The Nose Job

Though otherwise finding her beautiful, George is distracted by the size of his girlfriend Audrey's nose. After telling Jerry of the problem, George is shocked when Kramer tells Audrey that she needs a nose job. Meanwhile, Jerry is attracted to Isabel, a beautiful but dumb actress he met on an elevator, and Kramer asks Elaine to help him steal back his favorite jacket. George encourages Audrey to get a nose job but, after going ahead with the operation, her nose looks worse than ever. After arranging to have more surgery, Audrey suggests that they take a trip together, but George balks as he loses interest in their relationship. Unable to take anymore of Isabel's mindlessness, and even though the sex was the best he's ever had, Jerry begs Kramer to tear up her phone number so he cannot call her again. With Elaine posing as the daughter of the jacket's original, but imprisoned, owner, she and Kramer go to his apartment and convince the landlord to let them take the coat. When Isabel comes for another visit, Jeriy's intellect overcomes his sexual urges and he ends their relationship. Finally, although George reconsiders his decision after seeing Audrey's beautiful new nose, he is surprised when she leaves for a date with Kramer instead.

The Outing

After Jerry is unsuccessful reaching a college reporter about an interview, Elaine notices two women eavesdropping on their conversation. To give them something interesting to hear, she casually mentions that Jerry and George have admitted they are gay, unaware that one of them is Sharon Lennard, the reporter waiting for the interview with Jerry. As Jerry prepares for the interview, George drops by to discuss his latest girlfriend and, while Sharon recognizes them immediately, they fail to realize who she is and proceed to argue like an old married couple. However, when it finally occurs to Jerry what has happened, he and George insist that what she overheard was just a joke. While Jerry is scolding Elaine for the misunderstanding, Kramer arrives to deliver a two-line phone for his birthday. Elaine then rushes out to exchange a similar phone ~ bought Jerry as her gift, when Sharon calls to say she has decided not to pursue the gay angle. But, when Jerry takes another call from George and sarcastically tells him that they must have fooled the reporter into believing they are not gay. What he discovers is that Sharon was able to hear his conversation. Failing to convince her that it was just another joke, Jerry discovers that he and George have been "outed" after the story is picked up by newspapers all across the country. As Kramer complains about being kept in the dark about their relationship, Jerry fields a call from his mom and dad while George panics and hurries to see his own mother, finding her hospitalized after an accident she had while reading the story in the paper. Meanwhile, after a gay sailor claims their courageous decision has inspired him to come out of the closet, too, Jerry decides that going to a Broadway musical together might not be the best idea given the circumstances, while George realizes that the newspaper story might be just the thing to get rid of his psychotic girlfriend. Despite George's claim that he is gay, Allison asks to speak with Jerry and arrives at the apartment as he and Sharon are on the couch kissing. Though George insists he tell Allison they are lovers, Jerry claims not to know what he is talking about. Finally, as Sharon bolts from the apartment and Jerry turns on his friend, George tries to convince Allison that he is a pornographic film star.

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The Nose Job

The Outing