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Smelly Shower Prank

Scuzzball — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:02:29 +0000

This is grounds for an ass beating. This is a pretty good shower prank to pull on your friend or roommate. Good old college pranks.

Basically, you unscrew the shower head and stuff it with bouillon cubes. The shower still runs clear but will leave the person smelling like meat or chicken all day. They’ll have no idea why.

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There’s apparently an alternative where you do the same thing with a yellow Jolly Rancher. The victim ends up being sticky all over and has no idea why.

Ripping off Nipple Tape

Scuzzball — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:01:00 +0000

Apparently British emo chicks like to sit around and rip off their nipple tape together. Kind of odd, but I guess it is an English thing.

Why they were all wearing nipple tape in the first place remains a mystery.

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Opening a Beer with your Boob

Scuzzball — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:57:10 +0000

And they said it could never be done. Ladies and gentlemen, clap it up for this talented young woman.

A metal beer cap on a long neck bottle is no match for this chick’s right boob. Who needs a bottle opener when you’ve already got the jugs.

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Best Toyota Ad Ever

Scuzzball — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:37:53 +0000

This is definitely the best ad Toyota has ever made. Too bad they don’t air it in the USA because we are so hyper sensitive about boobs.

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Random Hot Body

Scuzzball — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:24:59 +0000

Hey, it’s just a random hot body without all the baggage of seeing the girl’s face. Best of all possible worlds.

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Playing Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) in a Bra

Scuzzball — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:30:33 +0000

Great game made even better when girls wear only their bras when playing. YES!

This girl plays the game for quite a while, and it appears that it is a little chilly in the room. The nips are a poppin. Maybe it’s the fan next to her.

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Love this game.

Never too Young to for Pole Practice

Scuzzball — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:23:40 +0000

I guess you’re never to young to start practicing for your future careers on the pole. As you can tell, these girls have a very promising future.

However, the mistake at the end will cost them at least a tenth of a point from the judges. Otherwise, bring on the scholarships.

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Guys Pound Drunk Girl

Scuzzball — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:11:33 +0000

There’s entirely not enough sexual shenanigans in this video. There should at least be a nip slip or something.

A room full of dudes pummel a cute asian girl with pillows until she falls over.

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Orgy ensues? Guess we’ll never know.

Ecstasy Girls Make Out

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:17:41 +0000

So if ecstasy makes girls want to make out with each other, should we put it on a list to be decriminalized?

There’s millions of pot heads in America working everyday to have pot legalized. Where’s the X coalition? This turns out to be way more “productive.”

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How to Unhook a Bra with One Hand

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:05:57 +0000

If you’re bra ninja skills are a bit sub par, this instructional video on removing a girl’s bra with one hand is just the thing for you.

Nothing ruins the mood faster than your dump ass trying to putz around with the bra clasp in the back of your mom’s minivan. So learn how to do it properly, like a man.

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