The Political Jungle

"I Want Government Control"

2009-11-30T07:30:00.000-08:00

"I want goverment control". No not me, my neighbor. He voted for Obama. Not shocking I know, but the whole conversation I had with him scared the holy hell out of me.

He asked me what I thought of Universal Health Care and I said I thought it was a bad idea and listed my reasons why. He agreed with a few of them, mostly cost and tort reform.

Then he said, that he thought if we had Universal Health Care, that people like me would be happy. That it worked elsewhere and why was I not in favor of it.

I said,"Well look at England. They have Universal Health Care and it costs $5,000 a month to rent a 300 square foot flat, 10 a gallon for gasoline and a 6 pack of beer will set you back the equivalent of 15 bucks." I was trying to impress upon him, that NOTHING in life is free. You may get the health care, but at what expense? On a side note, I reminded him that the constitution doesn't guarantee us health care.

He was having NONE of that. He said, that it should be put before the people, that we should vote on it. I said, we voted on it by electing the douche bags we have in Congress and the Senate.

Then he said I just didn't get it, this would make America a better country. I said, how, he said..."Because I want government control, when they control the people more get's done."

Chills folks, all the way down to my toes.

The Swiss Vote No To Muslim Takeover

2009-11-29T21:01:00.000-08:00

The PEOPLE have spoken:

"Swiss voters overwhelmingly approved a constitutional ban on minarets on Sunday, barring construction of the iconic mosque towers in a surprise vote that put Switzerland at the forefront of a European backlash against a growing Muslim population."

Good for them.

I Hate KODAK

2009-11-28T17:14:00.000-08:00

I went into my KODAK Gallery to find a video I had posted there a couple of months ago and found VERY SINGLE video, picture and album GONE. No notice from them. Nothing.

Their response was that I had not bought anything from them. I was like REEEEAALLYY??? I have two of your camera's, two of your digital frames, accessories and pretty much everything else from you and THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME????

Fuck KODAK. I will never buy another damn thing from them.

I sent them this:
To whom it may concern, (Clearly nothing concerns you.)

I loathe you with the fire of a thousand suns KODAK. You deleted all my pictures and video's with NO warning whatsoever, I have had pictures on there for years. I NEVER received an e-mail stating you were going to delete my entire photo gallery and all my albums. I had pictures there that I can NEVER get back. NEVER.

I will NEVER buy another product from you and I have bought MANY over the years and the two camera's I have currently are being sold and I will buy ANY other camera. I will never use your services and I will never recommend your services to anyone as long as I live. You suck the balls of a donkey from hell. Hell...you suck Al Gore's balls.

May Santa stuff your stocking full of coal. And perhaps reindeer poo.

Your former customer,

Me

Tiger Woods Car Crash

2009-11-28T07:34:00.000-08:00

Seriously, THIS IS THE TOP NEWS????? Tiger Woods get's in a car crash, by himself, barely hurt and this is top news?

Sick.

Celebrate Capitalism! Black Friday Style

2009-11-27T09:51:00.000-08:00

Well I woke up at 5 am exactly. Got up, had a glass of water, used the loo, then thought..."Oh why the hell not". And off I went to Target.

I got there 15 minutes after they opened (5:15AM) and walked right in the door. Scored some serious deals and left. I was home by 6AM.

The place was MOBBED!!!! People were buy 2,3 TV's at a time and some had multiple carts FULL of capitalistic stuff. It was glorious.

I love the smell of capitalism in the morning.

I Am Thankful For Justice

2009-11-26T08:51:00.000-08:00

Not quite the justice I'd have meted out, but it's nice to see them get their day.

"Six people arrested in August outside a raucous town hall meeting in south St. Louis County have been charged with misdemeanor ordinance violations."

Kenneth Gladney was beaten and stomped on by SEIU thugs outside of the Russ Carnahan town hall meeting in August and least now the thugs may have to pay in some small way. Better than nothing, more than usual.

Happy Thanksgiving!

2009-11-25T20:26:00.000-08:00

Jive Turkey Extraordinaire.

Eat, drink, watch football and have a great day!

Navy Seals Face Charges For Capturing Terrorist?

2009-11-25T07:30:00.000-08:00

All right. This does it. The United States of America no longer exists. This parallel universe is down right frightening.

"Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges.

The three, all members of the Navy's elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment — called an admiral's mast — and have requested a trial by court-martial.

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it."

Poor widdle murderous terrorist had a widdle bwuddy wip.

ARE WE KIDDING??? IS THIS A FREAKIN' JOKE???? Assault charges for bloodying the lip of a mass murdering Islamic fucktard during a war; in the battle field?

It's official. Stick a fork in us, we're done.

Obama's First State Dinner

2009-11-24T22:33:00.000-08:00

The economy is f*cked. More pople than ever will go hungry this Thanksgiving. The troops in Afghanistan are left to die........

But......"The 338-person guest list was a mix of wonky Washington, Hollywood A-listers, prominent figures from the Indian community in the U.S., and Obama friends, family and campaign donors."

Mr. Sensitivity.

I do love a good curry.

Must See Cuteness

2009-11-24T18:02:00.000-08:00

This is so cute it's almost painful.

NEW ACORN Idiocy

2009-11-24T07:14:00.000-08:00

Reading the paper this morning I came across an interesting article about the San Diego ACORN office. The San Diego office is already in hot water over it's personnel advocating prostitution, offers of aid in smuggling of illegals and trafficking in children for the sex industry.

So what NOW????

"Two months after being sucked into scandal by an undercover camera crew, local ACORN employees are caught in a new controversy over their office trash.

The dispute surfaced yesterday but started six weeks ago, on the night of Oct. 9. That’s when private investigator Derrick Roach says he loaded 12 or more trash bags from ACORN’s Dumpster into his Chevrolet Suburban.

....thousands of pages containing the personal information of employees, members and clients."

Apparently it contained voided checks and papers with people's social security numbers and personal information.

NOW can we stop funding them? Oh and WHY in the world would ACORN feel the need to do a major clean-up/document dump mere days before the investigation into their dealings is set to begin. Total mystery.

Climategate

2009-11-23T20:44:00.000-08:00

The poop hath hiteth the fan.

Suck it Al Gore.

Rhino Play's The Woman Card

2009-11-23T09:19:00.000-08:00

Disgusting. I was already in Chuck DeVore's camp but this cement's it.

"Asked why she is a better candidate than her Republican primary opponent Assemblyman Chuck DeVore (R-Calif.), Fiorina said that a woman stands a better chance of defeating Boxer.

"With all due respect and deep affection for white men, I am married to one," Fiorina said at a breakfast at Americans for Tax Reform. "But [Barbara Boxer] knows how to beat them in California, she has done it over and over and over again."

It's a sad day for women and it's another pathetic day in Californian politics.

Barbie's New Burka

2009-11-22T09:10:00.001-08:00

"One of the world's most famous children's toys, Barbie, has been given a makeover - wearing a burkha.

Wearing the traditional Islamic dress, the iconic doll is going undercover for a charity auction in connection with Sotheby's for Save The Children."

Ummmmmmm....no. The word WRONG doesn't even cover it. Save the Children and Islam???? It would be laughable if it weren't so sick.

H/T Henry!

Even The Liberals At SNL Get It

2009-11-22T08:30:00.000-08:00

Open Thread

2009-11-21T20:15:00.000-08:00

Cartman's Waterpark Woes

2009-11-21T08:03:00.000-08:00

I almost spat my chili out all over the monitor.

H/T Irregular Ron

Red Dawn Remake Coming September 2010

2009-11-20T18:54:00.000-08:00

Red Dawn Remake Hits Theaters September 2010.....1984 Cult Classic Retooled for Post-9/11 World.

I can't WAIT.

H/T Henry.

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Socialized Health "Care"

2009-11-20T08:45:00.000-08:00

Senate health vote set for Saturday night....Be afraid, be VERY afraid.

No Afghan Decision Before Thanksgiving

2009-11-19T16:10:00.000-08:00

President know nothing who thinks of soldiers as merely a good photo op will leave our troops hanging until after he's stuffed his face with turkey and sweet potatoes.

Because he really cares.

Obama Panders To Illegals

2009-11-19T11:07:00.000-08:00

FACT:

"Criminal arrests, administrative arrests, indictments and convictions of illegal immigrants at work sites all fell by more than 50 percent from fiscal 2008 to fiscal 2009."

At the expense of American jobs.

Obama: Classless As Always

2009-11-19T07:40:00.000-08:00

Dear troops,

I couldn't care less about you and will spend months doing nothing about the situation in Afghanistan while you languish. I don't want to look bad to my Muslim brothers.

When your brethren are slaughtered by an Islamic Terrorist, I will wait days until I speak about it, ignore what it really was and make another boring mean nothing speech.

Cheers,
Barack Obama

President of the United Arab States, uh I mean America.

P.S.
"You guys make a pretty good photo op."

Open Thread

2009-11-18T20:48:00.000-08:00

Poor muslim terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, heard he may be paralyzed for life. He murders 13 soldiers in the name of his "god" and this is the thanks he gets, paralysis????

I feel so bad for him I am thinking of sending him a gift....

Obama's Teleprompter FAILS!

2009-11-17T17:49:00.000-08:00

LOL.

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
H/T Vinny.

The Political Jungle

"I Want Government Control"

The Swiss Vote No To Muslim Takeover

I Hate KODAK

Tiger Woods Car Crash

Celebrate Capitalism! Black Friday Style

I Am Thankful For Justice

Happy Thanksgiving!

Navy Seals Face Charges For Capturing Terrorist?

Obama's First State Dinner

Must See Cuteness

NEW ACORN Idiocy

Climategate

Rhino Play's The Woman Card

Barbie's New Burka

Even The Liberals At SNL Get It

Open Thread

Cartman's Waterpark Woes

Red Dawn Remake Coming September 2010

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Socialized Health "Care"

More ACORN Video's

No Afghan Decision Before Thanksgiving

Obama Panders To Illegals

Obama: Classless As Always

Open Thread

Obama's Teleprompter FAILS!