This episode features When in Reigns, The Poor by Ten Kilowatt Test Drive

This podcast features No No Yeah Yeah by Chinese American Bear

Featured song of the week: “Kiss Off” — The Dandy Warhols. Blast it and pretend you’re disaffected.

Jon and Megs cover politics, nostalgia, queer tech, and travel in this episode of Secretly Timid. They discuss Donald Trump’s latest illegal war and why forgiveness for those who supported him isn’t something everyone is willing to offer.

The hosts also talk about the strange way memory works—like remembering watching Life Goes On growing up but not recalling a single specific episode.

Jon introduces the Kickstarter for the Polari device, a bold invention designed to reduce preparation time for bottoms using a small inserted ball—leading to some… spirited discussion. Megs also shares highlights from her recent trip to Sweden.

Featured Song:
Maybe Not Tonight by Lime Garden

This episode features Beat Up Chanel$ by Slayyyter

This podcast features Sideways by Ruins Kraft.

This podcast features SBHG by Giant Drag

This podcast features, Like Her by Shelf Lives

This podcast features The Happy Dictator, by Gorillaz

This podcast features GERM by Kate Nash

This podcast features Insulin by Black Honey

This podcast features I Think I Like You by GANS

This podcast features Economy by Frankie and the Witch Fingers

This podcast features the song Catch These Fists by Wet Leg

This podcast features Surfing Castafiore by April March

This podcast features Booboo by Yaeji

This podcast features Man Made of Meat by Viagra Boys.

When do we eat the rich?

This podcast features Messy by Lola Young

(Sorry y’all – there is an audio hiccup and we cover it up with Fozzie Bear)

This podcast features All I Want for XXXMas by Slayyyter

This podcast features Domestication by Laura Gibson

This podcast features Psycho by Shelf Lives

The featured song of the episode is Piranhanana by Shovels & Rope

This podcast features Far Out by Gretel

The conversation then shifts to the political arena, where the hosts speculate on the implications of President Biden potentially stepping down and what it means for Vice President Kamala Harris. The team shares their insights on how this change in leadership could impact the country.

Next, the hosts tackle an issue affecting online content: the censorship of closed captioning on YouTube. They discuss the reasons behind this move and its consequences for accessibility and free speech.

On a lighter note, Megs opens up about her birthday and reflects on getting older. She shares some personal anecdotes and musings on life’s milestones.

Jon wraps up the episode by sharing updates on his cat Greer’s weight loss journey. Listeners get a heartwarming look into the challenges and triumphs of helping a pet achieve a healthier lifestyle.

This episode features the song “Mariella” by Khruangbin & Leon Bridges, adding a perfect musical touch to the mix.

Join the Secretly Timid team for a blend of serious discussion, personal stories, and a touch of humor in this engaging episode.

In the latest episode of the Secretly Timid podcast, hosts Jon and Megs cover a range of intriguing topics. Megs shares her personal saga of needing to get the crowns in her mouth replaced, delving into the challenges and anxieties surrounding dental work with a mix of humor and relatable moments. The discussion then shifts to the ongoing Karen Reed murder trial, where Jon and Megs provide updates and insights into the case, analyzing the legal strategies, key testimonies, and potential implications of the trial’s outcome. The hosts also tackle the heavy topic of hypocrisy within both the Supreme Court and religious institutions, examining recent controversial decisions and actions while debating the broader impact on society and the often stark contrast between public statements and private behaviors. Additionally, this episode features the song “You Should Not Be Doing That” by Amyl and the Sniffers, with Jon and Megs sharing their thoughts on its energy and relevance to the themes discussed. Whether you’re tuning in for the legal updates, the biting critique of societal institutions, or just some good music, this episode has something for everyone.

Highlights:

• Megan’s Bad Haircut: Megs opens up about her latest hair disaster, sharing the details of what went wrong at the salon and how she’s coping with the aftermath. Expect some laughs and relatable moments as she recounts the story.
• Jon’s Poker Tournament: Jon talks about his thrilling experience playing in the World Poker Tour’s “Gargantuan” event. He proudly shares his accomplishment of finishing in 45th place, describing the highs and lows of the competition and what it’s like to be part of such a prestigious tournament.
• Featured Song: The episode features the song “Dirty Disco” by Nikka Costa, adding a groovy and energetic vibe to the podcast.

Tune in for a mix of humor, personal stories, and great music on this episode of Secretly Timid!

Title: Navigating High School and Bitching About the Patriarchy

Summary:
In this episode of Secretly Timid, hosts Jon and Megs are joined by Aaron for a candid discussion about their high school experiences and a shared frustration with the patriarchy. Reflecting on their formative years, the trio delves into the highs and lows of navigating adolescence, touching on topics like friendships, crushes, and societal pressures. With humor and honesty, they recount memorable moments and reveal the challenges they faced while coming of age in a world shaped by patriarchal norms. From dissecting gender stereotypes to sharing personal anecdotes, Jon, Megs, and Aaron offer listeners a glimpse into their past while shedding light on the ongoing struggle for gender equality. Tune in for a lively conversation that’s equal parts nostalgic and empowering.

This podcast features Haircut by Finom

Join Jon and Megs on a whirlwind journey through Megs’ European vacation, where picturesque landscapes collided with unexpected twists, including a battle with the flu.

But it’s not just about travel tales; Jon and Megs dive into a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about growing up in the 90’s. From slap bracelets to Tamagotchis, they explore the cultural touchstones that defined a generation.

However, amidst the laughter and nostalgia, there’s a sobering concern looming on the horizon: the upcoming presidential election. With candid discussions about their worries regarding the political climate and the potential outcomes, they navigate the complexities of modern-day politics.

Throughout the episode, the featured song “Bullet of Dignity” by Fat White Family sets the tone, blending seamlessly with the anecdotes and reflections shared by Jon and Megs.

Tune in for a captivating blend of travel escapades, nostalgic reflections, and heartfelt conversations about the state of the world, all wrapped up in the infectious energy of Jon and Megs’ dynamic banter.

Join us as we share our hilarious tales of battling the flu bug and explore how illness can sometimes bring us closer together. From fever-induced delirium to late-night pharmacy runs, we’ll take you on a rollercoaster ride of sniffles and sneezes.

But fear not, dear listeners, because we’ve also got plenty of wisdom to share on the topic of love! Whether you’re a newlywed or a seasoned veteran, we’ll discuss the keys to keeping the spark alive and making your relationship go the distance.

And speaking of distance, you won’t want to miss our recount of our recent getaway to Mineral Wells. From ghostly encounters at the historic Baker Hotel to soul-soothing dips in the mineral springs, we’ll transport you to this charming Texas town and inspire you to plan your own romantic escape.

But wait, there’s more! Tune in as we dish out our top tips for staying fit and healthy as a couple. From early morning jogs to impromptu dance parties in the living room, we’ll show you how to sweat it out and have fun doing it.

And finally, don’t forget to stick around for our featured song of the episode, “Dancer” by Idles, a powerful anthem for embracing life’s challenges and triumphs with courage and grace.

So grab your favorite beverage, cozy up with your significant other, and get ready for another unforgettable episode of Secretly Timid!

Shifting to modern topics, the duo explores the phenomenon of home tours conducted via Facetime, weighing the pros and cons of virtual exploration. They also delve into the increasing trend of online reclusivity, reflecting on the impact of technology on social interactions.

In a linguistically intriguing segment, Jon and Megs discuss the idea of using the term “rapers” instead of “rapists” and delve into the nuances of language in addressing sensitive issues.

Throughout the episode, Jon and Megs blend nostalgia with contemporary insights, creating a diverse and engaging podcast experience for their listeners.

The featured song of the podcast is I Got Heaven by Mannequin Pussy

Summary: Megs and Jon dish out a flavorful episode of Secretly Timid, starting with their latest culinary delight, Chobani hazelnut creamer. From taste tests to creative applications, the duo adds a creamy layer to the episode’s mix of topics.

Transitioning into the paranormal, the hosts explore the age-old question: “Are ghosts real?” Ghost stories, personal experiences, and a dash of humor create a spirited conversation that keeps listeners engaged.

Amidst ghostly tales, Megs vents about her frustrating neighbors. The security light blazing into her living room sparks a lively discussion about the trials of neighborly living, adding a relatable twist to the episode.

Intertwining their ghostly exploration with a candid reading of a scathing podcast review, Megs and Jon respond with wit and resilience, adding a layer of self-reflection and authenticity to the episode.

In a lighter moment, the hosts discuss the cultural phenomenon of gay men affectionately using terms like “bussy” and “pussy” to describe their anatomy. The open and lighthearted discussion showcases their commitment to understanding and embracing evolving language within the LGBTQ+ community.

The episode wraps up with heartwarming Christmas stories, offering a personal touch to the holiday season. Whether it’s culinary delights, ghostly adventures, neighborly frustrations, or personal anecdotes, Megs and Jon create a warm and inviting atmosphere, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next flavorful and spirited installment.

This podcast features Sugartown by Shitkid

As the episode progresses, the hosts take an unexpected turn into the realm of culinary delights, discussing the concept of “sloppy bottoms.” This lighthearted and humorous detour adds a unique flavor to the episode, showcasing the hosts’ ability to seamlessly blend serious discussions with moments of levity.

The conversation then takes a thought-provoking turn as Megs and Jon tackle sensitive subjects such as abortion and religion. The hosts approach these topics with empathy and an open-minded perspective, fostering a space for meaningful dialogue that encourages listeners to consider various viewpoints.

Wrapping up the episode, Megs and Jon share their experiences and insights on traveling. Whether recounting memorable adventures or offering travel tips, the hosts provide a delightful conclusion to an episode that seamlessly weaves together the spooky, the amusing, and the contemplative.

Listeners are sure to be entertained and enlightened as Megs and Jon navigate through this eclectic mix of topics, leaving them eagerly anticipating the next installment of Secretly Timid.

This podcast features Skirts and Salads by Shelf Lives

On this week’s episode, Megs and Jon get psychological and philosophical.

This podcast features Age of Waste by Lazy Comet

This podcast features, Baby I Call Hell by Deap Vally

Topics include body counts, regional accents, and homophobic slurs.

This podcast features Worship The Whip by Be Your Own Pet

This podcast features Shy by K.Flay

This episode features Good Lookin’ by Dixon Dallas

Featuring Dizzy PPL Become Blurry by Saya Gray

This podcast features Lwonesome Tonight by PJ Harvey

The featured song of this week’s podcast is Run Baby Run, by Demob Happy

This podcast features Aftershook by Frankie Cosmos

This episode features Too Deep For The Shallow Pocket by Tracy Bonham

Featured song of this podcast is Well-Dressed, by Hop Along

This podcast features Fun by Olivia Jean

This podcast feature’s All Is Lost by Surf Curse

This podcast features In Tandem by Thus Love

On this episode Jon and Megs are joined by poet Donovan Hufnagle. Donavan’s fourth poetry collection, ​Raw Flesh Flash The Incomplete, Unfinished Documenting Of. Other topics include Megs’ wedding, tattoo negotiations, and dinosaur feet.

The featured song is Asking For It by M(h)aol

This episode features Key to the City by Sorry

Featuring Suck it Up by Juliana Hatfield

This podcast features Theo B by Sunny Day Real Estate

Featuring Birthday by Wooze

Featuring, Slowly by Preoccupations

The featured song is Safety of Objects by Anni Rossi

The featured song is, Used to Know Her (Demo) by Louise Post

The featured song is Hart by Bulls

Featured song is Like a Lady by Pom Poko

Featured song is “Number” by Birth to Burial

Enjoy the featured song “Meticulous Bird” by Thao & The Get Down Stay Down

This week’s featured song is My Name is David by Dust Congress

Punk Rock Loser by Viagra Boys is the featured song

This episode’s featured song is Say the Name by clipping.

The featured song of this podcast is I Like Crime by Deap Vally

The featured song is It’s So Cruel by Depeche Mode

The featured song is Pig by Sparklehorse

The featured song for this episode is Smoko by The Chats

The featured song of this episode is Popular (featuring Matthew Caws of Nada Surf) by Pom Pom Squad

This episode’s featured song is Katie Cruel by Karen Dalton

The song of the week is Chaise Longue by Wet Leg

This week’s featured song is Tohu Wa Bohu by Lord Buffalo

This episode’s featured song is Human Touch by Pond

This week’s featured song of the week is Carry Me Ohio by Sun Kil Moon

This week’s featured song of the week is Feet by Fat White Family

This week’s featured song is Call In Sick by Billy Nomates

This week’s featured song of the week is Ain’t Nice by Viagra Boys

This week’s song of the week is Crying by Pom Pom Squad

This week’s featured song of the week is Japanese Waitress by MAITA

/Breaking News!!! We are doing something a little different with the featured songs of the week. From now on, the SOTW will be curated by either Megs or Jon. Megs is up this week, and her SOTW is “Your Dog” by Soccer Mommy. Enjoy!

On this week’s featured episode, Jon shares his experience playing a World Poker Tour event. Megs and Jon also talk Bezos, Gates, and Pippi Longstocking.

Enjoy It Could Have Been Fun by Pip Blom

This week’s featured song of the week is Running Up That Hill, by Car Seat Headrest

On this week’s special episode, Jon and Megs discuss caloric burn during sex, doms with dude-bros dialects, and never letting go.

This week’s featured song is Push Now by Southern Avenue

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by returning special guest Chris Mosely. Topics include Panel Discussions, preferred pronouns, riptides, and city-living VS. suburbia. Oh, and we have a corrections corner!

This week’s featured song of the week is American Queen by Ronna Reason

We’re back!!! On this week’s episode, Megs talks vacation, and Jon talks teeth. Other topics include the reality TV show, 60 Days In, and The Mare of Easttown.

This week’s featured song of the week is, Fun Guy by Brad Sucks

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Aaron. True story: Jon, Megs, and Aaron all went to high school together, but the three had very different high school experiences. Topics include: starting over, salacious high school experiences, the Tao of daddyism, and credit scores. Oh, and tips as to why you shouldn’t keep large sums of money in a tuxedo jacket.

This week’s featured song of the week is, The Feeling of Love by Shintaro Sakamoto

This week’s featured song of the week is MMMOOOAAAAAYAYA by Illuminati Hotties

This week’s featured song of the week is Off You by Big Thief

On this week’s all new episode, Megs and J are joined by EJB. Topics include inclusivity, difficult altercations, and craigslist.

This week’s featured song is Strange Astrology by Slothrust

On this week’s episode, Megs, Jon, and special returning guest Jessica P discuss a missing finger, a noisy twitch streamer, 23 + Me, and predatory lawmakers.

The featured song of the week is In It To Win It by Brad Sucks

We’re back! Sorry for the two-week unannounced hiatus. On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss Eureka Springs, turning 40, the litter robot, and Vanessa Kade’s wonderful poker win.

This week’s featured song of the week is Pussy Mask by Peaches

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by special guest Richard Richards. Topics include the CPAC National Anthem disaster, gay slang, prostate exams, and more!

This week’s featured song of the week is Allons-y by April March and Olivia Jean

Y’all. Megs and Jon are sorry for this episode. Topics include the weather event in Texas, Ted Cruz high-tailing it to Cancun, Dishwalla, Alanis Morrissette, and the poop knife story.

This week’s featured track is Tokyo Story by Miho Matori

Live from Ft. Worth! Dogs! Jessica Pancetta! Deep Dark Secrets!

This week’s featured song of the week is O.N.E. by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by actor/stuntman Jeremy Connors. *fun sidenote, Jeremy was on the show about 10 years ago! Jeremy shares how than pandemic negatively affected his career. Other topics include body cleaning, Bernie memes, and exotic dancing.

This weeks featured song is, New Inspiration, by Venus Furs

Out of the blue! BOOM. Dream come true!

bahbuh boo nah nah nah…

Suddenly Eww! BOOM.

This week’s featured song is Slow Fella by Most Efficient Women

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs talk X-Mas, New Years, and anti-maskers.

This week’s featured song of the week is Rebecca, by Melin Melyn

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by special returning guest EJB. Topics are discussed, and questions are asked.

This week’s featured song of the week is Where They Perform Miracles by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

We’re back! On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by special guest Jessica. Topics include gambling, sports teams, witchcraft, and inclusion.

This week’s featured song is Technicolor Town by Tele Novella

On this week’s episode, Megs, Jon, and returning guest EJB discuss the election results, super spreader events, and rosebuds.

This week’s featured song is Better Angels by Tori Amos

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by special guest Curtis. You may know Curtis from the band, The Theater Fire, whose music has been featured on this here podcast more than once! Topics include the election, twitter pranks, Amy Coney Barrett, and gardening.

This week’s featured song of the week is Ohio by Kat Hamilton

We’re back! This week’s topics include upside-down pineapples, Jeffrey Toobin, Ad Agency debacles, and more!

This week’s featured song is End of the Freak Show by Coco Rosie

On this week’s lo-fi indie rock episode, Jon and Megs are joined by returning guest, Ryan. Topics include smut, Christian Mingle, and wet cigarettes.

This week’s featured song of the week is, Backwoods Nation, by David Bazan

On this week’s show, Megs and Jon are joined by special guest Erin. Topics include the presidential debates, Trump’s COVID diagnosis, Melania’s secret tapes, and more. Oh, and the trolls attacked our audio, so the audio quality of this episode dips a bit. Sorry!

This week’s featured song of the week is Now On by Chris Garneau

Y’all…it’s been a week. Megs and Jon discuss some stuff.

This week’s featured song of the week is Paper Tiger by French Mouth

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss soggy bottoms, dead names, RBG, and everything else.

This week’s featured song of the week is, City Girls, by War Tapes

On this week’s episode, Megs, Jon, and special guest Pickett discuss tours in New Orleans, cancelling oneself, and animal deez.

This week’s special song of the week is, Dahl Parts, by The Theatre Fire.

On this week’s pejorative laced episode, Jon and Megs discuss daddies, Snacks, WAPs, license photos, and more!

This week’s featured song of the week is Ghosts Aren’t Real by St Valentine

On this week’s extra special episode, Megs and Jon are joined by extra special guest Mikey Sweetz, who is the radio host of Intro-Climax-Outro. Topics include conspiracy, casinos, and music.

This week’s featured song is “Flip This” by Peaches

On this week’s all-new episode, Jon and Megs are joined by returning guest, Dusty. Topics include vasectomies, new love, dog names, and the aftermath of suicide.

This week’s song of the week is, “No Legged Dog,” by Drug Couple

On this week’s show, Megs shares a dream, Jon re-tools his twitter, and the duo are struck with technical difficulties. Other topics include breasturaunts, AOC, and hazing.

This week’s featured song of the week is Night Garden by BENEE

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss anxiety, Trivial Pursuit, insecurities, and history.

This week’s featured song is Dandelions/Liminal by Emmy the Great

CROSSOVER EPISODE!!!! On this week’s show, Megs and Jon are joined by fellow TX podcaster, Michael Baston from the Michael Baston Podcast and Mind the Tambourine. Topics include Richards, fostering creativity during the pandemic, working (or not) for the man, Texas music, and more.

This week’s featured song of the week is Something In My Eye, by Matt Berry

One this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Cousin Nene. Topics include divorce, suicide, Marvin Gaye, Unsolved Mysteries, Showbiz Pizza and Megan turning 40.

This week’s featured song is Crimson + Clover by Pom Pom Squad

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Meg’s are joined by Jon’s old buddies, Clay and Tony. Topics including painting, birthday parties, and the #speakingout movement.

This week’s featured song of the week is Domino by Nicole Atkins

On this week’s episode, Megs and Jon are joined by extra special guest Otieno. Otieno shares his experiences on the field these past few weeks. Later, Megs shares something she found in her new home.

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This week’s featured song is, Midas, by Iris Lune

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss the current state of everything.

This week’s featured song is TNT by NAYANA IZ

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss protests, medieval weaponry, pornography, and Difficult People (the short-lived series on HULU).

This week’s featured song of the week is Bang! Bang! by Le Tigre

On this week’s episode, Megs and Jon discuss the Karen phenomena.

This week’s featured song of the week is Kubes by Machinegum

On this week’s episode, Megan forgets the recording equipment.

This week’s featured song is Tell Me Now by Built To Spill

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss Little Richard, quarantine dating, and prosthetic penises.

This week’s featured song of the week is If A Tree Falls In The Forest by Ellen Siberian Tiger

On this week’s pandemic episode, Megan talks about her neighbors and Jon gives some advice. Topics include the rapture and glory hole manicures.

This week’s featured song is Troubled Girl by Drab City

On this week’s quarantine episode, Jon and Megs talk about greed, remorse, and etymology.

This week’s featured song is Sister Dynamite by Alice Bag

On this week’s quarantine episode, Megs and Jon provide a pandemic update and discuss pirates, Fiona Apple, and shame inducing attractions.

This week’s featured song is Here, Kitty Kitty by Alex Winston

On this week’s episode…….Megs has COVID-19.

This week’s featured song is Hold That Thought by Local H

On this week’s PANDEMIC episode of Secretly Timid, Megs discusses a product called, “Come and Gone,” and Jon lets go of a receipt.

This week’s featured song is, Are You There, by Psychic Love Child

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Joel. Things are weird, y’all. This show was recorded via Skype because COVID-19 has shut everything down. Stay safe out there!

This week’s featured song of the week is Ode To Fire by Jealous of the Birds.

Sorry about the audio this week. This is what happens when you don’t double check your settings. ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK YOUR SETTINGS! If you don’t you’ll be recording your audio from the laptop mic and not through the expensive mixer.

This week’s episode features returning guest Erin. Topics include loss, viruses, and accidental altercations.

This week’s featured song is You’ll Be Mine, by The Psychedelic Furs

Welcome to the new BI COASTAL TEXAS PODCAST!! On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are live from FT Worth, Texas! Topics include the joys of moving, the blandness of Leonardo DiCaprio, and the Coronavirus (AKA COVID-19).

This week’s song of the week is So Much Love by Nada Surf

On this week’s podcast, Megs and Jon discuss Bernie Sanders, Poker, sickness, music festivals, and the shady practices of some lending institutions.

This week’s featured song of the week is Skeleton Key by Mark Lanegan

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs are joined by returning guest, Ryan. The trio discuss blue lives matter, self-fulfillment, and itchy skin. Later, they play a super fun getting to know you game!

This week’s featured song is “Hey You” by Katy J Pearson

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs talk about the ID channel, houses, and why you should always cover your eyes.

This week’s featured song is Bloody Rainbow, by Built to Spill

On this week’s episode, Jon gets mad and Meghan buys a house. Topics include corruption, landlords, and pop music.

This week’s featured song is, “Fear My Society,” by The Wants

These week’s topics include stalkers, talking with strangers, and fake altruism.

This week’s featured song is “Celebrate The Void” by Sebadoh

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megs discuss cowboy pigeons, pubes growing on your hands, freedom of Speech, and vagina candles.

This week’s featured song is “Both Hands” by Rachael Sage (by way of Ani Difranco)

On this week’s show, Megs, Jon, and special guest EJB discuss the assassination of Qasem Soleimani, the shade of Project Runway, and friendship.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Never Fight A Man With A Perm,” by IDLES

On this week’s show Jon and Megs discuss Christmas,getting older, and the church shooting at White Settlement.

This week’s featured song is, “Beat the Heat,” by Human Potential

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by EJB and Brian Harmless. Topics include non-consensual touching, grooming, and…oh yea…Megs got hit by a car.

On this week’s episode, Megs and Jon are joined by special guest, Dusty. Dusty shares his ideas for creating a podcast of his own, and the trio share their Thanksgiving stories. Topics include: suntanning your taint, Dusty Cottontail, and blood pipes.

This week’s featured song of the week is “Howl,” by Alexandra Savior

On this week’s extra special, double-stuffed podcast, Jon and Megs are joined by returning guest, Ryan. Topics include poker, racing cars, making new friends, and meth.

This week’s featured song is, “Let Me Know” by Winona Oak

On this week’s extra special episode, Megs has a cold and Jon gets some fake teeth!

This week’s topics include inappropriate children’s clothing, what to order on the menu on a date, creepy daddies, songs that trigger painful memories, and Lindsey Graham.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Trouble in Paradise” by Rufus Wainwright

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs talk about meat.

This week’s featured song of the week is “Sweet Piece of Meat” by Patriarchy

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This week’s topics include fake teeth, squirting, MAGA, aggressive drivers, real estate, etc. etc. etc. Does anyone read this?

This week’s featured Song of the Week is, “Rattle” by Imani Coppola

On this extra special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon and Megs discuss the trial of Amber Guyger and its aftermath. Other topics include fascia blasting, having fun with the Amish, tales from Graduate School, and Siri.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Tuesday’s Lament” by Iguana Death Cult

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs hang out with special guest, Ili. Topics include squirts, affirmations, and tender dates.

This week’s featured song is “Monumental Shade” by Quiz Show

On this week’s extra-special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Brian Gibb, owner of The Public Trust. Brian shares some teenage stories and talks about The Public Trust’s next exhibit, Mick Rock: Icons (opens Saturday September 14th).

Other topics include poker, tattoos, skateboarding, dates, and instagram tears.

This week’s featured song is “Come Over (Bad Connection) by Ned Dylan

On this week’s show, Jon has a good week, Ryan has a strange week, and Megs forgets to call back.

This week’s featured song of the week is “Never Know” by Thunderpussy

Megs attends a punk show. Jon provides a pussy progress report.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “Wake Me Back Up” by Boniface

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by the one and only REGINA!!! Yes, that Regina! Topics include emotional maturity, skin tags, and windows.

This week’s featured song is “NYC” by James Levy.

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On this week’s extra-special episode, Megs and Jon are joined by extra-special guest and IT guru, Ryan. Topics include teaching your daughter to shave her legs, house flipping, Mexican weddings, dating apps, and …well…you know, what we always talk about.

This week’s featured song is, “Hollow Thing,” by LIFE

Nan and Brian Harmless discuss the Mad Men episode, “Person to Person”

Hey guys! It’s been a minute. On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Jon and Megs are joined by special guest Will. The trio discuss what they’ve been up to the past two weeks.

This week’s featured song is “SPF” by Magic City Hippies

On this week’s extra-special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Lee, the owner of Alexandre’s, a bar in Oak Lawn. Lee is also the co-founder of the Take Back Oak Lawn movement. The trio discuss if there is a pee-pee tape, the latest Trump rape allegation, and the Democratic National Debate.

This week’s featured song is, “Lying to my Therapist” by Imani Coppola

On this week’s extra-special episode, Jon and Mags are joined by returning guest Christopher Mosley. Topics include death threats, influencer culture, vine, poker, the “lifestyle,” and blood pressure.

This week’s featured song is, “A Good Friend’s Handshake” by Will Fox

On this week’s show Jon and Megs talk about new kittens and old sex offenders. Hot Topics include Sarah Huckabee Sanders exit as press secretary, sending unsolicited d-pics will soon be a crime, a Netflix problematic prank show, snap-chat filters aiding in catching sexual predators, and a 32,000 year old wolf head.

This week’s featured song is “All the Black” by Cat Clyde

There was a really wild storm in Dallas, y’all!! We’re talking downed trees…power lines…the works!! This week it’s just Megs and Jon- topics include menstruation, Mortal Kombat, abortion, and vacations.

This week’s featured song is “Too Late Pt 2” by Washed Up Rookie

On this week’s episode, Jon experiences loss, Megan kills bugs, and Ryan teaches children.

Hot topics include the Game of Thrones finale, impeachment, whether you disclose your child is a sociopath to their significant other, and processed food.

This week’s featured song is “People Say Things Change” by local band Air Review.

On this week’s special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon wins a poker tournament, Megs eats at Chili’s, Otieno gets passionate about anti-abortion legislation, and special guest Ryan has a difficult altercation with a neighbor.

Some light reading material:

The Russian “Fire hose of Falsehood” propaganda model

Agnotology and Epistemolical Fragmentation

This week’s featured song is “Hotel Last Resort” by Violent Femmes

On this week’s special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon gets offered a new position and Megs goes to a party. Hot Topics include a measles outbreak at the Avengers movie and some tomfoolery with student loans.

This week’s featured song is “Firesmoke” by Kate Tempest

On this week’s podcast, Jon gets flooded, Megs gets interviewed, and Otieno gets a massage. Hot topics include facial recognition may have led to a false arrest, a feminist interpretation of the Medusa myth, and whether or not incarcerated people should have the right to vote.

This week’s featured song is “LOVE&JETT” by Guitar Wolf

On this week’s extra special episode, Otieno volunteers at Planned Parenthood, Jon gets sick, and Megan meets someone in “the lifestyle.” Hot Topics include disparate justice and impeachment.

photo credit : Vivian Black

This week’s featured song is “Sensitive Demon” by Grim Streaker

On this week’s very special episode, Otieno wants to learn to play guitar, Jon levels up, and Megan discovers the, “Terrible, Thanks for Asking” podcast. Hot Topics include the prison-industrial topics, manwhohasitall clothing, and the case that began with three naked women at a rest stop ends in a high-speed chase.

This week’s featured song is, “Somebody to Love” by Thunderpussy

On this week’s extra special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon cries, Big Ang goes to Vegas, and Megs gets help pulling her hair back. Hot Topics include the fact men are still referring to women by the men they are with and evidence of the big bang.

This week’s featured song is “I Hate Living in the City” by The Mystery Lights

On this week’s extra special episode, Otieno is back, Megs learns how to use emoji’s, and Jon rescued a neighbor and a honey bee. This week’s hot topics include an assault in Deep Ellum, Instagram becoming a go-to spot for the alt-right, and the crew’s hot take from the AG’s response to the Mueller report.

This week’s featured music is “Flashback” by Fujiya & Miyagi

On this week’s extra special episode, a blizzard ruins Big Ang’s hookup, Megs has auto trouble, and Jon has security guard trouble. Other topics include Daddies, Zaddies, Linda Hamilton, Beto running for president, and doinger shorts.

This week’s featured song is “Radar” by Yacht Punk

On this week’s extra special episode, Jon and Megs are joined by Nezo and extra special guest Maxwell, from the Dating and the Big D podcast. Topics include bad dates and other stuff.

This week’s featured song is “Arcade Rambler” by The Budos Band

On this week’s all new episode, Megs, Jon, and Otieno are once again joined by the magnificent Nezu. Topics include Alex Jones on the Joe Rogan Experience, the spreading of misinformation, mosquitoes, and the Cohen hearing.

This week’s featured song is “Dynamite” by Anya Marina. Also, check out her web series, Indie-Pendant Woman on YouTube!

On this week’s extra special episode of the Secretly Timid Podcast, Megs, Otieno, and Jon are joined by returning guest, Ryan, and extra special guest, video-game designer and artist, Nezu. Nezu shares her experience working in a male-dominated field and how to best communicate with family members with dynamically opposing views. Later, the group discusses the Chicago police department and the abuse of authority.

This week’s featured song is “My Work is Full Of Art” by Pom Poko.

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Megan, Jon, and Big Ang discuss Galentine’s Day, Big Ang’s interaction with a personal trainer, Jon being called a “cuck,” and Megan has a difficult altercation at work. Later topics shift to the allegations against Ryan Adams and a New Yorker who breaks a shop window to attack a mannequin dressed as President Barack Obama.

This week’s featured song is, “I Love My Boy” by acclaimed Texas singer-songwriter Matthew Logan Vasquez. His soon-to-be-released new record, LIGHT’N UP, arrives via Dine Alone Records on Friday, February 22.

MATTHEW LOGAN VASQUEZ ON TOUR 2019

MAY

7 – Oklahoma City, OK – Tower Studio

8 – Davenport, IA – Raccoon Motel

9 – Minneapolis, MN – Icehouse

10 – Chicago, IL – Schubas

11 – Indianapolis, IN – HIFI

13 – Toronto, ON – The Monarch

15 – Boston, MA – Middle East16 – Brooklyn, NY – Rough Trade

17 – Philadelphia, PA – Boot & Saddle

18 – Washington, DC – DC9

20 – Charleston, SC – The Royal American

21 – Decatur, GA – Eddie’s Attic

22 – Nashville, TN – High Watt

24 – Dallas, TX – Kessler Theater

25 – Houston, TX – Heights Theater 

JUNE

20 – Costa Mesa, CA – The Wayfarer

21 – San Diego, CA – Soda Bar

22 – Los Angeles, CA – Moroccan

25 – Santa Cruz, CA – The Catalyst

26 – San Francisco, CA – Bottom of the Hill

28 – Seattle, WA – The Sunset29 – Portland, OR – Mississippi Studios

 JULY

1 – Salt Lake City, UT – Urban Lounge

2 – Denver, CO – Globe Hall5 – Austin, TX – Scoot Inn 

ADDITIONAL DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED

On this week’s episode, Megs, Jon, and Otieno are joined once again by Brian Harmless. Discussions include cervical engineering, mutations, Virginia, and 2020 candidates for President.

This week’s featured song is “Red Hot” by Lola Bates

TW/CW : This week’s episode includes an in depth discussion on rape and sexual assault

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Otieno graduates, Jon plays Resident Evil 2, and Megs slices open her thumb. This week’s discussion continues our ongoing discussion on masculinity in society and explores shame and sexual assault.

This week’s featured song is “Jacket” by Carsie Blanton

On this week’s episode, Jon and Megan talk about their week’s and discuss the temporary end of the shutdown, Democratic hopefuls, and Wilbur Ross.

This week’s featured song of the week is “All Over Now’ by The Cranberries, from the band’s upcoming final album, In the End,which will be released April 26th.

“I can’t think of a more fitting way to commemorate the first anniversary of Dolores’ passing and to celebrate her life than to announce to the world the release of her final album with the band.” 
- Eileen O’Riordan, Dolores O’Riordan’s mother

On this week’s extra special double-sized episode of Secretly Timid, Megs, Jon, and Otieno are joined by not one…but TWO special guests, musicians Ryan and Emily. This week’s topics include the 19 African-American women elected as judges in Houston, how the alt-right are nesting in YouTube and Tumblr, tribalism, and metal health.

This week’s featured song of the week is, “All That Wanting” by Claire Morales

On this week’s Secretly Timid, Meg’s is absent…or is she? Bleepo is back! And the crew discuss presidential hopefuls, the “wall,” and continues the discussion on masculinity and apologizing.

Some links:

Tim Scott Speaks Out

Gary Webb

What History Teaches Us About Walls

This week’s featured song is “Talk Show Host” by Leeni

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Megs, Jon, and Otieno discuss the highs and lows of 2018, including their favorite films, music, and television programs. And of course, politics

Some Links:

• Nestle makes BILLIONS from bottling Water
• Harvard is secretly buying California’s water supply

This week’s featured song is “Josephine” by Escort

On This week’s extra special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon and Megan are joined by the one and only Foxy Brown. Topics include the most googled woman in 2018, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, tools to fight spam calls, and more!

This week’s featured song is, “Ou La La La (All Eyes On Us)” by NVDES 

This week on a very special episode of Secret Timid, we talk about Tumblr: Puritan Edition, Nick Cannon caping for Kevin Hart, undead soccer players, the slow epistemological degradation of the American political right. You know, like ya do.

Some Links:

• Nixon/Vietnam scandal
• Nixon/Ailes and Fox News
• The Slow Epistemological Degradation of the American Political Right
• The non-whitewashed history of Bush
• A worthy gofundme campaign
• A Shrine was discovered at UTD
• Nick Cannon defends Kevin Hart by pointing out other comedians homophobic tweets

This week’s featured song is, “Money” by Illicit Ghost

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid: We talk about smelly trees, big booties, Mint Julep and pleasant dating surprises in the context to low expectation.

This week’s featured song is, “My Last Request” by Loveless Romantics

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, we hash through why Christian straight people are paranoid, the unequal assessment of doxxing by the media, and how the crazy unhinged woman trope is dumb.

This week’s featured song is “Crash Boom Bang” by Unloved

Oh this week’s special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon talks about masculine toilets, Megs talks about Devos getting sued, and Otieno explores masculinity and apologies.

Some links:

S3 E7: Himpathy

This week’s featured song is, “Fall Back” by Duckwrth

On this week’s special episode, Megan goes on a date, Jon has car trouble, and Otieno has a wonderful week. Later, the trio argue over who is the last living rock king.

Some links:

• Dallas pride festival has a new home
• Law enforcement failed to see the risk of white nationalism
• an open letter by Nick Cave

This week’s featured song is “Sinking Ship” by Cake

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid (with special guest Juicebox Dad aka Ruttiger Smoot), we’re back and everything is still pretty awful.  Jon talks about local awful, Otieno talks about men being awful, and Megan reminds us that dogs are subject to sexism too.

This week’s featured song is, “Life’s a Rave” by Ned Dylan.

On this week’s episodes of Secretly Timid, the world is on fire…

This week’s featured song is “Selling Jesus” by Skunk Anansie

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, after a brief detour into the mechanics of self inflicted stab wounds, we offer our take on the only piece of news that anyone is talking about right now.  Yeah, sorry about that ya’ll :/

photo credit : Red Williamson

This week’s featured song is “(I’ve Still Got) Sand In My Shoes” by Calvin Johnson

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid we catch up on the catastrophes that our culture continues to be consumed with.  We discuss whether or not to give Michael Rapport the benefit of the doubt,  how the Department of Education’s efforts to ensure debt slavery remains a thing, and how men manage to continue to be unaccountable trash.

Some Links:

https://ifap.ed.gov/eannouncements/091918FSAPostsNewReportstoFSADataCenter.html

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-government-loan-forgiveness-program-has-rejected-99-of-borrowers-so-far-2018-09-20

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/15/647968261/devos-loses-on-student-loans-bezos-funds-preschool

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/13/647367937/student-borrowers-and-advocates-win-court-case-against-devos

This week’s song is “Blood Keeper” By Speedy Ortiz by way of Liz Phair

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid we discuss whether 45 is a Dadaist, how easy or hard it is to get to the right apartment sober, aaaand then things get a little heated.

This week’s featured song is “Bottoms Up” by Kings of Spade

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon talks about the River Series and videos games, Megan discusses slaps and spitting in the face,and special guest Brian Harmless tolerates aforementioned subjects.

This week’s featured song is “OMG!” by Yelle

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Chris and Megan talk trivia, lack of commitment to Sparkle Motion, history of gore on the internet, serial killer culture and alligators vs. joggers.

This week’s featured song is Never Surrender Forever by Juiceboxxx.

Tour Dates:

FRI 31 AUG – Los Angeles, CA @ Hi Hat

SUN 02 SEP -Tucson, AZ @ HOCO Fest

THU 20 SEP – Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

FRI 21 SEP – Lincoln, NE @ Lincoln Calling: Bodegaâ€s Alley

SAT 22 SEP – Milwaukee, WI @ Cactus Club

SUN 23 SEP – Madison, WI @ Mickeyâ€s

MON 24 SEP – Chicago @ Empty Bottle

THU 27 SEP – Berlin, DE @ Internet Explorer

FRI 28 SEP – Flensburg, DE @ Volksbad

SAT 29 SEP – Hamburg, DE @ Hafenklang

SUN 30 SEP – Neremburg, DE @ Kulturezentrum K4

TUE 02 OCT – Amsterdam, NL @ Q-factory

THU 04 OCT – Brighton, UK @ Sticky Mikeâ€s Frog Bar

FRI 05 OCT – Bristol, UK @ Hy-brasil

This week on a very special Jonless & Saraless episode of Secretly Timid, Megan talks about living that pizza life, Otieno gets existential about…well, everything (again) and we talk about that nasty ass Catholic priest stuff. Fun!

This week’s featured song is “Flawless” by Dorothy

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon kicks ass at poker (duh), Megsy wrestles a plush carrot (not a euphemism), Sarah eats goat liver and bleeds, and Otieno takes his mum to a metal show.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• Jason Mraz pisses off Native Americans
• Antifa and the Proud Boys clash in Portland
• 23 and Me pen a deal with GlaxoSmithKline
• Old tweets come back to haunt baseball player Josh Harder
• The Pentagon identifies the remains of the missing Tuskagee Airman

Our song of the week is “Borrowed Repertoire” by Chris Welch and the Cicada Killers.

On this week’s episode, Jon discusses She-Ra and female assertion, Chris talks about the death of responsible food criticism and Steve Albini, and Megan educates us on Ninja shortages and the lengths to which one will go for a satisfactory piece of cake.

Some Links :

Japans Ninja Shortage 

She-Ra

The Waitress

photo credit : Vlad Sepetov

This week’s featured song is “Ask Me Anything” by Neil Frances

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Megs visits Switzerland, Otieno resurrects a guy, Jon considers making’ whoopie at work, Sarah drinks a Mango Rum Lassi (and Jon is confused); and super-special guests Shira and Aheri help us take a moment to feel the love.

This week’s Hot Topics include…well…last week was super rough…so the hot topics was all of THAT.

Photo by Dustin Schneider

This week’s featured song is “New Mexico” by Henry the Archer. Check them out at the Double Wide August 10th!!

On this weekâ€s special episode…Jon and Megan are joined by John from the Hoaries and the Porpoise Crispy podcast. This week, John has a revelation about  the range of choices available to adults, irrespective of quality, Jon has conversations about Trans people, and Megan sees the glorious repeat of a concert from 22 years prior.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• Chris Hardwick is accused of emotional and sexual abuse
• A man is found guilty of attempted murder after trying to kill his wife not once…but twice.

This weekâ€s song is Diet of Change from Hoaries. Check them out live, when they open for Joan of Arc at Main at Southside July 6th!

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, despite being Jonless, Otieno & Sara are back and we acquire two other delightful guests with whom we discuss Texans saying something when they see something, the non-revelation that video games contain misogyny, and that Batman is a useless power fantasy.  Oh and apparently we have no idea how to operate our recording software, so yay editing?

Agony Game Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW-3kOUj-w8

And Bee Yang.

Photo Credit: Daryl Darko

This week’s featured song is “Scorpion” by Grayceon

On this week’s very special episode,  Jon gets put in Facebook time out, Megan is high-fived by a client and Chris goes to therapy…

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Puerto Rico

Photo Credit: Dale Bridges

This week’s featured song is “Ready, Set, Go” by Danielle Grubb

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, we remain Sarahless but she sent us a comforting care package.  This comes in handy when Megan discusses how the government doesn’t care about your student loan debit and Otieno suggests there’s a concerted attempt to overwhelm the progressive US electorate with garbage data.  But hey, vote Blue ya’ll.  Seriously.  For now.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/998309880183377926

Preview YouTube video HyperNormalisation 2016

HyperNormalisation 2016

Photo Credit: Emilio Mesa https://www.instagram.com/_ee_emm/

This week’s featured song is “Wait for You” by Somogyi.

Please consider donating to her GoFundMe campaign to record her debut album. Support local music.

​This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Megan still hasn’t gotten any dick pics but only as a matter of semantics, Jon gets a cold sore from a CPR dummy, Otieno is apoplectic about intellectual dishonesty and Sarah counsels us all through it.

photo by Cal Quinn

This week’s featured song is “Holy Ghost Blues” by Silas Nello

 

On this week’s special episode of Secretly Timid, Megan, Sarah, Otieno, and Jon discuss Michelle Wolf’s explosive set at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner and Rudy Giuliani’s recent talk show appearances.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• A preacher causes chaos at Infinity War screening
• The Boy Scouts welcomes girls
• The Left Behind real time strategy video games
• Blankenship has a campaign ad! 

photo by BandStalkerFW

This week’s featured song is “Going Up To Space” by Shadows of Jets

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid Sarah finds out sheâ€s sapiosexual, Megan watches Get Out (again…sorta), Otieno gets snuggly, and Jon is gets a tattoo. We also get an assist via screenwriter Michael Varrati and film critic Alonso Duralde on LGBTQ survivors in horror films.

Here is a sampling:

• The Invitation
• Rift
• Thelma
• Brides to Be
• All About Evil

Oh, and we didn’t get a chance to talk about it but Michelle Wolf slayed. Fuck the haters.

This week’s Hot Topics include :

• Immigrants say working at Kansas Ranch was like slavery
• Thousands of ICE detainees say they were forced into labor 
• The Southern Poverty Law Center sues private prison company that uses forced labor
• Meet Don Blankenship, a West Virginian Senate candidate with a problematic past and present 

This week’s featured song is “Fine Line” by Parker Millsap from the album, Other Arrangements, which is available May 4th. He’ll be playing the Granada Theater in Dallas on Tuesday, May 8th.

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, we almost make it through the entire episode without talking over each other.  Also, Megan plumbs the depths of the uncanny valley, Otieno has more bad news, Jon’s fight or flight instinct is set to “denial”, and Sara finds an imaginary fetus graveyard.  Oh, and presents!

P.S.  Otieno said he will modify future tellings of that terrible joke to include a strap because he remembered that all worker ants are female.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• The Trump Administration sets it sights on popular safety net programs
• The Trump Administration also plans to undo Obama-Era health protections for transgender people
• High School students protesting gun violence in Frisco are met with men armed with rifles
• Germany opens its first sex-doll brothel

Oh, and Eartha Kitt was a badass

This week’s featured song is “I Was Fucked By A Cloud” by ANMLPLNET

Dude- updating the website is super stressful if you don’t know what you’re doing. And I don’t know what I’m doing. So this is just a test to see if everything is ok. Enjoy the song, “Tell Me You Like It” by Liz Phair.

This week’s hot topics include:

• Jack White doesn’t want you to use your phone at his concert
• Queen B requests only official photos of her Coachella performance be used (gasp)
• New reports about the Pulse NIghtclub Mass Shooting show it may not have been motivated by homophobia
• The Kerner Report: 50 years later

This week’s featured song is “Again” by Numb.er 

SPECIAL GUEST! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!

On this week’s episode, Megan, Jon, Sarah, and Otieno are joined by special guest fine art photographer, L.A. Iversen. Iversen and the quartet talk a bit about art, kink art, and if there is a difference between kink and fetish.

This week’s hot topics include:

• Kinkfest
• The FBI seize BackPage.com
• New legislation puts sex workers at risk
• Model Nancy Upton uses art against American Apparel’s tone deaf plus-size model search
• Collateral damage from the Laura Ingraham advertiser boycott

This week’s featured song is “Press Play” by the Lay Awakes

Happy Easter (or that one where kids unknowingly play with fertility symbolism).

On this week’s episode, Megan is told to smile, Otieno get’s pulled over, and Sarah may or may not have a stalker…

This week’s Hot Topics (and other points of discussion) include:

• Katy Perry kissed a contestant on America Idol
• Kentucky teachers rally following a bait and switch on pension reform
• check out Bud Oglesby
• Baton Rouge police officers won’t be charged in fatal shooting of Alton Sterling
• Police union claims black officer who killed white woman is being treated more harshly by prosecutor
• Mansfield teacher suspended after sharing her orientation 

This week’s featured song is “Running Away” by the Orange Peels

On this week’s show, Megan, Jon, Otieno, and Sarah reflect on their week and discuss whether or not Stormy Daniels will be the one to take down the Trump Dynasty.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• Austin Bombings
• Should professors be barred from sleeping with their students?
• Do people care more about the puppy that was killed on United Airlines than the kids killed in school shootings or victims of racially motivated violence?

Shout outs?

• Linoleum Knife Podcast 

White Metropolis
This week’s featured song is “Lethargy” by Noise Figures

On this week’s show, Otieno, Sarah, Megan and Cindy chit chat about their week, violence in video games, a Netflix documentary about a woman we really shouldn’t be talking about because there are much better people to be talking about, and lips.

This week’s featured song is “Generation L(ost)” by L.A. Salami

Show links:

• The Tongue-Eating Louse
• The Bay
• Deadly Spores
• The Last of Us Trailer
• The Normal Breast Gallery

This week’s featured song is “Hallelujah (So Low)” by The Editors.

On this week’s episode, Jon, Megan, and Otieno’s discussion on gun control is interrupted by the sound of a woman screaming outside…

This week’s featured song is “Die Today” by Txlips.

Flesh Jacks. Butt Stuff. Wakanda.

This week’s featured song is “Let Your Dog Tooth Grow” by The Orielles

On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid,  Otieno opens up his Christmas present from Joe In Dallas and the group talks about butt stuff.

This week’s Hot Topics include excitement for the Black Panther movie (and a discussion on the costumes), a Trump tweet is seemingly aimed at the #metoo movement, the investigation into the Equifax security breech goes cold, the Dallas GOP sue to purge Democrat rivals from the ballet, male/female arousal response to erotic images and violent images, a supposed BIE is arrested, and all sorts of crazy shit is going on with the Baltimore PD.

This week’s featured song is “I Came Here To Bitch” by L7.

On this week’s episode, Cindy, Jon, Otieno, and Megan discuss the #MeToo movement, Aziz Ansari,Trump’s “shithole” comment, and golden toilets.

This week’s featured song is “How Simple” by Hop Along.

We’re fed up with everything.

This week’s featured song is “All Nerve” by The Breeders

Happy New Year!

On this week’s show, Jon, Megan, and Otieno talk about health supplements, killing your own dinner, and share some marijuana stories.

This week’s hot topics include the Logan Paul/Japan fiasco, the CDC planning for a possible nuclear strike, and the book, “Trumpocalypse,” which asks “whether God raised up President Trump as a fearless leader to guide America and the free world through a series of major crises as the biblical end-time narrative unfolds…”

This week’s featured song is “Sideways” by Lauren Ruth Ward

Happy Holidays!

On this week’s episode Regina, Megan, Jon, Otieno, and Ryan chat about drugs, sex, and Liza Minelli. NO POLITICS.

This week’s featured song is holiday favorite “It’s a Very Queer Christmas” by Erin McKeown

On this week’s episode Megan really wanted to talk about S-Town. Naturally, we forgot to talk about S-Town. Instead, Megan, Jon, Regina, and Otieno talked about Al Franken’s resignation, Time Magazine’s person of the year, and yet another police officer acquitted for the murder of a citizen they are sworn to protect.

This week’s featured song is “Got That” by Gigi Rowe

On this week’s episode, Otieno is late, Megan is Yiddish, and Jon is a gold digger. Hot topics include…well…let’s be honest; the news has been real rough…so we talk about it for a bit and then talk about dicks.

This week’s featured song is “Ten Tables” by Goon

On this week’s show, Regina, Megan, Jon, and Otieno share advice on how to discuss politics with family, and Jon reads some listener advice on the same subject. Later the quartet discuss whether or not Al Franken should resign following sexual harassment allegations, the Republican tax plan, Net Neutrality/FCC/Sinclair media, and Otieno watched Fox News so you won’t have to.

This week’s featured song is “Hawaiian Sucker Punch” by  Cab Ride Home

On this week’s episode, Jon, Otieno, and Megan discuss how nothing ever changes, gun control, the Republican’s tax proposal, Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume, and the Republican’s reaction to the allegations of pedophilia against Senate hopeful Roy Moore. Later, Otieno discusses a story spread in some conservative circles which alleged Antifa was planning an all-out civil war this past November 4th. He also asks how our listeners to share how they would engage in conversation with someone who shares vastly different views. Please comment on our twitter, facebook, or instagram, or send us an email to letters@secretlytimid.com.

This week’s featured track is “Police State” by Pussy Riot

On this week’s episode, Jon, Cindy, Regina, and Megan are joined by Jamie Matlock, founder of the nonprofit Austen’s Autistic Adventures. Jamie shares the nonprofit’s origin and answers the cast’s questions. Go check out the silent auction November 7th at Blue Mesa in Dallas!

Later, the cast further discuss the Weinstein fallout and answer the question, “What would you do if one of your friends were accused of sexual harassment or assault?”

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• An undocumented teen immigrant has the abortion she sought for weeks
• Should twitter ban President Trump?

Photo Credit: Eric Van Den Brulle

This week’s featured song is “FCK The KGB” by the U.S. Americans

On this episode of Secretly Timid, Megan suffers some grooming mishaps while Jon rehashes the circumcision debate.

This week’s hot topics include:

• Zac Posen gets handsy with the models on Project Runway

• TX Congresswoman: Itâ€s The ‘Responsibility Of The Female†To Prevent Sexual Abuse

  • and why she is completely wrong

• Why This Mormon Mom Opened An LGBTQ House A Block Away From A Church Temple

  • But is it legitimate?

• Odin the dog protects his goats during Sonoma fire, takes in baby deer too

This week’s featured song is “Classics (Die Young)” by Roadkill Ghost Choir

On this week’s episode Megan, Regina, Jon, Cindy, and Otieno discuss the ethical implications of implanting microchips in your children which swells into a discussion on the value of circumcision. Hot topics include the attempted terrorist attack in Asheville, North Carolina. Was race a determining factor on why it wasn’t widely reported? Then the cast discuss sexual harassment and the Harvey Weinstein fallout.

This week’s featured track is “Bad Boys” by Secretly Timid favorite, Cardiknox. 

On this week’s episode, Jon, Megan, and Otieno talk about glory holes and femme bands.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

• The aftermath of the mass shooting in Las Vegas
• The leaked document stating the FBI added B.I.E.’s (black identity extremists) to its groups to watch
• A woman was arrested in the “Killer Clown” cold case
• Gil vs. Whitford

This week’s featured song is “Broken Arrow” by Tori Amos

So the audio took a noticeable plunge this episode and will be corrected for the next. Let’s just say this is our “Indie/Lo-Fi” show.

On this week’s show, Regina, Otieno, Ryan, and Jon talk about Will and Grace, the expiration of the CHIP program, Puerto Rico, and the NFL.

This week’s featured song is “Dispatch from Mar-A-Lago” by L7