The Keys

After finding Kramer repeatedly using his apartment, Jerry demands that his neighbor return his set of spare keys. Though apologizing for having misused them, Kramer later asks Jerry to return his own set of keys as well. Then, asked to keep a set of Kramer's keys, George agrees, but only after getting his own keys back from Elaine to make the trade. Declaring that New York is a dead city, Kramer announces he is going to California to find work as an actor. However, forced to abandon his broken down car and hitchhike, Kramer is picked up by a suicidal motorcyclist, a group of nomadic hippies, and a lusty female truck driver. Meanwhile, George is upset when Elaine asks him to return her keys so that she may give them to Jerry. When he is locked out of his own apartment, Jerry asks George for help in retrieving his spare set of keys from Elaine's. Although George initially resists, he finally lets him in, where they come across a script Elaine is writing for the popular television comedy, Murphy Brown. However, when she catches the pair reading her work, Elaine is outraged and, after giving Jerry his keys, demands that George return hers since he can't be trusted. Finally, as Jerry is instructing Elaine on the finer points of writing comedy, they suddenly notice Kramer in an episode of Murphy Brown

The Raincoats

When Jerry's parents come to stay en route to France, George extends them an invitation to join his mom and dad for dinner. Then, to avoid having to be a Big Brother, George claims he is going to France and then asks the Seinfelds to send postcards to make it seem as though he is really there. Meanwhile, after Kramer encourages George to sell his father's old clothes to a thrift store, the Seinfelds falsely claim they already have dinner plans, not wanting to admit that they just don't like the Costanzas. Then, after Elaine's new boyfriend takes the Seinfelds for a behind the scenes museum tour, Kramer drops by wearing a raincoat created by Jerry's dad. Told they are now valuable, Morty says he still has boxes of the coats in his garage and Kramer offers to sell them in exchange for a cut of the profits. Agreeing to join Kramer for dinner, Morty asks his neighbor Jack to send the raincoats to New York while, unaware of how the Seinfelds really feel, Estelle and Frank extend their invitation for the following night. Then, George's lie compounds his problem when he is asked to take Joey to Pans to find his father while, at Rudy's thrift store making a sale, he discovers that Kramer had dinner with Morty and Helen. Confronting Jerry about his parents' lie, George then asks if they would be willing to take Joey along with them to Paris, while Elaine finds that Aaron has invited Morty and Helen to join them for a romantic evening on the town. Seeing the four of them sharing a hansom cab and drinking champagne, George realizes that his parents have been snubbed again, while Jack calls to say he couldn't get the garage open, delaying the arrival of the coats by another day. Meanwhile, the Costanzas decide to take a cruise, only to have Frank discover that all of his cabana wear is missing. Though realizing his mistake, George is unaware that Rudy has burned them, while Newman is disgusted when he sees Jerry and his girlfriend Rachel making out during Schindler's List. Arriving at the thrift store where he tries to get the clothes back, George complains about the Seinfelds and prompts Kramer to conclude that his deal with Morty isn't lucrative enough. But, after Morty decides that it is Kramer who is actually getting too much, they finally negotiate a price just like their original deal. Deciding to cause Jerry trouble, Newman tells the Seinfelds about his behavior during the movie while, getting more bad news about the raincoats, Morty calls off the trip to France so he can complete his deal with Kramer. Then, when Kramer arrives wearing a shirt he bought from Rudy and Frank accuses him being a thief, George is forced to tell his thd the truth.

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The Keys

The Raincoats