This month’s #pawpawty is during the weekend of the 21st & 22nd. The theme is James Bond and the charity is Wayside Waifs in Kansas City, MO. To learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website.

As captain of the #pawpawty sekurity team it is my honor to announce some new promotions on our team over the past three months!

Detective Cheshire

Detective Cheshire (@CheshireK) was promoted to detective in December 2011. Cheshire has proven to be a most dependable officer picking up extra shifts when needed, covering the duties of documentation officer when @BusyButtons is unavailable and generally becoming an invaluable asset to the team. Congratulations to Detective Cheshire!

@SnoopDoggDoxie

Officer Snoop (@SnoopDoggDoxie) was promoted to officer in November 2011. Snoop has quickly proven himself to be a very good officer and we expect him to have a long, prosperous career on the team. Congratulations to Officer Snoop!

I am also pleased to announce Honorary Officer Gator (@RealFakeGator) who is now providing all of the sekurity uniforms to non-pawpawty events. We so appreciate his creativity and generous contribution to the sekurity team. Congratulations to Officer Gator!

The sekurity force has been asked to provide support for the annual CatMasEve event on December 24, 2011. CatMasEve is raising funds for the Black Cat Rescue. To learn all about CatMasEve, check out the Twtvite. No anipal should have to sit alone on Christmas Eve, whether family is far, they don’t celebrate Christmas personally, or they just want to let down their fur after kids are in bed for the night. So join us for George the Duck and The Hotties* Annual #CatmasEve pawty. Too help with busy holiday schedules, shifts are scheduled for one hour each but you are welcome to work additional shifts if you would like.

This month’s #pawpawty is during the weekend of the 10th & 11th. The theme is SantaPaws and the charity is the SantaPawsDrive which is actually six different shelters. To learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website.

The sekurity team is providing a special sekurity detail for Officer @BloodhoundNDots and Furever Dachshund Rescue for the JinglePawsRock event. To learn about this rescue, check out their site.

The 2011 Anipal Academy Awards were held November 11, 12, and 13. The Awards supported the Animal Cancer Center at CSU. To learn all about the Anipal Academy Awards, check out the website.

Anipal Academy Awards special collection uniforms were sewn by @RealFakeGator, styling by @GeorgetheDuck.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Report
(all times in EDT)

The sekurity force has been asked to provide protection for the Anipal Academy Awards event from November 11 to 13, 2011. It’s red carpet all the way and the pawpawrazzi will be out in full force. Our duty is to protect all attendees and award winners to make sure everyone has a great time. **Also, please note that all sekurity personnel (whether scheduled to work or not) will receive awards between 7-8 pm on 11-11-11.** The Anipal Academy Awards are supporting the Animal Cancer Center at CSU. To learn all about the Anipal Academy Awards, check out the website.

This month’s #pawpawty is during the weekend of the 22nd & 23rd. The theme is Howl-O-ween and the charity is Camp Cocker which is located in Sherman Oaks, California. To learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website.

24 & 25 September was the weekend of the Paws Around the World themed PawPawty. Donations benefited Holly Hedge Animal Sanctuary which is near Bristol in the UK. £840.50 was raised – 129% of the goal set! Woo hoo!

SEKURITY TEAM ROLL CALL

Captain Brutus @brutusthedane	Detective Duchess @duchesscrabtree	Officer Cheshire @cheshirek
Officers Aedan & Winston @pushupsnpaws	Officer Daisy @iamdaisydoo	Officer Benji @benjito95
Officer Mickey @Mickeyshorttail	Officer Ody @OdyMaltese	Officer Abbey @abbeyrescuedox

(Sekurity uniforms were lost by the airline!)

OFFICIAL SEKURITY REPORT
(all times in EDT)

2:00 PM	Officer Abbey starts the first Sekurity shift and the pawpawty kicks off!
3:15 PM	Guests are asked to refrain from “bee sniffing”, which sounds quite dangerous!
3:55 PM	Officer Abbey is in twitter jail! Eek!
4:00 PM	Officer Ody reports for his shift.
HANDOFF REPORT	“Everything has been quiet!”
4:01 PM	Officer Ody is in on duty, Officer Abbey, in twitter jail, can now relax and play a harmonica until she is released.
5:32 PM	Guests hear a giant “CRASH!!!” Officer Ody’s jetpack ran out of fuel and he took a bit of a tumble. @MrKiplingwoof and @aylalab rush to help.
5:34 PM	Officer Cheshire assists Officer Ody by wrapping his sore behind in a purple bandage.
5:36 PM	Guests are trying not to snicker at the sight of poor Officer Ody’s purple bum.
5:54 PM	Officer Daisy checks in for her Sekurity rounds.
HANDOFF REPORT	“Quiet right now. Nothing important to report.” (crashed jetpack is surreptitiously kicked out of sight)
5:59 PM	Officer Ody signs out and Officer Daisy is in charge.
6:09PM	A post-shift post-crash investigation has determined that Officer Ody crashed because the jetpack was carrying more weight than it was used to. *ahem* Fuel was used up at a faster rate than normal.
7:35 PM	Sekurity Announcement: NO hoochiekootch is allowed at pawpawty – Hokey Pokey is ok, though.
7:36 PM	@SnoopDoggDoxie is warned about squeezing Sekurity Officers’ mellons.
7:56 PM	Officers Aedan and Winston arrive for their shift.
HANDOFF REPORT	“@SnoopDoggDoxie was given a warning for squeezing Sekurity Officer’s melons. @thisbear is in protective custody behind bar because owner was forcing him to dance ‘hoochitkootch’. @thisbear was told he’d have to dance the Hokey Pokey but we’d save him from hoochiekootch. Other than that, it’s been quiet. Signing off duty.”
8:03 PM	Officer Daisy clocks out and Officers Aedan and Winston are on duty.
HANDOFF REPORT	“mostly quiet shift – took @mattiedog into custody for cruising into the Stewardess Cabin. we trumped up some charges of ‘distracting’ as we zoomed around the world.”
11:45 PM	Detective Duchess clocks in early and doesn’t see any Sekurity Officer to relieve.
1:58 AM	Officer Benji arrives for his shift.
HANDOFF REPORT	“Efurryone been Great & Hafin fun! Detective Duchess signing off duty – Handin to Officer Benji.”
3:59 AM	Det. Duchess is back for a second Sekurity shift.
HANDOFF REPORT	“officer welcome back. My shift was very quiet no problems everyone behaved properly.”
5:30 AM	@PepiSmartDog reports there was almost a Sekurity issue – Suki threw up all over his mom’s desk!! Sekurity reminds Suki that she must behave there is important work going on here!
5:35 AM	Suki is advised NOT to throw up in her mom’s suitcase while she’s at it…. Too late!!
5:58 AM	Officer Mickey signs in for his Sekurity shift.
HANDOFF REPORT	“@PepiSmartDog reported Suki puked all over Mom’s desk & in her suitcase. And @PepiSmartDog requested sekurity warn Suki & ask her to behave BEFORE she pukes on mum’s suitcase. Other den dat all Anipals behafin & hafin fun!”
6:01 AM	Officer Mickey is now on Sekurity detail, making notes about the pre-emptive barf strategy. Det. Duchess heads to the locker room to unwind.
6:17 AM	#sekuritytroublemaker @indykitty has poured salad oil all over the bar.
8:30 AM	Officer Mickey is working a double shift and requests a shot of coffee and Red Bull.
9:55 AM	Captain Brutus signs in for the next shift.
HANDOFF REPORT	‘A quiet shift. A good bit of mansequin flinging and bar dancing from @PepiSmartDog . Shock. @indykitty put salad oil on the bar. Applied neutralizer and issued warning. @PepiSmartDog then added salad greens to sop up remaining oil on the bar. Did have to do an emergency paw block to keep @Dogstoyevsky from sliding out the window. @kingtuttifruiti slipped Red Bull in my coffee IV. I expect to sleep again around Wednesday. Went into overtime duty at 8 a.m. EDT. Worked double shift.
9:58 AM	Cap. Brutus is in charge and Officer Mickey signs off. Great job, Officer Mickey!
10:56 AM	It comes to light that Officer Annie was unable to clock in for her Sekurity shifts due to rescue work she was doing on behalf of some adorable doxies! Cap. Brutus and the rest of the Sekurity Team appreciate her efforts to help those pups!
11:53 AM	@pandafur reports an annoying spammer to block: sindeegeorgea.
12:00 PM	Officer Cheshire scampers out of the locker room for his shift, smelling of fake bacon!
HANDOFF REPORT	Okay, everyone was extremely well-behaved this morning. Nothing to report. Handoff complete!
12:02 PM	Officer Cheshire is in charge and Captain Brutus clocks out.
12:07 PM	Durning the shift change, Officer Cheshire and Captain Brutus discuss the six ton satellite that fell from the sky overnight, much like Officer Ody falling from the sky with his jetpack. [giggle!]
HANDOFF REPORT	“Everyone was good except my sisfur @NutmegTorby who drank too much, rolled on the bar and fell off. @Georgetheduck cleaned up and wasn’t mad, then I held Nutmeggy’s paw and we patrolled. Unfortunatly, I had a little glitch with Tweetdeck & Nutmeg was in charge for a few seconds. I found myself & all was well.”
2:00 PM	Another successful and fun pawpawty draws to a close!

This month’s #pawpawty is during the weekend of the 24th & 25th. The theme is Paws Around the World and the charity is Holly Hedge Animal Sanctuary which is located near Bristol in the UK. To learn all about what iz #pawpawty, check out the pawpawty website.