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			    <title>LIVING THE DREAM ON TV?</title>
			    <description>&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s right, the first episode of our Living the Dream series could possibly leap from the really small screen to the regular small screen.  We&amp;#8217;re one of 3 finalists in the Showdown for Atom TV.  The winner (determined solely by votes from good &amp;#8216;ol regular Joe Six Packs and Hockey Moms like you) will appear on Atom TV on Comedy Central - at 2AM on Mondays, but still, it&amp;#8217;s the same TV you use to watch Dancing with the Stars!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So if you don&amp;#8217;t mind taking a few moments to &lt;a href="http://www.atom.com/showdown"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, sign up (we know), and vote for us, we will buy each and every one of you your very own pony (or beer, or virtual beer) and thank you in our Emmy speech.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We love you as much as a monkey can love...&lt;/p&gt;

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			    <title>Self-Made Monkeys on TV!</title>
			    <description>&lt;p&gt;Most of us here in the United States of Awesome know you can only find about 6 things in Canada: snow, moose, beer, Moosehead beer, hockey pucks and a piece of meat that's clearly ham but they insist on calling bacon. Well you can now add one more thing to that list - Monkeys!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Self-Made Monkeys were recently featured on Torrent, a 1/2 hour show on Canada's G4TechTV. So &lt;a href="http://www.selfmademonkeys.com"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to check out our national television debut.  And, of course, you can watch more of our vids at &lt;a href="http://www.selfmademonkeys.com/videos.php"&gt;http://www.selfmademonkeys.com/videos.php&lt;/a&gt;.  Enjoy, eh?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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			    <title>What's wana? Botswana!  What's wana? Botswana!</title>
			    <description>&lt;p&gt;Our website has now been visited by people from 66 countries &amp;#8211; the latest?  Take a guess.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Slovenia?  Nope that was #65.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Kuwait?  Come on, man, Kuwait was #64 &amp;#8211; get your head out of your oil hole!  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Qatar?  Dude, they&amp;#8217;re so advanced they spell their name with a Q, but no U &amp;#8211; they hit our site a long time ago.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll give you a hint.  It&amp;#8217;s not Swana.  A big hairy thanks to you, citizen of Botswana, for spending 3 minutes and 48 seconds on our site.  If we can do anything for you, just say the word.  But say it in English &amp;#8211; we don&amp;#8217;t speak Tswana.&lt;/p&gt;

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			    <title>MERRY OLD MYSPACE</title>
			    <description>&lt;p&gt;We're bloody thrilled that the jolly good blokes over at MySpace UK have featured our "Easter Jesus" video on their main page.  We've always fancied them, but now we really want to shag their brains out with our Big Ben.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The video's already generating a well strong debate.  Those cheeky Brits sure know how to comment on a video.  No bollocks!  Alright, maybe a little bollocks.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cheerio y'all!&lt;/p&gt;

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			    <title>REVVER'S SHARING THE MONKEY LOVE!</title>
			    <description>&lt;p&gt;We may not be the creators of the Universe, but we are the featured creators on Revver this week.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;No, no... there's no reason to pray to us, we're just normal creators.  We can't turn water into wine, but we can turn wine into pee-pee.  We suggest you say 1 "Our Father", 4 "Hail Mary's", and keep coming back here for more funny created videos.  Glory Be!&lt;/p&gt;
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