour Video

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:21:17 +0100

Junkies, this is for all the peeps who came to the Stank stops and for those who just couldn't make it this time around. In a rare moment of modesty, the FDO™ was blown away by the tour's success and by how many of you came out. In a time when the publishing industry is going in the crapper and book tours are being cancelled because no one attends, we packed every house to standing-room-only capacity. THANK YOU! Watch the embedded video below, or check out either of the two downloadable versions:

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WATCH TO THE END FOR A SPECIAL SURPRISE!

Almost all of these photos were taken by Junkies, and shared on Flickr or Facebook. If you're not in the video, we'll try to get you next time. This was a ton of work. Also, more of my good podcasting and writing friends attended, but I didn't have a good photo or good video to point them out. None of my video from NYC turned out (sorry, KATG), which sucks, but I will gear up for the next tour.

All music taken from PodsafeMusicNetwork.com: Story of the Year, "Wake Up"; Escape the Fate, "The Ransom"; The Transfer, "Down With Everything (instrumental)"; Dream Evil, "Fire! Battle! In Metal!"; I:Scintilla, "The Bells"; Diecast, "Hourglass"; Poisonblack, "Left Behind"; Diecast, "Nothing I Could Say"; Escape The Fate, "The Situations." read more »

J.C. Hutchins' novel Personal Effects: Dark Art

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:59:00 +0100

Now before you start bitching me out that I'm helping that rat bastard J.C. Hutchinssss, you should know that any Dark Overlord must be competent in making deals for people's souls. Hutchinssss wanted me to read his novel Personal Effects: Dark Art and give him a video blurb, or a "vlurb." So I read his little book, and I have admit, it's pretty damn good. I've already pre-ordered my copy. However, I never thought the price for Hutchinssss immortal soul would be so low! I think I got a good deal on it. read more »

CONTAGIOUS Episode #16

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:28:59 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Our critic of Jerry Springer is in seriously bad shape. The hunt is on for Clan Jewell, another power shift shakes up the playing field, and the infected start flocking to lil' Chelsea. Thirty-eight minutes of pure story.

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Sunshine Cleaners - Clean This! (audio version)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:11:40 +0100

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The girls of Sunshine Cleaners would have a hell of a time tidying up the aftermaths of these movie murders. Listen in for a hot list of horror's hot messes. Who's going to clean this crap up? For links to bloody scenes mentioned in this audio blog, visit the text version over at AMCTV.com. Comments turned off here, so please leave a comment over at the AMC blog.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #15

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:23:56 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Margaret tries to cope with her loss and deal with Betty Jewell's autopsy. Pyromania makes yet another appearance in the world of INFECTED and CONTAGIOUS, Chelsea takes a look at a map to find "lots of people," and we hear about inbred trailer trash hicks watching Springer.

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I Ain't 'Fraid o' No Vamps (audio version)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:52:49 +0100

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Those bloodsuckers are everywhere so listen in to perfect your undead-killing technique. This is the latest audio version of my AMCTV.com blog, but it's one week behind. For this week's stunning example of blogging, check out "CLEAN THIS" for a look at the nastiest horror scene clean-up jobs of all time.

THE CRYPT: Engineer B.W. Crites

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:06:50 +0100

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How can you have a starship without a chief engineer? You just can't, it's against the rules of science fiction. Therefore, I give you the story of B.W. Crites, a brilliant engineer who has slung a few too many colorful phrases at a few too many officers. Originated by author Greg Crites and edited/modified by the FDO™, this story should give you an idea of what Captain Travis Ellis will be up against when he orders "full speed ahead."

THE ROOKIE available as an iPhone or iPod Touch ebook app: click here!

The episode of THE CRYPT was co-authored with Greg Crites. Author of DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and my favorite book of his, CRUSADE, Crites is a humorous artist that dabbles in foul epithets the way Picasso dabbled in oils. He is probably my favorite podcast author to listen to, and if you haven't checked out his stuff, you are an ingrate. HAR!

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The Oscars go to Hell (Again)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:10:07 +0100

New Stuff!

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Junkies, check out the new feature. I'm recording my super awesome AMCTV.com weekly horror blog, so you can hear the humorous horror content in my delightfuly dulcet tones.

The blog posts on Thursdays, and then a few days later I will follow up with the recorded version. This content is funny, damn you, so laugh already.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #14

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 02:33:17 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Out critic of Jerry Springer is in seriously bad shape. The hunt is on for Clan Jewell, another power shift shakes up the playing field, and the infected start flocking to lil' Chelsea. Thirty-eight minutes of pure story.

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Sigler's Next Hardcover

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:20:14 +0100

Click here to watch the announcement
SIGLER's NEXT HARDCOVER

Time to announce the next book, and it's just so damn special I had to bust out video and unleash the Eyebrow of Doom™. As Conan once said, "Enough talk!" Let's get into it. Can we hit the New York Times best-seller list again with this bad boy? You be the judge.

Goreline: March '09 episode

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:24:27 +0100

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MARCH '09 GORELINE CALL-IN Episode

Oh, that hot number for Junkie call-ins, you know, 206-666-4673 (206-666-GORE). Yes, that call-in number. Well, the FDO™ has gone a few months without playing the Junkie calls, and it's time to catch up. No story in this episode, just Junkie calls and the prerequisite FDO™ response. Enjoy. read more »

CONTAGIOUS Episode #13

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:48:15 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
The invasion begins (the invasion of Gaylord, that is). Chelsea's abilities continue to grow, much to the chagrin of her mother and father. Margaret tries to cope with the Amos situation, and Mister Burkle The Postman gets a special delivery.

UPCOMING SIGLER STANK TOUR STOPS:

Los Angeles: Sunday, March 15, 5:00 pm @BookSoup (pubcrawl at Red Rock Bar & Eatery)
San Diego: Monday, March 16, 7:00 pm @Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore (pubcrawl at Player's Sports Bar)

CONTAGIOUS Episode #12

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:11:23 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
The story spotlight focuses on Betty Jewell's strange infection, as Margaret and Amos operate to save the girl. Cheffie's remains meet the efficiency that is the United States Postal Service, and Chelsea's "smoochies" take on a new and sinister meaning.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #11

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:08:07 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Dew exercises questionable judgement when he decides to teach Perry how to shoot. Betty Jewell is following in the footsteps of her father, The Orbital tries to find a way to stop The Sonofabitch, and Chelsea's destiny starts to solidify.

PROMOS IN THIS EPISODE:
• Team You Can't Be Serious - Junkies bike for charity
• Heart of the Ronin podcast novel by Travis Heerman

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NOCTURNAL Epilogue (Episode #41)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:18:30 +0100

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This is it, Junkies, the end of the NOCTURNAL ride. Thanks for tuning in, and I hope you had as much fun listening to it as I had making it for y'all. And yeah, this is Day Six of the 12 Days of Sigmas (we will catch up on all 12, and if I don't, you can cut the big right toe off of JC Hutchins).

On to new stories!

IN THIS EPISODE:
We tie up some loose ends,including:
• What happened to Aggie James?
• What happened to Sub-Chief Sean Robinson?
• Bryan is still wanted for murder -- what happens to him?
• Amy Zou & The Twins -- what do they do now?
• More Pookie Chang? Oh, hell yeah.
• With Rex dead and Firstborn missing, what happens to Marie's Children?

Spread some Stank

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:39:38 +0100

It'll take more than a shot of penicillin to clear this upClick here to download the 100-page CONTAGIOUS preview

On Feb. 14, the day of love and smoochies, what better way to tell friends and family that you're thinking of them than to infect them with some V.D.? Valentine's Day Stank, that is. Click on the picture at left to download the free "Happy VD" PDF that has over 100 pages of CONTAGIOUS, then become a disease vector.

Email that to anyone you think might like suspense novels, thrillers, scifi, horror, military or action books. Yeah, I know that's just about everyone that can read. That's part of the plan, yo!

Spread some V.D. Stank! Expose Siglerism. It don't even cost nuthin', and you will hasten the day that the plaid tanks crush you and yours.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #10

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:26:19 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Cheffie's demise is not pretty. Chelsea talks to her new "imaginary friend." Dew and Margaret finally convince Perry to talk about his ordeal, in hopes he might shed light on the origin of the infection.

ROOKIE HARDCOVER NEWS:
THE ROOKIE hardcover will be available for pre-order on NFL Draft Day, which is April 25, 2009. Details in this episode.

OTHER STUFF MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• 101 new Junkies, mentioned by name!
• Los Angeles (3/15, 5pm) and San Diego (3/16, 7pm) book readings added for March
• Pub Crawl in San Francisco @ House of Shields, 8 pm, Feb 21, 2009
• San Diego Science Festival
• Indiana Jim
• Aurora Hunter

CONTAGIOUS Episode #9

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:19:50 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Col. Charlie Ogden deals with the casualties incurred under his campaign against the Hatchlings. More people in Gaylord succumb to the seeds, Margaret calls an old friend, while Dew and Perry have a long, drunken conversation.

JIBBER-JAB:
I blab about the Super Bowl, the status of The Evil Queen™, New Junkie shout-outs, a poll to decide the next Sigler hardcover novel and more.

TIME.COM ARTICLE LINK:
>Click here to read about the FDO™, Mur Lafferty, Evo Terra and J.C. Hutchinssss and podcasting your novel.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #8

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:35:33 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
The Orbital's baddies start to modify Donny Jewell, while Perry and Dew deal with the aftermath of their brawl.

FLYING BALL-MONKEY VIDEOS MENTIONED IN THIS PODCAST:
Here's the link to a misguided (but well-meaning) fan's shot at the FDO's reproductive organ.

SHOW SPONSOR:
Episode #8 of CONTAGIOUS is sponsored by AuthorBootCamp.com. AuthorBootCamp is two-day class held in San Francisco on February 20th and 21st that will teach you how to efficiently create a podiobook, build an audience, and use that audience to prove to agents and publishers that yes, your book will sell.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #7

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:54:56 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
The tension between Dew Phillips and Perry Dawsey reaches the boiling point. The two deadly men find out who comes out on top. Margaret Montoya has to deal with the aftermath. The Jewell family sleeps, and as they do, the changes begin...

TOUR UPDATE:
Thanks to all in Phoenix, Denver, Houston and Dallas who came out to say “hey.” Phoenix brought out 63 junkies, Denver notched 70, Houston represented big-time with 65, but the shocker was 78 in Dallas. That’s right, Dallas is in the lead for the “Sigler Destroy My City” contest! Minneapolis was next, packing Magers & Quinn with a standing-room-only 65.

CAN CHICAGO, NYC or WASHINGTON, D.C. TOP DALLAS?
That remains to be seen! Three more cities, and the number to beat is 78 Junkies, so bring your friends (and yes, if you take hostages that have never heard of me and drag them into the bookstore, that counts.)

CONTAGIOUS Episode #6 (repost)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:58:06 +0100

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Some people aren't getting this file due to yet another technical glitch with Libsyn.com, who is rapidly becoming my least-favorite file host. I hope re-posting it will get it to download correctly, sorry if you get it twice.

IN THIS EPISODE:
Dew deals with the aftermath of Perry's cold-water dousing. The Orbital changes tactics, and makes contact with the Jewell family as they build the annual testament to winter: Sir Dicksickle. Perry can still hear the voices, and hears them change -- something is different, and he doesn't know what. And, it's high time for some Deeee-Troit, Basketballll.

CONTAGIOUS Episode #6

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:44:13 +0100

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SCOTT'S POST-EPISODE JIBBER-JAB:
After the episode we talk about:
• CONTAGIOUS, #33 on the New York Times Hardcover Fiction Bestseller list
• Eight stops left on the Sigler Stank Book Tour
• Review of the head-counts at San Mateo, Seattle and San Francisco
• Did you read CONTAGIOUS? Leave a review at Amazon.com

CONTAGIOUS Episode #5

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:17:43 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Let's meet the Jewell family: Donald, Betty, Bobby, Candice and Chelsea. Dew Phillips deals with interesting room service, and Perry's hangover gets him thinking.

UPCOMING TOUR STOPS: SEATTLE, SAN FRANCISCO
Jan. 6: Seattle (with TV coverage!), 7:00pm, U Village Barnes & Noble. Click here for info
Jan. 10: San Francisco, 3:00 pm, Borderlands Books. Click here for info

5th Day of Sigmas: Goreline calls

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:51:56 +0100

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DEC. 08 GORELINE CALL-IN EPISODE

One day away from CONTAGIOUS hitting the stores, and we've got call-ins galore from Junkies all over the world. See if your call made it in this episode, or call 206-666-4673 (GORE) to give the FDO™ a piece of your mind. Or, if you're a hot goth schoolgirl, just a piece. Either way, I'm cool with it. read more »

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #4

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:58:53 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Who or what is behind all of this, anyway? In Episode #4, you find out. Also revealed, how Perry managed to survive the rot. Meanwhile, President John Gutierrez has to make the first of what may be many difficult decisions ...

CONTAGIOUS LAUNCHES DEC. 30:
As I post this episode, we are just two days away from the hardcover release of CONTAGIOUS. Will General Siglerisimo and the Junkies make the New York Times Bestseller list? That's up to you guys, so go get yours.

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3rd Day of Sigmas: THE CRYPT: Kirsten Graves

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:36:24 +0100

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Here we go with the third installment of the Twelve Days of Sigmas, crewmember Kirsten Graves from the PUV James Keeling. Sometimes we look at the crewmember, sometimes we see the crewmember through another's eyes. Originated by author Nathan Lowell and edited/modified by the FDO™, this piece puts a new spin on the phrase "no means no."

THE ROOKIE available as an iPhone or iPod Touch ebook app: click here!

The episode of THE CRYPT was co-authored with Nathan Lowell. Author of the podcast novels Quarter Share, Half Share, Full Share, Double Share, and South Coast,Nathan Lowell has been writing for forty years. His Golden Age of the Solar Clipper series is available as free podcasts novels over at Podiobooks.com.

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2nd Day of Sigmas: Future Evil HQ™?

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:51:43 +0100

Stacks of CONTAGIOUS: Laying down some FDO™ autographsClick here to download FUTURE EVIL HQ?

Junkies, a quick video message as I'm autographing craploads of CONTAGIOUS copies. A little bit of a recon trip the Evil Queen™ and I took to prepare for the Sigler Ascension. Granted, there is no place in the world that is safe (except for a Denny's, of course), but this place comes close.

NOTE: The previous link wasn't working for crap, Libsyn is having troubles (again). So, uploaded to the Mevio servers, seems to be working fine, enjoy!

THE CRYPT: Petty Officer Samuel Draper

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:14:57 +0100

Click here to download THE CRYPT: PETTY OFFICER SAMUEL DRAPER

Merry Christmas, all! Here's a wee little Holiday gift for you, the first installment of the Twelve Days of Sigmas. More family issues have popped up, some rather severe shit, so we'll see if I can get you the next eleven. In the mean time, however, enjoy the storytelling stylings of a guy I really admire.

GUEST AUTHOR: JEREMY ROBINSON
This episode of THE CRYPT was co-written by Jeremy Robinson, publisher of Variance Publishing and author of the upcoming novel KRONOS. He's also the hardest-working man in the book business. Check out Jeremy's website. With six novels coming out in the next two years, you'll be hearing more about this guy real soon. If you like James Rollins or Lincoln Chid, you'll really dig J-Rob.

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CONTAGIOUS Episode #3

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:45:44 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
Dew and Perry have a heart-to-heart chat. The MargoMobile™ goes to work, and Colonel Ogden tries to figure out the Hatchling's strategy.

NOCTURNAL Episode #40

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:59:45 +0100

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IN THIS EPISODE:
The end of this wild-ass tale, that's what's in this episode. Who lives? Who dies? Only the FDO™ knows until you tune in.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• Snark Infested Waters

AWESOME NOCTURNAL ART:
Check out this drawing of the Groom's Walk from earlier in the story, done by Arturo Alamilla, the designer of the PUV James Keeling (yes, he's working away on the redesign now, and no, you can't see it, you snoopy little bastards!) Go ahead and click on the picture to see a big ol' 500 pixel version.

NOCTURNAL Episode #39

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:23:50 +0100

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #39

IN THIS EPISODE:
Guns, blood, guts (literally), knives, choke holds, arm bars, broken ribs, hyper-extended knees, third-degree burns, stab wounds, blunt-force trauma, brain damage, revenge, death -- in short, lots and lots of violence. This is the finale, people, and you get it just the way you like it.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• Silver Wolf Podcast

SHOW SPONSOR:
• Addicitive Comics has launched! Go check out the first five pages of THE ROOKIE graphic novel. BOOM!

The DOMREC wants YOU!

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:05:09 +0100

The DOMREC wants youThe poster-promo teaser-fest for CONTAGIOUS begins Tuesday, Dec. 16. Just two weeks away from the launch of this hardcover thriller, twelve high-resolution posters are being placed on key websites and in RSS feeds.

Each poster foreshadows a key plot point or cool element of the novel. Put all twelve posters together in the right order, and you can see part of Perry's final, doom-filled vision. Twelve posters in all, and you'll only get one of them on this site.

Go to the Posters page to see which blogs will feature CONTAGIOUS promo posters.

scottsigler.com/posters

CONTAGIOUS Episode #2

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:20:33 +0100

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #2
Click here to download the PDF

IN THIS EPISODE:
Just how crazy is our hero? Let's find out. And in the meantime, how is President Guiterrez handling his first week on the job? Here's a clue: if Murray Longworth is involved, it's not going well.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• Fanboy Hell The Podcast
• Predestination free podcast novel

NOCTURNAL Episode #38

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:37:36 +0100

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #38

IN THIS EPISODE: 38 MINUTES OF NEW STORY
The fight aboard the Jeremiah O'Brien continues. The explosion of Dragonbreath is the visual cue that ties our storylines together -- Bryan, Pookie, Dimitri, Lanza, Firstborn, Rex and Sly. Bryan is badly wounded, but he fights on, hoping that if he can't kill Rex, at least he can distract the Nocturnals long enough for Pookie to find Chief Zou's daughters. But Pookie has his hands full down below, going face-to-face with the deadly, dog-faced Pierre. The Huey full of gunmen closes in, just as Nick Murray delivers his bag o' guns to Dimitri. It's party time ...

BONUS STUFF:
• Introducing Siglerisimo's Weekly Video Game Review, as sponsored by GameFly. This week: Dead Space
• A big pack of Junkie calls!
• A special announcement for the Washington, D.C. CONTAGIOUS tour stop
• General jibber-jabber from Scott

CONTAGIOUS Episode #1

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:59:54 +0100

Click here to download CONTAGIOUS Episode #1
Click here to download the PDF

Alright Junkies, and here ... we ... go. You've been waiting for it, I've been waiting for it, and now it's time to continue the story. The scope of the infection spreads wider, the stakes grow higher. Watch as we pull the camera back, taking you from the story of a single man fighting for his life, to that of an entire nation trying to handle a perverse threat. Want more on the book's synopsis? Click here to read more.

NEW TO SCOTT SIGLER'S FICTION?
If you're new to the site and my stories, welcome! CONTAGIOUS is available in hardcover and as a full, unabridged audiobook on Dec. 30, 2008. Want to play cutsies in ilne? Then pre-order from your local bookstore, or click here for autographed copies and quick links to online booksellers.

PIMP CONTAGIOUS
Want to help the FDO™ spread the word about this book? About Siglerism? The Generalisimo? Email this blog post to your friends so they can listen in, and click here to check out the support page for tool to promote the book online.

NOCTURNAL Episode #37

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:32:33 +0100

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #37

IN THIS EPISODE:
Fifty-seven full minutes of episode -- Bryan has a bad day, Pookie sacks up, Amy deals and Dimitri makes his move.

LONG-WIND WARNING:
Between Scott's rants and a long "story so far" by J.C. Hutchins (a noted enemy of Siglerism), there's about eight minutes of intro in this bad boy. Hey, you got 57 minutes of story, so as Richard Pryor once said, have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• The Podcasts of Mike Bennett
• 7th Son Trilogy
• 7th Son: Obsidian (including Scott's story EUSOCIAL NETWORKING)

Goreline: Thanksgiving '08 episode

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:35:29 +0100

Hello? Is this the Gore Line? I have this weird feeling that they are out to get me.Click here to download the Goreline: Thanksgiving '08 episode

Happy Thanksgiving, Junkies! The FDO™ thinks that Thanksgiving is actually the goriest holiday of them all, so why not bust out some of your Goreline calls? No story in this episode, but some great Junkie feedback and a wee little rant about the Twelve Days of Christmas and that friggin' pear tree ...

NOCTURNAL Episode #36

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:07:40 +0100

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #36

We're almost done, Junkies -- this is the second-to-last episode in this sprawling tale of evolution gone wrong. San Francisco will never be the same. One more episode coming up next week, and then the story of Bryan, Pookie, Rex, Amy, Lanza and Vasiloff is over.

IN THIS EPISODE:
Rex's plan finally comes together as the SS Jeremiah O'Brien departs. Frank Lanza and Dimitri Vassiloff are on board, as are their lieutenants. Bryan and Pookie race to board the ship before it departs, but will they make it on time?

THE VIDEO TOUR OF THE S.S. JEREMIAH O'BRIEN
Want to see what that ship looks like? >Click here.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE
Andy Remic's Spiral, a free podcast novel >Click here.

FDO Video Update for Nov. 19, 2008

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:22:37 +0100

It's very cold here ...Click here to download the FDO Video Update

A video update to show you lots of good stuff:
• Design the flag of Siglerism! Deadline Nov. 30.
• The winning ships in the "Design the Crypt" contest
• The winner of the "Design the Exterminators Patch" contest
• New countries to fall victim to the Generalisimo!

THE CRYPT: Recruit Yolanda Smith

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:33:32 +0100

Click here to download THE CRYPT: RECRUIT YOLANDA SMITH

Junkies, howdy-ho. I'm still in Michigan handling famliy biz-nass. I thought I'd try out my portable recording rig and see if it measured up to your listening standards. My guinea pig? Another CRYPT story, this time the sad tale of Yolanda Smith. When you is a ho, the pimp always wins. This is your first peek inside the PUV James Keeling. Just a peek, mind you, the FDO™ wouldn't want to hike up his skirt and show you the good stuff all at once.

This episode of THE CRYPT was co-written by Tabitha "Tabz" Smith, world-famous for her work on Buffy Between the Lines. If you're a Buffy fan, you simply must check out this podcast. Turns out Tabz can kick out some semi-twisted concepts of her own, as evidenced by this story.

Bonus episode: Interview with screenwriter for INFECTED

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:20:27 +0100

Eric Bernt: He now know's he is marked for doom ...INFECTED movie: Coming not-so-soon to a theater near youClick here to download the interview with Eric Bernt

I had a chance to zip down to Los Angeles and meet Eric Bernt, the screenwriter for the INFECTED movie. It was a good time, but then I put him on the spot with Junkie questions about the movie. We discussed the filming process, special effects for the triangles, the use of puppies to get that coveted, family friendly G-rating, and when we can expect to see INFECTED in theaters (if at all, many hurdles yet to overcome).

Veterans, the FDO™ says "thanks!"

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:58:19 +0100

A short thank-you to the men & women of the US Armed Forces

Dear Veterans. My thanks for all that you have given us. My thanks to your families for their sacrifices.

Junkies: times are tough, but they are far tougher for our disabled vets. I don't shill for charities that often, but this is my biggie. In honor of our the veterans who served our nation, consider donating a few scheckles to the Disabled American Veterans. The economy sucks and people are losing jobs, but you can always get another job -- you can't get another limb. Our men and women are coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan with severe injuries, and every little bit helps.

NOCTURNAL Episode #35

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:38:03 +0100

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #35

IN THIS EPISODE:
Bryan and Pookie race toward Pier 45 to take care of business and avenge Robin Hudson. Chief Amy Zou has to find a way to get the Jeremiah O'Brien out into the bay -- how far will she go? Rex's hold on the Nocturnals grows even stronger.

BONUS CONTENT (a.k.a., "Scott's Jibber Jabber")
• Winner announced in the "Design the Crypt" contest
• Winner announced in the "Design the Exterminators' Patch" contest
• FDO™ BFA (that's a Big Frickin' Announcement): Addictive Comics!
• The new promo for CONTAGIOUS
• A promo for Jeremy Robinson's new novel KRONOS

SHOW SPONSOR:
Episode #35 is sponsored by Eastbay.com. Shop for your athletic gear, get low prices, and then use the code "Sigler15" to take an additional 15 percent off your entire order!

Sigler Stank II tour cities announced

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:55:02 +0100

Click here to download the Sigler Stank II Book Tour Announcement

Junkies, you all voted, you all connived, and come January here are the cities that best bastardized democracy to bring doom upon the hapless populations therein. I will destroy you all. No dates announced yet, just cities. Once the schedule is announced, I will post it here at www.scottsigler.com.

Chicago	Dallas
Denver	Houston
Minneapolis	New York City
Phoenix	San Francisco
Seattle	Washington D.C.

Scott at a "bookstore" in Seattle: This was a "reading" during the INFECTED book tour. No, officer, I'm fine -- you see, I was just at a bookstore with like-minded educated individuals ...Crown agreed to pay for five cities (including San Fran, where I live, how they scammed me on that one I will never know ...) I felt the voter turnout was so strong, I'm footing the bill for an additional five cities. So the FDO™ will be living on food stamps and Ramens for awhile, so frickin' what? It's worth it to spread my Stank to so many deserving Junkies.

Washington DC was the #1 vote-getter. I'm expecting a turnout of at least 80 people at that one, so y'all better bring a friend. Yep, Texas got two stops, because Texan Junkies are just that hardcore. Some Texans drove four hours one way to see me last year, so this is the least I could do to return the love.

Bottom line? Get your ass out to see me. If you don't, even if you hide in a Denny's (the only approved Siglerism Bomb Shelter), I will still find you and kill you.

NOCTURNAL Episode #34

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:48:04 +0100

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #34

IN THIS EPISODE:
Bonehead is in some deep trouble as Bryan and Pookie take him back to the Jessup's house. Savior is rescued, but in bad shape, and so is Robin's dog Emma. Black Mister Burns and Mister Biz-Nass are on their way as well. Meanwhile, Frank Lanza had better get to the S.S. Jeremiah O' Brien, because Chief Amy Zou is waiting, she's got a nine, and that chick ain't playin' ...

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• Astral Audio Experience
• Soccergirl (the Soccergirl podcast, RIP)

4th pylon (error) ||:|:::

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:39:22 +0100

Click here to listen to THE CRYPT #5

Maiden voyage djynx, subdecadence maps. Acquire, eliminate: deny thy truself.

This episode was written by Phil Rossi and Scott Sigler. Rossi is a podcast novelist and author of CRESCENT, a scifi/horror tale set in the blackest depths of space. You can learn more about his punk ass and silky locks at PhilRossi.com.

INFECTED Chapter 88 (the final chapter)

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:23:36 +0200

Click here to download INFECTED Chapter 88 (the final chapter)

Junkies, this is it. Those of you listening in to INFECTED get your final fix, just ten weeks from the Dec. 30 launch of CONTAGIOUS. This closes the book on this story, which is wild because so many of you listened to the original INFECTION podcast, and so many more of you bought the hardcover. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but on Dec. 7, 2008, we begin the podcast of CONTAGIOUS -- so get ready, Junkie, because I'm bringin' in.

Siglerism update for Oct. 23, 2008

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:07:52 +0200

Click here to download Siglerism Update for Oct. 23, 2008

Junkies, heading to the airport to (finally) fly back home to San Francisco. So here's a quick update to fill you in on the family situation and upcoming stories.

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FDO Video Update for Oct. 19, 2008

scott@scottsigler.net (Scott Sigler) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:25:29 +0200

Someone get this guy a Xanax ...Click here to download the FDO Video Update

A video update on the missing-in-action Future Dark Overlord™. Get your votes in now to bring the Sigler Stank to your town on the CONTAGIOUS book tour and check out these images of the FDO™ recording the CONTAGIOUS audiobook. Yes, more extreme close-ups so you can scope for FDO™ boogers. Oh, and watch out for killer pussy ...

THE SIGLER STANK BOOK TOUR DEADLINE IS OCT. 27!
CLICK THE YELLOW "DEMAND IT" BUTTON AT RIGHT TO VOTE NOW!