Secaucast

Episode #20: Requiem for an Asshole

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:43:13 PDT

SERIES FINALE!
Featuring: Secaucust, starring Buttles
(recorded at the Super 8 in Groton, CT; Custy's in N. Stonington, CT; Foxwoods in Mashantucket, CT)

In this episode: casino hookage, barely legal seafood, cornhole forecasts, all you can beat, asexuality confirmed, a recipe for Dan on Tap, motel abortions, feeling Groton, Chinese boggling, and Buttles challenges a champion cock.

Links:
Custy's International
Mohegan Sun Hotel Casino & Entertainment
John Fogerty - Mohegan Sun Set List
Foxwoods Resort Casino
El Pollo Loco Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken Challenge Press Release

Music:
"Get By" by Farewell Redemption
Intro Music: "Smorgasbord aka All You Can Eat" by Man Bites God
Outro Music: "Goodbye, Good Luck, Good Riddance" by Joel Lightman Band

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Desolate METROPOLIS
Love Long and Prosper
Life on Tap

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-12-07.mp3

Episode #19: Sikh in the Head

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:42:25 PDT

Guest Co-Host: The Return of FudgeThems
Special Guest: Laawaaris

In this episode: morning hummer, touched by a Beatle, anal sandwich, Buttles repellent, roadwhacking, outsourced family, immigrant embezzlement, wedding crashing, reception tailgating, Laawaaris pitches a tent, and a fast food nuptial in the making.

Links:
Sikhism
Earl of Sandwich

Music:
"Up Chuk Skat" by Rayko/KRB
Intro Music: "Drive Across Texas" by Bob Kirkpatrick
Outro Music: "So Sick" by J-Laa

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
scriggity

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-30.mp3

Episode #18: Beam Me Up, ScottyJ!

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:41:18 PDT

Live from The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention: Secaucus, NJ

Guest Co-Hosts: Dan on Tap and Buttles
Special Guest: NextJen
Featuring Segments by: Dan and Cj from Love Long and Prosper and Sy-Fi

Special Thanks to Danthol

In this episode: urine transporters, action figure cleavage, The Borg v. 9/11, dog bites fan, Xena's cool-whipped tits, guessing Dan on Tap's race, Nimoy on vinyl, double bagging, sword polishing tips, and Buttles ponders auctioning off his maidenhead.

Links:
STARTREK.COM
The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention
STARTREK.COM Message Board - Convention Feedback Thread
Memory Alpha - Star Trek Wiki
Star Trek: The Experience
Star Trek Encyclopedia
Star Trek: Fan Collective - Time Travel DVD

Music:
"She Make It So" by Warp 11
Intro Music: "Devil In Jersey City" by Coheed and Cambria
Outro Music: "Tits and Champagne" by The Joneses

Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Hot Star Trek Romances:
Trip and T'Pol
Troi and Worf
Yar and Data

Cool Alien Races:
Klingons
Cardassians
Romulans
Tribbles
Andorians
Talorians
Vulcans
The Q
Trills
The Borg

Hot Women:
Majel Barrett-Roddenberry
Terry Farrell
Nicole de Boer
Gates McFadden
Marina Sirtis
Jeri Ryan
Diana Muldaur
Ashley Judd

Celebrity Appearances Mentioned:
Bobby Clark
Kate Mulgrew
Suzie Plakson
Joanne Linville
William Shatner

Episodes and Movies Mentioned:
The Cage
Arena
The Trouble With Tribbles
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek: First Contact
Trials and Tribble-ations

Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Love Long and Prosper

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-23.mp3

Episode #17: Hung Like Saddam

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:40:00 PDT

Guest Co-Host: The Return of JDawg from Queens
Special Guests: Stephanie and The Rock

In this episode: starting young with crystal Steph, Dookie Howser, KFedUp, jungle gym, Saget worship, rape nuts, tubhumping, Lost encounters, Brangelina's holes, and a chat with an overgrown Ethel Merman ogre.

Links:
"Danny Tanner is Not Gay" - Bob Saget
Rollin' with Saget
Ethel Merman - IMDB entry

Music:
"Beautiful Drive" by Tara Leigh Cobble
Intro Music: "Amtrek" by Big George Jackson Blues Band
Outro Music: "Little Girl" by The Ukulele Hipster Kings

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-16.mp3

Episode #16: Size Matters

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:39:10 PDT

Guest Co-Host: The Return of Laawaaris from Houston

In this episode: Thriller goes Bollywood, Halloween pimpin', rickshaw rage, porn blues, family friends that fuck, tasting thyself, hybrid efficiency, rank cheerleading, racist bumperstickers, road head rides again, and an anatomical exploration of the hair downstairs.

Links:
Indian Thriller
YAO Restaurant
phun.org
Censorship in India

Music:
"Damage" by Tara Leigh Cobble
Intro Music: "Hoe Bots" by Stinkarelli
Outro Music: "I eat pussy baby, every day" by Snowball Johnny

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
Life on Tap

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-02.mp3

Episode #15: Breast Control

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:37:50 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Danthol from Love Long and Prosper

In this episode: genocidal home hints, vaginal landmarks, preggers sex, marvel masturbation, vomiting nicotine, tittyfucking pop art, randy piety, mermaid menage à trois, sexing The Simpsons, roach buffet, and slamming little ophan Annie at the drive-in.

Links:
Carpet beetle
Mammary intercourse
Polly the Insulting Parrot

Music:
"Fuck You" by The Brother Machine
Intro Music: "Bionic Vagina" by Baron Von Lichtenstein
Outro Music: "Drive In Picture Show" by Craymo

Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Soccergirl, Incorporated

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-26.mp3

Episode #14: Stake 'n Shake

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:36:59 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Shortie from Springfield, IL

In this episode: bar glories, fast food sexual gymnastics, vaginal maintenance, hotgluing Jesus, diabetes boner, going while coming, brown thumbs, truck stop chili, unintentional Anti-Semitism, hockey on the hood, and the JFK assassination gag reel.

Links:
Steak 'n Shake
JFK RELOADED (BETTER THAN THE REST)
Requiem for a Kennedy

Music:
"Dance Under the Stars" by Peter Toh
Intro Music: "Dukes of Hazzard Wheres The Party At?" by Former Fat Boys
Outro Music: "Keep It Clean" by Mike McGill

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Life on Tap

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-19.mp3

Episode #13: Yonkers Honkers

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:35:34 PDT

Guest Co-Host: CMonkey from Yonkers

In this episode: back door chivalry, recreational chemistry, T at twelve, getting a ghet, T.G.I. MILF, sacrifice doubles, sleepaway grope, flacid encounters, premature relief, Rocky Horror tweens, fart deposition, and the naiveté of Pee Wee Herman's spew.

Links:
2C-I
Ghet
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Music:
Mickey Avalon
Shoot to Kill Music, Inc.

Buy at iTunes Music Store

"My Dick" by Mickey Avalon (feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy)

Intro Music: "Horizontal Tango" by Roadside Attraction
Outro Music: "Got To Have A Job" by Little Charlie and The Nightcats

Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-12.mp3

Episode #12: Turban Fever

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:34:27 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Iron Sherv from Cambridge, MA

In this episode: Islam at the airport, lab coat pheromones, highway hookers, pussy whiskers, burka by law, Turkish anemas, driving online, raki rendezvous, Muslim in the mist, atheism unleashed, parkedhead misfire, and the A-rab is traumatized by T.

Links:
Anterior cruciate ligament
Drivers Ed Racing Game
Raki

Music:
"The Decisive Battle" by Jenova Project
Intro Music: "Tora Tora Tora" by U.S. Bombs
Outro Music: "Arabu Andaluz" by Fishtank Ensemble

Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
You Are The Guest!

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-28.mp3

Episode #11: Kosher Pork

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:33:10 PDT

Guest Co-Host: The Drunken Clam Girl from Life on Tap

In this episode: HIV hypochondria, Dan on Tap's metrosexuality, rapid masturbation, driving a fat girl, food orgasms, dorm nudity, shit and tell, the art before fellatio, ankle appeal, second circumcision, and the oldest douche in Jewish history.

Links:
Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon Live
Salvador Santana
Mikvah

Music:
The Women Of Kerrville
Various Artists
Silverwolf

Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at RealNetworks / Rhapsody
Buy at eMusic
Buy at GroupieTunes

"Christians and Pagans" by Dar Williams

Intro Music: "You Make Me Wanna Cum" by JINX TITANIC
Outro Music: "I Love a Jew" by Stuckey & Murray

Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
scriggity
Best Damn Tech Show, Period

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-21.mp3

Episode #10: Improper Person

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:30:25 PDT

Guest Co-Host: FudgeUms from New Jersey

In this episode: a bastardly wet challenge, Hindu is the new Black, uber public toilets, Piss Court, ethnic vagina, paternity leave, shit comes clean, chauffeuring honkeys, ScottyJ rolls his own, ESL medals, and Ernest Borgnine's coconut fetish.

Links:
fudgems.com
Squat Toilet
Ernest Borgnine - IMDB

Music:
"Release Me" by Farewell Redemption
Intro Music: "When I Blow Up" by Dislocated Boner
Outro Music: "Fucked Again" by Baron Von Lichtenstein

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
scriggity
Best Damn Tech Show, Period
Life on Tap
Five Questions

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-14.mp3

Episode #9: Flaming Homeowner

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:30:48 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Cockback Contest Winner

In this episode: Mass condoms (minus the m), tight orange A, Britney's Irish twins, KFed-Up, John Mayer's weiner, lofty wood, bagging a muppet, customer cervix, bleeding for T, Anakin impressions, golden rivers, and ScottyJ cowgirls up to his own damn question.

Links:
Hooters Employee Handbook
Pizza Hut Menu
Muppet Wiki
New York Blood Center

Music:
"I'm Single" by Deirdre Flint
Intro Music: "Fuck Yourself" by VPR
Outro Music: "Drink, Fight, and Fuck" by The Erotics

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
"The Fix" on NBX

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-05.mp3

Episode #8: I See White People

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:27:31 PDT

Featuring: BusHeads, starring Buttles
(recorded at Tanglewood - Lenox, MA)

In this episode: the Arthur Ashe Confederacy, riding the wave of whitey, Highwood Club rejects, female urinal prototypes, golf cart assassination, banging Jedi, Natalie Portman was hot at 12, more a cockapella, TSA gets all up in my ass, and James Earl Jones is completely shitfaced.

Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Polls close on Monday, August 28th at 11:59 PM EDT.

Links:
Tanglewood Campus Map
John Williams
Star Wars music
Steve & Barry's
Coke BlaK

Music:
"Bunker Buster" by 37Hz
Intro Music: "Get Fuckin fucked" by Chachi On Acid
Outro Music: "If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff" by Lynn JULIAN aka CookieCutterGirl

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Swingercast

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-22.mp3

Episode #7: Double Teamed

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:25:33 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Dick Cameo from Taxachusetts

In this episode: dykes v. my dad, Greyhound reeks of pussy, Custy's fulfilled, pounding Massholes, Rhode Island is the new Kuwait, carbonated terrorism, devastating AOL searches, Frosty fellatio, crosstown cuss, and Stephen Hawking's sweet ride chooses A.

Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!

Links:
AirTroductions
Becky Hammond
Custy's
Nordic Lodge
AOL Keyword Searches
Stephen Hawking

Music:
"First of May" by Jonathan Coulton
Intro Music: "Shady" by Rayko/KRB
Outro Music: "Sex-O-Matic" by Psykosoul

Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
Happy House of Hentai

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-15.mp3

Episode #6: Boner Maneuver

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:23:49 PDT

Featuring: RoadHeads, starring Dan on Tap
(recorded en route to Hartford, CT)

In this episode: British dining etiquette, yearbook foiblows, Dan taps Scarlett, Buttles lands on Martha, sandwich technique, cheeky alternatives, grope therapy, staged racial harmony, a cockapella, and the last stop in bodily functions.

Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!

Links:
Prince Jefri
New England Dodge Music Center
Dave Matthews Band Setlists
(Select Jul 29 2006 New England Dodge Music Center)
The Big Lebowski - Fucking Short Version
Cock Sauce

Music:
"Death of Democracy" by 37Hz
Intro Music: "Show Me Your Tits" by The Killer Kona Buds
Outro Music: "BRANGELINA!" by Ric Seaberg

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Happy House of Hentai

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-08.mp3

Episode #5: Let's Eat, Motherfucker!

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:21:49 PDT

Guest Co-Host: JDawg from Queens
Live from the Days Inn: Shrewsbury, MA

In this episode: jetBlues, humping the Jertz, these are the Days, Depot thoughts, Ted Williams' anus, human stains, Sushi v. Sex, porn night, the quief fairy, scent of an asshole, LIRRrrrrrr, and Lance Bass finally becomes an honest fag.

Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!

Links:
Days Inn
Hofstra University
Long Island Rail Road
My Odeo Channel (odeo/c1e15c6f00c8eaf9)

Music:
"Food" by Deirdre Flint
Intro Music: "Hershey Highway" by Neil Smith
Outro Music: "Anything Goes" by Art Linton

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
Life on Tap

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-01.mp3

Episode #4: Gentler Sex

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:22:19 PDT

Guest Co-Host: BabyMo from Massachusetts (our first female!)

In this episode: love at the urinal, the kiss of epilepsy, five for flirting, hooters on Hooters, cheesecake a la Buttles, KFed's Ex, Jennifer Aniston isn't our Friend, getting a Prince William, and the greatest ass in American History.

Links:
Hooters Mastercard
Kevin Federline
Cold Stone Creamery

Music:
"Boob Fairy" by Deirdre Flint
Intro Music: "Vagina" by The Killer Kona Buds
Outro Music: "The Toilet Song" by Tí Trá Lí Media

All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcast Mentioned:
The Mep Report

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-20.mp3

Episode #3: Hindude? Hindeed!

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:17:03 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Laawaaris, live via satellite from Houston

In this episode: flirting in tongues, baudy bachelorettes, twisted tales from the second generation, Social Darwinism at the cost of the perfect position, razor love, driving tips for the mentally ill, and the culture shock of shit.

Links:
Keeley Hazell
HeadOn

Music:
"Bordeaux" by the shapes, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "Bust a Nut" by Dislocated Boner

Podcasts Mentioned:
The Wicked Good Podcast

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-14.mp3

Episode #2: Cancer, I'd Hit It!

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:03:12 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Buttles from Boston

In this episode: Burger (fuc)King, sweltering in Madonna's Garden, asylum from luxury, bitter fruit borne from a familiar bush, A of a different shade, thoughts from the bowl, Operation Moderation, and how Stephen Stills cured AIDS.

Links:
Official Fleshlight Website

Music:
"She's So Mature" by The Daily Pravda
Intro Music: "Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Podcasts Mentioned:
Soccergirl, Incorporated
The Wicked Good Podcast
Life on Tap

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-06.mp3

Episode #1: Too Much Fuckin'

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:09:27 PDT

Guest Co-Host: Dan on Draft from Jersey

It's the first episode of the Secaucast -- a full-throttle, free speech escapade of an earfuck.

In this episode: why Latinos have better cable, the realm where age is beauty, how a South African dictates our summer, adventures in coming and going, and a rhetorical question of anatomical proportions.

Links:
Mario Cantone: Laugh Whore
No Looking Back
Custy's

Music:
"Hanging On" by Farewell Redemption, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "There's So Many Ways I Can Kill You" by Madsumo

Podcasts Mentioned:
Desolate METROPOLIS
The Wicked Good Podcast
Extra Points
Soccergirl, Incorporated

Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-06-28.mp3

Secaucast Promo

noreply@blogger.com (ScottyJ) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:06:17 PDT

What the fuck is a Secaucast?

Direct Download: secaucastpromo.mp3