Just Sewjin

Signs of Overworking

2010-08-19T21:35:00.000+08:00

Toilet Bowl of Epiphany

2010-08-15T20:53:00.002+08:00

When a person has taken so much crap in their life, what difference would it make to them if shit does hit the fan?

Balancing Act

2010-08-15T17:50:00.004+08:00

Balancing work and play..

I think I'm doing a pretty good job at it.

Genting Casino

2010-05-03T02:29:00.002+08:00

It is unfair that all your friends won money that night while you are the only one that lost!

Hotel Check In

2010-04-28T20:18:00.002+08:00

I'll try a knock knock joke next time.

Caught In a Jam

2010-04-26T22:14:00.002+08:00

Behold, The Rubbish Bin

2010-04-25T22:54:00.003+08:00

It's like I am walking around the office with a "Feed Me" sign on my forehead.

Because I Now Prefer to Blog in Words

2009-09-20T11:03:00.001+08:00

http://sewjin.wordpress.com/

My Childhood In A Blog Post

2009-08-13T20:42:00.002+08:00

Captain Planet

Saber Riders

Conan the Adventurer

Thundercats

G.I. Joe

Transformers

He-Man

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Voltron

My absolute favourite is of course, power rangers. Too bad I couldn't find an embeddable video for that one :(

The Right Kind of Job for Me

2009-08-09T21:52:00.002+08:00

Is still out there somewhere.

Beating Traffic

2009-07-22T22:31:00.002+08:00

Behold, my invention to forever avoid the rush hour! Might have a problem with the guys down at Road Transport Department though:

Too tall.

My New Pets

2009-07-20T22:00:00.003+08:00

Politically Correct

2009-07-19T20:33:00.004+08:00

I just found out that the top managements in my company and even a bulk of our customers live and breathe golf. That of course spells trouble for me, someone who thinks a "birdie" is a childhood nickname for his privates. Among other golf terms I find amusing:

Happy Birthday Baby!

2009-07-15T00:00:00.000+08:00

I Sprained My Neck

2009-07-13T21:52:00.005+08:00

I really did.

Working Through The Weekends

2009-07-11T20:55:00.003+08:00

You Snooze You Lose

2009-07-10T22:33:00.003+08:00

I am arriving to work late almost everyday. Credit goes to this habit that I have of hitting the snooze button every time my cell phone alarm goes off.

So here, I have devised an ingenious plan to incorporate both my love for repetitively hitting a button and my need to get to work on time:

Rat Race Runner

2009-07-06T21:29:00.002+08:00

In order to look the part,

I'm Hired!

2009-07-05T15:43:00.004+08:00

Behold, The Cheap Boyfriend

2009-05-27T22:12:00.009+08:00

Scenario One

Ling: My birthday coming. I want presents.

Ben: Hey, would you want me to sweep you off your feet onto my white horse and romantically ride into the sunset.. or presents?

Ling: Hm.....

Ben: Still have to think?!

Ling: White horse la!

Ben: Hihihihihihi.

Ling: Don't tell me you're the horse.

Ben: I have no money to buy a horse.

Ling: Then how?

Ben: But got money to buy white cloth.

Scenario 2

Ling: I want diamonds for my birthday.

Ben:

Ling: Such a 'beautiful' diamond! 'Thanks' a lot!

Ben: Fine, I'll touch it up.

Ling: You're bombing my diamonds?

Ben: No. That is a four carrot diamond.

I'm Gonna Need Protection for My Protection

2009-05-24T00:32:00.002+08:00

Dad had some friends over for dinner yesterday. One of the couples brought their grandchild over because no one was home to babysit her. She was apparently rather popular with the aunties that night, especially my mum. Even one of my uncles went, "Wa you see your mother so happy to hold someone else's grandchild! Eh Ben, your mother wants one of her own!"

Now at first I found it pretty funny because mum went quiet but then the uncle added, "Your mother already has a proposal! She says she's gonna poke holes in your condoms! Haha!" I swear I saw evil in my mum's eyes:

(Enters bedroom, switches on the lights)
Ben: Ma!!
Mum: Uh oh.
Ben: Ma, what are you doing with my condoms?
Mum: I'm er... poking holes in them.
Ben: But why?
Mum: Ventilation.
Ben: Ma...
Mum: One way or the other I WILL get my grandchild, just you wait! Muahahaha! (Fades into darkness)

Not so funny anymore.

The People At Garmin Will Love Me

2009-05-19T23:50:00.005+08:00

Being back in KL means that I have to start making an effort to understand the pains and pressures of city life, a.k.a. the city roads. Lesson one took place last week when I was forced to drive to Puchong for an interview.

This is the route I was supposed to take:

This is the route I took:

I overshot a total of 10 turnings; 6 on the way to the office and 4 on the way back to home. Not bad considering that this is the first time I've driven out of PJ. I swear if my girl wasn't there with me, I literally would have painted the town red.

You're It!

2009-05-17T16:08:00.005+08:00

Life after university has been slow:

(In the car, on the way to lunch)
Ben: Let's play tag!
Sis: In the car?
Ben: Yeah, let's rock-paper-scissors!
Sis: But-
Ben: Rock beats scissors. You're it, hahahahaha! *Scoots excitedly away from sister*
Sis: Er...
Ben: Hahahahaha! *continues scooting*
Sis: Dad, I think kor kor needs to a get a job.

Boredom is killing me!

Hiatus

2008-09-01T23:30:00.000+08:00

I would be lying if I said that it is because work and assignments in uni are catching up to me. Truth be told, I met someone recently and well, I would wanna focus all that wit and humor to just one person now.

I thank you all for being such wonderful and supportive audiences (uiseh, perasan). Anyways till the next update, do take care.

What Did We Do In Tioman?

2008-08-25T13:09:00.007+08:00

We arrived at the jetty at 9.30am.

Played in the waters till lunch time.

Went jungle trekking after lunch.

Had gay moments while jungle trekking.

Made sure Adrian does not get a proper shot while jungle trekking.

Finally arrived at the falls.

Trekked back to our village for dinner.

Rented our snorkelling gear for tomorrow.

Played Big 2 till 1am.

Got up early the next day for snorkeling.

Snorkeled.

And snorkeled.

We basically spent the entire day snorkeling.

Just had to unwind by playing Big 2.

Then we went down to the beach again to suck cock.

At night, we had the most wonderful BBQ dinner.

After which, we chatted the night away.

And woke up the next to day to play in the waters for one last time.
It was the most fun I have had in a long, long time. A lot more pictures here.